The ETA From You to Me (6 page)

“Clayton?!” Grant struggled to comprehend the situation, staring up the length of Clayton’s sinfully long body (mother of god) and finding himself the subject of a bemused stare.

“Your dad let me in, which, by the way, you’re going to be late for work because I sat outside for fifteen minutes trying to get you to answer your phone. Also, I didn‘t take you for a natural blond.”

He was confused, until Grant realized that Clayton was staring at his stomach and the happy trail leading from his belly button and down into his boxers.

“Oh my god.” Grant then took that exact moment to realize that he was literally lying at Clayton’s feet with a half-woodie, and glanced down.

Yeah, it was actually pretty hard not to notice.

Which meant Clayton could probably see-- “… OH MY GOD.” Grant flopped around like a dying fish to try and get off of the bed, half-rolling, half-falling until he was on the ground completely. He grabbed his sheets, wrapping them around his hips and breathing out another mortified, “
oh my god
,” before hightailing it out of his room lest he die of complete and utter humiliation.

He could hear Clayton’s laughter even after he shut the bathroom door.

By the time Grant was out of the bathroom, Clayton was no longer upstairs. He hurried to get dressed, grabbing his laptop bag that served as more of a Marry Poppins satchel of things-to-keep-him-entertained, and jogging down the stairs. Clayton wasn’t in the living room, probably in his truck, and Grant rushed for the door.

“Grant!” his dad called from the kitchen. Grant looked up just in time to shriek and barely catch the flying projectile of a tupperware container, shooting his smirking father a dirty look and wave before he ducked out of the house.

He resisted the urge to yell back at his father that the man could seriously hurt someone like that. Grant knew of at least three cases consisting of death-via-tupperware that had all ended miserably. The internet had told him so.

Clayton was hanging up the CB radio mic when Grant climbed into the truck, face instantly burning hot when he remembered that Clayton had totally seen him popping a halfie when he’d woken up.

Buckling in, he looked over to see Clayton watching him with a raised eyebrow. They were nice eyebrows, even if they had these little tufts on each end that went in the opposite direction--like they’d been forced in that position after years of scowling like an irritated gorilla at anyone who bothered to exist.

Grant sunk down into his seat and, turning even redder, muttered, “Shut up and drive, Kato,” under his breath. Clayton snorted, pulling the truck out of park and doing exactly that.

The first few hours of work were relatively uneventful once Grant had clocked in and started dispatching runs. His morning crawled by at an agonizing pace, making Grant somewhat twitchy by the time noon rolled around.

Clayton had come into the garage only once that morning, spending a few minutes tinkering around in the engine of Grant's jeep before he was sent out again. Before he’d left, Clayton had slipped into the office to let Grant know that his jeep was going to be out of commission for a good few days if he wanted it fixed for free. Either way, Grant was completely cool with it.

Out of everything that had happened so far that day, the newest development was a text from Clayton around the middle of the afternoon.

Grabbing food. Want anything?

Thank baby Jesus, the man knew how to use the English language. It was something that made Grant want to climb onto the roof and sing his praises. In actuality, if he climbed onto the roof to do anything, the chances were high that one of the other businesses in their lot would think that Grant had finally cracked and was going to throw his body off of the one-story in a mad attempt at ending his life. Grant wouldn’t be surprised if they would have assumed that he legitimately thought the hypothetical jumping would kill him and not just break every bone in his body.

Grant brushed off that train of thought and gleefully responded with,
yeah. Get me some curly fries. I’ll pay you back.

They got slammed not long after Grant had gotten a text back of,
‘ok,’
from Clayton, which had Grant frantically trying to get calls sent out on time. When it finally died down, Clayton showed up with a bag of significantly cooled food, sheepishly handing Grant's fries over.

Grant bit down the urge to comment that Clayton looked like a puppy that had gotten caught peeing on the carpet, and took his fries. “Dude, we’ve got a microwave,“ grinning, he held a hand out for Clayton to give over his own food, “I’ll heat your stuff up, too.”

