64
The nights, for Maggie, were not haunted, but merely lonely and filled with questions about Willâall unanswerableâand about the strange behavior of the wildlife and domestic pets. Research yielded little that she didn't know already; no one knew a hell of a lot, but theories, logical and ridiculous, littered the Internet.
By week's end, having seen no more upsets in the wildlife, she concentrated on the problems of cats and dogs, leaving the peculiarities of the avians to Charlie. As far as the four-legged pets went, from what she saw, both canines and felines were equally affected. But she could find no unifying factor to work from.
Thursday afternoon, the lab reports on the water samples gathered by Will had come back. The water was untainted, shooting down what had become the favorite theory. Gabe, Will, and Maggie had given up on the water and were trying to find something else that might be ingested by all affected humans and animals, but so far there was nothing.
By Friday, Maggie was back to favoring theories about glitches in the earth's electromagnetic field, or disruptions from a man-made source. Late in the afternoon, she spoke to experts at the U.S. Geologic Survey and several other organizations, but all they could do was continue to rule out natural anomalies in the Caledonia region. She phoned fellow veterinarians to the south in Candle Bay, Red Cay, San Luis Obispo and to the north in San Simeon and even Santa Cruz. No one else was experiencing anything out of the ordinary. Finally, she tried tackling the closest military bases, asking about sonar disruptions from subs, even though that would only affect sea life. She was hesitant to ask more, probably because of all the conspiracy crap she'd been reading, so she only went as far as asking if equipment in helicopters, theirs or police choppers, might be detected by animals. She found a friendly tech at the base near Avila Beach, a flirtatious young man who told her that perhaps if a chopper were directly overhead and using equipment with certain microwave frequencies, it might upset particularly sensitive animals. He assured her that only a few animals could possibly be bothered, and only while directly in the waves' field, likening the rarity of affected pets to that of people who could hear dog whistles or detect the sound of an electronic alarm system in a department store. When she asked what type of equipment might affect animals, he pleaded ignorance.
Quel surprise
. She let it drop, not wanting to draw any more attention to herself than she had to.
Now, late Friday night, steeped in nutty conspiracy theories about military experiments, she began to put aside hope of ever knowing what was causing the upsets. That was when she saw the first unifying factor, one so obvious that it could have reached out and bit her nose off. “Hot damn,” she said, and picked up the phone to call Will.
He answered on the first ring, and that was a real surprise. “Hey there, it's me. Why are you answering your phone?”
“It just seemed like the thing to do,” Will said. His voice was fairly relaxed but she could hear the exhaustion in it. “I've been meaning to call you. It's been days since we did more than trade information on what's in the local water.”
“I know. It's been busier and busier at the clinic.”
“Mine, too. You're up late. Don't you usually do early office hours on Saturday?”
“Yeah, usually. Charlie's covering tomorrow by himself. I need a little time off.”
“I'm taking off tomorrow, too. You want to have lunch or dinner or something? Take a walk?”
“I'd love it.” His invitation, one extended almost every weekend and some weeknights, now took on new meaning. She felt a little thrill, like a teenager being asked out on a date.
It's not a date!
“Hey, let's do something special,” she heard herself blurt.
“Like what?”
At least he sounds interested.
“Why don't we leave town? Maybe have lunch at Satyrelli's in the Candle Bay Hotel?”
Then we could get a room.
He paused so long, she was afraid she'd said the last part out loud, but then he spoke. “Okay, but I'm buying. It'll be our first date.”
Two minds, one thought
. She smiled for the first time all day.
“Maggie?” Will said. “Did I say something wrong?”
“No. It's just that it took you over thirty years to ask me.”
He chuckled. “Hey, take a decade off that. We were only four when we met. I should have asked you out when we were freshmen in high school, not in kindergarten.”
“Okay. It only took you twenty years to ask me out.”
“You could have asked me,” he said softly.
“I was afraid to.”
“We were both afraid,” he agreed. “So are we going to do this?”
“Let's do lunch, maybe poke around a couple of towns, do a little bird-and-people watching.”
“Walk out the pier at Red Cay and tell each other ghost stories about Body House and the lighthouse?”
“Why, Will Banning, I thought you weren't impressed with ghost stories.”
“I am if it means a girl will get scared and hang on to me.”
Butterflies flew giddily behind her breastbone. She heard the same giddiness in his voice. “What else do you want to do?”
“It's a first date,” he said slowly, finishing what she'd started. “Let's just have fun. No expectations, except to remain bosom buddies.” He paused. “Except since it's a date, I guess you get to slap me if I get too close to your bosom.”
Never in her life had she been so turned on so quickly. Heat rose in her face and her groin. “Maybe I'm a slut,” she said coyly. “I might let you cop a feel on the first date.” She blushed harder, embarrassed. “Of course, I'd probably knock your block off. You know that, right?”
“Right.” In the background, she heard Rorschach start trilling loudly. Will was petting his pussycat. Even that thought went straight to her crotch. “So did you call me up in the middle of the night to tease me, Maggie?”
