Read The Color of Death Online
Authors: Bruce Alexander
“Oh, much, sir, I’ll practice it, I will.”
“You do that, Mistress Pinkham.” And having said that, he dismissed her. But then did a second thought persuade him to call her back again. “I have but one more matter to mention to you, and that has to do with the manner of speech used by the robbers.”
“Sir?”
“The way they talked. I have been told that all were black men — Africans. Is that correct?”
“All I seen were.”
“And did they talk as black men would talk? “
“That I wouldn’t know, sir. I never talked to no black man before. They just sounded regular.”
“Thank you, that will be all.”
And off she went, pausing only to curtsey and blurt out a thank-you.
“Well, Jeremy,” said Sir John, turning in my general direction, “what did you think of her? “
“I would say, sir, that what she lacked in valor she made up in good sense.”
“Well put,” said he, “but tell me, is Mr. Bailey about? Now that I’ve talked to a couple of them, I feel as though I’d like to talk to more — just getting into the spirit of it, so to speak.”
“Yes sir, Mr. Bailey is just across the room.” In fact he had been talking for quite some time with a man nearly as large as he.
“Beckon him here, will you?”
That I did, and Mr. Bailey came, bringing the big man along with him. “Sir John,” said he, “I’ve someone with me here who can tell you a bit about the murdered man.”
“Ah, at last,” said Sir John. “I was hoping you’d find one such. The butler hired him but claims to know nothing about him.”
“Well, I know something, don’t know all,” said the newcomer.
“Your something will be most welcome, Mr… . Mr… . What is your name, sir?”
“Burley,” said he. “Tom Burley in full. Walter Travis and me were porters together. We did all the furniture moving, the heavy lifting and loading — just the two of us.”
“Then you must have been well-acquainted with the man.”
Tom Burley sighed and shook his head. “Nobody got too well-acquainted with him. He was a hard man to get to know.”
“Well, there are those, of course. But perhaps you could tell me, Mr. Burley, something of his background. Where was he from, for instance?”
“Right here in London, as near as I can tell. He never talked about anyplace else, anyways. Certain things he said made me think he’d put in some time in prison.’
“Debtors prison? The Fleet? Bridewell?”
“No, I think he’d seen the inside of Newgate. I don’t know for what, or for how long, but he got to talking about it once, told of the nasty little tricks played by the warders on the inmates, and he told it in such a way, it seemed pretty certain to me he knew from experience.”
“Hmmm,” said Sir John, musing for a moment, “yet he was hired. The butler said he’d been given a good character by his last employer.”
“Aw, that meant nothing, sir. He counterfeited it, made it all up his-self, then handed it over to a scrivener to get it Englished proper and make it look as such should look.”
“You know this for certain, Mr. Burley?”
“I know he told me that’s what he did. And if you’re wondering why I didn’t snitch, I’d have to say it ain’t my nature to do so. As long as he did his share of the work — and he did — I’ll keep mum on the matter.”
“Why do you suppose he was singled out to be killed? Was it done as a warning to the rest of you there in the kitchen — a threat? “
“Oh, perhaps something of that sort. Something was said. A threat was made. It was just when they were getting ready to leave, they took him along. But that wasn’t the reason — not to my mind.”
“Then why was he taken? Why was he killed? “
“I’ve something in mind about that,” said Burley. “I think it might be he was in on the sacking of the house — told them when to come and what was where, and so he expected to leave with them. He didn’t seem overly worried when he went up those steps. Shoot him down, and you’ve got one less when you divvy the whack.”
Sir John nodded thoughtfully, considering at length what had been said. “Did you view the body?” he asked at last.
“Oh yes. We’d all heard the shot fired out back, so we had a pretty good idea where to look. Travis was shot in the back of the head — by surprise, I’d say. Poor cull never knew what hit him.”
“I wonder if you — “
“Beg pardon, Sir John.” It was Constable Bailey. Usually a model of well-mannered propriety, he would not think of interrupting his chief unless there were a matter of some urgency.
“Yes, Mr. Bailey, what is it?”
“Constable Patley has just returned with Mr. Donnelly and Mr. Donnelly would like to know where is the body? “
“Show him, won’t you, Mr. Bailey? Or if you don’t know, take Burley here with you. He can show you.”
