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“Damn,” I said. I quickly checked up and down the road, and returned to find Anna laughing.
“Is this another of your schemes to have more of my company?” she teased. She opened her bag and took out a mobile phone, dialed 999, and passed it over to me.
“Which service do you require? Fire, Police, or Ambulance?” a voice asked.
“Police,” I said, and was immediately put through to another voice.
“Charing Cross Police Station. What is the nature of your inquiry?”
“I think my car has been stolen.”
“Can you tell me the make, color and registration number please, sir?”
“It's a blue Rover 600, registration K857 SHV.”
There was a long pause, during which I could hear other voices talking in the background.
“No, it hasn't been stolen, sir,” said the officer who had been dealing with me when he came back on the line. “The vehicle was illegally parked on a double yellow line. It's been removed and taken to the Vauxhall Bridge Pound.”
“Can I pick it up now?” I asked.
“Certainly, sir. How will you be getting there?”
“I'll take a taxi.”
“Then just ask the driver for the Vauxhall Bridge Pound. Once you get there, you'll need some form of identification,
and a check for £105 with a bank card—that is if you don't have the full amount in cash.”
“One hundred five pounds?” I said quietly.
“That's correct, sir.”
Anna frowned for the first time that evening.
“Worth every penny.”
“I beg your pardon, sir?”
“Nothing, officer. Goodnight.”
I handed the phone back to Anna, and said, “The next thing I'm going to do is find you a taxi.”
“You certainly are not, Michael, because I'm staying with you. In any case, you promised my brother you'd take me home.”
I took her hand and hailed a taxi, which swung across the road and came to a halt beside us.
“Vauxhall Bridge Pound, please.”
“Bad luck, mate,” said the cabbie. “You're my fourth this evening.”
I gave him a broad grin.
“I expect the other three also chased you into the theater, but luckily they were behind me in the line,” I said to Anna as I joined her on the back seat.
As the taxi maneuvered its way slowly through the rain-swept post-theater traffic and across Waterloo Bridge, Anna said, “Don't you think I should have been given the chance to choose between the four of you? After all, one of them might have been driving a Rolls-Royce.”
“Not possible.”
“And why not, pray?” asked Anna.
“Because you couldn't have parked a Rolls-Royce in that space.”
“But if he'd had a chauffeur, that would have solved all my problems.”
“In that case, I would simply have run him over.”
The taxi had travelled some distance before either of us spoke again.
“Can I ask you a personal question?” Anna eventually said.
“If it's what I think it is, I was about to ask you the same thing.”
“Then you go first.”
“No—I'm not married,” I said. “Nearly, once, but she escaped.” Anna laughed. “And you?”
“I was married,” she said quietly. “He was the fourth doctor in the practice. He died three years ago. I spent nine months nursing him, but in the end I failed.”
“I'm so sorry,” I said, feeling a little ashamed. “That was tactless of me. I shouldn't have raised the subject.”
“I raised it, Michael, not you. It's me who should apologize.”
Neither of us spoke again for several minutes, until Anna said, “For the past three years, since Andrew's death, I've immersed myself in work, and I seem to spend most of my spare time boring Jonathan and Elizabeth to distraction. They couldn't have been more understanding, but they must be heartily sick of it by now. I wouldn't be surprised if Jonathan hadn't arranged an emergency for tonight, so someone else could take me to the theater for a change. It might even give me the confidence to go out again. Heaven knows,” she added as we drove into the car pound, “enough people have been kind enough to ask me.”
I passed the cabbie a ten-pound note and we dashed through the rain in the direction of a little Portakabin.
I walked up to the counter and read the form taped to it. I took out my wallet, extracted my driver's license, and began counting.
I only had eighty pounds in cash, and I never carry a checkbook.
Anna grinned, and took the envelope I'd presented to her earlier in the evening from her bag. She tore it open and extracted the two ten-pound notes, added a five-pound note of her own, and handed them over to me.
“Thank you,” I said, once again feeling embarrassed.
“Worth every penny,” she replied with a grin.
The policeman counted the notes slowly, placed them in a tin box, and gave me a receipt.
“It's right there, in the front row,” he said, pointing out of the window. “And if I may say so, sir, it was perhaps unwise of you to leave your keys in the ignition. If the vehicle had been stolen, your insurance company would not have been liable to cover the claim.” He passed me my keys.
“It was my fault, officer,” said Anna. “I should have sent him back for them, but I didn't realize what he was up to. I'll make sure he doesn't do it again.”
The officer looked up at me. I shrugged my shoulders and led Anna out of the cabin and across to my car. I opened the door to let her in, then nipped around to the driver's side as she leant over and pushed my door open. I took my place behind the wheel and turned to face her. “I'm sorry,” I said. “The rain has ruined your dress.” A drop of water fell off the end of her nose. “But, you know, you're just as beautiful wet or dry.”
“Thank you, Michael,” she smiled. “But if you don't have any objection, on balance I'd prefer to be dry.”
I laughed. “So, where shall I take you?” I asked, suddenly aware that I didn't know where she lived.
“Fulham, please; forty-nine Parsons Green Lane. It's not too far.”
I pushed the key into the ignition, not caring how far it was. I turned the key and took a deep breath. The engine spluttered, but refused to start. Then I realized I had left the sidelights on.
“Don't do this to me,” I begged, as Anna began laughing again. I turned the key a second time, and the motor caught. I let out a sigh of relief.
“That was a close one,” Anna said. “If it hadn't started, we might have ended up spending the rest of the night together. Or was that all part of your dastardly plan?”
“Nothing's gone according to plan so far,” I admitted as I drove out of the pound. I paused before adding, “Still, I suppose things might have turned out differently.”
“You mean if I hadn't been the sort of girl you were looking for?”
