Authors: Robert G. Barrett
Les shook his head. âNo. But that bloke out in the car is. He's a rich Englishman.' Suddenly Les cursed himself for saying that.
Benny looked across at Peregrine. âWhy don't you bring him in?'
âHe wants his privacy for the moment. But he'll see you if he decides to buy it.'
âI can call out.'
âNow come on, Benny. The gentleman doesn't want the hard sell at the moment. He just wants his privacy. To think.'
âAll right then.'
âAnyway, what can we expect when we get out there?'
âThere's no phone or TV. There's a fridge, hot water, cooking utensils, blankets. There's a caretaker, Ronnie Madden. He might be there today. If not, you'll always find him in the
Yurriki Hotel. You know how to get to Yurriki and the property from here?'
Les nodded. âI got a map and directions in the car.'
Benny looked at Norton a little suspiciously as he handed him the keys. âDoesn't your friend want to know how much it is?'
âOhh yeah ⦠how much is it?'
âTwo point five million.' Benny's kindly Jewish face broke into a smile and he made an open-handed gesture. âBut you tell him to see me and we can negotiate.'
âAnd you with such an honest face too,' smiled Les, making the same open-handed gesture. He jiggled the keys and turned to leave. âHey, before I go â what are you doing in Murwillumbah, Benny?'
âMy wife inherited some property up here. She likes it. So do my two fine boys. Plus,' Norton's old landlord looked him right in the eye, âThere were getting to be too many unscrupulous people living in Bondi.'
âI know exactly what you mean, Benny,' sympathised Norton. âIt can be a proper bastard living there at times. See you later, mate.'
âJesus, talk about the ghost of Christmas past,' said Norton, when he got back in the car. âYou wouldn't believe who was running that estate agency. My old reffo landlord from Bondi.'
âDo tell.'
âYeah. I took him and his brother to the cleaners for about a grand.'
âThat's lovely, isn't it?' said Peregrine jokingly. âNow everybody will know we're up here.'
Les missed Peregrine's humour. âNo, I think everything should be all right,' he said seriously, wishing he hadn't told Benny he had a rich Englishman with him. âAnyway, let's head for Yurriki.'
They turned into the main street in Murwillumbah with its two or three pubs, police station and courthouse and rows of cars angle-parked to the curb, took a left and a right, found the Nimbin, Yurriki turn off and headed west. They crossed the Tweed River twice, one particularly noisy wooden bridge almost shaking the chassis out of the car, and followed the narrow, winding road as it led through the lush green valleys, small mountain ranges and the occasional homestead. One particular mountain to their right with an irregularly-shaped summit something like an ugly nose caught Norton's eye.
âYou see that mountain over there?' he pointed. âThat's
Mount Warning, the first place in Australia to get the sun in the morning. The Aborigines reckon it's spiritual.'
âYeah?'
âYeah. It's also supposed to be some sort of power source.'
Les watched curiously as Peregrine bent his head down and started looking at the mountain side on. âWhat are you doing?' he asked.
âI was just thinking,' laughed the Englishman. âIf you observe the top of that mountain from this angle, it looks like your nose.'
Norton looked back at Mount Warning, scowled, then looked back at Peregrine. âKeep that sort of talk up, and it'll look like fuckin' yours.'
It wasn't long and they were in Yurriki.
âSo this is beautiful downtown Yurriki is it?' said Peregrine, looking around at the few cars parked in the main street and fewer people. âLooks nice. You ever been here before?'
âNo.'
âCan't say I blame you.'
âLet's check it out anyway.'
Like all small country towns in Australia, Yurriki consisted of one main street. There was a tiny park with a War Memorial and a fairly busy public school to its left, opposite this was the local one-man butcher shop, what appeared to be a rundown community centre then a School of Arts, with a glass case full of posters and community notices out the front. Next was a supermarket, some more ancient wooden shops and the solitary phone box sitting outside the post office which, like the rest of the town, looked as if time had completely passed it by. A bit of a dip in the road brought them to a one-lane wooden bridge which spanned a picturesque little stream: Roland Creek. To the right of the bridge was another small park with an old steam engine sitting in it and opposite this was an old wooden, two-storey pub with the customary verandah running round the top floor. The Yurriki Hotel. A garage was a little further to their right and what appeared to be an old wooden church built off the main street, and that was it.