“No. I figured something out about our behavior problems.”
“Ours in particular? I thought we just worked on them.”
“You know what I mean. Do you want me to tell you or not?”
“Tell me.”
“The domestic animals I've been seeing? Every one of them spends most of their time indoors. They all sleep in their owner's homes at night. In the house, not in the yard.”
“Wow.”
“Hey, don't knock itâ”
“I'm not. That was a serious wow. You're sure?”
“I need to access my files to be certain, but I don't think I've seen many outdoor animals, especially since Wednesday or so. That's when the wildlife incidents dropped off, too.”
“I think you're onto something, too. Let's brainstorm a little tomorrow, while we're out of town. Maybe we can elaborate on your theory.” He paused. “It fits. All my patients sleep indoors at night.”
“Will, I ought to slap you upside the head for saying that.”
“You should. Maybe tomorrow, after I cop a feel, you can take care of two birds with one stone and slap me silly.”
“You're already silly.”
“I know. I can't believe what I'm about to do.”
“What's that?”
“Listen to Coastal Eddie interview David Masters.”
“When?”
“Starts in about two minutes.”
“Ghost stories,” she said. “I'll listen, too. Maybe we'll get a clue.”
“Maybe. He's a good writer, but I don't buy all that crap about ghost hunting.”
“Of course you don't, but try to keep an open mind, will you? Remember what we saw at Gabe and Kevin's.”
“It had to be a trick. Ghosts don't exist.”
“Will, maybe you're putting too fine an edge on the definition of âghost.' It doesn't have to mean a boogedy-boogedy earthbound spirit. It means an afterimage by all nonsupernatural definitions. Why couldn't that apply to what we saw the other night? An afterimage that somehow got stronger. You know, like when a cat craps in the house, but you don't find it when it happens because you don't go in the room and smell it? Then, six months later, you go in the room on a hot day and you smell a ghost of the crap?”
“That's charming, Mags, just charming. But I see what you mean. I guess it's possible. I'll try to keep an open mind, I promise. What time do you want me to pick you up in the morning?”
“I'll pick you up. If we want to go off-road we need my Forester.”
“Off-road? What are you thinking of doing?”
“Nothing. Come on, Will, I've only had it three months. I want to drive, okay?”
“You only had to say so. What time are you picking me up?”
“Eleven?”
“That's not very early.”
“It's twelve hours from now. We'll have the rest of the day. Now, hang up and listen to the ghost expert so you can tell me a really good story tomorrow. I don't scare easily, so if you want me to cling to you in terror, you have to work for it.”
“Okay. See you in the morning.”
She put the phone down, her head buzzing, her crotch aching as much as any pubescent boy's with his first
Victoria's Secret
catalog. The cats and dog were still downstairs, so she sneaked up and shut the bedroom door before they could follow. She'd let them in a little later. She turned on her radio just as the interview started, and turned on the vibrator a moment later, knowing she wouldn't remember a word of the interview if she didn't relieve her tension.
65
“Good evening to you, friends and neighbors, from me, Coastal Eddie, at KNDL on the cool California Coast. It's eleven-oh-five in the
P.M.
and here in Candle Bay it's a perfect sixty-eight degrees. Down in Red Cay, home of tonight's special guest, it's sixty-nine degrees, and up in Caledonia, it's a warm seventy-one. Greenbriar College calls in with a very warm seventy-eight degrees.”
Eddie prattled on in his folksy way while Will tried to settle down and concentrate, which was none too easy after talking to Maggie. He couldn't believe he'd asked her for a date. It had just popped out. And the flirting. They'd always flirted, but it was different. Tonight, it aroused him. There had been a new tone to it, though the silliness that they'd always indulged in remained. Tonight, there was something serious lurking in the background. Maybe it had always been there, but neither of them had ever dared to stir it up before, to even acknowledge it.
He wished his pants weren't so tight, thought briefly about doing something about it, but then Eddie was leading into the interview and Freud was staring at him reproachfully. Mastering one's domain wasn't something that could be done when cats were watching, especially a cat possessing the gravity of a Supreme Court judge and a name automatically associated with sexual obsessions.
“David Masters is the bestselling author of many horror novels and he'll be signing his newest,
The Portal
, tomorrow from two to four at Deliciously Dark Booksellers in Red Cay. David, the reviews on your new book are terrific. Congratulations.”
“Thanks, Eddie. And I'm a big fan of your show.”
They continued to pat each other on the back for several minutes, went on to talk about the contents of the new book, notable to Will because it was supposed to be based on a “real” haunting a few miles inland at Greenbriar, a pricey private college. Will had given a few guest lectures at the tweedy old school, but hadn't known the walls held any ghosts. Of course, looking at the Georgian architecture, well over a century old, it was obvious the place
had
to have a ghost or two. And if it didn't, David Masters was just the man to plant some there.
Finally, after a set of commercials, Eddie asked, “What is your definition of the word âghost'?”
