The Commonwealth Saga 2-Book Bundle (74 page)

“Hey, it’s what I’m here for.”

“So what do I say?”

“Huh?”

“To break the ice? What’s a good opening line?”

“Oh.” Ozzie thought back to the few horrendous memories he’d kept from his high school days. “Well, er, just asking them to dance is always a great classic. Course, you have to be able to dance, chicks really dig that in a guy.”

“Can you teach me how to dance, Ozzie?”

“Ah, been a while there, man; best ask someone like Sara for some shapely footwork, okay?”

“Right. So, an opening line?”

“Er. Right. Yeah. Sure. Um. Hey! Okay, I remember this one from a party in the Hamptons way back when. Go up to a girl, and look at her collar, then when she asks what you’re doing you say: I was checking the label, and I was right, you are Made in Heaven.”

Orion was still for a second, then burst out laughing. “That is
so
lame, Ozzie.”

Which wasn’t quite the respectful response Ozzie had expected.
Damn kids today.
“It worked for me.”

“What was her name?” Orion asked quickly.

“I forget, man, it was a century ago.”

“Yeah, right. I think I’ll ask Sara, she’s probably better at this kind of thing.”

“Hey, I know how to chat up babes, okay. You are talking to the Commonwealth’s number one expert on this subject.”

Orion shook his head and walked off into the pool cave, chuckling. “Made in heaven!”

Ozzie rolled up his sleeping bag. Along with Orion’s, it went straight into the carbon wire security mesh that contained their packs. The mesh, looking like a black spiderweb, had wrapped itself around all the bags and bundles. A mechanical padlock fastened the mesh’s throat cable; he’d managed to loop it around a jag of rock on the wall, making sure no one could make off with the whole lot. After centuries spent moving around the Commonwealth, Ozzie knew just how much truth there was in the old saying that every conservative is another liberal who got mugged. He didn’t trust his fellow travelers an inch, especially those good causes less fortunate than himself. Right now, that was just about everyone in the Ice Citadel. The packaged food, first aid kits, and modern lightweight equipment in those packs were their best chance of making it off this planet.

For the first week or so, every time they’d come back to their rooms, there were new scuffs and scratches on the rock where someone had tried to work the security mesh loose or smash the padlock.

They took their plates and cutlery out to the main chamber and joined the short queue for breakfast. The food was the same as every day, the small pile of boiled and mashed crystal tree fruit looking like mangled beetroot, along with a couple of fried icewhale rashers that were alarmingly gray and fatty. There was also a cupful of the local tea, made from dried shredded fronds of lichenweed.

When they finished the meal they went back to their rooms to dress in thick icewhale fur jackets and over trousers. Orion went up to the stables, where he would spend several hours mucking out the animals, and bringing in new bales of rifungi for them to eat. Only the tetrajacks, which looked like blue horse-sized reindeer, received a different diet. They got to eat the swill left over from the kitchens below.

Ozzie walked up to the ground-level workshop. The big circular room had probably been intended as another stable—it had a rotating door large enough for an elephant to pass through comfortably—but the Ice Citadel’s new ragtag inhabitants were using it to garage the big covered sleds that were pulled by the stupid hulking ybnan. It was also the carpentry shop, not for wood, but icewhale bone, which had remarkably similar properties. Leather was also cured there; fat was rendered down into various oils; repairs were carried out on the Ice Citadel’s few precious communal metal artifacts, like the cooking range or cauldrons. Tools were mostly stone or crystal blades for shaping and cutting bone; those who arrived with their own little knives or pliers or multipurpose implements held on to them and treated them like the high value currency they were. Nobody was a real artisan, they didn’t have to be, all that was needed was a basic grasp of mechanics; the Ice Citadel kept ticking over on a level virtually equal to medieval.

The job that had been taking up everyone’s efforts for three days was repairing and refitting the runners on two of the big covered sleds. They’d finished one, and the second was resting a couple of meters off the ground on thick stumps of crystal, waiting for its newly carved runners. It was barely above freezing in the workshop, hot spring water ran along curved channels under the stone floor, keeping the air moderately warm. Like the rest of the Ice Citadel, the heating arrangement was worn down. The thick flagstones covering the water channels had cracked and shifted down the centuries. Tenuous puffs of mist leaked up in a dozen places, turning the air damp and cloying. Condensation slicked the walls and the workbenches, and rusted any metal that was left out for too long. Around the rotating door, it was a permanent prickly frost.