“As you say, Sir John.” This was delivered with a salute. He did a quick turn and went off to fetch Mr. Donnelly.
“All of which leaves us,” said Sir John to me, “without Mr. Patley. Do you see him about?”
I looked round the room — but looked in vain. He was nowhere to be seen. “No sir,” said I. “Shall I check outside with Constable Brede?”
“No … well, perhaps. But first let me try this. Constable Patley!” he bellowed. “Come at once. ” At that all heads in the great entry hall (and most of the household staff were there, milling about) turned his way, surprised at his intemperate shouting. I, too, was surprised, for I had never known him to employ such methods before. Ah well, he was full of surprises.
“Tell me, Jeremy,” said he mildly, “do you see him now?”
“I’m afraid not, Sir John.” Ah, but I had spoken a bit too early, for there he was, pulling himself away from the flirtatious Mistress Pinkham. They had just stepped from behind the wide, winding staircase which so dominated the room; they had thus been hidden from view. “No, I was wrong, sir. I see him now. He’s coming this way.”
Constable Patley presented himself at attention and brought a stiff hand to his brow in a military salute. (He was said to have been a soldier in the colonies.) “Here I am, sir!”
“Constable Patley, is it?”
“Yes sir!”
“I have a few questions for you.”
“And I am pleased to answer them, sir.”
“That is gratifying,” said Sir John. “Now tell me, Mr. Patley, where were you when you were notified of this felonious invasion of the Lilley residence?”
“Quite close by, sir, walking the Pall Mall, I was.”
“And who was it approached you? Which of the servants?”
“Why, I don’t remember his name, but he come running up to me, and he said there’d been a terrible robbery and murder at Lord Lilley’s. I sent him on to Bow Street and come here myself. Did I do right?”
“You did right enough, but I wanted to talk with whomever it was brought word to Bow Street. Do you see him here?”
Mr. Patley, a reasonably tall fellow to begin with, went up on his tiptoes to survey the faces of those in the room. There must have been more than a dozen there in the entry hall, but most of them were women — upstairs maids, downstairs maids, cooks, kitchen slaveys, et cetera. After studying them carefully, he came down to our level, shaking his head in a negative manner.
“No sir,” said he, “I don’t see him anywheres.”
“Well, next time, when such a crime is committed, you must at least get the name of him who reports it.”
“I promise to do it that way in the future,” said Mr. Patley.
“See that you do, sir, for you will need names and facts for the report that you must write.”
“Report, sir? What report?”
“The one that you will write and give to Mr. Marsden, the court clerk, in the morning. Didn’t Mr. Bailey tell you that when you are first on the scene of any serious crime, then you must write a report on it?”
“He said something about that, sir.”
“Well, it seems your turn has come, does it not?”
“As you say, sir.”
“Oh, and by the bye, you must have in it some estimate of the value of the goods stolen. It need not be absolutely accurate; it can later be raised or lowered. That you can probably get from the butler, Mr. Collier. If not, then tell him I said that we must have it. Is all that understood?”
Constable Will Patley sighed a deep, unhappy sigh. “All understood, sir,” said he.
“Is there some part of this you wish to discuss?”
“No sir, it’s just … I didn’t realize there’d be such a lot of pen work to be done. I ain’t very good with a pen.”
“Well, do as well as you can. Mr. Marsden will evaluate it in the morning.”
“Just like school, sir?” There seemed to me to be a bit more than a hint of impudence in that.
“No, not quite.” Sir John paused and rubbed his chin in thought before proceeding: “Mr. Patley, you have not been with us long. You are not yet accustomed to our procedures, but once you are, I believe you will understand their usefulness.” Then, with a nod: “That will be all.”
The constable saluted in the same military fashion as before and barked out a “Yes sir” before turning and marching off, more sober-faced than when he had come. He attracted a good deal of attention to himself with these exaggerated movements. Mistress Pinkham, for one, stared with such intensity at him that she seemed almost to consume him with her eyes. Only then did it occur to me that women, especially young women like her, would no doubt find him quite handsome — “a rum cod,” as Jimmie Bunkins would have it — “dashing,” as you might say.
