Authors: Amy Woods
The
feeling of his man fat dribbling down my throat got my minge monsoon flowing
quicker than snot off a whip. I awoke the next morning with my gashtray still
sliming. I thought it was over but his purple-headed trouser snake had other
ideas. The mixture of sewer trout and cock custard in my old dirt road created
the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. When he removed his
tallywacker from my marmite motorway, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
colon cobra staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to devour the sewer
trout off his long-dong silver. With my vertical garden now much like an over
inflated dinghy, he thought it was time to start probing my balloon knot. Is
now the time to tell him I really need to arc a hardened fudge nugget, I
wondered? Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his brie baton stuffed deeper into my shit winker. The unrelenting orgasms
from his wensleydale wand raiding my furry cup made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. It was bliss having his jebend
rammed inside me again; stuffing my enchilada of love with an antique doorknob
just didn't get my vibrator crater surging like it used to. Within no time, I
could feel the shitty magician's wax flowing from my ring piece and all over my
meaty hangers. There was love mayonnaise foaming from his veiny quim prod and I
was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more. My Quimcy, M.E. was
trembling like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Some girls are happy just
to flick the bean when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
15" spiked vibrator in my chlamydia canal and a lightbulb up my rusty
bullet hole. I can't wait to devour the magician's wax from his blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon. The plowing makes me spray my spaff all over his chubstep.
He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been up on bricks for
the best part of a week. My cake hole was so full of jade rod and love
mayonnaise, the magician's wax was dribbling down my chin and onto my
mammaries. Inserting a 9-iron into my depravity cavity got me ejecting shrimp
sap faster than snot off a whip. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand
Province, but the sight of his greasy kebab skewer made my pussy batter drain
like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. If I don't fluff the muff to get my
shrimp sap leaching from my split peach, his throbbing quim dagger is going to
leave my open-faced ham sandwich resembling that bathroom door in The Shining.
The raiding of my poo pipe was so vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle
jewellery joining his chubstep deep in my poop chute. Hours of slamming like
this would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a badly wrapped kebab, and
I was no different! After having my fuck gutter raided, he then proceeded to
slam my rusty sherif's badge. He curled a giant Mr. Hanky on my superdroopers
just so he could lap it up like a hungry hungry hippo. With his skeleton king
fucking deep into my wizards sleeve, the sensation of his stilton sword
smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. The
seemingly never-ending streams of cock snot emanating from his cunt plunger
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
With
his cheese-crusted cock slamming deep into my fuck trench, the sensation of his
Nelson's Column smashing my cervix made me quiver like an epileptic at a Pink
Floyd concert. He munched on my open-faced ham sandwich, even though I'd been
riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. Within no time, I could
feel the shitty magician's wax leaching from my chocolate starfish and all over
my flappy meal. It was bliss having his spam dagger plunged inside me again;
stuffing my mound of love pudding with an egg timer just didn't get my wizards
sleeve spritzing like it used to. The hammering of my soft tight anus was so
vigorous, he soon found his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his greasy
slimelight deep in my marmite motorway. I awoke the next morning with my cod
canyon still draining. I thought it was over but his long-dong silver had other
ideas. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his
giggle stick soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. He pitched a giant
footlong fudge bullet on my breasticles just so he could lap it up like a
bulldog eating porridge. There was baby gravy dripping from his cunt stretcher
and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. Some girls are
happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without
having my fist in my one slice toaster and a lightbulb up my vintage golf bag.
My mouth was so full of one-eyed monster and steamin' semen, the love piss was
weeping down my chin and onto my chest puppies. The raiding makes me spout my
pussy batter all over his womb ferret. With my purple cabbage now much like a
darts team's goalkeeper, he thought it was time to start probing my puckered
brown eye. Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a butt nugget, I
wondered? The feeling of his magician's wax trickling down my throat got my
shrimp sap flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his one-eyed monster slid
deeper into my soft tight anus. My carp cavity was trembling like Micheal J.
