The Corpse Wore Cashmere
BAWDY BOUTIQUE MYSTERIES BOOK 2: THE CORPSE WORE CASHMERE
by
SYLVIA ROCHESTER
WHISKEY CREEK PRESS
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Published by
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Copyright
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2013 by
Sylvia Rochester
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ISBN: 978-1-61160-793-2
Cover Artist: Gemini Judson
Editor:
Laura Josephsen
Printed in the United States of America
Dedicated to Flavia Wright, Elaine Grant, Eleanor Cocreham, Liz Lipperman, Diane Edwards, and Lynette Vinet. I’m forever grateful for your unending support and expertise in critiquing
The Corpse Wore Cashmere
. Thanks also to my editor, Laura Josephsen. Great job, Laura. Last, but not least, I want to thank again Susan Griffin and A. K. Williams, whose personalities inspired this series.
Susan Griffin’s heart fluttered with excitement. The big day had finally arrived. Costumes of every possible description hung from garment racks, lined the walls, and filled the shelving units of the newly opened costume shop. Feather boas danced beneath ceiling fans, and hula skirts swished as if worn by invisible maidens.
“This is it,” she said. “The grand opening of the Purple Pickle!”
With no space left to hang another outfit, Susan’s partner and best friend, A. K., pushed an unopened box of costumes beneath a display table. “Awesome, isn’t it? Our bank account is scraping bottom, but we’re ready. You name it. We’ve got it.”
A whiff of sizing and the scent of freshly painted props all but shouted, “I’m new! Pick me!” Everywhere you looked, the shop exploded with color.
“It’s like standing in the middle of a kaleidoscope,” Susan said as she continued to soak in the surroundings, quite a contrast compared to her Bawdy Boutique located next door. There, old brick, shuttered windows, and a courtyard entrance suggested an elegant yet somewhat clandestine setting. The Purple Pickle, on the other hand, all but screamed to passersby. Sculptured masks adorned the outside walls, topped by a giant purple pickle with long eyelashes and a sweeping grin. Only A. K. could come up with such an outlandish name and logo.
Susan sure hoped this venture would be a success, that they were doing the right thing in expanding. At least they had the Bawdy Boutique to fall back on if the costume shop turned out to be a bust. That hadn’t been the case when she’d opened the boutique. Susan had put all her money into the shop. Had it not been a success, she would have had to swallow her pride and beg back her job from the big boys of the fashion world.
The sound of customers gathering at the front door disrupted Susan’s thoughts. “A. K., we’d better get in costume. Seems we’re not the only ones anxious to get things underway.”
Susan unfurled a long, black cloak and draped it around her shoulders, but instead of feeling warm beneath the wrap, an eerie cold rippled across her skin. When she fastened the robe and slipped on a skeleton mask, it triggered a memory, one she wished she could forget.
It was two weeks ago when she’d treated her employees and their dates to a fun day of fishing on a party barge. Everyone had a line in the water, even if someone else had to cast it for them. All were hoping to win the prize for the biggest fish. But Susan’s carefree mood had turned solemn when she’d experienced a brief vision, a vision she had kept to herself. From beneath the murky water, eyes filled with terror had looked up at her. It had been the face of Lorraine Thigpen.
Susan thought back to when she’d arrived at the landing that day with Wesley as her date. Before boarding the party barge, they’d stopped by the Rusty Nail to register for the fishing contest. To her surprise, she’d spotted Myrtle Thigpen. A bar was the last place she’d ever expected to see this pillar of the church. But there she was, approaching one customer after the other, asking if anyone had seen her sister.
Myrtle had seemed especially happy to see Wesley. She’d rushed up to him, frantic, explaining that her sister had planned to meet someone for drinks at the bar and hadn’t come home. Myrtle had even pointed to Lorraine’s silver Lexus in the parking lot and said, “That can’t be a good sign.”
As a courtesy, Wesley had made a brief inspection of the vehicle, careful not to touch anything. Since nothing seemed out of order, he had suggested that Lorraine and her companion might have made other plans.
Myrtle had disagreed. While she didn’t approve of her sister’s past lifestyle, she wanted to believe that Lorraine had changed since returning home.
Because Lorraine had not been missing more than twenty-four hours, Wesley had explained that the police couldn’t declare her a missing person. He’d suggested Myrtle contact nearby hospitals to see if her sister had been in an accident, and if Lorraine hadn’t shown up by the time he returned from his outing, he had promised Myrtle he’d look into it as a favor to her. Although he mostly worked homicide, Palmetto’s sheriff department was small, and they often shared duties. Besides, he had worked missing persons in the past.
That had not been what Myrtle had wanted to hear. Hiking her nose in the air, she’d left in a huff.
Besides seeing Lorraine’s face in the murky water, Susan had reeled in a scarf, one Myrtle had bought at the boutique for her sister. That had convinced Susan that finding Lorraine would not bring good news.
