Authors: Amy Woods
There
was love mayonnaise frothing from his balony pony and I was wetter than an
Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. My wizards sleeve was trembling
like a rat on acid. He blasted a giant footlong fudge bullet on my
superdroopers just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his vein
cane slid deeper into my black hole. By now, my tuna canal was haemorrhaging
like a broken coffee maker. My cake hole was so full of cheese-crusted cock and
gentleman's relish, the man fat was trickling down my chin and onto my love
bubbles. The pounding makes me surge my fallopian fish stock all over his
long-dong silver. With his all-beef thermometer slamming deep into my
soft-shelled tuna taco, the sensation of his jebend smashing my cervix made me
quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Now, I've been told the sperm bank
will accept my spit, but the sight of his womb ferret made my minge monsoon
haemorrhage like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. Hours of
slamming like this would leave any girl's panty hamster looking like a stamped
bat, and I was no different! If I don't finger blast to get my spaff
haemorrhaging from my shame portal, his greasy kebab skewer is going to leave
my lunchmeat resembling Brian May's plughole. After having my pink velvet
sausage wallet fucked, he then proceeded to pound my poo pipe. With my roast
beef platter now much like a stuntman's knee, he thought it was time to start
probing my tradesman's entrance. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
cop a stink pickle, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's
wax weeping from my old dirt road and all over my vertical garden. When he
removed his love muscle from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised
to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume
the colon cobra off his bald avenger. Inserting a 9-iron into my stench trench
got me flooding clunge gunge faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I
awoke the next morning with my sperm socket still seeping. I thought it was
over but his slut slayer had other ideas. The pounding of my balloon knot was
so vigorous, he soon found his clock weights joining his ample cock deep in my
turd-herder. I can't wait to suck the man fat from his cunt plunger. The
feeling of his creamy load dripping down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. He munched on my meaty hangers,
even though I'd been on the rag for the best part of a week. The seemingly
never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his bugger king soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. The mixture of toilet twinkie and man fat in
my soft tight anus created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. It
was bliss having his pink tractor beam shoved inside me again; stuffing my
smush mitten with my fist just didn't get my meat purse spattering like it used
to. The unrelenting orgasms from his ramrod raiding my penis pothole made me
come so hard, I began sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown.
When
he removed his timed slimer from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to
see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on
the sewer trout off his skin flute. The raiding of my rusty sherif's badge was
so vigorous, he soon found his love spuds joining his bugger king deep in my
soft tight anus. My throat was so full of womb ferret and cock custard, the
gentleman's relish was leaching down my chin and onto my chest puppies. With my
open-faced ham sandwich now much like a rabid baboon's arse, he thought it was
time to start stuffing my balloon knot. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to crown a colon cobra, I wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his love lollipop plunged deeper into
my ring piece. He pinched off a giant butt nugget on my cans just so he could
chow down on it up like a bulldog eating porridge. With his devil's bagpipe
raiding deep into my wizards sleeve, the sensation of his giggle stick smashing
my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Hours of
plowing like this would leave any girl's beef curtains looking like a ripped
out fireplace, and I was no different! The feeling of his cock snot trickling
down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.
Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his
skeleton king made my flange custard trickle like there was a midget inside me
with a super soaker. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my minge mucus
seeping from my penis pothole, his cream reaper is going to leave my fishy
flaps resembling a dropped burrito. Inserting an antique doorknob into my mound
of love pudding got me spattering shrimp sap faster than greased shit off a
shiny shovel. I can't wait to gobble the baby gravy from his stilton sword. The
pounding makes me spit my vertical moisture all over his gristle missile. The
unrelenting orgasms from his throbbing quim dagger plowing my moose knuckle
made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty creamy load leaching from my marmite
motorway and all over my flappy meal. Some girls are happy just to fluff the
muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a lightbulb in my
spunk dungeon and a lightbulb up my balloon knot. I awoke the next morning with
my depravity cavity still leaking. I thought it was over but his gristle
missile had other ideas. The mixture of sewer trout and man fat in my cocoa
channel created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. The seemingly
never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his womb raider soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. After having my fuck trench slammed, he then
proceeded to slam my poo pipe. My kipper dinghy was trembling like a rat on
acid. He munched on my panty hamster, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for
the best part of a week. It was bliss having his greasy slimelight shoved
inside me again; stuffing my bearded haddock pasty with a gerbil just didn't
get my meat purse ejecting like it used to. By now, my gaping clam cavern was
frothing like a leaky tap.
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cunt
stretcher plunged deeper into my shit winker. The plowing makes me pour my
spaff all over his devil's bagpipe. I awoke the next morning with my tuna canal
still trickling. I thought it was over but his spunk-filled spam rocket had
other ideas. My mouth was so full of disco stick and creamy load, the
magician's wax was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my superdroopers. By
now, my cod cave was oozing like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara
Falls. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat looking
like a sand blasted tomato, and I was no different! He munched on my roast beef
platter, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. The
hammering of my mud flap was so vigorous, he soon found his wrecking balls
joining his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon deep in my ring piece. If I don't
fish for pearls to get my minge mucus trickling from my hot pocket, his
washington monument is going to leave my vertical smile resembling a horse's
collar. There was cock custard haemorrhaging from his throbbing quim dagger and
I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Now, I've been
shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his wrist-thick wand made
my clunge gunge foam like a broken fridge freezer. With my furburger now much
like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start sliding my other vagina.
Is now the time to tell him I really need to crown a colon cobra, I wondered?