Ozzie made sure he kept his woolen gloves on at all times. It made the tools harder to use. He had to move slowly, and consider what he was doing. But without them, his fingers became too cold, losing feeling. That was when real accidents occurred.

He joined in with the repair team, three humans and a
Korrok-hi
lifting the first heavy runner up into place on the end of the legs—sliding it back under George Parkin’s directions. George had been at the Ice Citadel long enough to qualify as the unofficial workshop foreman; he was certainly the most competent carpenter. The new runner fitted neatly, the dovetail joins slipping into their grooves with the help of a little oil lubrication. Two of the team members set about securing the joins with locking pins hammered in sideways and glued.

Ozzie had now been out six times on the sleds as part of a harvesting party, twenty-five humans and aliens armed with ladders and baskets. On each occasion, they’d set out just as dawn rose, heading for the crystal tree forest surrounding the huge desolate depression. The opal-colored wedges that bloomed from the end of every twig on the mature trees were actually an eatable fruit, a little knot of near-tasteless carbohydrates in a tough shell. Without them, the inhabitants of the Ice Citadel would never survive. It took a couple of years for one to grow to the size of an apple, so they had to harvest in strict rotation, painstakingly recording each trip on crude hide maps that marked out radial sections of the nearby forest. When they got there, it was hard physical work retrieving the crop, ten hours with only one small break, climbing the ladders in thick layers of clothing and a fur coat to knock the fruit down with a length of bone. Ozzie was fascinated by the fruit. It convinced him that the crystal trees must be some kind of GM biology, or whatever Silfen science was equivalent.

Several members of the harvesting party roamed along the treacherous rocky gullies that crisscrossed the forest, where patches of litchenweed that took decades to grow coated the steep sides in shaggy blue-gray carpets. They stripped them off like vandals on a wrecking spree. Fungi were another prize, with the tetrajacks sniffing them out among the narrow clefts in the icy ground so they could be scooped out by picks and shovels. Between them, their haul was enough to feed the Ice Citadel for another couple of weeks.

The harvest, and the subsequent cooking and processing of the fruit and fungi, were a communal effort. Everyone contributed to the general upkeep in whatever way they could. Sara told him it was a civilized place most of the time. She could only remember it getting unpleasant once, when the Silfen hunt didn’t visit for over a year, and the icewhale meat had run out.

The workshop team lifted the second runner into place before lunch. Ozzie stood back with George Parkin to watch the locking pins being hammered into place.

“Two days,” George said happily; he had some kind of thick English regional accent that Ozzie couldn’t place. “The glue’ll set, then we’ll be able to take her out again.” He put his bone pipe into his mouth, and lit the dried fronds of litchenweed. It smelled foul.

“How many big sleds have we got?” Ozzie asked, waving the smoke away.

“Five. I’m planning on building another after the next hunt when we’ve got a decent stock of new bone in. I’ve a few ideas for improvements, and these old ones have been rebuilt so many times they’re losing their strength.”

“Five large sleds, and what, like seven small ones?”

“Nine if you count the singletons.”

“That’s not quite enough to carry everyone, is it?”

“No. Those five big sleds carry about twenty of us when we go chasing off after the hunt; it could be a lot more but we have to haul our tents along with us as well. Nights out there are just plain evil; we need those triple-layer fur tents. And we’ve also got to leave enough room on board the sleds to bring back the icewhale. Big brutes they are, you’ll see.”

“But there’s enough bone inside the Ice Citadel to build more sleds.”

George gave him a funny look, sucking hard on his pipe. “Not spare there ain’t, no.”

“Chairs, cots, rug frames. There’s a ton of it.”

“People are using it.” He sounded quite indignant.

“They might want to use it for something else.”

“What are you getting at, lad?”

Ozzie wiped the back of his glove across his nose. As always in the workshop, it was cold and runny. “I’m talking about taking everyone out of here. All of us at once.”

