The F-Word (37 page)

1976
R. Price
Bloodbrothers
59: At seven the sound of cartoons and the shifting silver reflection of the TV screen had Stony sitting up in bed dazed blind and fuckfaced.
1978
Penthouse
(Apr.) 130: Gradually people file down for breakfast. Totally bleary-eyed and fuck-faced.
2004
H. Walsh
Brass
i. 4: She props herself up, fuck-faced and shining with the stench of her latest trick and stares into me.

3
. Drunk; “shit-faced.”

1993
T. Hawkins
Pepper
iv. 85: Go screw yourself. Waste your own life watching videos, I’m going out to get fuck-faced.
2004
P. J. O’Rourke in
National Lampoon’s Big Book of Love
54/1: They won’t let me drive drunk…
They must think I’m crazy. That stuff scares me. I have to get completely fuck-faced to even think about driving fast.

fuckfest
noun

an occasion, period, or portrayal of unrestrained or orgiastic sexual activity.

1932
H. Miller
Letter
(July 30) in G. Stuhlmann
Literate Passion
(1989) 82: When you return I am going to give you one literary fuckfest—that means fucking and talking and talking and fucking—and a bottle of Anjou in between—or a Vermouth Cassis.
1967
J. W. Corrington
Upper Hand
II. vii. 292: I know what money is. I know who pays five bucks to see a fuck-fest.
1976
J. Lee
Ninth Man
183: They had simply engineered themselves a good old-fashioned fuckfest.
1992
Rudner & Bergman
Peter’s Friends
(film): I hardly think my three-year-old marriage is the same as your two-week-old fuckfest.
1996
Village Voice
(N.Y.C.) (Apr. 30): Mom was speaking of childhood slumber parties, not all-night saffron-scented fuckfests.
1997
SF Weekly
(Apr. 2): The black-and-white existential fuckfest
Sex Garage
(1972), which brilliantly evokes both Kenneth Anger’s bike fetish and the car-sex crazies of
Crash
in a sequence where a bored biker graphically attacks the exhaust pipe of his Harley.
1998
Playboy
(Apr.) 66: In the Seventies, life was a real fuckfest for me. I worked at a bar…and women in their early 20s used to wait around to see who I would go home with.
2005
FHM
(Jan.) 131/3: There’s barely any skin-flicks for chicks: books are more our bag—and a well-penned fuck-fest gets us
seriously
hot.

fuckfriend
noun

=
FUCK-BUDDY
.

1994
P. Manso
Brando
: He went out of his way to apologize to Valerie Fudd, too, for having described her as one of his “fuck friends.”
1998
C. Preston
Jackie by Josie
147: Was Terry Grif’s girlfriend? The word seems too innocent for the activities of those two. Leslie called her his fuckfriend.
2005
Toronto Star
(Jan. 8) L3/2: Booty call, CSBF (casual sex between friends), (f--- friends)… There has always been a euphemism for friends crossing the line into the grey area of sex. For some teens, what they call “friends with benefits” is replacing monogamous relationships.
2007
J. H. Kessler
Hell’s Belles
137: This was Daun. My bed buddy, my fuck friend.

fuckhead
noun

a stupid or contemptible person.

1945
in
Verbatim
(Autumn, 1989) 6:
Fxxxhead
…A cheese head, an easily confused or misled individual.
1946
L. Bergman
I Cannot See Their Faces & Keep Silent
35: He swore at me,/“Get over there, you dumb bastard,/Keep in step, you fuckhead,/Hold that rifle up, you turd.”
1962
in B. Rosset
Evergreen Reader
467: Manager merchant banker professional professional [
sic
] fuckhead.
1964
in L. Bruce
Essential Lenny
97: I mean, it’s the fault of the motion pictures, that have made the Southerner “a shit kickuh, a dumb fuckhead.”
1965
S. Linakis
In Spring the War Ended
348 [refers to WWII]: Go ahead fuck-head. You’ll do me a favor.
1964–66
R. Stone
Hall of Mirrors
116: You simple-minded fuckhead.
1969
R. Jessup
Sailor
389: You’re nothing but a dumb fuckhead sailor.
1980
W. Kotzwinkle
Jack in the Box
56: How ya doin’, fuckhead.
1987
S. MacLaine
It’s All in Playing
viii. 98: Melissa doesn’t think I’m cute. She thinks I’m a fuck-head.
1990
H. G. Bissinger
Friday Night Lights
x. 200: Playing to him is not what it’s all about.… Fuckheads can just play. He wants to be number one.
1996
Picture
(Sydney, Australia) (Dec. 4) 59: I’d say your brother is indeed a fuckhead.
2002
J. S. Foer
Everything is Illuminated
127: I’m sorry. You’re not a fuckhead. I’m very sorry.
2007
J. Collins
Drop Dead Beautiful
264: Good riddance to a misogynous murderous fuckhead.

fuckheaded
adjective

stupid.

