Authors: Amy Woods
My
cum dumpster was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his bugger
king slid deeper into my marmite motorway. The thrusting makes me flood my
clunge gunge all over his Nelson's Column. The seemingly never-ending streams
of penis pudding emanating from his tallywacker soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Within no time, I could feel the shitty love piss slobbering
from my turd-herder and all over my flappy meal. The feeling of his cock
custard slobbering down my throat got my minge mucus flowing quicker than snot
off a whip. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a squash in my vibration station and a
squash up my fudge factory. If I don't fluff the muff to get my beige slime
slobbering from my pink velvet sausage wallet, his clunger is going to leave my
velcro triangle resembling an over inflated dinghy. My mouth was so full of
spunk-filled spam rocket and ectoplasm, the gentleman's relish was flowing down
my chin and onto my mosquito bites. I can't wait to lap the man fat from his
long-dong silver. The raiding of my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon found
his love spuds joining his ramrod deep in my mud flap. It was bliss having his
tenderloin truncheon stuffed inside me again; stuffing my chlamydia canal with
a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my ladytown spraying like it used
to. I awoke the next morning with my hatchet wound still dribbling. I thought
it was over but his gristle missile had other ideas. The mixture of butt nugget
and love piss in my turd cutter created the delicious porthole pudding that he
was so fond of. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the
sight of his greasy kebab skewer made my spaff haemorrhage like a hungry pig at
a trough. After having my clunge pool hammered, he then proceeded to thrust my
brown eye. There was creamy load draining from his love lollipop and I was
wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. Hours of pounding like
this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like the south end of a
badger going north, and I was no different! The unrelenting orgasms from his
spunk-filled spam rocket raiding my herring hole made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. Inserting a gerbil into my slime hole
got me flooding pussy batter faster than snot off a whip. With his love
lollipop plowing deep into my cod crater, the sensation of his love muscle
smashing my cervix made me quiver like a rat on acid. He munched on my meaty
hangers, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week. With my
panty hamster now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was time to
start plunging my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to pinch off a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? When he removed his skeleton
king from my other vagina, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the butt nugget off his
devil's bagpipe. By now, my meat purse was oozing like Augustus Gloop's mouth
at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river.
When
he removed his chorizo howitzer from my Oxo orifice, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a sewer trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
lap the stink pickle off his cheese-crusted cock. My mouth was so full of
ramrod and cock custard, the ectoplasm was leaking down my chin and onto my
mosquito bites. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of
my worries as his kebeb skewer slid deeper into my Oxo orifice. If I don't dial
the rotary phone to get my clunge gunge weeping from my clunge pool, his
wensleydale wand is going to leave my lunchmeat resembling a blind cobbler's
thumb. With his ramrod pounding deep into my gashtray, the sensation of his
jade rod smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. The mixture of toilet
twinkie and cock custard in my rusty bullet hole created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. Inserting a barbie doll into my
clam-flavoured pothole got me spattering beige slime faster than greased shit
off a shiny shovel. With my furburger now much like Pete Burns' lips, he
thought it was time to start plunging my Mavis Fritter. Is now the time to tell
him I really need to crown a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? The unrelenting orgasms
from his kebeb skewer slamming my hatchet wound made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. After having my oyster ditch slammed, he
then proceeded to plow my turd-herder. I awoke the next morning with my
vibration station still dripping. I thought it was over but his sperminator had
other ideas. I can't wait to consume the gentleman's relish from his skin
flute. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the sight of his
chorizo howitzer made my spaff weep like someone had poured fairy liquid into
Niagara Falls. The seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from
his master of ceremonies soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My
ladytown was trembling like jelly. The feeling of his man fat leaking down my
throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Hours of hammering
like this would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a twisted slipper, and
I was no different! The thrusting makes me spit my flange custard all over his
love muscle. There was gentleman's relish trickling from his master of
ceremonies and I was wetter than a well diggers arse. We were ready for more.
He extruded a giant sewer trout on my chest puppies just so he could gobble it
up like a hungry hungry hippo. The hammering of my shit winker was so vigorous,
he soon found his wrecking balls joining his gristle missile deep in my poo
pipe. Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy oozing from my Oxo
orifice and all over my purple cabbage. By now, my Quimcy, M.E. was slobbering
like a jizz waterfall. He munched on my purple cabbage, even though I'd been
walking the red carpet for the best part of a week. Some girls are happy just
to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my split peach and a squash up my brown eye.
It
was bliss having his womb raider probed inside me again; stuffing my municipal
cockwash with a number of chillies just didn't get my depravity cavity
squirting like it used to. There was Da Vinci load flowing from his purple
beaver buster and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more.
Inserting a gerbil into my chlamydia canal got me flooding fallopian fish stock
faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The unrelenting orgasms from his
piss pipe hammering my frilling pink golf bag made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage. My throat was so full of piss pipe and
baby gravy, the creamy load was seeping down my chin and onto my mammaries. He
munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd been surfing the crimson tide for the
best part of a week. He arced a giant toilet twinkie on my top bollocks just so
he could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The mixture of footlong
fudge bullet and steamin' semen in my old dirt road created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. With his skeleton king slamming deep into my
kipper dinghy, the sensation of his meaty member smashing my cervix made me
quake like a rat on acid. By now, my spunk dungeon was slobbering like someone
had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. I can't wait to gobble the baby
gravy from his cunt stretcher. The slamming of my brown mile was so vigorous,
he soon found his man marbles joining his cream reaper deep in my cocoa
channel. My tampon tunnel was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his throbbing
quim dagger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. If I don't finger
blast to get my tuna tunnel tears slobbering from my carp cavity, his kebeb
skewer is going to leave my flappy meal resembling a clown's pocket. With my
panty hamster now much like John Wayne's saddlebags, he thought it was time to
start stuffing my Oxo orifice. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
roll a sewer trout, I wondered? The plowing makes me gush my sex wee all over
his cunt stretcher. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least
of my worries as his bald-headed yogurt slinger shoved deeper into my brown
eye. Some girls are happy just to dial the rotary phone when they're alone, but
I can't get off without having a barbie doll in my enchilada of love and my
fist up my other vagina. After having my cock holster pounded, he then
proceeded to pound my Oxo orifice. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock
custard sliming from my Oxo orifice and all over my open-faced ham sandwich.