“Thanks,” Clayton grunted, nodding and taking a seat while Grant fiddled with the microwave. While the food was heating up, Grant tugged his wallet out of his pocket, grabbing $5 and handing it to Clayton. When Clayton didn't take the money right away, Grant started waving it in his face, moving closer and closer until Clayton rolled his eyes and snatched it away. Satisfied, Grant returned to the microwave to watch the food cook. Someone once told him that a person could get cancer from watching food in a microwave, but he was pretty sure if that were true, his eyes would have rotted out years ago--but not after he would have gone blind from compulsive teenage masturbation.

Once the food was done, he took a seat with his reheated fries and handed Clayton’s lunch over. Clayton shoved the phone over on the desk, making himself a corner-table opposite to Grant and digging in with the appetite of a man starved.

Grant didn’t waste a second shoving fries into his mouth with one hand, using the other to fill out paperwork. Clayton ate in silence, not even commenting when Grant muttered to himself under his breath and moved to click around on the computer to pull up the times he’d forgotten to write down.

Grant didn’t mind the quiet, for once. Normally any lack of sound would make him feel uncomfortable; with the television on mute (captions on) and the phones completely dead, Clayton’s presence was, surprisingly, more of a calming balm than anything. It was like Clayton was an all-natural brand of metaphorical THC.

Except when he was actually looking at Grant, or thinking in Grant's general direction. When that happened, Grant had an insatiable urge to climb Clayton like a tree--or to climb an actual tree and stay far, far out of sight.

The two conflicting desires were at a constant battle, which made Grant feel like his brain and libido were having their own version of a scrimmage battle.

When he finished eating, Clayton tossed his trash and sat back down, lighting a cigarette. Technically, it broke the rules, but the owner was a smoker and they had ash trays set up for some of the dispatchers and drivers. Grant--himself--didn’t smoke, but he’d gotten used to suffocation-via-cancerous fumes, and was completely unbothered by it.

Having thrown away his own trash and catching up on his paperwork, Grant pulled out his DS to pass the time.

“Just give me my godamn money,” he hissed after a few minutes, tapping angrily at the screen to try and skip past the ridiculous amount of pointless, garbled chatter that the character on the game insisted on having. He peeked up, seeing Clayton watching the muted television absently, and then went back to his game.

When his game got decidedly harder, Grant cursed loudly and then jerked his head up upon remembering that there was someone actually in the office with him. He locked eyes with Clayton, face going from room temperature to burning hot in the second of a heartbeat.

Suffocated by his own mortification, Grant ducked his head back down with a shrug and murmur of, “Sorry, I talk to games.”

“You talk to everything.” Clayton pointed out quietly, flicking ash from his cigarette into the tray near his elbow.

Grant paused, pursing his lips and nodding. “… truth.” He had to give Clayton mental props for the lack of mocking in his tone, secretly pleased that he-who-had-to-be-forced-to-talk hadn’t even bothered to tease Grant when given the perfect opportunity.

Clayton snorted, leaning back in his chair and turning to watch the television, “dork.”

Dicking around on his game, Grant glanced up at Clayton after a prolonged moment. “… do you ever talk to yourself? ‘Cause I gotta day, dude, I don’t even know how you can’t. I don’t know how anyone can stand silence. Silences is suffocating.”

Giving Grant a quirked eyebrow, Clayton took a drag from his cigarette and exhaled the smoke slowly, making it billow in thick, gray clouds that drifted upwards. Grant decided that smoking should be outlawed for the fact that it was cancerous and illegally attractive on men like Clayton. It made Grant want to pick up the habit just to see if they could make him look as debonair. If that worked out, he might actually succeed in seducing Clayton with his wit and exuberant charm.

Probably not.

Clayton tapped some of his ash out, leaning back again and shrugging. “I’m used to it.”

