Authors: Amy Woods
With
his chubstep hammering deep into my enchilada of love, the sensation of his
love lollipop smashing my cervix made me quake like an epileptic at a Pink
Floyd concert. It was bliss having his bald-headed yogurt slinger probed inside
me again; stuffing my wunder down under with a 15" spiked vibrator just
didn't get my gaping clam cavern squirting like it used to. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his love lollipop
probed deeper into my chocolate starfish. Hours of slamming like this would
leave any girl's furburger looking like a ripped out fireplace, and I was no
different! Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load foaming from
my brown eye and all over my lunchmeat. After having my vibration station
slammed, he then proceeded to hammer my turd-herder. The raiding makes me pour
my minge mucus all over his muffbuster. The unrelenting orgasms from his vein
cane pounding my shamevelope made me come so hard, I began sweating like Gary
glitter at PC World. By now, my vibration station was haemorrhaging like a
rabid dog. He munched on my spam castanets, even though I'd been walking the red
carpet for the best part of a week. My mouth was so full of cumtree and
magician's wax, the love piss was oozing down my chin and onto my
superdroopers. When he removed his throbbing quim dagger from my fudge factory,
he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the colon cobra off his timed slimer.
Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my penis pothole got
me flooding shrimp sap faster than a greased weasel shit. Some girls are happy
just to study english cliterature when they're alone, but I can't get off
without having a gerbil in my gammon alley and an antique doorknob up my
puckered brown eye. Now, I've been told the sperm bank will accept my spit, but
the sight of his Ocean's 11 Inches made my beige slime froth like a rabid dog.
With my panty hamster now much like a badly wrapped kebab, he thought it was
time to start stuffing my poo pipe. Is now the time to tell him I really need
to curl a colon cobra, I wondered? My one slice toaster was trembling like
Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. He crowned a giant sewer trout on my
chest puppies just so he could lap it up like a pig at a trough. I awoke the
next morning with my quim still frothing. I thought it was over but his
washington monument had other ideas. There was love piss weeping from his
batter blaster and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready for more.
If I don't flick the bean to get my flange custard haemorrhaging from my
hatchet wound, his chorizo howitzer is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling
Terry Waite's allotment. The raiding of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon
found his wrecking balls joining his brie baton deep in my turd-herder. The
seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his disco stick
soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The feeling of his love piss
weeping down my throat got my sex wee flowing quicker than snot off a whip. I
can't wait to consume the love mayonnaise from his timed slimer.
The
feeling of his love piss weeping down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker
than snot off a whip. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's piss
flaps looking like a gutted trout, and I was no different! Within no time, I
could feel the shitty magician's wax weeping from my turd-herder and all over
my lunchmeat. Inserting a lightbulb into my ground zero grotto got me splurging
pussy batter faster than a greased weasel shit. The seemingly never-ending
streams of steamin' semen emanating from his balony pony soon had me coated
like a plasterer's radio. He munched on my clap flaps, even though I'd been on
the rag for the best part of a week. If I don't dial the rotary phone to get my
fallopian fish stock leaching from my gashtray, his love lollipop is going to
leave my vertical garden resembling a bucket of smashed crabs. I can't wait to
gobble the Da Vinci load from his greasy kebab skewer. The unrelenting orgasms
from his giggle stick fucking my cod crater made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a fat slag in a disco. The slamming makes me spit my minge
monsoon all over his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. With his tallywacker
plowing deep into my depravity cavity, the sensation of his jebend smashing my
cervix made me quake like a tasered slab of chopped liver. Now, I've been told
the sperm bank will accept my spit, but the sight of his tallywacker made my
clunge gunge weep like Adele waiting for Greggs to open. Leaving my panties
sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his jade rod stuffed
deeper into my turd cutter. When he removed his meaty member from my brown
mile, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the sewer trout off his spunk-filled
spam rocket. The pounding of my other vagina was so vigorous, he soon found his
kids on a swing joining his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon deep in my other
vagina. Some girls are happy just to fluff the muff when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a lightbulb in my one slice toaster and a barbie
doll up my rusty bullet hole. I awoke the next morning with my ground zero
grotto still leaking. I thought it was over but his spam dagger had other
ideas. My mouth was so full of Nelson's Column and man fat, the penis pudding
was flowing down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. My quim was trembling
like a shitting dog. There was love mayonnaise trickling from his brie baton
and I was wetter than an otter's pocket. We were ready for more. With my flappy
meal now much like a shot cat, he thought it was time to start probing my Oxo
orifice. Is now the time to tell him I really need to cop a toilet twinkie, I
wondered? The mixture of corn-eyed butt snake and baby gravy in my mud flap
created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. By now, my split
peach was foaming like a slug in a salt mine. He eased out a giant hardened
fudge nugget on my tatas just so he could suck it up like a bulldog eating
porridge. After having my cock holster hammered, he then proceeded to pound my
puckered brown eye.
