Authors: Mickey Spillane,Max Allan Collins
I put a hand on her shoulder. “Keep it in mind, Bunny.
Someone’s
holding hands with a killer, and that someone could be the next one taken out of the game.”
She shook her head, and a purple tendril fought its way free from the bouffant. “What girl in her right mind would want to be with a sick sadistic rapist like Halaquez?”
“Maybe a girl whose first experience was having Daddy rape her. Maybe a girl who likes money. Don’t ask me, Bunny—find a shrink, or write Dear Abby. But it’s possible. Did you put the word out about that Consummata dame?”
She made a dismissive gesture. “I placed a few calls. Nothing. It must just be a rumor.”
“Make
more
calls. If this woman is the queen of sadomasochism, like you and others in the know keep telling me, she’s right up Halaquez’s dirty alley.”
Bunny shot me an angry look and slammed the beer can on the glass coffee table nearby. “Damn it, Morgan! Since you showed up, there’s been nothing but trouble.”
“Hell, don’t look at me. I didn’t ask for it.”
“Maybe so, but it seems to grow where you go, like a sickness you’re carrying. Typhoid Morgan, that’s you!”
“Thanks a bunch.”
She sighed. Shook her head. “Take today.
Today
, I had to go down to the morgue and identify a body, and—”
I sat up. “
Whose
body?”
She tried waving it off. “Just a guy. Former client.”
“Just a guy? So why did the cops call
you
to make the I.D.?”
“He had an address book on him—six names in it, five untraceable, the other is lucky me. He’s been coming into the Mandor Club off and on for maybe three years. No
trouble, just a customer the kids liked, and who wasn’t afraid to spend money. We knew him as Richard Best. Dick Best.” She laughed a little. “Some of the girls called him the Best Dick.”
“Why, was he hung like a horse?”
“Almost the opposite. He came to the Mandor to be pampered, and half the time, he never got around to the sex. He was no spring chicken—maybe sixty, sixty-five? He was looking for company, for pleasant female companionship. An ideal client for my girls, the polar opposite of Jaimie Halaquez.”
“What did he look like?”
“Oh, he was nothing special. Just a medium guy, medium height, average looking.”
“Hair color?”
“Brown.”
“Eye color?”
“Brown. He kind of reminded me of that old actor, William Powell? But not quite as handsome. Nice man, though. Real sweetheart.”
“How well did you know him, Bunny?”
She thought back, and her expression conveyed a fondness for her subject. “Well enough, I guess. We talked plenty of times. We’d sit in the bar and talk old times.”
“Why, had he known you before?”
“Well, if so, I didn’t remember him. But he remembered me and my husband, the old fox, from the days when we were in the papers regularly.” Her chin lifted, her eyes rolled back in remembering. “Used to tell me how much he admired my husband, and how he thought my better half
had gotten framed into prison.
Framed?
Hell, the old fox worked good and damn hard to get behind bars. He deserved everything he got!”
“You’re preaching to the choir, Bunny,”
Her eyes were distant. “...not that I didn’t love the slick ol’ bastard, though.”
Time to get her back on track. “What was it that turned Richard Best into a corpse?”
“Broken neck. He got slugged with something. His cash, watch and ring were gone, and his place turned inside out. He lived in an apartment, nothing fancy. Lived there and died there.”
“Still, he must have had enough worth killing for.”
Bunny kicked her shoes off and put her feet up on the coffee table. “Morgan, anybody who has anything is worth killing for these days. That area where he lived—two robberies and a mugging in the past three months. Damn. World’s losing its moral compass, don’t you think?”
All whorehouse madams were philosophers.
I asked, “Ever have a regular patron turn up dead before, Bunny?”
She gave me sideways look laced with a tight smile. “Come on, Morgan. Anybody who makes a whorehouse a regular stop is
some
kind of target for
somebody
. I’ve seen familiar faces in the news one day and the obits the next.” Again she shuddered, and sipped beer. “It’s just that I don’t like to get called in to identify bodies.”
That tight little feeling was running up my spine again. I could sense it running across my shoulders and bunching up into my neck.