“Aw, that’s… so sad.” Grant replied faintly, giving Clayton a big, fake pout.

Rolling his eyes, Clayton twisted his chair around so that his back was facing Grant and muttered, “smartass,” under his breath.

“I heard that!” Grant felt it pertinent to mention that pride was instantly wounded like an arrow to the knee. He would have, if he didn’t already know that the obscure Skyrim reference would go completely over Clayton‘s head. Clayton glanced at Grant over his shoulder, offering him a smirk to end all smirks.

“I know.”

“Rude.”

“You like it.“

“Oh my god,“ Grant groaned, because Clayton calling him out on things like that was utterly horrifying. It could only mean that he was completely aware that he was dragging Grant around by the dick, and enjoyed it immensely.

Clayton’s laugh was a sharp, sudden bark that eased all of Grant's fears--he wasn’t being a tool, he was just attempting to lightheartedly tease and failing miserably in every aspect except that he made Grant want to lock himself in the bathroom for the rest of eternity.

The phone rang not long after, which was really the prelude to more runs coming in, and Grant spent a good few minutes dispatching Billy and Mike for some in-city tows and sending Elliot on a jumpstart.

He filled out the paperwork, glancing up at the computer when it honked at him for another tow call. Grant had to resist the urge to smother a coil of disappointment, because he was totally enjoying forcing Clayton to endure his presence in hopes that he would start to find Grant's company pleasurable through sheer exposure.

“Got one for you,” Grant said to Clayton, grabbing the dispatch paper meant for drivers and starting to scribble down everything Clayton needed. Clayton stood, stubbing out his cigarette and walking around until he was standing behind Grant to look at the computer screen.

He bent down, chest pressing against Grant's back and shoulder and squinting his eyes. Grant's heart was thundering like mad, hiccupping and pounding in his chest when he caught a whiff of cologne that made him want to do unspeakable things that would probably cost him his job if the owner ever reviewed the security tapes.

“Where is it at?”

“Uh,” Grant said intelligently, lifting his pen and tapping the screen as he read the address out loud. Clayton bent in further, eyes narrowing while he followed the movement of Grant's pen. Grant took it as incentive to also show Clayton where everything else was, the customer’s information, the car’s year, color, make and model, and the comment box that had details on the type of call.

The words left him in a rush, awkwardly explaining everything in excessive detail because he possibly, maybe, wanted an excuse to keep Clayton close like teenagers and their vampire romance stories.

Clayton didn’t move right away, skimming his eyes over the screen before he reached a hand up and settled it on the back of Grant's neck. Grant's body felt like a livewire, barely able to stop himself from sucking in a sharp breath when Clayton‘s fingers squeezed his neck gently before he stood. If Grant were a cat, or a lesser man, he would have happily gone limp in Clayton’s hands, leaving the man free to do whatever he wished with Grant.

“Okay, do you have the paper?”

Brain melted into a pile of goo, Grant absently tore the info sheet from the pad and handed it to Clayton. “Here,” he choked, clearing his throat. Clayton took it, other hand landing on Grant's head and ruffling it with a tiny smirk. Grant squawked in protest, shoving at Clayton’s hand and getting an amused snort in return as Clayton slipped out of the office.

Grant sat there for a few seconds, and then slowly brought his hand down between his legs to readjust himself--because he’d apparently somehow gotten a bit of a chubby from just that single touch. Honestly, it was like he was back in high school and had nearly busted a nut just from brushing arms with every hot guy in his class.

“H'oh man,“ Grant breathed, so discombobulated that he nearly jerked out of his seat when the phone rang. He groaned, burying his face in his hands.

“I’m so screwed, and I’m not even getting laid.”

Of course, after that, the rest of the evening was disappointing in the area of Grant attempting to woo Clayton with his incompetence. They got hit with runs that kept everyone busy for the last few hours until Grant was locking up at eight without ever having seen Clayton since lunch. Jessica was outside, waving from her car as he made his way over.