By
now, my sperm socket was leaking like a slavering dog. Hours of pounding like
this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like a motorway pileup, and I
was no different! The thrusting of my Oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon
found his sperm factories joining his balony pony deep in my chocolate
starfish. The mixture of colon cobra and penis pudding in my black hole created
the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. I can't wait to consume the
cock snot from his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon. It was bliss having his
Ocean's 11 Inches rammed inside me again; stuffing my cum dumpster with a
15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my split peach splurging like it used
to. The unrelenting orgasms from his wrist-thick wand slamming my carp cavity
made me come so hard, I began sweating like a whore in a confessional. If I
don't study english cliterature to get my vertical moisture trickling from my
penis pothole, his ramrod is going to leave my vertical smile resembling the
south end of a badger going north. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the
floor was the least of my worries as his thrill drill slid deeper into my shit
winker. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my bearded haddock
pasty and a barbie doll up my old dirt road. He dropped a giant sewer trout on
my boobage just so he could suck it up like a pig at a trough. After having my
fuck trench pounded, he then proceeded to slam my soft tight anus. When he
removed his bugger king from my mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
hardened fudge nugget staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the
stink pickle off his one-eyed monster. There was man fat draining from his
blind butler and I was wetter than a bathmaid's elbow. We were ready for more.
The plowing makes me flood my minge monsoon all over his Nelson's Column. With
his brie baton plowing deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of his jebend smashing
my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. My cake hole was
so full of cervix cigar and love mayonnaise, the love mayonnaise was trickling
down my chin and onto my top bollocks. I awoke the next morning with my gammon
alley still flowing. I thought it was over but his bald-headed yogurt slinger
had other ideas. My vibration station was trembling like Micheal J. Fox licking
a car battery. Within no time, I could feel the shitty steamin' semen dripping
from my shit winker and all over my lunchmeat. With my purple cabbage now much
like a ripped out fireplace, he thought it was time to start plunging my brown
mile. Is now the time to tell him I really need to pitch a Mr. Hanky, I
wondered? Inserting a lightbulb into my quim got me flowing clunge gunge faster
than greased shit off a shiny shovel. The seemingly never-ending streams of
cock custard emanating from his huge penis soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. Now, I've taken more poundings than the Somme, but the sight
of his purple-headed trouser snake made my sex wee weep like a slug in a salt
mine. The feeling of his baby gravy seeping down my throat got my flange
custard flowing quicker than snot off a whip.
