The Extraordinary Adventures of Alfred Kropp (35 page)

She smiled. “He is no longer with The Company.”

“The Company,” I said. “What is The Company? What is OIPEP and why does it care so much about the Sword?”

“It cares because its purpose is to care.”

I stared at her for a second, and then I said, because I had learned some things along the way, “That was my fault. I asked two questions, which allowed you to choose which one to answer.”

She laughed one of those gentle trills you associate with very cultivated people or people from England.

“Our organization dedicates itself to the research and preservation of the world's great mysteries,” she said.

“Really? And all this time I thought you were some kind of supersecret spy outfit dedicated to killing people you don't like.”

“We are not spies, Alfred. Not in the sense you mean. We are clandestine in that few know of our existence; and we do have certain . . . technologies that have yet to be officially acknowledged, but we are more likely to wear pocket protectors and carry laptops than body armor and guns. OIPEP has more scientists, historians, and theoreticians than field operatives like Mike Arnold. The head of my department is a doctor of thaumatology. And I hold a doctorate in eschatology.”

“What's that?” I asked. She was being very Bennacian: The more she explained, the more confused I got.

“Eschatology is the study of final things. Death. The afterlife. The end of the world.”

“Oh. Gotcha.”

“And thaumatology is the study of miracles. So you see, it was only natural that Samson should involve us once the Sword was lost.”

She motioned to the large man with the dog face and the big flappy hands, and he brought her the long object wrapped in satin. She laid it on my lap.

“What's this?” I asked. But I figured it out before she could answer. I pulled on a corner of the cloth and the black blade tumbled out.

“Bennacio's sword,” she said. “We recovered it at Stonehenge and thought you might like to have it.”

I stared at the sword. “Thank you,” I whispered.

Abigail said, “There is one other thing before I go, Alfred. I must say The Company is quite impressed.”

“Impressed by what?” I asked.

“With you,” she said. “It is nothing less than extraordinary.”

“What is?”

“That you not only survived your ordeal, but accomplished what we, with all the resources at our disposal, could not.”

“Well,” I said. “The whole thing was basically my fault, so I kind of thought it was the right thing to do.”

“Don't be so hard on yourself. You're very young. You have no idea how rare that is.”

“Youth?”

“Doing the right thing. Not only doing the right thing, but understanding what the right thing is.”

“Oh,” I said. “You bet.” Though I wasn't completely sure what she was getting at or why we were having a philosophical conversation.

“We will be keeping an eye on you, Alfred Kropp,” she said.

“You will?” That didn't sound good.

“We are very interested in your . . . development.”

A shiver went down my spine. “Look, Abby . . . Abigail . . . ma'am . . . I don't have any intention of getting involved in anything like the Sword again, so if you're worried—”

She raised her hand to shut me up. “We're not worried at all. In fact, I wanted to give you this, in the event you decide you want to know more about The Company. We are always looking for fresh talent—for the extraordinary, if you will.”

She dropped a business card in my lap, shot up from the chair, nodded to hound-dog man by the door, and left me alone. I picked up the card and read it:

OFFICE OF INTERDIMENSIONAL PARADOXES
&
EXTRAORDINARY PHENOMENA

(OIPEP)

Abigail Smith, MD, PhD, JD, MBA
Special Agent-in-Charge
Field Operations Division

Washington • London • Paris • Tokyo
Brussels • Rome • Moscow • Sydney

54

My foster parents, the Tuttles, arrived in London the next day to take me back to America. I had no idea they were coming. They just showed up in the doorway and Horace Tuttle shouted, “Alfred Kropp, you big-headed pain in the rump! What in heaven's name are you doing in London, England?”

“If you ever run away like that again, we'll have to let you go, Alfred,” Betty Tuttle told me tearfully.

“Might do that anyway,” Horace puffed. “You have a lot of explaining to do, young man!”

“Actually,” I told them, “I saved the world from total annihilation.”