The feeling of his creamy load weeping down my throat got my minge monsoon
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. The unrelenting orgasms from his
disco stick hammering my enchilada of love made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a pregnant nun. It was bliss having his master of ceremonies
shoved inside me again; stuffing my carp cavity with my fist just didn't get my
stench trench gushing like it used to. With his love lollipop slamming deep
into my fuck trench, the sensation of his one-eyed monster smashing my cervix
made me quake like a rat on acid. Inserting an egg timer into my one slice
toaster got me gushing vertical moisture faster than a greased weasel shit. My penis
pothole was trembling like a shitting dog. The seemingly never-ending streams
of magician's wax emanating from his wrist-thick wand soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. After having my gammon alley hammered, he then proceeded to
slam my fart valve. The mixture of butt nugget and love mayonnaise in my rusty
sherif's badge created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. When he
removed his bald-headed yogurt slinger from my poop chute, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
suck the stink pickle off his balony pony. Within no time, I could feel the
shitty penis pudding seeping from my black hole and all over my vertical smile.
Some girls are happy just to play the clitar when they're alone, but I can't
get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my penis pothole and a
squash up my ring piece. He crowned a giant footlong fudge bullet on my
mammaries just so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough.
My
throat was so full of meaty member and creamy load, the baby gravy was flowing
down my chin and onto my mammaries. Within no time, I could feel the shitty
love mayonnaise haemorrhaging from my Oxo orifice and all over my meaty
hangers. By now, my birth cannon was draining like a slug in a salt mine. The
thrusting makes me pour my minge monsoon all over his brie baton. There was
love mayonnaise haemorrhaging from his bugger king and I was wetter than a
bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. Some girls are happy just to buff the
muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my cod
cave and an egg timer up my marmite motorway. My chamber of squelch was
trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. It was bliss having his
spunk-filled spam rocket plunged inside me again; stuffing my birth cannon with
a lightbulb just didn't get my cock holster squirting like it used to. Hours of
raiding like this would leave any girl's velcro triangle looking like John
Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different! He launched a giant toilet twinkie
on my chesticles just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. After
having my gashtray plowed, he then proceeded to fuck my fudge factory. The
pounding of my rusty sherif's badge was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts
joining his bald-headed yogurt slinger deep in my shit winker. I can't wait to
lap the steamin' semen from his washington monument. With his thrill drill
plowing deep into my penis pothole, the sensation of his pink tractor beam
smashing my cervix made me quiver like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. The
unrelenting orgasms from his gristle missile slamming my chamber of squelch
made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson at a spelling bee.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his love muscle probed deeper into my chocolate starfish. Inserting a 10 inch
purple battery-operated monster into my spunk dungeon got me spattering tuna
tunnel tears faster than snot off a whip. The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake
and penis pudding in my turd cutter created the delicious sphincter sauce that
he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci load
emanating from his sperminator soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a baby boom, but the sight of
his disco stick made my flange custard ooze like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP
home. When he removed his slut slayer from my fudge factory, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to gobble the hardened fudge nugget off his chorizo howitzer.
With my vertical garden now much like a sand blasted tomato, he thought it was
time to start stuffing my tradesman's entrance. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to ease a hardened fudge nugget, I wondered? If I don't buff the
muff to get my flange custard seeping from my chlamydia canal, his one-eyed
milkman is going to leave my hairy goblet resembling a manatee in yoga pants.
He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd had my redwings for
the best part of a week. The feeling of his steamin' semen flowing down my
throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.
If
I don't fish for pearls to get my clunge gunge trickling from my depravity
cavity, his cumtree is going to leave my furburger resembling a gutted trout.
With his kebeb skewer slamming deep into my municipal cockwash, the sensation
of his slut slayer smashing my cervix made me quake like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered
vibrator. The feeling of his cock custard flowing down my throat got my spaff
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Inserting a 15" spiked
vibrator into my cock holster got me spattering tuna tunnel tears faster than a
greased weasel shit. The mixture of toilet twinkie and gentleman's relish in my
old dirt road created the delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. It
was bliss having his love muscle probed inside me again; stuffing my municipal
cockwash with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my pink velvet sausage
wallet flowing like it used to. With my vertical smile now much like a twisted
slipper, he thought it was time to start plunging my brown eye. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to drop a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? He copped a giant
hardened fudge nugget on my droopies just so he could gobble it up like a
hungry hungry hippo. Hours of thrusting like this would leave any girl's velcro
triangle looking like a gutted trout, and I was no different! I awoke the next
morning with my chlamydia canal still flowing. I thought it was over but his
cumtree had other ideas. The slamming makes me spritz my shrimp sap all over
his love lollipop. Within no time, I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish
dripping from my soft tight anus and all over my roast beef platter. The
unrelenting orgasms from his disco stick plowing my pink velvet sausage wallet
made me come so hard, I began sweating like Joseph Fritzel on MTV Cribs. The
seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his Ocean's 11
Inches soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. When he removed his master
of ceremonies from my mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong
fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the
butt nugget off his all-beef thermometer. My depravity cavity was trembling
like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Some girls are happy just to flick the
bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my
gaping clam cavern and a barbie doll up my black hole. The pounding of my brown
eye was so vigorous, he soon found his two amigos joining his jebend deep in my
Mavis Fritter. Now, I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight
of his wrist-thick wand made my shrimp sap drip like Augustus Gloop's mouth at
the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. After having my cod cave fucked, he
then proceeded to pound my brown eye. There was love piss trickling from his
piss pipe and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more.
Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as
his womb ferret slid deeper into my poop chute. By now, my soft-shelled tuna
taco was flowing like a slug in a salt mine. I can't wait to gobble the love
piss from his spam dagger. He munched on my clap flaps, even though I'd had my
redwings for the best part of a week.