Soon enough, the phone calls died off altogether and I was done. I still have my crate "just in case" something comes up, but it sits in the backseat of the Red Rocket collecting dust. As a courtesy, my cell phone's voicemail still has the information where police officers who have my business card can find a number for the company's twentyfour-hour-assistance hotline. I'll change it one day, but not just yet.
* * *
My new job pays me eleven dollars an hour. I make less in a month than I used to make in a couple of hours. Sure, it's regular work, but I'm miserable. Day in and day out, I remind myself that it is good, honest work and I should be thankful for that. Do I think about backsliding into some of my old habits? All the time…There are a lot of ways I could make money with the private medical information of Orange County's cultural elite, but I don't. I'm a good guy now, and that thought alone makes me happy.
I just hope it lasts.
about the author
Jeff Klima is a devilishly handsome jack-of-all-trades
who makes love
like a banshee
. If that frightens you, perhaps you'd be happier reading something a little less awesome.
The Dead Janitors Club
is Jeff's first book, and when he's not speaking about himself in the third person, he's writing other books to make himself more money. By the time you read this, hopefully he no longer lives in Orange County. Oh, and his favorite drink is milk.