The Dead Assassin: The Paranormal Casebooks of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (30 page)

He had found his rhythm and now he leaned back. At ease. The crowd in his thrall. The mob murmured. No one stirred. DeVayne looked down upon a multitude of upturned faces. The sallow-cheeked faces of the working poor. People touched by the words of an exotic figure that looked like a man-child and spoke like a demigod. A figure that held all spellbound.

Conan Doyle threw a quick glance at Wilde, who also watched, mesmerized.

DeVayne continued, “I have a title. I am a marquess. I live in a fine house and eat from golden plates. Why? Because I am superior to the common man? Because of some divine right?” He sneered. “No. Because hundreds of years ago my ancestor killed another man and stole what was rightfully his. Likewise, the monarchy is nothing but a system of theft made legitimate by masquerade party dress and the trumpery of law. But I have no love for title or privilege. I would have all my brothers and sisters sit at the table and break bread with me. No man higher. No man lower. No man made to bow and scrape to another.”

The crowd rippled with nodding heads.

“France had its revolution one hundred years ago. England’s revolution is long overdue. But I warn you, my brothers and sisters, freedom can only be purchased with blood … with courage … with sacrifice … and loss. So, I ask you tonight, are you extraordinary men and women? Or are you sheep?”

Someone whispered in the back on the vestry and the whispers grew to murmurs that rolled across the pews in a wave of sound that finally broke at the foot of the pulpit Rufus DeVayne towered from.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

“On the thirteenth of this month, I will be there at the gates of Buckingham Palace. Ready to face the rifles and bayonets of the queen’s army. Ready to scale the railings and pull them down. On that day, at one o’clock, Big Ben will chime thirteen times. That is our signal to rise up. Together we will storm the palace. Together we will take back the birthright of the common people that was stolen long ago. My brothers and sisters. My equals. My comrades in arms. Will you be there with me? Will you rise up? Will you strike a blow for freedom?”

DeVayne hurled the challenge into the room like a stick of dynamite with the fuse lit and fizzing. Then he stood back, relaxed, and waited, a strange smile upon his lips.

For a moment the walls of the church seemed to suck inward in one collectively drawn breath, the premonitory silence before the thunderclap, and then the air split with a thunderous roar of voices loosing a cry of “YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!”

Clenched fists pumped the air. Iron-shod clogs stomped the flagstones and made them ring.

DeVayne acknowledged their cries like an emperor being showered with rose petals.

Conan Doyle jabbed an elbow in his friend’s ribs and shouted above the roar, “This is a very dangerous man.”

Wilde tore his eyes away with difficulty. “Yes, dangerous … and magnificent.”

With applause crashing about him, DeVayne quit the pulpit, skipped down the steps, and joined Dr. Lamb waiting below. Barely acknowledging the cheering crowd, the two men strode up the aisle and out of the church. The audience surged to follow, and Conan Doyle and Wilde were swept up in the crush and carried from the building. Once outside, they ducked clear of the hurrying mob to pause a moment and confer.

“It appears there is even more to worry about from DeVayne that I at first thought,” Wilde said, pausing to spark up one of his Turkish cigarettes.

“But he is clearly mad. A revolution will never take hold. He’s just going to get a lot of people killed.”

“Cadge a fag, mate?” a rough voice asked from Wilde’s elbow.

“By all means,” Wilde assented, and reflexively held out his silver cigarette case. Conan Doyle noticed it was the ferret-faced man in the crumpled topper who had lavished Wilde with a suspicious glare. He tried to warn his friend with a look, but it was too late.

The man took a cigarette from the case and rolled it beneath his gin-blossomed nose. “Thanks mate. What sort of fag’s this? Smells a bit queer.”

“They’re Turkish. I buy them from a special shop on the Old Kent Road. I highly recommend them if you’re in the city.”

Conan Doyle nearly swallowed his own tongue.

“I thought as much,” the man said, flinging the cigarette to the ground. “We got us a coupla toffs here!” he bellowed. “A coupla spies, I reckon!”

Heads turned to stop and stare.

Conan Doyle leaned into Wilde and muttered in a low voice. “We’ve been rumbled, Oscar. When I give the word, run for your life.”

“Spies,” the man shouted aloud, pointing. “We gotta coupla bleedin’ spies in our midst.”

