The Duke's Tattoo: A Regency Romance of Love and Revenge, Though Not in That Order
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Authors: Miranda Davis
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A Regency Romance of Love and Revenge,
Though Not in That Order
Book One in the Horsemen of the Apocalypse Series
By
Miranda Davis
This is a work of fiction. The names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author’s fevered imagination or are used fictitiously and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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Copyright ©2012 M. D. Hansen
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Revised Kindle Edition July 2012
In which our mortified hero has no one but himself to blame. Yet.
In which our heroine learns revenge is a dish best served cold. And to the right party.
In which our hero has repeated cause to curse the perpetrators of his tattoo.
In which our heroine cannot let sleeping dogs lie.
In which our heroine begins the New Year with tea and apathy.
In which our hero anticipates laughing last and best.
In which our heroine suffers envy, then an apoplexy, on Piccadilly Street.
In which three out of ‘Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse’ meet at White’s.
In which Sir Oswald sells our heroine out of house and home and apothecary shop.
In which our hero sallies forth while our heroine beats a hasty retreat.
In which adversaries skirmish over scones and clotted cream.
In which our hero seeks a cure for his vexation from its source.
In which our heroine is not the only one on needles and pins.
In which our hero confronts his abuser.
In which our hero and heroine have second thoughts.
In which our hero cannot leave well enough, or Miss Haversham, alone.
In which Lady Jane Babcock lays claim to the Mayfair Stallion.
In which our hero cannot help himself.
In which our heroine reproaches our hero for his good behavior.
In which our hero and heroine waltz across the Rubicon.
In which there is an unfortunate case of ‘he said, she heard.’
In which our hero seeks Sir Oswald’s blessing but ends up damned angry.
In which wags ponder whether Lady J. will break the Mayfair Stallion to the saddle.
In which a stallion’s goose is cooked.
In which Sir Oswald and wife dash off to confront his incorrigible sister.
In which three Horsemen of the Apocalypse race to battle the Succubus of Bath.
In which our hero succeeds in putting his worst foot forward then into his mouth.
In which the Succubus of Bath perplexes all Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
In which Lord Clun confronts the Succubus of Bath.
In which our hero tries again.
In which our twice-bitten hero is still no shyer.
In which our heroine comes to the rescue.
In which our hero attempts to catch a nymph.
In which just deserts are served.
In which one thing inevitably led to another.
Excerpt from
The Baron’s Betrothal
In which our mortified hero has no one but himself to blame. Yet.
London, August 1815
The Morning After
“B
ollocks, sir!” Smeeth exclaimed. “Beg pardon, Y’ Grace.”
It was not at all like the duke’s valet to stare at a man’s apparatus with such squinty-eyed concentration. This made His Grace all the more uncomfortable, if that were possible.
His head pounded like a cannonade. Odd bits of recollections collided in his skull causing an unpleasant, dizzying rumpus. Waking nightmares, really. Voices. The metallic scent of blood. The incendiary taste of brandy. Flames. Hands. Fiends. Low chants of ‘mizzach-mizzach.’ And pain. Burning, piercing pain over and over again. Probably new pain, though he was unenthusiastic about examining the issue in detail. Pain of any kind was by now his boon companion and at times the only thing reminding him he remained among the living.
Months after Napoleon’s final defeat at Waterloo, the duke still suffered from ill-mending wounds, in particular his shredded left shoulder.
And now this.
Jeremy Michael Augustus Maubrey, former Major Maubrey late of the Household Cavalry, tenth Duke of Ainsworth, Marquis of Bevelstoke along with honorifics he couldn’t easily recall, wanted only to soak all morning in a tepid bath to recuperate from his hellish evening. At least, he believed it was hellish. He had scant luck recalling particulars.
Earlier this morning, a scullery maid found him draped over a wrought iron bench in the garden of his Grosvenor Square residence. Footmen helped him inside. His butler Thatcher eased him out of his linen outer coat downstairs. Once he stood teetering in the vast ducal bedchamber upstairs, Smeeth carefully removed his cutaway coat of superfine and his embroidered waistcoat. All of which hurt like blazes.
Too many bloody coats.
He gingerly shucked his linen shirt. His cravat was long gone. Or perhaps one of his hedges was festooned with it.
It was when he stepped from his breeches and small clothes that Smeeth cried out and grew inordinately contemplative.