“Of course you did!” Horace shouted. “And I'm Tarzan, Lord of the Apes!”

“Now, Horace,” Betty said. “You know what the social worker told us: Alfred is a
troubled youth
.”

“We all have troubles,” Horace grumbled.

“I'm sure Alfred has every intention of getting back into school and living up to his potential as a solid citizen and contributing member of his community,” Betty said. She patted my arm. “Don't you, dear?”

“That's right,” I said. “You bet.”

“Well, I didn't fly all the way across the Atlantic to this God-forsaken foreign English country to chitchat,” Horace said. “Where're your things, Alfred? We're leaving.”

“I don't have anything,” I said. “Except this.”

I showed them Bennacio's black sword. Horace tried to grab the sword and I told him not to touch it; the blade was very sharp. I also didn't want him touching it because the thought of Horace Tuttle touching the blade of the Last Knight of the Order of the Sacred Sword made my stomach heave.

“We'll never get this through Customs,” he said.

“Then I'm not going,” I told them. “I won't leave without it.”

And I didn't either. I stuck the sword in Horace's bag and, when the screeners went nuts over it, I showed the supervisor Abigail Smith's card. A call was made and in five minutes we were cleared through Customs.

55

So that's how I ended up back in Knoxville, Tennessee, after saving the world and everybody in it, including the Tuttles.

After a week, I was back in school, but my picture had been flashed around the globe after the Stonehenge incident and now I was something of a celebrity. I don't know what calls were made or who said what to whom, but I was back in school like nothing had happened. There was a rumor that I was an international terrorist because that's what they called me on television, but I guess some people just can't grasp nuances.

Amy Pouchard pulled me aside after math class on my first day back. She was working a piece of gum really hard, which reminded me of Mike Arnold, and suddenly I didn't like Amy Pouchard as much as I thought I did.

“You disappeared, blew up something, and now you're back,” she said.

“I didn't blow up anything,” I told her. “I did kill somebody, though.”

Her eyes got wide. “Get out!”

“But he kind of had it coming.”

“Was he a terrorist or something?”

“No, but you might call him an agent of darkness.”

“Whoa. That's too cool!” She touched my forearm with her hand. Her hand was very cold, and I wondered if she had a circulation problem. “You shot him?”

“I beheaded him.”

Her mouth opened a little and I could see the knobby bright green of her gum between her tongue and her teeth.

“Kropp! You! Kropp!”

It was Barry Lancaster, pushing people out of the way in the crowded hall to get to me.

“Are you still his girlfriend?” I asked Amy Pouchard.

“Sort of. Not really. I mean, he's never beheaded anybody or anything like that. Do you want my cell phone number?”

Barry had reached me by that point. He shoved me hard in the right shoulder and said, “What are you doing here, Kropp? Aren't you supposed to be in jail or something?”

“Actually,” I said, “I'm supposed to be in social studies.”

“But instead you're talking to my girlfriend. Pretty stupid, Kropp.”

“She's not your girlfriend, Barry.”

“Like you would know.”

He shoved me again.

“Don't shove me, Barry.”

“Yeah? Who's gonna stop me, Kropp?”

He shoved me again.

“Barry,” Amy Pouchard said. “Cut it out.”

A crowd had gathered by that point. The bell rang but nobody paid attention.

“Maybe this is the point I should tell you that the last guy who shoved me around like this got his head chopped off,” I told Barry.

“You're so full of it,” he snarled, and then he launched himself at me.

He really didn't have a chance. I sidestepped to the right and landed a haymaker to the side of his blond head as he flew past. Barry went down and he stayed down, and I guess if I had been Barry, I might have kicked him in the ribs. But I wasn't Barry Lancaster. I was Alfred Kropp, not exactly a knight bound by the code of chivalry, but I was the descendant of the greatest knight who had ever lived. Plus I guess dying gives you some perspective on what's worth fighting about.