Susan cringed, forcing the memory of that day from her mind.
Now’s not the time. You have a lot riding on this opening.
Pulling the cloak’s hood over her head, she turned to A. K. “What do you think?”
“Wow! Terrific, if you’re into creepy.” A. K., who had decided her real name of Anna Katherine was way too long, picked up an item from the counter and tossed it to Susan. “Here, you'll need this. What's the Grim Reaper without a scythe?” A. K. let go a creepy laugh. “Okay, my turn.” She twirled around, jangling the multitude of bracelets on both wrists. A green, midriff blouse, tied between her breasts, matched an ankle-length, off-the-hip full skirt. The material billowed as she continued to dance in circles. “So, how do I look?”
“Like a real gypsy. You might hide from others behind that latex mask and wig, but you could never fool me…not with those…well, you’d never fool me.”
A. K. hiked her thirty-eight double D’s even higher.
If the woman had any bigger boobs, she’d fall on her face
, Susan thought.
Turning sideways, A. K. glanced in a mirror, obviously admiring her girls. “You know you can pick your size nowadays.”
“No, thanks. I’ll stick with what the Lord gave me. About your costume, aren’t you missing something?”
“Nope.” A. K. picked up a prop from a side table and rubbed her hand across the top. In her best Transylvanian accent, she said, “Gaze into my crystal ball.” Even beneath the mask, her green eyes flashed with laughter. “I’ve always wanted to say that.” Cocking her head to one side, she tucked the glass globe under her arm and gave Susan a more studied look. “Man, your outfit gives me the heebie-jeebies. Do me a favor. In case you have some mojo working, don’t stand too close.”
Susan grinned but knew A. K. wasn’t joking, not after what they’d been through. “Did you remember to put a sign on the boutique’s door?”
“Sure did. It tells everyone the shop is closed for the grand opening of the Purple Pickle, and if they join us next door, they’ll receive a coupon for ten percent off on their next purchase from the Bawdy Boutique.”
“Works for me.” Susan called to her employees, Debbie, Sheila, and Melanie, who were parading their costumes at the front door. “Okay, ladies, let ’em in.”
A crescendo of
oohs
and
ahhs
filled the store as customers hustled down the aisles. They snatched up one costume after another and rushed to one of the many mirrors. Shouts erupted.
Really?
No way!
Oh, yes!
“Looks like we’re off to a good start,” A. K. whispered to Susan. “Hmm, I see a customer who could use a little help.” She sidled over to a senior citizen who had several costumes draped over her arm. “That one,” A. K. said. “The crystal ball never lies.”
To Susan’s delight, customers continued to arrive, far exceeding the number at the opening of the Bawdy Boutique. That the Bawdy Boutique even survived was another story. It had gotten off to a rough start, thanks in part to one particular citizen who had been offended by some of the suggestive merchandise. To Myrtle Thigpen, the boutique had no place in the sleepy, little town of Palmetto, and she’d sworn she’d shut it down.
Gathering a band of followers, Myrtle had picketed the shop on a daily basis. Customers had to weave their way through signs to gain entry. They were glad they did. Once inside, they’d discovered the store offered more than scanty lingerie. Word had spread about the line of designer clothing, along with jewelry and other accessories. Before long, the shop had drawn the curious and the trendy. Clientele had come from surrounding towns, and sales had skyrocketed.
It took some doing, but Myrtle had finally given up trying to shut her down. Eventually, they had even become friends. Now, since the boutique’s bank account was in the black, Susan had decided to take A. K.’s suggestion and open a costume shop on the other side of the parking lot. With A. K.’s marketing skills and flamboyant personality, and a small but dedicated sales force, how could she go wrong?
Susan smiled as she watched her two youngest employees, Debbie and Sheila. Only a year out of high school, they exuded energy and optimism. They had chosen to dress as Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum and were bouncing from customer to customer, obviously enjoying every minute of the opening. On the other hand, Melanie, who was in her thirties and closer in age to Susan and A. K., came dressed as Elvira. With her good looks, she caught the eye of every man who walked through the door, most of whom got an elbow to the ribs from a jealous partner. But Melanie’s easygoing personality quickly won over even the most envious women.
Customers came from neighboring towns and many from New Orleans, all to check out the bargains. Business was non-stop, and by closing time, the store looked as if a hurricane had passed through. Most of the shelves were bare, the garment racks empty, and the painted props were barely standing. Best of all, the cash register was full. When the last of the customers headed for the parking lot, Susan gave a satisfied and exhausted sigh. She removed her hood and mask then shook out her long, blonde hair. A. K. followed suit and peeled off her latex mask. Her short, red hair lay plastered to her skull.
“Come here.” Susan fluffed her friend’s curls. “Much better. Hey, great job, everyone. Looks like our hard work paid off. What do you say we shut it down?”
“Don’t you want us to help straighten up before we leave?” Debbie asked.