All the shouting was grabbing attention. People stopped to look. They began to draw a crowd. Fearful of being encircled, Conan Doyle grabbed Wilde’s sleeve and began to usher him away. But now a group of ten or more followed behind, dogging their steps.

“Barstards!”

“Kill the toffs!”

A rock whizzed past Conan Doyle’s ear and then he snarled with pain as a second, much larger rock, bounced off his shoulder with bruising force. Instinctively, he knew that more, and much worse was about to follow.

“Now, Oscar, run!” The two men took to their heels, surprise momentarily stealing them a few yards, but then the mob took off in pursuit.

Up ahead, all the shouting had alerted the toughs guarding the barricade and they stepped forward to block any escape, cudgels at the ready. Conan Doyle noticed the dark opening of a ginnel to their right: a tight passage between buildings too narrow to be considered an alleyway. He pointed and veered toward it. “Quickly, Oscar. Perhaps we can lose them in there.”

They ducked into a passage so narrow their shoulders scraped along the bricks on either side as they ran. The ginnel wound downward and emptied out on the lower street. They ran along the terrace and then ducked down a side alley and pressed themselves against the wall where they paused, sucking wind, straining to listen.

“I think we’re safe,” Conan Doyle panted.

“S-s-safe?” Wild gasped. “If they don’t murder us first, you’re going to kill us with all this running. You know my views on exercise and the dangers of healthy living.”

“I told you we were going to a dodgy area, Oscar. Perhaps you could have dressed a bit more aggressively.”

Wilde stiffened his posture. “What do you mean, aggressively? Silk stockings, a bottle-green coat and velvet knickers—if this is not an outfit that rings the shop bell, bangs its fist upon the counter, and demands in a brusque voice ‘look at me.’ I don’t know what aggressive means.”

“Shush!” Conan Doyle gestured for silence. From a nearby street came the scuffle of running feet, but it soon fell from hearing. “Quietly, then, let’s go.”

The two men crept farther down the alleyway, and had only gone fifty feet when a half-dozen bone-bruisers marched from a side alley and tromped toward them with a swaggering walk freighted with menace.

Conan Doyle looked about. The brick alley walls were ten feet high and topped with rusty nails and daggers of broken glass to discourage climbing.

“Much as I hate to criticize, Arthur, your escape plan leaves much to be desired.”

“Is that all of you?” Conan Doyle called out to the looming figures. “Hardly seems a fair fight. If you like, we’ll wait while you fetch more help.”

A cackle of laughter. They turned to see four more figures advancing from behind.

Trapped.

“Now there’s ten of us,” one leered. “Is them odds more to yer likin’?”

“What now?” Wilde asked. “There’s far too many to fight.”

“I’m afraid we have no choice in the matter. My father always told me: if a gang confronts you, pick out the biggest and loudest. Knock him down first and the rest will scatter and run.”

“My father’s advice on such situations was to retain the services of a good doctor.”

Conan Doyle shrugged the coat from his shoulders, dropping it to the alley, freeing his arms to fight. “I suggest you shed your coat, Oscar.”

“Surely you jest. The alley is filthy. I shall take my beating with my coat on.”

“You there,” Conan Doyle said, nodding to the tallest figure. “Step forward and let’s see what you’re made of.”

But the man who stepped forward wasn’t just the tallest, he was also the widest. He barked a laugh and peeled off his overcoat to reveal the physique of a circus strongman. Although going to fat, the man possessed a barrel chest and arms bigger than most men’s legs. Atop the hulking shoulders sat a head like a battle-scarred cannonball with cauliflowered ears and a nose that had been broken and rebroken to a twisted snaggle of cartilage.

“Oh dear,” Wilde said quietly. “It appears you have challenged Hercules himself to a bare knuckle fight.”

Conan Doyle stepped forward and dropped into a boxing stance, fists up and ready. It was clear the strongman could weather a blow to the face, so the Scottish author let him throw the first punch—a wild full-out haymaker easily dodged by jerking his head back at the last moment. Even so, the giant fist came so close he felt the breeze. In response, he feinted a left jab, and as the man’s hands instinctively came up to protect his face, Conan Doyle danced forward and swung a right hook into his solar plexus that sank to the elbow. It proved a crippling blow. The strongman buckled in two around the punch, expelling air with a grunt, and sagged to his knees. He teetered for a moment, arms hugging his belly, and then the light went out of his eyes and he toppled face-first to the cobbles.

