Authors: Jimmy Breslin
In court, Burt Kaplan says to the prosecutor, “I could use water.”
“Certainly.”
The prosecutor pours fresh cold water out of a decanter.
“Thank you very much.”
As he drinks, he stares at his former partners over the top of the glass.
Timmy Byrnes kept up with the trial testimony through newspapers and word of mouth. His honor was out there in everything Kaplan had to say.
Timmy is in the front room of the Byrnes Funeral Home in Gerritsen Beach, in Brooklyn, another of the low-sky neighborhoods, where streets hold their feet into the first waters of the Atlantic.
The woman on the phone at the reception desk is saying, “I’m so sorry for our loss, honey.”
In Gerritsen Beach even the funeral directors refer to the deceased as “ours.”
In the chapel on this day is the late Elizabeth Ryan, age ninety-three. Timmy Byrnes is saying, “If I wasn’t running the funeral, I’d be going to it anyway.”
Timmy Byrnes is out of this neighborhood and the family funeral parlor, and his is a way of life older than the street names. The corner outside is empty. All Brooklyn funeral homes have at least one saloon within eyeshot, but the Byrnes parlor seems to sit on a desert. This is only a disguise. Right across the street is a VFW post whose back door opens to the least push, especially that of a mourner. Inside, a great big bar serves all and at all hours.
It is a short distance, minutes, from Coney Island. A parkway runs alongside wetlands and water, with inlets streaming under bridges to clusters of houses. Gerritsen Beach has streets of two-story brick houses made graceful by sturdy maple trees. Then the brick homes end at alleys of wood houses, many in a jumble at a narrow slip of water filled with small, odd boats. The water widens and, sparkling, runs out to a bay and the pounding ocean just beyond.
It isn’t big-city life. It doesn’t have easy mass transit. The B31 bus is a sixteen-minute ride to the Kings Highway subway stop of the Q train. Then it is a half hour more to Manhattan. At the start of the line, the B31 stops in front of Resurrection Roman Catholic Church and school, dull red stone buildings that cover a block and are large and ominous enough to look like a Catholic Pentagon.
Of course it isn’t Tribeca or Lincoln Center or any of the other districts within a walk or a quick subway ride of the jobs of such great importance, such as investment banker, corporate lawyer. It is one of the few neighborhoods of the city where police officers live.
Timmy Byrnes is Catholic, Irish, marines, bachelor’s degree, master’s degree, police department, detective, lieutenant, captain. Retired as an inspector. Funeral director. At all times the passion is to protect and serve. He is sixty-two now and looks forty-five. He is strikingly handsome, thin, with tousled light hair, blue eyes that are warm and notice everything, and a good smile.
Long ago Timmy Byrnes worked with Louis Eppolito in the Senior Citizens Robbery Unit, Brooklyn South. Timmy had worn shield number 3179, one of the famous gold and blue detective shields of the New York Police Department. Timmy put it up there on the dresser when he went to sleep. The badge, his monument, his statue, was the outward personification of everything he was.
Who knew that someday Louie Eppolito would get Timmy Byrnes’s badge number 3179 and betray everyone who ever wore it, betray all honor, betray an entire way of life that was the sinew of Brooklyn and the heart of its honesty?
This, rather than Mrs. Ryan, for whom I would offer a prayer anyway, is what brings me to the old funeral home.
Louie Eppolito was promoted to detective on July 1, 1977. As with everything else to do with him, there was the hint of lousiness. Tim Byrnes remembers, “What I was told
was that he had an order from the chief of personnel saying he was to be made a detective, and the personnel guy retired, and Louie busted in on the new chief of detectives and showed him the letter, and the chief said, ‘Well, you’re a detective.’ I don’t know if the letter was real or not. But Louie carried it off.”
New York City has a most sophisticated screening for police candidates, yet Caracappa, with a burglary conviction—and not as a kid breaking into a gas station but a member of a professional burglary ring—passed all screening. On January 5, 1960, at the age of seventeen, he was arrested for grand larceny on Staten Island. He and an accomplice rented a truck—it was needed because they were not stealing by the handful—and ransacked a lumberyard for building materials for which they had a buyer. Caracappa was given youthful-offender status for a felony. The records were sealed. There was no sentence. Maybe there should have been.
Certainly the police department had no right to allow him to go out into the public with a badge and gun. They turn applicants down because of traffic violations and street quarrels. Caracappa should not have been allowed to take the test. That he did take it, that he passed and became a patrolman and then that he was made a detective and up the grades, that he did all this with a background that said to anybody, I am a criminal and I might even shoot for money, just about screams “fix” or “fixes” or “continuing fix.”
Can you tell me how Louis Eppolito became a cop? He
came from a Mafia family. His father killed people. His uncle was known as Jimmy the Clam, and he lived as a mobster and died as a mobster. The son, Louie’s cousin, was murdered by the mob.
Tim Byrnes became a detective because of his hard work and because everyone trusted him. He took shield 3179. Sometimes he looked at the badge for long moments. Lord, what a beautiful thing. Put that shield out on the dresser and stare at it for as many minutes as you have.
Tim Byrnes worked the streets and put up so much of his life to study for promotion exams. He became a sergeant in 1974 and was named squad commander for the Sixtieth Precinct, on West Eighth and Surf Avenue in Coney Island. His badge changed with the title. He turned in 3179 at the Shield Desk in police headquarters and was given a sergeant’s badge.
If Byrnes had had a brother, a son, or a cop he worked with, he could have had 3179 reserved for them. He had nobody. Or if this had been some cheap jersey for a sports team, Timmy’s number would have been retired with tears and tumult. But he only carried that number when he was out trying to save lives, to protect people. He did it day or night, did it with a ton of bravery and a cop’s common sense.
Lou Eppolito came to work with that same badge and his jacket over his shoulder, his collar open, his black hair full, his voice bawling. Big-city detective. He is supposed to carry a Smith & Wesson .38 with a four-inch barrel. His off-duty is supposed to be a Colt with a two-inch barrel. He
came roaring into the precinct with a six-inch Ruger. Who said he could do this? I got permission from Sullivan. This was the chief of detectives. Byrnes spoke to Sullivan, who thought he might have spoken to Eppolito but he wasn’t sure, and besides, isn’t it late to bother with it? Eppolito had bulled his way through again.
Every time Byrnes saw Eppolito, he noticed that shield hanging from his breast pocket or on the chain around his neck. Three one seven nine.
The senior citizens squad of Brooklyn South was set up to try to protect the elderly in the area, mostly Jewish, from attacks by the waves of the young, who were of color. Daily life can hardly get any uglier.
The big street, Flatbush Avenue, was one small store after another, block after block of them, with some larger chain outlets breaking up the alignment. Some of the blocks had three and four furniture stores, whose signs proclaimed full bedroom sets for affordable money.