Authors: Martha Grimes
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Part I:
G
OOD
N
IGHT
! W
HICH PUT THE
C
ANDLE OUT
?
Part II:
W
HAT
I
NN IS THIS
W
HERE FOR THE NIGHT
P
ECULIAR TRAVELER COMES
?
Part III:
C
HILDREN
â
SWINDLED FOR THE FIRST
A
LL
S
WINDLERS
â
BE
â
INFER
â
Part IV:
Y
OU
â
TOO
â
TAKE
C
OBWEB ATTITUDES
Part V:
N
OW IT IS
N
IGHT
â
IN
N
EST AND
K
ENNEL
â
Part VI:
A
N
A
METHYST REMEMBRANCE
I
S ALL
I
OWN
to the memory of my father
Was it a pleasant Day to die â
And did the Sunshine face His way â
A Wounded Deer â leaps highestâ
I've heard the Hunter tell â
'Tis but the Ecstasy of death â
And then the Brake is still!
The Past is such a curious Creature
To look her in the Face
A Transport may reward us
Or a Disgrace â
Unarmed if any meet her
I charge him fly
Her rusty Ammunition
Might yet reply.
âEmily Dickinson
U
na Quick had been searching for two days for her dog, Pepper.
Whenever anyone in Ashdown Dean came into the post-office stores (of which Una had been purveyor of goods and stamps for forty-five years) she would ask the same questions over and over, thereby delaying the dispensing of letters, tinned goods, and half-loaves for as long as she could keep the benighted villager's attention. Everyone in Ashdown knew Pepper's habits in tedious detail.
“Probably just run off or someone picked him up. And don't forget that lab,” added Sebastian Grimsdale with his usual compassion. Over the two torturous days, Sebastian finely tuned this theme with references to dog- and catnapping, never forgetting to toss in references to the Rumford Laboratory, where, according to Mr. Grimsdale, they did all sorts of dreadful experiments. Having reduced Una Quick to tears, he would then tell her not to worry, and leave with his post and tinned tomato soup. This he would later reduce to something slightly thicker than water but considerably thinner than blood for the guests of Gun Lodge.
Blood was, indeed, his milieu: Sebastian Grimsdale was Master of Foxhounds and Harriers and his own huntsman. The only persons he actually paid were his one maid-of-all-work, and his head keeper, Donaldson. Donaldson was a great stalker. Like most of them, from Scotland. But Grimsdale preferred Exmoor, the game being much larger. That was through now until spring, damnation. This put Grimsdale in an even more insufferable mood than was usual for him. He was cheered only by the thought of the meet in five days â though running a fox to ground was no comparison to the stag at bay. Well, in the meantime, he could take his shotgun out to the pond and see what flew by . . . .
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With poor Una Quick clutching at her heart â she had a “heart,” as she described her condition â most of the Ashdown villagers offered far gentler and happier prognoses. “Pepper'll be back, you'll see, dear,” said her neighbor, Ida Dotrice. “You know the way they are. Just turn up at the door like always . . . .”
Una was not sure the way they were after going missing for two days.
Little Mrs. Ashley, whose baby sat with its moon-face half covered by a cloud of white blanket, consoled Una by telling her the tale of “those dogs and that cat that went for hundreds of miles, or something, and finally got home.” Mrs. Ashley panted slightly, as if she had just made the journey herself, while shoving marmite and bread into her carryall. She went on about these animals: “. . . all the way from Scotland or somewhere, I don't remember. Didn't you read it? Well, you ought, one was a Siamese, you know how smart they are . . . . How much do I owe? Oh, that much. Things get dearer every day. And what they charge for just
dog
food . . . . Oh, sorry, Miss Quick. You must get that book.” She could not remember its name. “Don't you worry now. Ta.”
Siamese cats trekking through Scotland did not console
Una Quick at all. She grew paler with every chime of the steeple bell that reminded her that everyone would pass to his reward, including Pepper. The vicar, a tiny man who walked as if he had springs on his shoes, had not helped Una with references to all of us going to our reward.
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On the third day, she found Pepper. The liver-spotted dog lay stiff as a board in the tiny shed behind her cottage where she kept her few gardening supplies, one of them weed killer. The door had been secured, she was positive, by a stick driven through the metal clasp.
Una collapsed. Ida Dotrice, come to ask to use her telephone, found and revived her. Una was barely alive.
It was the first time the post-office stores had been closed during the week, other than half-day, when Pepper's funeral was held in the backyard of Arbor Cottage. Una, wearing black, was supported by Ida and her other neighbor, Mrs. Thring. The vicar had been persuaded to read over the small grave, and he did this, but somewhat springily.
Paul Fleming, the local veterinarian and the assistant administrator of the Rumford Laboratory, had said, yes, it was undoubtedly the weed killer. Una asked him how Pepper had managed to work the stick out of the latch. But Una was known to be slightly absentminded. Paul Fleming had shrugged and said nothing.
The Potter sisters â Muriel and Sissy â were well known in Ashdown Dean, largely because hardly anyone knew them at all. They were famous for keeping their shades drawn, their doors locked, and themselves behind them. Groceries were delivered by a local boy, and there was never any post. When they did appear, one was always dressed in black and one in mauve, as if in the first and second stages of Victorian mourning. It was considered an event when they had gone up
the High Street to the Briarpatch tearoom to sample the proprietor's famous pastries.
After all of these years of shuttered living, the Potter sisters were seen leaving their house the day after Pepper had died, their cat wrapped in a blanket, and getting into their ancient Morris.
Sissy drove hell for leather up the street and out of town, where Dr. Fleming's office was situated.
They returned without the cat and locked the door.
Gerald Jenks, a surly man who kept a cycle shop on the edge of the village, also kept a spitz as surly as Gerald himself. The dog was chained to a post outside the run-down shop like a guard dog. What there was to guard, no one knew. Only Gerald could have found anything of value in the tottering stacks of wheels and parts and pieces.
The day after the Potter sisters' cat had died from a heavy dose of aspirin, Jenks found the dog caught in a rusty bicycle chain, its efforts to escape apparently having strangled it.
If it hadn't seemed impossible, one would have thought the animal population of Ashdown Dean was methodically killing itself off. Or being killed.