âExcitement City, isn't it,' said Peregrine.
âLas Vegas it ain't,' agreed Norton, stopping the car outside the hotel. âWon't be a sec,' he said. He was back in a few minutes with a case of beer and two bottles of champagne.
âFourex, eh?' said Peregrine. âWhat's in the bag?'
âA couple of bottles of High Noon.'
âHigh Noon? What's jolly High Noon.'
âThat's another great western. Isn't it, old chap?'
âAre you trying to say champagne?'
Norton winked. âGotta look after you, haven't we, mate?'
âI just hope I can get it down.'
âYou'd better, 'cause that's all they got. And you ain't gettin' none of my Fourex.'
Les did a U-turn back through town and pulled up outside the post office. âI'm just gonna make a quick phone call,' he said, getting some change from his pocket. âI won't be a sec.' He rang Eddie, who wasn't home, so he left a message with Lindy to say they'd arrived in Yurriki and were on their way to the farm and everything was sweet. There was no phone on the farm but he'd ring every time he came into Yurriki. When Les stepped out of the phone box he saw Peregrine was standing outside the School of Arts looking at the community message board. He strolled up alongside him and looked in the glass case.
âWell, what do you reckon, Peregrine?' he said. âYou gonna go for the psychic healing or the therapeutic massage?'
Peregrine studied the notice board for a moment. âI don't know,' he replied. âI was thinking of trying the rebirthing or the magnetic balancing. I don't see any ads for the local escort service in there.'
âIn Yurriki? Mate, I reckon the only way you'd get a root in this town would be to dig up a gum tree. Come on. Let's go and see if we can find this farm.'
The turn off to Roland Creek road was behind the War Memorial. Following Eddie's map they headed further west towards Mt. Cudmore and Mt. Warning National Park till the bitumen ended just past the Nimbin turn off and they hit dirt road. They went down a dip and along a straight when round the next corner Les slowed down for what he first thought were two large sheets of blue plastic fluttering along the side of the road.
âJesus, look at that,' he said excitedly, pulling the car up and pointing across Peregrine. âTwo bloody peacocks.'
The male's huge train with its blaze of blue and green feathers almost took Peregrine's breath away. âGod, they're absolutely magnificent,' he said.
âYou're bloody lucky to ever see any, especially like that. Dogs get them, or feral cats. Or mugs take shots at them. I reckon they'd belong to someone.'
Peregrine watched the two birds frollicking just outside his
door. âPeople shoot them? You're joking, Les.'
âI wish I was, mate. But there's some loonies running around with guns. Sports shooters they're called, Peregrine.' They watched the two beautiful blue birds going through their mating ritual before they abruptly disappeared into the scrub. âCome on, let's go,' said Norton.
They crossed another tiny arm of the creek. The road dipped, and rose again, then at a curve on the left was a metal gate with a wooden one next to it. Les stopped the car and had another look at the map.
âYep. This is it,' he nodded. âCedar Glen.'
The metal gate was painted white and slung between two poles with another two poles above; a stained wooden letter box sat between it and the older wooden gate on the right. Les found the right key, opened the gate and rolled the car over the metal grill onto a concrete drive, then closed the gate behind him again. The concrete drive led through a huge open field on their right and a swampy looking one on their left. They followed the driveway to where it crossed a beautiful little creek full of ferns and trees and climbed several metres to another white metal gate set on poles. A billabong formed where the driveway crossed the creek and to the left of this was an old, rickety wooden bridge that had obviously been disused for some time. The second gate was open and they drove straight in for their first sight of the house.