“I don’t like it, Bunny. With what we’ve been up to, having a stiff turn up for you to identify?...I don’t like it at all.”
“You think
I
do?”
I leaned back in the softness of the couch; it tried to soothe me, but it didn’t work. “Think you can find anything else out about this particular corpse—Richard Best?”
“Like how?” she asked suspiciously.
“Surely you have friends on the department.”
“Me and the fuzz don’t exactly socialize.”
“I didn’t ask if you socialized with them. You’re friendly with somebody or you wouldn’t be open for business. Somebody picks up a monthly envelope of green stuff. Or is it weekly?”
She reached for a package of Virginia Slims on the coffee table, selected one, lighted it up with a silver decorative lighter, and blew the smoke at the ceiling.
Reluctantly, she said, “Okay...so I know a few people.”
I gestured with an open hand. “You could show a sign of interest in the dead guy. I mean, they already know he was a client, so you go around and say ol’ Dick Best was a good, even beloved patron of the Mandor arts, much missed by all the girls. Then offer up a cheap burial if nobody claims the body.”
She smirked in quiet disgust. “Yeah? Then what?”
“Make a simple inquiry. I’d like to know what the autopsy report shows.”
“Damn it, Morgan! You...”
“Yes or no?”
Something in my voice stopped her, made her look at me closely a few seconds, then she said, “Okay, I’ve been a
chump before.” She dragged on the cigarette again. Shook her head. “I don’t know why the hell I’m doing this.”
“I do,” I said.
“Really?”
“Sure. You’re a nosy old broad.”
This time her grin was quick and open. She looked me up and down with a friendly, salacious gaze. “I’m not
that
old, Morgan. I think I could still teach you a thing or two.”
“If I had the time, doll, I wouldn’t mind learning.”
Her forehead crinkled. “Time? Where the hell are you off to
now
?”
I got to my feet. “Why, a whorehouse, Bunny. Not just any whorehouse, either—an elegant place called the Mandor Club with a secret back entrance into a lovely doll’s private boudoir.”
“Gaita doesn’t come cheap,” she said. “Takes real dough to buy a night with her.”
I gave her my biggest grin. “Hell, kid—she offered it to me free the last time.”
She blinked at me in astonishment. “And, what? You’re going back for seconds?”
“Naw. I turned her down. I’m saving myself for you.”
She was still laughing when I closed the door on her.
I didn’t bother with the elevator. I took the stairs and paused at the bend by the landing. One corner of the building partially obscured the entryway, and if the doorman was standing in his area, I sure couldn’t see him.
At this hour, with nothing much to do, there was a good chance our man in uniform was sacked out somewhere, and
I was ready to make an unhurried exit when I got that funny feeling up my back again, and held still.
The foyer was a mini-lobby that had been laid out like a blunt T, with a stairwell to either wing going up from the end of the arms, the self-service elevator in the middle facing the entry doors. When I had come in, the doorman had been sent to the storage closet at the other end, and at that time the overhead lights had been on. Now only my end was illuminated, and the other side was too deep in shadow to tell if anyone was there.
Somebody had a trap all set and waiting.
Very slowly, I edged back up the stairs to the next floor, walked the length of the corridor to the other wing, and went down the metal-and-tile stairs without making any sound at all. I snaked the .45 out, balanced it in my hand, held it under my arm to thumb the hammer back so no
click
would be audible, then crouched down in the shadows and stepped around the bend.
He was there, all right, his back partially toward me, a dark silhouette with a long-barreled, silencer-tipped gun dangling from his hand. I only stood there a second, knowing he hadn’t heard me, but when I saw a tiny involuntary twitch, I knew he had felt me there like an animal would, and I took two quick steps forward as he spun, and I kicked the gun out of his hand.
The weapon made a metallic clunk on the floor, but didn’t discharge, as its owner reacted like a cat, flipping sideways in a roll, a sharp hiss spitting between his teeth. He either didn’t see the gun in my hand or didn’t expect me to have
one, because his hand whipped inside his coat, came out with a blade and he uncoiled from the floor like a spring in a lunge toward my chest and I laid the .45 across his ear as I sidestepped and he twisted and went down with a funny whistling sound and lay there jerking a few times before he made a soft sigh and went limp.