Within
no time, I could feel the shitty man fat dripping from my shit winker and all
over my vertical garden. By now, my depravity cavity was draining like Augustus
Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. I can't wait to
gobble the ectoplasm from his skeleton king. The unrelenting orgasms from his blood-engorged
mayonnaise cannon thrusting my smush mitten made me come so hard, I began
sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown. Inserting a barbie doll into my vaginal
bacon buffet got me flowing minge mucus faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. My oyster ditch was trembling like jelly. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his purple beaver buster plunged
deeper into my rusty bullet hole. He eased out a giant hardened fudge nugget on
my chesticles just so he could suck it up like a bulldog eating porridge. Some
girls are happy just to get a stinky pinky when they're alone, but I can't get
off without having a squash in my clam-flavoured pothole and an antique
doorknob up my fart valve. If I don't study english cliterature to get my
fallopian fish stock trickling from my shamevelope, his flesh gordon is going
to leave my roast beef platter resembling a darts team's goalkeeper. The
feeling of his penis pudding seeping down my throat got my tuna tunnel tears
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. When he removed his one-eyed milkman from
my Oxo orifice, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back
as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the sewer trout off his clunger. I
awoke the next morning with my penis pothole still weeping. I thought it was
over but his one-eyed monster had other ideas. There was penis pudding leaching
from his purple-headed trouser snake and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We
were ready for more. My throat was so full of one-eyed monster and love piss,
the magician's wax was dribbling down my chin and onto my rack. The raiding of
my black hole was so vigorous, he soon found his scroto baggins joining his
flesh gordon deep in my mud flap. With my beef curtains now much like an over
inflated dinghy, he thought it was time to start stuffing my brown mile. Is now
the time to tell him I really need to pitch a footlong fudge bullet, I
wondered? Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's flappy meal looking
like a blind cobbler's thumb, and I was no different! He munched on my roast
beef platter, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a
week. With his muffbuster pounding deep into my herring hole, the sensation of
his kebeb skewer smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. The mixture of
footlong fudge bullet and Da Vinci load in my ring piece created the delicious
rectoplasm that he was so fond of. It was bliss having his kebeb skewer plunged
inside me again; stuffing my smush mitten with a gerbil just didn't get my
vibrator crater splurging like it used to. The seemingly never-ending streams
of ectoplasm emanating from his cunt stretcher soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. After having my clunge pool slammed, he then proceeded to
raid my ring piece. Now, I've seen more action than Helmand Province, but the
sight of his washington monument made my clunge gunge drain like a slug in a
salt mine.
Now,
I've seen more japseyes than an oriental optician, but the sight of his jade
rod made my clunge gunge dribble like a hungry pig at a trough. When he removed
his battering ram from my cocoa channel, he was pleasantly surprised to see a
stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the sewer
trout off his slut slayer. Leaving my panties sunny side up on the floor was
the least of my worries as his womb ferret plunged deeper into my turd cutter.
He munched on my flappy meal, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part
of a week. My shame portal was trembling like a tasered slab of chopped liver.
The mixture of stink pickle and magician's wax in my ring piece created the
delicious porthole pudding that he was so fond of. There was love piss seeping
from his balony pony and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were
ready for more. I can't wait to gobble the Da Vinci load from his brie baton.
The feeling of his cock snot trickling down my throat got my pussy batter
flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. After having my smush mitten
fucked, he then proceeded to plow my other vagina. With his gristle missile
thrusting deep into my slime hole, the sensation of his turgid terror truncheon
smashing my cervix made me quake like jelly. I awoke the next morning with my
mound of love pudding still frothing. I thought it was over but his balony pony
had other ideas. The hammering of my fudge factory was so vigorous, he soon
found his family jewels joining his Ocean's 11 Inches deep in my mud flap. The
unrelenting orgasms from his purple-headed trouser snake slamming my
shamevelope made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco.
The fucking makes me surge my minge mucus all over his greasy kebab skewer. My
mouth was so full of ample cock and man fat, the gentleman's relish was oozing
down my chin and onto my rack. The seemingly never-ending streams of Da Vinci
load emanating from his piss pipe soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I can't
get off without having my fist in my gashtray and a lightbulb up my old dirt
road. With my clap flaps now much like a bulldog in a windtunnel, he thought it
was time to start stuffing my other vagina. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to arc a footlong fudge bullet, I wondered? By now, my moose
knuckle was draining like a George Foreman grill. If I don't buff the muff to
get my spaff weeping from my gashtray, his washington monument is going to
leave my vertical smile resembling a badly wrapped kebab. It was bliss having
his veiny quim prod slid inside me again; stuffing my ruby cave with a 10 inch
purple battery-operated monster just didn't get my slime hole squirting like it
used to. He rolled a giant butt nugget on my chest puppies just so he could
devour it up like a pig at a trough. Inserting a gerbil into my spunk dungeon
got me spritzing shrimp sap faster than a greased weasel shit. Hours of
pounding like this would leave any girl's fishy flaps looking like a rabid
baboon's arse, and I was no different!