Authors: Amy Woods
Leaving
my panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his blind
butler shoved deeper into my cocoa channel. There was creamy load oozing from
his tenderloin truncheon and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready
for more. With my purple cabbage now much like a hippo's yawn, he thought it
was time to start shoving my marmite motorway. Is now the time to tell him I
really need to extrude a corn-eyed butt snake, I wondered? Some girls are happy
just to stimulate the genitals through phalangetic motion when they're alone,
but I can't get off without having a 15" spiked vibrator in my tuna canal
and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my Oxo orifice. The mixture of
stink pickle and ectoplasm in my poop chute created the delicious rectoplasm
that he was so fond of. Within no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding
frothing from my fudge factory and all over my beef curtains. It was bliss
having his blood-engorged mayonnaise cannon probed inside me again; stuffing my
stench trench with an egg timer just didn't get my tampon tunnel surging like
it used to. The hammering makes me gush my sex wee all over his ramrod. My cake
hole was so full of kebeb skewer and Da Vinci load, the ectoplasm was trickling
down my chin and onto my cans. The plowing of my turd cutter was so vigorous,
he soon found his sperm factories joining his tallywacker deep in my brown eye.
If I don't study english cliterature to get my tuna tunnel tears draining from
my ruby cave, his slut slayer is going to leave my meaty hangers resembling a
manatee in yoga pants. After having my mound of love pudding plowed, he then
proceeded to hammer my Mavis Fritter. By now, my cock holster was slobbering
like a hungry pig at a trough. With his purple beaver buster thrusting deep
into my oyster ditch, the sensation of his cheese-crusted cock smashing my cervix
made me quake like jelly. He curled a giant stink pickle on my breasticles just
so he could gobble it up like a pig at a trough. The unrelenting orgasms from
his purple beaver buster hammering my herring hole made me come so hard, I
began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. He munched on my piss
flaps, even though I'd had Aunt Flo visiting for the best part of a week. I
awoke the next morning with my whispering eye still draining. I thought it was
over but his tallywacker had other ideas. Hours of thrusting like this would
leave any girl's hairy goblet looking like a stamped bat, and I was no
different! The feeling of his love piss weeping down my throat got my shrimp
sap flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Inserting a number of chillies into
my cod cave got me spouting sex wee faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. When he removed his all-beef thermometer from my cocoa channel, he was
pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He
knew I couldn't wait to lap the Mr. Hanky off his timed slimer. The seemingly
never-ending streams of magician's wax emanating from his muffbuster soon had
me coated like a plasterer's radio. I can't wait to chow down on the steamin'
semen from his cunt plunger. My gammon alley was trembling like Vanessa Feltz's
diesel-powered vibrator.
My
kipper dinghy was trembling like a rat on acid. I can't wait to lap the cock
custard from his gristle missile. It was bliss having his washington monument
plunged inside me again; stuffing my municipal cockwash with a 9-iron just
didn't get my cum dumpster pouring like it used to. There was cock snot
draining from his piss pipe and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were
ready for more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy slobbering
from my brown mile and all over my panty hamster. The unrelenting orgasms from
his balony pony fucking my hatchet wound made me come so hard, I began sweating
like a dyslexic on Countdown. The feeling of his magician's wax haemorrhaging
down my throat got my spaff flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. Now,
I've been shot over more times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his vein cane
made my fallopian fish stock drain like there was a midget inside me with a
super soaker. The hammering of my soft tight anus was so vigorous, he soon
found his two amigos joining his batter blaster deep in my poop chute. After
having my front bum slammed, he then proceeded to plow my vintage golf bag.
With my purple cabbage now much like a blind cobbler's thumb, he thought it was
time to start ramming my fudge factory. Is now the time to tell him I really
need to cop a butt nugget, I wondered? By now, my oyster ditch was seeping like
a jizz waterfall. Inserting an egg timer into my cod cave got me spraying spaff
faster than a greased weasel shit. With his one-eyed monster fucking deep into
my herring hole, the sensation of his clunger smashing my cervix made me quake
like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. Some girls are happy just to buff the muff
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my cod cave
and a number of chillies up my ring piece. The thrusting makes me eject my
fallopian fish stock all over his chorizo howitzer. I awoke the next morning
with my gammon alley still frothing. I thought it was over but his batter
blaster had other ideas. If I don't finger blast to get my shrimp sap weeping
from my shame portal, his cumtree is going to leave my spam castanets
resembling a horse's collar. When he removed his throbbing quim dagger from my
ring piece, he was pleasantly surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him.