Will sat up and waited to hear about wailing spirits waiting to be freed from earthly chains, to be led into the light by tiny eccentric mediums. And all the rest of the usual rot.
Masters cleared his throat. “Essentially a ghost is an afterimage, and when I say that, I don't mean it's always a visual image; generally, it's not. It's an imprint, a recording hidden in the walls of buildings, particularly those with plenty of rock in their makeup. Silica holds imprints well and many homes have it. Early phonograph records used to have silica in them, in fact.
“In my experience, most ghosts are aural rather than visual. Perhaps that has something to do with the ease of recording on materials that make up the building. These ghosts are usually repetitious. Footsteps and slamming doors are very common. If a ghost manifests as a minor poltergeist, rocking chairs often move, and hanging lights and fans will sway. It takes very little energy for these things to happen.”
“When you have a ghost that, for instance, stomps around your house, why does it do it?”
“Well, Eddie, there are many theories. While I don't commit to any of them, I'm inclined to think that certain personalitiesâliving ones, I meanâgive off an energy that somehow activates a ghost.”
“Does a ghost walk when no one is there to hear it?”
“That's a good question. I'm going to take a chance on disappointing a lot of people and tell you my opinion.”
“Before your answer: Why will it disappoint people?”
“Many readers assume that because I write about the paranormal, that I'm a believer. I'm not. Frauds abound in parapsychology, intentional and unintentional. I'm a skeptic. A true skeptic. Do you know what that is?”
“Yes, but tell our listeners, since many won't be as familiar with your nonfiction and your essays as I am.”
“A skeptic is not the opposite of a believer. A disbeliever is the opposite of the believer. They are at two ends of the spectrum. The skeptic lies dead center with a fairly neutral attitude best summed up with two words: âProve it.' This attitude is vital to the study of things which are currently inexplicable. Facts must not be twisted to suit the beliefs or disbeliefs of the investigator. They must be examined scientifically, and with an open mind, with the understanding that there truly are things we cannot explain at this point. A skeptic can easily become a disbeliever, and that's as bad as a believer, in my book.” Masters chuckled lightly. “A skeptic is a
non
believer.”
“What about people whom you say activate hauntings. Are they believers?”
“Not necessarily. They're personality types. Maybe they give off an abundance of some type of brain wave that can be used by a ghost. Eddie, you've been around people who leave you exhausted, haven't you? All you have to do is be in their presence, and they seem to be able to suck all your energy away. Many people call them âpsychic vampires.' Psychologists call them passive-aggressives. Some doctors refuse to treat them because they're too draining.”
“Maybe this guy isn't a charlatan after all,” Will told Freud.
“Another type of haunting might be a sense of profound unease, sort of a thickness in the atmosphere that feels depressing or ominous. You may have had a similar sensation around living people, not just bad people, but good people in bad moods. Not everyone senses this, but many do.”
“I know exactly what you're talking about, David.”
Will nodded agreement, sitting forward now, hanging on every word.
“A ghost can be that emotional imprint. You walk into a room and seem to be drowning in gloom. That is a type of ghost.”
“So there aren't any ghosts that communicate with people?”
“Generally, they don't communicate. They are shadows, recordings. They may seem to be interacting, but it's very rare.”
“But didn't you have lots of run-ins with these kinds of spirits in your home, Baudey House, when you first moved in? You recounted your experiences in
Mephisto Palace,
a book that scared me half to death.”
“Thanks. That was a fictionalized account, but yes, I've had interactions with what seem to be spirits. Usually, if there is interaction, it's because a living human is, typically without knowledge, fueling a ghost. This often happens when a marriage is bad. âOften' being a very relative word.”
“But in your home, weren't you actually attacked by spirits?”
“I dislike the word âspirit,' because it implies an intelligence that I've rarely experienced. With that caveat, yes, I was attacked. My family and other people in the house were all attacked. At least three ghostsâtwo would fall in the âgood' category and one in the âevil'âwere physically attacked without any indication of a living human directing the attacks. I have no explanation for these incidents. They simply happened.”
The interview went on for some time in the same vein before it wound down. When it was over, Will turned off the radio, wondering what Maggie's take on it was. He'd know soon enough, he decided as he opened the closet and took out the air mattress. He pumped it up in a jiffy then went to the linen closet and dressed it. Ten minutes later, he'd brushed his teeth and stripped to his shorts. Usually, he showered and shaved at night, but tomorrow was special. He'd bathe in the morning.
The cats, all three, watched him closely as he got between the sheets on the floor. After a moment, he got back up and went to his bedroom, allowing himself to turn on the overhead while he grabbed his pillow. He didn't stay long enough to hear anything. He closed that door behind him, then shut the office door most of the way. He wanted to lock itâ
face it, Masters spooked you
âbut if a cat had to use the facilities, that was more important.
All three stared down at him. He patted the top blanket. “Come on, guys.”
Trills and grunts, and then heavy purring ensued as the cats settled into their accustomed positions.