“Something like that.”
“I wonder what those other three men would have thought of mer,” said Anna wistfully.
“Who cares? They're not going to have the chance to find out.”
“You sound very sure of yourself, Mr. Whitaker.”
“If you only knew,” I said. “But I would like to see you again, Anna. If you're willing to risk it.”
She seemed to take an eternity to reply. “Yes, I'd like that,” she said eventually. “But only on condition that you pick me up at my place, so I can be certain you park your car legally, and remember to switch your lights off.”
“I accept your terms,” I told her. “And I won't even add any conditions of my own if we can begin the agreement tomorrow evening.”
Once again Anna didn't reply immediately. “I'm not sure I know what I'm doing tomorrow evening.”
“Neither do I,” I said. “But I'll cancel it, whatever it is.”
“Then so will I,” said Anna as I drove into Parsons Green Lane, and began searching for number 49.
“It's about a hundred yards down, on the left,” she said.
I drew up and parked outside her front door.
“Don't let's bother with the theater this time,” said Anna. “Come at about eight, and I'll cook you some supper.” She leant over and kissed me on the cheek before turning back to open the car door. I jumped out and walked quickly round to her side of the car as she stepped onto the pavement.
“So, I'll see you around eight tomorrow evening,” she said.
“I'll look forward to that.” I hesitated, and then took her in my arms. “Goodnight, Anna.”
“Goodnight, Michael,” she said as I released her. “And thank you for buying my ticket, not to mention dinner. I'm glad my other three would-be suitors only made it as far as the car pound.”
I smiled as she pushed the key into the lock of her front door.
She turned back. “By the way, Michael, was that the
restaurant with the missing waiter, the four-and-a-half-fingered chef, or the crooked bartender?”
“The crooked bartender,” I replied with a smile.
She closed the door behind her as the clock on a nearby church struck one.
NOVELS
False Impression
Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less
Shall We Tell the President?
Sons of Fortune
Kane & Abel
The Prodigal Daughter
First Among Equals
A Matter of Honor
As the Crow Flies
Honor Among Thieves
The Fourth Estate
The Eleventh Commandment
SHORT STORIES
A Quiver Full of Arrows
A Twist in the Tale
Twelve Red Herrings
To Cut a Long Story Short
PLAYS
Beyond Reasonable Doubt
Exclusive
The Accused
PRISON DIARIES
Volume I: Hell
Volume II: Purgatory
Volume III: Heaven
“Archer is a master entertainer.”
—
Time
magazine
“One of the top ten storytellers in the world.”
—Los Angeles Times
“There isn't a better storyteller alive.”
—Larry King
“Archer is one of the most captivating storytellers writing today. His novels are dramatic, fast-moving, totally entertaining—and almost impossible to put down.”
—
Pittsburgh Press
“Archer hits the bull's eye with an exemplary collection of short stories.”
—Daily Mail
(UK)
“Cunning plots, silken style … Archer plays a cat-and-mouse game with the reader.”
—The New York Times
“A storyteller in the class of Alexandre Dumas … Unsurpassed skill … making the reader wonder intensely what will happen next.”
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The Washington Post
FIRST AMONG EQUALS
“A dramatic plot … An absorbing read.”
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Detroit Free Press
“Not since Gore Vidal's
1876
has there been such a cliff-hanger aspect to an election and to the selection of a head of government … At the conclusion, Archer brings the reader to a moment of truth … a surprising finish.”
—
The San Diego Union
“This engrossing, well-spun tale of ambition and will-to-power is a pick-hit in the summer sweepstakes. Archer receives his usual high marks for readability and gives his novel a pleasing sense of substance.”
—Publishers Weekly
More …
THE PRODIGAL DAUGHTER
“Chalk up another smash hit for Jeffrey Archer … An exceptional storyteller.”
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John Barkham Reviews
“Fast-moving and compelling.”
—
Library Journal
KANE & ABEL
“A smashing good read!”
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The Des Moines Register
“I defy anyone not to enjoy this book, which is one of the best novels I have ever read.”
—Otto Preminger
“A sprawling blockbuster!”
—Publishers Weekly
“Grips the reader from the first page to the last. A smash hit.”
—
John Barkham Reviews
AS THE CROW FLIES
“A certified page-turner.”
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New York Daily News
“Archer … has an extraordinary talent for turning notoriety into gold, and telling fast-moving stories.”
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The Philadelphia Inquirer
“An endearing story.”
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The Wall Street Journal
“Archer plots with skill, and keeps you turning the pages.”
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The Boston Globe
“Top flight … Mr. Archer tells a story to keep you turning those pages.”
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The Washington Post
“Great fun!”
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Kirkus Reviews
THE FOURTH ESTATE
“Telling … Triumphant … Proceeds in bursts of energy, like automatic fire.”
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London Times
“Well-crafted and accomplished.”
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The Spectator
HONOR AMONG THIEVES
“The action is furious.”
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Los Angeles Times Book Review
“Outrageous and top-notch terror.”
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Vogue
“Witty, action-filled … Archer's masterful narrative provides thrills and surprises.”
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Publishers Weekly
“A taut, international political thriller, professionally crafted and plotted. The action and dialogue move forward seamlessly with no loose ends …
Honor Among Thieves
has excitement, currency and humor, and is expertly constructed. It will be another in the string of wildly successful novels by Jeffrey Archer.”
—
The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
A QUIVER FULL OF ARROWS
“Somerset Maugham never penned anything so swift or urbanely witty as this.”
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Publishers Weekly
“Exciting …
A Quiver Full of Arrows
is everything a reader could want. Archer offers versatility, laughter, inventive plotting and a gift for characterization.”
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The Baltimore Sun
“Amusing … Poignant.”
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The New York Times

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