He knew I couldn't wait to consume the sewer trout off his turgid terror
truncheon. He pinched off a giant colon cobra on my droopies just so he could
gobble it up like a pig at a trough. Hours of slamming like this would leave
any girl's beef curtains looking like a manatee in yoga pants, and I was no
different! The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from
his giggle stick soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. Leaving my
panties sunny side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his blind
butler probed deeper into my chocolate starfish. My mouth was so full of
cumtree and love piss, the cock snot was dripping down my chin and onto my
chesticles. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and cock snot in my Oxo
orifice created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of.
The
mixture of butt nugget and magician's wax in my soft tight anus created the
delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. With his wensleydale wand slamming
deep into my wizards sleeve, the sensation of his bugger king smashing my
cervix made me quiver like a tasered slab of chopped liver. It was bliss having
his ramrod stuffed inside me again; stuffing my cock holster with a 15"
spiked vibrator just didn't get my south mouth flowing like it used to. My
throat was so full of giggle stick and cock snot, the gentleman's relish was
slobbering down my chin and onto my chest puppies. Within no time, I could feel
the shitty man fat leaching from my ring piece and all over my velcro triangle.
The feeling of his penis pudding dribbling down my throat got my minge monsoon
flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The unrelenting orgasms from his bugger
king slamming my sperm socket made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. Leaving my panties sunny side up on
the floor was the least of my worries as his piss pipe probed deeper into my
poo pipe. Hours of raiding like this would leave any girl's meaty hangers
looking like a gutted trout, and I was no different! The seemingly never-ending
streams of penis pudding emanating from his purple beaver buster soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. My mound of love pudding was trembling like
Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. I can't wait to gobble the ectoplasm from his
balony pony. The hammering of my vintage golf bag was so vigorous, he soon
found his salty protein grapes joining his muffbuster deep in my cocoa channel.
When he removed his tenderloin truncheon from my brown eye, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait
to lap the Mr. Hanky off his batter blaster. Inserting my fist into my furry
cup got me pouring fallopian fish stock faster than greased shit off a shiny
shovel. I awoke the next morning with my sperm socket still slobbering. I
thought it was over but his love muscle had other ideas. If I don't audition
the finger puppets to get my vertical moisture weeping from my municipal
cockwash, his huge penis is going to leave my fishy flaps resembling badly
battered road kill. By now, my shame portal was draining like a slug in a salt
mine. He arced a giant corn-eyed butt snake on my top bollocks just so he could
devour it up like a hungry hungry hippo. With my panty hamster now much like a
twisted slipper, he thought it was time to start ramming my marmite motorway.
Is now the time to tell him I really need to roll a stink pickle, I wondered?
The thrusting makes me flood my minge mucus all over his slut slayer. After
having my chamber of squelch plowed, he then proceeded to thrust my soft tight
anus. Some girls are happy just to fish for pearls when they're alone, but I
can't get off without having a 9-iron in my gaping clam cavern and a 10 inch purple
battery-operated monster up my fudge factory. Now, I've been shot over more
times than Sarajevo, but the sight of his veiny quim prod made my sex wee drip
like Augustus Gloop's mouth at the sight of Willy Wonka's chocolate river. He
munched on my hairy goblet, even though I'd been on the rag for the best part
of a week.
Within
no time, I could feel the shitty penis pudding sliming from my other vagina and
all over my flappy meal. Some girls are happy just to study english cliterature
when they're alone, but I can't get off without having an egg timer in my
chlamydia canal and a lightbulb up my poo pipe. With his timed slimer thrusting
deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of his greasy slimelight smashing my
cervix made me quake like jelly. By now, my hot pocket was trickling like
someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. After having my salmon slit
thrusted, he then proceeded to fuck my soft tight anus. I can't wait to devour
the cock snot from his bald avenger. Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler,
but the sight of his love muscle made my minge monsoon drain like a rabid dog.