Out cold.

Stunned by the loss of their champion, the gang took a collective step backward.

Wilde threw his friend an inquiring glance. “Arthur, at the risk of being pedantic, shouldn’t they be running away just about now?”

“Um, it doesn’t always work.”

The ferret-faced man in the broken top hat had been hanging back in the shadows and now he hollered: “Get ’em, lads! Scrag ’em!”

Howling like beasts, the pack fell upon the two friends and a wild, fist-flailing melee ensued. Conan Doyle fought off three and four attackers at a time, sometimes taking two blows to deliver one of his own. A number of the thugs set upon Wilde, thinking his prissy attire made him the easier target. They soon found out, however, that although his hands were soft, his knuckles were hard and the six-foot-one Irishman’s height, weight, and superior reach allowed him knock senseless anyone foolish enough to come within range of his long arms.

Suddenly the gang found many of their toughest fighters sprawled unconscious on the ground as the apparently helpless toffs proved to be skilled fighters. Conan Doyle dropped another man with a one-two uppercut and advanced upon the rest, fists windmilling, eyes blazing with fight. Like jackals confronted by lions, the pack broke and took to their heels at a flat-out run, no man wanting to be the last one out of the alleyway.

Conan Doyle and Wilde suddenly found themselves alone, with five burly men knocked flat and groaning on the cobblestones. Though battered and bruised, both friends had emerged from the battle triumphant, and were charged with adrenaline and euphoria.

“Extraordinary!” Wilde said, indicating the fallen prizefighter. “How did you drop that behemoth with one punch?”

“I learned how to box at boarding school and was quite good. As a doctor, I learned about anatomy. The solar plexus is a point at which a great number of blood vessels come together. A hard, swift blow placed at a precise location causes the vessels to spasm, depriving the brain of blood. As you saw, unconsciousness quickly follows. But what about you, Oscar? I knew you had boxed some at Oxford, but you handled yourself exceptionally well. That last uppercut was brilliantly executed. Nearly took the blighter’s head off!”

Wilde smiled modestly. “I was a passing fair boxer, but soon decided my face was far too large and pretty to be used as a punching bag. Thereafter I concentrated my martial efforts on the debating club, preferring repartee to fisticuffs.”

Conan Doyle paused in pulling on his coat to give his snout an experimental tweak to ascertain that it was merely sore, and not broken. “Those louts were seasoned toughs. We are lucky to have escaped with a few cuts and bruises.” He examined his friend. “Stand still, Oscar, while I look at you.” Wilde’s chestnut curls were severely tousled. Someone’s knuckles had left a red scrape across his cheekbone.

Wilde saw his look of concern and said, “Tell me the truth. I’m horribly disfigured, aren’t I? It’s not me I worry about, it’s the loss to the world.”

“Just a slight abrasion on one cheek. A bit of rubbing alcohol and you’ll be fine.”

The Irishman fixed him with an abject look. “You may rub your alcohol so where you like, Arthur. I intend to drink mine.”

Conan Doyle laughed and clapped his friend on the shoulder. “You’re a Viking, Oscar! An absolute Viking.”

“Thank you, my friend.” Wilde conceded, preening a little. “I think we acquitted ourselves quite well.”

“Damned well!”

“There’s no need to swear, Arthur.”

“Quite right. I apologize.”

“Now what?”

“We must find our way out of this wretched place. Hopefully, Iron Jim will still be waiting with the hansom.”

They emerged from the alley within sight of a corner business bursting with light and activity despite the fog. Just then the front door banged open, releasing a squawk of inebriation and a man staggered out, coat half on, half off. He weaved along the pavement, struggling to pull his arms into the sleeves of his coat, but then tripped and face-plowed to the pavement, where he vomited before rolling into the gutter.

“A gin shop,” Conan Doyle said. “Let’s stop in and see if we can find out where we are.”

As the two friends pushed in through the door, the paint-stripping whiff of cheap booze scoured their sinuses. The place was a raucous mulligan of slack-faced men and cackling women singing, cursing, guzzling gin and then banging their empty glasses down on the tabletops for more.

The discordant duo of stevedore and aesthete garnered quizzical stares as the two writers shouldered a path to the bar. The barman was a small man hiding behind an enormous black moustache. “What’s yer poison?” he growled impatiently—other customers were already hammering their empty glasses on the bar to be served.