1968
R. Linney
Broofer
(1981) 20: Look, what kind of a fuck-headed situation—.
1971
T. Mayer
Weary Falcon
121: Shut up, you fuckheaded slope.
1975
W. Kennedy
Legs
148: Charlie, give me a hundred, you fuck-headed fuck!
2005
S. Monette
Melusine
125: I knew she hadn’t turned me in…even though I’d been fuckheaded enough to tell her my real name.

fuckhole
noun

1.a
. the vagina as an object of sexual penetration.

ca
1890–93
J. S. Farmer & W. E. Henley
Slang & Its Analogues
III 80:
Fuck-hole
…The female
pudendum
.
1916
H. N. Cary
Slang of Venery
I 97:
Fuck hole
—The vagina.
1934
“J.M. Hall”
Anecdota Americana
(Second series) 14: First you much [
sic
] up me fuck hole and now you wants to fuck up me muck hole.
1959
in E. Cray
Erotic Muse
73: At the fuck-hole of Kathusalem.
1975
Ribald
(Sydney, Australia) (May 29) 15: Her gaping, hot fuck-hole readying itself for the prick.
1976
J. Vasco
Three-Hole Girl
152: Cherry’s fuck hole opened to her probing tongue.
1991
B. E. Ellis
American Psycho
177: I find myself…trying to remember if I switched the tapes in my VCR, and suddenly I’m worried that I might be taping
thirtysomething
over
Pamela’s Tight Fuckhole
.
1994
A. Sheehan
Jack Kerouac is Pregnant
21: He grabbed between her legs and hissed, “Your fuckhole is too loose, whore.”
2004
T. Taormino in
Village Voice
(Dec. 1) 125/1: Men will love “I
My Pussy” (or “I
My Fuckhole”) tank tops.

b
. Especially in homosexual use: the anus or mouth as an object of sexual penetration.

1971
B. Cochran
Crotch Bait
35: Then he felt the big broad head of his cock slipping into the tightest little fuck hole he had ever felt.
1981
M. Ward
Randy Pants
89: The tip of my tongue touched his tiny fuck hole, and my mouth was filled with the spicy taste of male ass.
1994
N. Baker
Fermata
xiv. 224: “Fill my fucking fanny!” Sylvie shouted, looking in Marian’s eyes and then down at her toy-filled fuckholes.
1998
in L. Antoniou
Leatherwomen
69: Some pathetic straight guy being forcibly fucked by a gang of studs until he’s nothing but a pair of fuck-holes dribbling cum and spit.
2006
C. Varrin
Female Submission
169: My face was still being used as a fuck-hole while I thought this. Niles’s cock was delicious to taste.

c
. a person regarded as a sexual object.

1990
J. Hynes
Wild Colonial Boy
67: She had raged at him, hitting him again and again, shouting, “I’m not your fuckhole!” until he backed away.
1996
J. W. Bean
Leathersex Q & A
61: I’m sure I’m not alone in my fantasies: Being used as a fuck-hole, urinal, ass-lick, even an ashtray by a lot of men one after another, or even all at once.
1998
Weekly’s Literary Supplement
(Stern Publishing) (May 8) 22: The females in Miller’s
Tropics
weren’t mostly depersonalized fuckholes.
2002
L. Breedlove
Godspeed
230: They are surprised by a girl whom they expected to run, just a fuckhole,
doubled over all soft.
2003
M. Hemmingson
Amateurs
80: They fucked for a while and again they were loud and he called her a slutty fuckhole which she liked, she liked the dirty talk.
a
2006
P. Munson
Fairgrounds
in S. Bright
Best American Erotica 2006
70: You’re Daddy’s slut, his whore, his prostitute, his fuck-hole.

2
. a despicable person; an asshole.

1978
in
North Eastern Reporter
(2nd Series) (1980) (vol. 401) 595: She used profane language to the other children. She would say “God damn you, you bitch, you fuck hole, and you ass hole.”
a
1981
in S. King
Bachman
621: Goddam…fuckhole!
1985
J. Dillinger
Adrenaline
54: Unlock my cuffs, fuckhole.
Ibid.
215: Hey, fuckhole.
1996
Rivera Live
(CNBC) (Jan. 30) (transcript): Steps towards him kind of spits at him and calls him a “fuck hole.”
1999
S. Turow
Personal Injuries
235: When you get down through the layers, Brendan is an absolute fuck-hole of a human being.
2003
“DBC Pierre”
Vernon God Little
70: What a fuckhole, I swear. I should jam a table-leg through his fucken eye.

3
. a disgusting location; “shithole.”

1980
High Performance
(Summer) 26/2: The architecture of Rome is evil. The Colosseum is an evil fuck-hole.
1990
A. W. Gray
In Defense of Judges
234: His body they found six weeks ago in his fuckhole of an apartment.
1995
C. Foster
Sleep on, Beloved
242: I got the best stuff in this fuckhole place.
2000
S. King
On Writing
58: I didn’t want it—the work was hard and boring, the mill itself a dingy fuckhole overhanging the polluted Androscoggin River.
2004
L. Love
You Ain’t Got no Easter Clothes
70: My mother told us she was “tired of living in this fuckhole where niggers acted like savages and the honkies that made them that way didn’t give half a shit.”
2005
J. Castro
Truth Book
154: If you ever want help getting out of that fuck-hole, let me know.