When he removed his blue-veined custard chucker from my tradesman's entrance,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the Mr. Hanky off his wrist-thick wand. I
awoke the next morning with my shame portal still haemorrhaging. I thought it
was over but his stilton spear had other ideas. Now, I've seen more helmets
than Hitler, but the sight of his giggle stick made my minge monsoon slime like
a broken fridge freezer. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's
meaty hangers looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and I was no different!
With
my roast beef platter now much like a twisted slipper, he thought it was time
to start sliding my fart valve. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
blast a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? By now, my cod canyon was draining
like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. Now,
I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his master of ceremonies
made my sex wee slime like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker.
The fucking of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon found his man
marbles joining his gristle missile deep in my cocoa channel. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his love
lollipop stuffed deeper into my marmite motorway. The mixture of toilet twinkie
and baby gravy in my shit winker created the delicious rectal stew that he was
so fond of. Inserting my fist into my chlamydia canal got me splurging shrimp
sap faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. Hours of fucking like this
would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like Terry Waite's allotment, and
I was no different! There was Da Vinci load oozing from his jebend and I was
wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. After having my kipper
dinghy plowed, he then proceeded to thrust my fart valve. The feeling of his
ectoplasm leaching down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than a
greased weasel shit. It was bliss having his throbbing quim dagger shoved
inside me again; stuffing my clam-flavoured pothole with an antique doorknob
just didn't get my smush mitten ejecting like it used to. The unrelenting
orgasms from his mutton dagger plowing my sperm socket made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a gypsy with a mortgage. If I don't buff the muff to get my
minge mucus foaming from my Quimcy, M.E., his battering ram is going to leave
my beef curtains resembling John Wayne's saddlebags. When he removed his slut
slayer from my turd cutter, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the footlong fudge
bullet off his throbbing quim dagger. My carp cavity was trembling like jelly.
I can't wait to gobble the gentleman's relish from his ramrod. My throat was so
full of cunt plunger and magician's wax, the baby gravy was foaming down my
chin and onto my twin peaks. Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis
pudding haemorrhaging from my turd cutter and all over my open-faced ham
sandwich. He munched on my beef curtains, even though I'd been walking the red
carpet for the best part of a week. With his skeleton king raiding deep into my
cod crater, the sensation of his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon smashing my
cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. I awoke the
next morning with my hot pocket still weeping. I thought it was over but his
giggle stick had other ideas. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a squash in my shame portal
and an egg timer up my vintage golf bag. The plowing makes me spit my flange
custard all over his stilton sword. He eased out a giant butt nugget on my
boobage just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo.
Within
no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard dripping from my other vagina and
all over my roast beef platter. If I don't strum the banjo to get my fallopian
fish stock sliming from my oyster ditch, his jebend is going to leave my spam
castanets resembling John Wayne's saddlebags. My soft-shelled tuna taco was
trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his huge penis probed
deeper into my black hole. My mouth was so full of jebend and love piss, the
penis pudding was leaking down my chin and onto my love bubbles. After having
my gaping clam cavern pounded, he then proceeded to fuck my poop chute. By now,
my oyster ditch was frothing like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. Inserting a
lightbulb into my sperm socket got me spattering vertical moisture faster than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. I awoke the next morning with my quim still
flowing. I thought it was over but his womb raider had other ideas. The mixture
of toilet twinkie and steamin' semen in my Oxo orifice created the delicious
rectal stew that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his chubstep rammed
inside me again; stuffing my ruby cave with an antique doorknob just didn't get
my cock holster ejecting like it used to. With his eight inches of throbbing
pink jesus fucking deep into my front bum, the sensation of his love muscle
smashing my cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Hours of
pounding like this would leave any girl's spam castanets looking like a horse's
collar, and I was no different! With my open-faced ham sandwich now much like a
motorway pileup, he thought it was time to start ramming my Mavis Fritter. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to blast a stink pickle, I wondered? The
seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his skin flute soon
had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He eased out a giant sewer trout on my
twin peaks just so he could consume it up like a pig at a trough. There was
cock snot leaching from his cumtree and I was wetter than an Italian cruise
ship. We were ready for more. The feeling of his steamin' semen leaking down my
throat got my tuna tunnel tears flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He
munched on my vertical garden, even though I'd been walking the red carpet for
the best part of a week. Some girls are happy just to strum the banjo when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in
my cod canyon and a 9-iron up my soft tight anus. Now, I've seen more foreskins
than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of his womb raider made my
flange custard drip like a broken fridge freezer. The pounding of my cocoa
channel was so vigorous, he soon found his trouser conkors joining his stilton
sword deep in my fart valve. The unrelenting orgasms from his turgid terror
truncheon raiding my soft-shelled tuna taco made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop. The plowing makes me pour my
fallopian fish stock all over his veiny quim prod. I can't wait to suck the
steamin' semen from his chorizo howitzer.