I waited a moment, then flipped him over with my foot.
The knife meant for me was hilt-deep in his chest, his fingers still gripped in a deathlock around the handle.
It only took a second to locate the doorman.
He was huddled in the storage closet, an ugly red and blue welt across his forehead. He was alive, but unconscious, and was going to stay that way a few hours. He was in no particular need of first aid and I didn’t give him any.
Instead, I went back out into the foyer, listened intently, while the quiet hung over the place like a blanket. The whole thing had been almost noiseless anyway.
I checked the dead man.
There was no wallet on him and his clothes were nondescript enough to make label identification impossible. He had sixty dollars in bills in a side pocket, but had been professional enough not to carry change, keys or anything else that might rattle. I put him in his middle forties, but from his features I couldn’t tag his national origin. He had enough of a tan to have been in the area a while, and the one hand that still clutched the hilt of the knife was soft enough to indicate he didn’t do any manual labor. He might have been Latin, but I couldn’t be sure.
I’d thought this might be Halaquez himself, and was relieved
it wasn’t—I wouldn’t have minded that evil bastard being dead, of course, but I really did hope to find the money he’d stolen from my Cuban friends first.
Whoever he was, I added his bills to my own roll, found the gun I had kicked out of his hand and looked at it in the light. It was a Spanish-made job in beautiful shape except for where the serial numbers had been filed off. I stuck it in my belt, stood up and listened again. Still quiet.
From the call board in the foyer, I pushed in Bunny’s number, told her to get down in a hurry with her car keys and to take the stairs, and went back into the shadows and waited, hoping the apartment building didn’t have any late arrivals.
When she got there, she was out of breath, and I cracked open the storage closet door enough for the light to bathe the body on the floor nearby.
She saw the doorman and the dead guy at the same time, turned wide eyes on me and whispered softly, “Your handiwork, Morgan?”
“Just this one.” I nudged the corpse with my toe. “You know him? Maybe it’s another dead patron you can identify.”
“Morgan....”
“Take a good close look, doll.”
She didn’t like it, yet she did it. She would have pulled away almost at once, but something stopped her and she looked again.
When she stood up, she was frowning. “I
have
seen him, I think.”
“Mandor patron?”
Bunny shook her head. “No, if that were the case, I really would be able to make an I.D. With this one, I can’t be sure.”
Deliberately, drawing in breath as if it were courage, she bent down, studied the dead features carefully, then pulled herself up.
“Morg, I’m not positive, but I think he used to do something for Jaimie Halaquez. A driver, maybe. General gofer.” The broader implication of that got to her then, and her hand went to her mouth. “But...why
here
, Morgan? Where I
live
?”
“Somebody’s worked out the connection between you and me. They figured I might make a contact with you, after the business at the hotel, to see if there was a leak at your place of business. In other words, we both did exactly as was expected of us. And somebody, probably Halaquez, set a trap.”
Her eyes were wild. “But...
nobody
knew I was going to see you tonight. We were careful on the phone, I checked for bugs, what the hell could—”
I gave her half a grin. “Honey, all they had to do was wait and watch until I showed up. The logical place to contact you would be here. If I’d shown up at the club, somebody would have tipped them from there.”
“Who, Morgan?”
“I don’t know...but I’ll sure as hell find out.”
Bunny shook her head, obviously rattled. “What about...” She pointed at the dead guy on the floor. “...
him
?”
“I’ll take care of that. There’s no phone down here, so he probably didn’t tip anybody about my presence. As far as the world is concerned, doll, this was just a burglary attempt
that went nowhere. So the doorman got himself slugged.”
“His name is George. He’s a very nice man.”
“Swell. Pay him enough to keep his mouth shut, would you? To limit your exposure with the cops on this thing?”
“
Somebody
will find George, and...”
“
You’ll
find George, Bunny,” I said, taking her by the shoulders, firmly. “Georgie Porgie’s going to sleep until morning, and your excuse for finding him is...are you getting this?”
“Yes. Yes.”
“Your excuse is that you were checking on a package that was supposed to be delivered here. You faked him out with that story tonight, right?”