The Fairyland Murders (24 page)

If you liked
The Fairyland Murders
, look for J.A. Kazimer's
F***ed-Up Fairy Tales,
Curses!
and
Froggy Style
.

 

 

CURSES!
I'm no hero. In fact, up until a couple of days ago, I was the villain.
Kidnapped maidens, scared kids, stole magic tchotchkes—until I
got into a little scrape with the union. Now I'm cursed with the
worst fate in New Never City—no matter what I do, I gotta be nice.

 

So when a head-case princess named Asia barges into my apartment
and asks me to find out who whacked her stepsister, Cinderella, I
have no choice but to help her. And I'm more than willing to head
back to her parents' castle and do some investigating if it means I
can get into her black leather cat suit. Except this twisted sister has a
family nutty enough to send the Biggest Baddest Wolf running for
the hills—and a freaky little curse of her own . . .

 

“More than f***ed-up. Demented. Hilarious.”
—Mario Acevedo, author of
Werewolf Smackdown

 

“Forget everything you know about Cinderella. J.A. Kazimer sets
the record straight with humor and a hell of an imagination!”
—Jeanne C. Stein, national bestselling author

 

“A thoroughly fun read.”
—Nicole Peeler, author of the Jane True series

FROGGY STYLE
It ain't easy being green . . .

 

Jean-Michel La Grenouille has a lot going for him. He's a prince.
Handsome. Filthy rich. And definitely charming. But he also spent
his first few years as a fly-catching, pond-dwelling frog. All that
saved him was the kiss of The One, the girl who saw nobility
through his slimy form and fell into True Love. Okay, fine.
Technically, she was a toddler who tried to eat him, but whatever.
The curse broke, and as long as he finds and marries her by his
thirtieth birthday, he's a free man.

 

Trouble is, he's going to be thirty in ten days, and he's getting some
seriously cold-blooded feet. He's pretty sure Princess Sleeping
Beauty is The One. But his best man has some villain issues, his
in-laws-to-be belong in a really
special
castle, and a smoking-hot
lady biker named Lollie Bliss has him rethinking all this happily-
ever-after stuff. Oh, and he may have accidentally put out a hit on
his blushing bride. Oopsie.

Originally from Cleveland, Ohio, J.A. Kazimer escaped at a young age and now lives and writes in Denver, Colorado. Kazimer holds a master's degree in forensic psychology and has worked as a PI, a bartender, and most recently at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics. For current works and more information, visit
www.jakazimer.com
, read The New Never News fairytale blog at
http://thenewnevernews.blogspot.com
, or follow on Twitter@jakazimer and @newnevernews.

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First Electronic Edition: December 2014

ISBN: 978-1-6018-3261-0

 

ISBN-13: 978-1-60183-262-7
ISBN-10: 1-60183-262-1