Fox licking a car battery. After having my front bum pounded, he then proceeded
to plow my tradesman's entrance. By now, my vibrator crater was oozing like a
leaky tap. Inserting a 15" spiked vibrator into my spunk dungeon got me
spouting minge mucus faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I can't wait
to devour the penis pudding from his veiny quim prod. When he removed his cunt
plunger from my soft tight anus, he was pleasantly surprised to see a sewer
trout staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the corn-eyed butt
snake off his blind butler. The unrelenting orgasms from his love lollipop
hammering my fuck gutter made me come so hard, I began sweating like Mike Tyson
at a spelling bee. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but
the sight of his cervix cigar made my pussy batter trickle like a George
Foreman grill. If I don't get a stinky pinky to get my vertical moisture
leaching from my ladytown, his balony pony is going to leave my spam castanets
resembling a stamped bat. The mixture of colon cobra and penis pudding in my
turd-herder created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of.
He
crowned a giant stink pickle on my breasticles just so he could suck it up like
a bulldog eating porridge. With my beef curtains now much like a stuntman's
knee, he thought it was time to start plunging my black hole. Is now the time
to tell him I really need to crown a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? The
mixture of butt nugget and Da Vinci load in my chocolate starfish created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. When he removed his tenderloin
truncheon from my brown mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a butt nugget
staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the hardened fudge
nugget off his vein cane. I awoke the next morning with my vibration station
still dribbling. I thought it was over but his womb raider had other ideas.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty magician's wax slobbering from my
turd-herder and all over my piss flaps. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will
accept my spit, but the sight of his cream reaper made my spaff haemorrhage
like a rabid dog. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's meaty
hangers looking like that bathroom door in The Shining, and I was no different!
My throat was so full of blind butler and love piss, the ectoplasm was
trickling down my chin and onto my chesticles. Some girls are happy just to
fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a
lightbulb in my wizards sleeve and an antique doorknob up my cocoa channel. If
I don't get a stinky pinky to get my shrimp sap sliming from my enchilada of
love, his spam javelin is going to leave my beef curtains resembling a
stuntman's knee. The seemingly never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating
from his greasy kebab skewer soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
Inserting a 9-iron into my clunge pool got me gushing minge mucus faster than
greased shit off a shiny shovel. With his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus
hammering deep into my cod canyon, the sensation of his long-dong silver smashing
my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his
Nelson's Column rammed deeper into my rusty bullet hole. It was bliss having
his blue-veined custard chucker plunged inside me again; stuffing my shame
portal with a 9-iron just didn't get my cod canyon splurging like it used to.
There was love mayonnaise dripping from his kebeb skewer and I was wetter than
a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more. The unrelenting orgasms from his
turgid terror truncheon plowing my vibration station made me come so hard, I
began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World. I can't wait to consume the love
mayonnaise from his mutton dagger. The feeling of his magician's wax flowing
down my throat got my beige slime flowing quicker than snot off a whip. After
having my kipper dinghy raided, he then proceeded to plow my marmite motorway.
He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part
of a week. By now, my cock holster was dribbling like a hungry pig at a trough.
My enchilada of love was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered
vibrator. The hammering of my old dirt road was so vigorous, he soon found his
family jewels joining his turgid terror truncheon deep in my turd-herder.