“Chuffing heck, lad; how do you figure that?”

“People get out by following the hunt, right? But they’re on foot, or sometimes skis. They have to be fast to keep up.”

“Aye.”

“So we follow the hunt on sleds. Pile everyone in, humans and aliens, take all the animals, the tetrajacks and the lontrus and the ybnan; use them in relays to pull us, cut the exhausted ones loose if we have to. But that way we can keep up with the Silfen, man, we can do it!”

George took the pipe out of his mouth and examined it solemnly. “It’s a grand idea, lad. But these big sleds won’t be able to get through the forest on the other side of the hunting ground.”

“Okay. Then we cannibalize them and build a fleet of smaller ones. They’ll be lighter, easier to pull, faster. It’ll increase our chances.”

“Aye, lad, it probably would at that. But how does that resolve why we’re here?”

“What do you mean, why we’re here? We’re here because we walked down the wrong path.”

“Did we? You’re still thinking everything in life takes place on a physical level, what about your spirituality?”

“My spirituality is fine and looking to get the hell out of here.”

“Then I’m happy for you, lad. But I’m not ready to leave. I believe we’re here for a reason, each and every one of us. The Ice Citadel is teaching us about ourselves, things we need to know as well as things we don’t necessarily want to know. I believe we’re here for a reason. We all know you’re rich back in the Commonwealth; a lot of folk wandering the paths are. I was. Proper little idle sod I was back in those days. Usual crap, born into a family with more wealth than sense. I’m a Yorkshireman, me, born and bred, and right traditional. Our family made a fortune out of scrap, raking it in and selling it on, making brass out o’ muck. We were doing it centuries ago, recycling stuff before anyone even heard of the word. Then Europe went bloody daft on the idea; if it were toxic you couldn’t use it, and that which you were allowed to use had to be reused. We ended up with fridge mountains because you couldn’t let the chemicals out of the coolant system, then computer mountains, then car mountains. We ’ad bloody Alps of consumer goods waiting to be broken down and refined cleanly. That was our family’s second fortune. Then you and your pal came along with wormholes, and all everyone wanted to do was dump all the poisons and pollution out away in space. We got rid of all the fancy recycling plants, but we kept on collecting rubbish off people, and ran it through your open enders. Our third fortune.”

“The Mo-oM corporation,” Ozzie said. “They’re Europe’s biggest trash disposers. Is that your company?”

George nodded, quite pleased that Ozzie knew the name. “Aye, that it is. Know what Mo-oM stands for? Molehills out of Mountains.”

“I figured something like that.”

“That’s what I was born into. Never did a day’s graft in my life; I was a total wastrel back then, useless, pointless, and out o’ me head half the time. Everything taken care of by money: parties, women, travel, drugs, rejuve—I ’ad the finest of them all. And you know what, after the third time around, it’s as boring as shit. So I followed the paths to find the fairy folk, because that’s the one thing money can’t buy.”

“And they brought you here.”

“Aye, they did that. This is where I’m learning what I am, Mr. Isaacs; I’m learning what it’s like to live as a real person. I’m important here; people ask me what to do about icewhale bone, how to fix it, how to shape it, how to glue it, how to saw it. I’m respected now. That might not seem much to you, you’re someone who really achieved something in his life; but this respect I’ve got now was earned, and earned the hard way. That’s why I’m in this place. I’ll leave eventually, we all do one way or another, either by walking out or dying in the forest. But until that day, I’ll do what I can to help the rest of me friends through the bad times.”

“Does everybody get this speech from you?”

“Those that need it, aye. But I can see you don’t, not with all your wisdom. So let me put it this way. What if we all set off like you suggest, and we still get left behind? What if the paths reject us? We’d all be stuck out there in the forest, too far away to get back here: well and truly up the creek wi’out a paddle. Not that you would get everybody. There’s the likes o’ me, and then there’s the
Korrok-hi
, they’re not about to leave. This place is just right for them. And what about those who arrive next? What do you think would have happened to you if our Sara hadn’t come for you and took you in?”

“Good point.”

“That it is. This is a place that has a purpose. Just because you don’t want to be here, don’t mean it’s a wrong-un.”