“What’ve you been up to, er…Y’ Grace?” Smeeth asked, still staring between the duke’s legs. “Tup a lamprey, did you? You’re bare as a babe and bloody well savaged all…all around yourself!”
Ainsworth followed his man’s gaze downward to discover the source of Smeeth’s wonderment. Now he too stared agog.
Where once his nether thatch grew lush, little remained. He was shorn clean but he was not unmarred. The discomfort he had begun to notice as the fog in his head dissipated, an itchy, pulsating, ache-y sort of annoyance down there, was directly related to an angry, blood-stippled swathe of his most intimate skin. It appeared, even upside down from Ainsworth’s point of view, to be an intricate design, the lines of which were filled and shaded in a riot of colors. Dark bruising, however, obscured its exact nature.
He dabbed at himself with the damp linen cloth Smeeth thoughtfully provided at arm’s length. The decoration did not fade or smear. After a stinging application of soap and slightly more vigorous rubbing, it persisted. His Grace swore fluently in profanity picked up during the war, mostly Portuguese with a smattering French and scrubbed the area. Alas, to no avail.
On the deeply mottled skin of his taut lower abdomen, a tattoo bracketed the duke’s
membrum virile
as if to glorify his generative organ. Its mocking intention was abundantly clear.
“What were you
thinking!
” Smeeth blurted out with a snort, behaving more like the former Major Maubrey’s ribald batman than a duke’s decorous valet. Not that the duke noticed.
“I don’t remember thinking much at all last night, Smeeth.”
“Clearly, but if I may say, you were never one to get yourself pissed as a newt. Didn’t ever drink yourself legless. Squiffy on occasion,” Smeeth mused, “a bit concerned, certainly. But never…”
“Just so,” the duke interrupted. “I admit I’m mystified.”
It took a full day for Ainsworth to feel somewhat restored to himself. Actually, he hadn’t felt much like himself since his metamorphosis into the ‘colorful’ Duke of Ainsworth, et cetera. Almost daily he had cause to regret leaving behind his carefree, caterpillar’s life as second son and devil-take-the-hindmost cavalry officer. He sincerely missed the simplicity of his courtesy title, Lord Jeremy Maubrey. It had a nice, plumy ring to it without any burden of dynastic obligations.
And now this! Of all the unwelcome vexations of his new life, this tattoo was by far the worst. His aggravation was understandable. Aside from Julius Caesar’s description of blue-faced Picts in ancient Scotland and records of a few medieval Saxon kings, English noblemen were not on the whole enthusiastic about indelible body art at the moment Ainsworth discovered his.
After two days of recuperation, the duke returned to White’s for a quiet afternoon of reflection. There, he hoped to piece together the origin of his tattoo.
Much of the
ton
had left London since the Season was all but over. By mid-August, most of the club’s members were off to their country estates eager to decimate local grouse populations. So the duke anticipated fewer fellows hanging about to distract him or, worse yet, slap him on the back in bonhomie. He simply wanted to read a paper, relax and try to recall what happened the night he had a few brandies at the club and sometime later found himself in whichever circle of Hell transgressors were taken to be tattooed for transgressions.
For which transgression, he couldn’t say.
Being brutally honest with himself, Ainsworth acknowledged he was an enthusiastic transgressor. He was guilty of three of seven deadly sins: wrath, laziness and lust. Especially lust. As for the Ten Commandments, God frequently caught him on the wrong side of at least half. He took the Lord’s name in vain, fought — and killed — on Sundays, worshipped pert, bare breasts as if they were divine beings and fornicated whenever the opportunity presented itself, be she widowed or married. He would, however, never steal, bear false witness or debauch virgins (which strictly speaking wasn’t a commandment but ought to have been). So he had at least a few scruples. This redeeming modicum of punctiliousness did not, however, lessen his sins in the eyes of man, Church or God. In other words, the duke wasn’t indignant over his punishment because he was innocent but rather because he had no idea for which specific offense he was being punished or by whom. Or why it had to be a damned tattoo.
To deface a man in such a way required a demented, vicious, vindictive nature and a serious grudge. As far as he knew, he had no enemies in England. Nor had he been back long enough to make any new ones, or so he thought. But make no mistake, whoever did this to him was his enemy and he would show no mercy when the time came to settle the score.
Ainsworth made his way downstairs to the sunlit foyer. The black and white marble floor no longer swam kaleidoscopically for which he was grateful. Thatcher, his soldier-straight butler, quietly materialized behind him and cleared his throat.