Then did Sir John bend toward me and whisper: “Did he salute me again I
“Twice, sir,” said I, “once at arrival and once at departure.”
“I wish he wouldn’t do that. Perhaps you could mention it to him. Tell him that something more … oh, I don’t know … informal might be better.”
“Well,” said I, “I’ll try.”
“Jeremy …”
“Yes, Sir John?”
“Let us leave here. I am suddenly grown weary.”
“Did you not wish to wait for Lord Lilley?”
“No, there is no telling when he will return. He is, as I have heard, socially timid, and he might consider it too great an insult to the Dutch ambassador if he and Lady Lilley were to leave early. He may be prepared to wait, no matter what disaster may befall his house.”
“Then by all means, let’s be gone,” said I.
“By all means, let’s,” said he.
Sir John left word with Mr. Brede, nevertheless, that when Lord and Lady Lilley were to return, he was to tell them that Sir John would come tomorrow in the morning that he might discuss with them details of the crimes committed in their home. In the meantime, Sir John requested that none of the household staff be discharged or penalized, for he had not finished his examination of them. As we left, the constable instructed us to walk to Pall Mall if we wished to engage a hackney.
“A hackney,” said Sir John, “by all means.”
And so we set out, the two of us, at an easy pace for Pall Mall. Though visible to me down at the end of the street, it was, as I well knew, some considerable distance away; I offered to run down to the corner and bring back a hackney coach.
“They come by with great frequency,” said I. “Indeed, I shouldn’t be but a few minutes gone.”
“No,” said he, “I find the night air rather refreshing. It has restored me somewhat.”
And so we continued along St. James Street, and as we went I looked left and right at the great houses. Even in the moonlight they looked impressive — or perhaps especially then, for the night shadows seemed to cover over the imperfections and worn spots that were visible during the day. (Not all the houses in this district were in the same excellent state of repair.)
As we approached Mr. Bilbo’s residence, I saw that lights burned in a number of the windows. It was indeed one of the grandest in this street, having formerly belonged to Lord Goodhope. Mr. Bilbo, the owner and operator of one of London s most popular gaming houses, took the house in settlement of the nobleman’s gambling debt. Since then, I had been there often, for my friend, Jimmie Bunkins, had been taken by Mr. Bilbo as his ward; and through my intercession our cook, Annie, had been accepted as a scholar by Bunkins s tutor, Mr. Burn-ham. All in all, I was well-known there, though no better than Sir John himself, who maintained a curious relationship with the head of the house, Mr. Bilbo. As a gambler and the proprietor of a gambling establishment, he could never be accepted as a respectable gentleman in London society. There were those who tut-tutted at Sir John’s friendship with such a man. To them, the magistrate would say gruffly, “I like the man, and there’s an end to it.”
As we passed the house in question, I mentioned it to him and noted the smile spread across his face.
“Ah yes,” said he, “it is here on the same street as the Lilley residence. I’d nearly forgotten. I daresay Black Jack is counting chips at his club at this moment.”
“There are a few lights lit,” said I. “Bunkins and Mr. Burnham, no doubt.”
“No doubt. It is quite late, though. Why, it must be well past midnight.” We walked on in silence, past the neighbors to the Bilbo residence; Pall Mall was then much closer — or so it seemed.
“I wonder what Mr. Bilbo will do when he hears a house on his street has been robbed,” said I.
Sir John thought about that a moment, and then chuckled, “He will probably distribute pistols and cutlasses to all in the house. Or perhaps construct a redoubt before the front door. Or both.”
We laughed together at that. The idea of fortifications built in St. James Street seemed especially rich. What would the neighbors say? Indeed what must they have said when Mr. Bilbo moved in, followed by those persistent rumors that he had made his first fortune as a pirate in the Spanish waters of the New World.
But to me it seemed that there were more urgent matters to discuss: “Tell me, though, sir, what did you think of those you questioned?”
“In truth,” said he, “I did not think much of them. The butler seemed interested only in defending himself. The maid — well, she did well enough, I suppose, and I certainly would not have had her get her nose slit to protect those jewels, but … Oh well, they offered something — the porter was actually quite shrewd and helpful, but … but… oh, damnation! It just never ends! Too many robberies! Too many killings!”