It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe shoved inside me again; stuffing my
front bum with my fist just didn't get my front bum surging like it used to. My
mouth was so full of stilton sword and magician's wax, the magician's wax was
flowing down my chin and onto my mosquito bites. My furry cup was trembling
like an epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. There was penis pudding oozing from
his all-beef thermometer and I was wetter than a spastic's chin. We were ready
for more. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and man fat in my puckered brown
eye created the delicious rectal stew that he was so fond of. Inserting a
9-iron into my cod cave got me flowing vertical moisture faster than greased
shit off a shiny shovel. If I don't play the clitar to get my sex wee leaching
from my Quimcy, M.E., his ample cock is going to leave my open-faced ham
sandwich resembling a gutted trout. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis
pudding emanating from his spunk-filled spam rocket soon had me coated like a
plasterer's radio. He pitched a giant stink pickle on my tatas just so he could
gobble it up like a pig at a trough. The feeling of his man fat frothing down
my throat got my vertical moisture flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit.
The plowing of my puckered brown eye was so vigorous, he soon found his clock
weights joining his ramrod deep in my ring piece. Leaving my panties sunny side
up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cheese-crusted cock shoved
deeper into my Oxo orifice. I awoke the next morning with my clam-flavoured
pothole still haemorrhaging. I thought it was over but his cunt plunger had
other ideas. He munched on my furburger, even though I'd been walking the red
carpet for the best part of a week. With my fishy flaps now much like a hippo's
yawn, he thought it was time to start sliding my fart valve. Is now the time to
tell him I really need to cut a butt nugget, I wondered? The unrelenting
orgasms from his love lollipop fucking my whispering eye made me come so hard,
I began sweating like a paedo during a prison riot. Hours of fucking like this
would leave any girl's clap flaps looking like a stuntman's knee, and I was no
different! The fucking makes me spout my fallopian fish stock all over his
veiny quim prod.
The
pounding makes me spout my fallopian fish stock all over his chorizo howitzer.
When he removed his one-eyed milkman from my brown eye, he was pleasantly
surprised to see a Mr. Hanky staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to
devour the hardened fudge nugget off his skin flute. He rolled a giant Mr.
Hanky on my sweater puppies just so he could chow down on it up like a hungry
hungry hippo. Inserting my fist into my penis pothole got me spouting shrimp
sap faster than a greased weasel shit. The unrelenting orgasms from his batter
blaster hammering my furry cup made me come so hard, I began sweating like a
gypsy with a mortgage. The feeling of his man fat weeping down my throat got my
clunge gunge flowing quicker than snot off a whip. Leaving my panties sunny
side up on the floor was the least of my worries as his cunt stretcher slid
deeper into my brown mile. Now, I've seen more foreskins than a rabbi during a
baby boom, but the sight of his muffbuster made my clunge gunge froth like
Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home. My throat was so full of clunger and cock
snot, the cock custard was trickling down my chin and onto my rack. With his
devil's bagpipe pounding deep into my depravity cavity, the sensation of his
clunger smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered
vibrator. Hours of pounding like this would leave any girl's roast beef platter
looking like John Wayne's saddlebags, and I was no different! I can't wait to
devour the penis pudding from his cunt plunger. The seemingly never-ending
streams of creamy load emanating from his washington monument soon had me
coated like a plasterer's radio. There was creamy load dripping from his
gristle missile and I was wetter than an English summer. We were ready for
more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock custard trickling from my
rusty sherif's badge and all over my beef curtains. I awoke the next morning
with my tuna canal still flowing. I thought it was over but his giggle stick
had other ideas. It was bliss having his bugger king shoved inside me again;
stuffing my gashtray with my fist just didn't get my smush mitten squirting
like it used to. The raiding of my turd cutter was so vigorous, he soon found
his jingle-jangle jewellery joining his greasy slimelight deep in my soft tight
anus. He munched on my piss flaps, even though I'd been walking the red carpet
for the best part of a week. By now, my slime hole was weeping like a hungry
pig at a trough. After having my clearing in the woods pounded, he then
proceeded to hammer my vintage golf bag. If I don't play the clitar to get my
tuna tunnel tears weeping from my clam-flavoured pothole, his cunt plunger is
going to leave my panty hamster resembling a hippo's yawn. With my beef
curtains now much like a bucket of smashed crabs, he thought it was time to
start probing my turd cutter. Is now the time to tell him I really need to
launch a stink pickle, I wondered? My chlamydia canal was trembling like an
epileptic at a Pink Floyd concert. Some girls are happy just to get a stinky
pinky when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a 9-iron in my
gaping clam cavern and a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster up my brown
mile.