It was two storeys high but the bottom storey had been built about a metre into the ground. It was all solid wooden beams and thick poles and looked more like a small fortress or a stockade than a house. Oddly-shaped windows faced everywhere and the entire house was surrounded by well-kept rockeries full of palm trees and native plants identical to the French colonial style of landscaping in Saigon during the thirties when that part of Asia was known as Indo-China. A hundred or so metres to their right was a set of stables in a fenced-off field where half a dozen horses watched them curiously as if they too seemed to be appreciating the strange beauty of this unique homestead set in the middle of nowhere. Les stopped the car in a covered driveway and they got out.
The rear of the house was identical to the front, more thick beams and poles, and looking around him Les could see they were in a valley surrounded by a high ridge of trees making the only access to the homestead through the front field and along the driveway. It was now crisply silent with the car engine off and the only sound was the sighing of the wind in the
trees and the calling and whistling of countless birds.
âI say,' said Peregrine. âThis is certainly different from anything I've ever seen.'
âYeah,' agreed Norton. âIt's not what I was expecting. It looks like someone's taken Fort Apache and put it in northern New South Wales.'
âWho did you say it belonged to?'
Norton shrugged. âAll Eddie told me was that some American colonel from the Vietnam war built it. He was a survivalist or something.'
Peregrine gazed around at the surrounding mountain range and the solidly built house. âYou could certainly survive here,' he said. âLet's have a bit of a look around.'
They walked across to a brick-paved barbecue area trellised with vines, creepers and stag-horns. More huge poles supported these and there was a beautifully-crafted, solid rosewood bar area with a sink and an old fridge; a turn of the taps told Les there was no shortage of clear, clean water. There was an old table and chairs and hanging off a beam above this was a set of stereo speakers fastened back to back. Les smiled and pictured himself eating plenty of steaks and drinking plenty of Fourex out here over the next two weeks.
The bar area was built onto a small cabin or guest quarters; Les found the key and opened the double glass door. Inside was a double bed and blankets, a built-in wardrobe and an unusual en suite full of blue and grey slate tiles, old brass taps and great slabs of solid granite which even formed a seat in the shower. There were more wooden beams and crafted woodwork everywhere.
âDo you want to sleep in here?' asked Les.
As he said that, a rather healthy looking frog jumped out of the shower area, bounded across the en suite and splashed down the toilet bowl with a startled croak.
âWhy don't we have a look at the rest of the place first?' replied Peregrine.
âOkay,' laughed Norton. âWe'll start at the top and work down.'
They strolled back to the driveway and up a set of thick wooden steps to where a small verandah led into the kitchen and the top part of the house. Inside was more polished wood from the floor to the ceiling. Huge beams supported the ceiling which in turn were supported by poles thicker than your waist that were nothing more than roughly hewn lengths of trees complete with twists and knots. The walls were red cedar
shingles, the kitchen table was one huge slab of polished cedar with a table made from a solid slab of black marble next to it. None of the countless windows opened â instead, there were fly-screened vents alongside which opened to let the air either in or out. There was an old brown corduroy lounge and Les was happy to find that the porta-gas stove worked and there was a decent-sized fridge. A large bedroom full of more polished cedar and oak had an en suite almost as big. There was a study between it and the kitchen which opened onto another verandah at the front of the house. The view over the rockeries and gardens from above made the place look even more French colonial than ever; a tricolour fluttering in the breeze and French Foreign Legion band playing âThe Marseillaise' would not have looked out of place at all. When Les stepped back inside, Peregrine was coming out of the bedroom with a grin on his face.
âThis bedroom will do me admirably, thank you,' he said.
Norton glanced over at the double bed sitting beneath a huge window. âGo for your life,' he shrugged. âI'm not fussy.'
Gazing around them they noticed another solidly-built verandah overlooking the barbecue area with a set of steps running down from it.
âI have to admit that this place is quite unique,' said Peregrine. âAll this wood and the craftmanship â the chap who built it must have owned a jolly sawmill.'
Norton ran his hand up and down one of the poles supporting the ceiling. âWhat I reckon he's done is he's brought all his own timber down from those mountains. He'd want to,' he added, âthe wood in this joint'd cost you a million dollars.'