It
was bliss having his spam javelin shoved inside me again; stuffing my calamari
cockring with an antique doorknob just didn't get my cum dumpster spouting like
it used to. Hours of slamming like this would leave any girl's lunchmeat
looking like a werewolf with it's throat cut, and I was no different! By now,
my cock holster was sliming like a rabid dog. My cake hole was so full of cream
reaper and creamy load, the magician's wax was seeping down my chin and onto my
love bubbles. With my furburger now much like the Japanese flag, he thought it
was time to start plunging my rusty bullet hole. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to curl a sewer trout, I wondered? He munched on my fishy flaps,
even though I'd been up on bricks for the best part of a week. Within no time,
I could feel the shitty steamin' semen dripping from my black hole and all over
my furburger. My tampon tunnel was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble
dryer. Some girls are happy just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic
motion when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my
pink velvet sausage wallet and a gerbil up my shit winker. After having my fuck
gutter slammed, he then proceeded to slam my balloon knot. The feeling of his
gentleman's relish trickling down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than
snot off a whip. When he removed his meaty member from my black hole, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I
couldn't wait to devour the toilet twinkie off his greasy slimelight. With his
bald avenger plowing deep into my enchilada of love, the sensation of his
tenderloin truncheon smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a
Pink Floyd concert. He extruded a giant footlong fudge bullet on my rack just
so he could consume it up like a hungry hungry hippo. There was magician's wax
foaming from his bald-headed yogurt slinger and I was wetter than a well
diggers arse. We were ready for more. If I don't play the clitar to get my
beige slime sliming from my cod canyon, his battering ram is going to leave my
velcro triangle resembling that bathroom door in The Shining. The mixture of
butt nugget and Da Vinci load in my turd cutter created the delicious porthole
pudding that he was so fond of. Now, I've seen more pricks than a second hand
dartboard, but the sight of his brie baton made my minge mucus foam like a
rabid dog. The pounding of my other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his
two amigos joining his washington monument deep in my fart valve. The slamming
makes me spit my minge mucus all over his mutton dagger. Inserting my fist into
my cod canyon got me splurging sex wee faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. I awoke the next morning with my whispering eye still leaking. I
thought it was over but his vein cane had other ideas. I can't wait to chow
down on the creamy load from his vein cane. The seemingly never-ending streams
of magician's wax emanating from his spunk-filled spam rocket soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor
was the least of my worries as his all-beef thermometer rammed deeper into my
poop chute.
It
was bliss having his turgid terror truncheon slid inside me again; stuffing my
cod cave with a barbie doll just didn't get my gashtray ejecting like it used
to. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries
as his piss pipe shoved deeper into my balloon knot. With my open-faced ham
sandwich now much like a clown's pocket, he thought it was time to start
stuffing my cocoa channel. Is now the time to tell him I really need to arc a
sewer trout, I wondered? I can't wait to consume the magician's wax from his
wensleydale wand. Some girls are happy just to study english cliterature when
they're alone, but I can't get off without having my fist in my furry cup and a
15" spiked vibrator up my Oxo orifice. The seemingly never-ending streams
of love mayonnaise emanating from his piss pipe soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. My throat was so full of eight inches of throbbing pink
jesus and magician's wax, the steamin' semen was dripping down my chin and onto
my top bollocks. The feeling of his Da Vinci load trickling down my throat got
my minge mucus flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Hours of fucking
like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter looking like a bulldog in a
windtunnel, and I was no different! The mixture of hardened fudge nugget and
gentleman's relish in my fart valve created the delicious rectal stew that he
was so fond of. He crowned a giant butt nugget on my mosquito bites just so he
could gobble it up like a pig at a trough. After having my oyster ditch raided,
he then proceeded to hammer my mud flap. By now, my one slice toaster was trickling
like there was a midget inside me with a super soaker. My front bum was
trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver. The raiding of my ring piece
was so vigorous, he soon found his kids on a swing joining his one-eyed monster
deep in my rusty bullet hole. Inserting a barbie doll into my calamari cockring
got me squirting clunge gunge faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The
fucking makes me pour my minge mucus all over his jade rod. I awoke the next
morning with my meat purse still frothing. I thought it was over but his
wrist-thick wand had other ideas. When he removed his blue-veined custard
chucker from my old dirt road, he was pleasantly surprised to see a hardened
fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the hardened
fudge nugget off his giggle stick. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but
the sight of his battering ram made my beige slime haemorrhage like there was a
midget inside me with a super soaker. There was man fat seeping from his love
lollipop and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for more. With
his bugger king pounding deep into my shame portal, the sensation of his
chorizo howitzer smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. Within no time,
I could feel the shitty gentleman's relish trickling from my vintage golf bag
and all over my open-faced ham sandwich. He munched on my spam castanets, even
though I'd had the painters in for the best part of a week. The unrelenting
orgasms from his tallywacker raiding my chamber of squelch made me come so
hard, I began sweating like Gary glitter at PC World.