The Hating Game (20 page)

“It's fine.”

Our food arrives and I cram my grilled cheese sandwich into my face, having to remind myself to chew. He's ordered some sort of grilled chicken breast. The next few minutes are nothing but a blur of taste and salt. He steals a couple of fries from my plate like it's the most natural thing in the world.

“Where do you go to eat lunch? I've always wondered.”

“I go to the gym at lunch. I run four miles, shower, and have a big protein shake on the walk back.”

“Four miles? Are you training for the apocalypse or something? Maybe I should do that too.”

“I've got too much restless energy.”

“You might snap and kill me if you didn't. Your body is insane. You know it, right? I've barely seen half an inch of actual skin, but it is
insane.
”

Josh looks at me like it's the craziest thing he's ever heard. He takes a sip of his drink and looks self-conscious.

“I am so much more than my insane body.” There is mock-dignity in his voice, and he sounds so prissy that we both laugh. I smooth my hand down his arm, shoulder to wrist.

“I know. You really are. You're too much for this little pipsqueak.”

“No, I'm not. I wanted to ask you if you're still angry about the other day. What I said to Bexley about not needing to beat you.”

“What's the saying? Don't get mad, get even.” I push my plate away and lick all my fingers. I ate my meal like a barn animal. “You were wrong, you know. You're going to need help beating me. I'm going to fight for it.”

I drain my second glass of orange juice, then my water, and then his.

“Duly noted.” He scrunches a napkin around his fingertips. “Wow, you eat like a Viking.”

“For this weekend? I call a cease-fire. This weekend we're us.”

“Who else would we be?”

“B and G employees. Competitors. Forbidden HR rule-breakers. Mortal enemies. Oh man, I feel so much better.”

I jump off my stool and immediately appreciate how much stronger my legs feel. “I don't want any surprises, Josh. If I'm walking into some kind of shit-storm, I want to know.”

A shadow crosses his face. He picks up the check folded under the edge of his plate and gives me a faint look of disdain when I dig for my purse.

“We're just us. I'm just me.” He counts out some bills. “Let's get going.”

I go to the bathroom. When I wash my hands I glance at the mirror and nearly jump out of my skin. My color is back. In fact, I'm lit up like the Vegas strip. Neon-blue eyes, cheeks glowing pink, hair blue-black. My mouth is cherry red, but my lipstick is long gone.

A solid meal has clearly revived me, but I wouldn't mind betting I always look like this after a period of Josh's undivided attention.

“Keep. It. Together,” I tell myself sternly as a woman walks into the bathroom and gives me a weird look. I dry my hands and run out.

T
he evening is perfumed by the thunderclouds overhead. He's leaning against the car, looking across the highway. There's a strange kind of grace in the heavy twist of his body. If I had to label the image, it would be
Yearning.

“Hey. Everything okay?”

He looks at me with an expression that makes my heart shake. Like he's reminding himself I'm actually here. Like I'm not just in his head.

“Are you sad?”

“Not yet.” He closes his eyes.

“I'll drive for a bit.” I hold out my hand.

He shakes his head. “You're my guest. I'll drive. You're tired.”

“Oh, I'm your guest now?” I put as much menace as I can into my walk and he puts both hands behind his back. I smile at him and he smiles back. I'm surprised the pinprick stars above us don't explode into silver powder. The sadness I caught in his eyes is burned away by a spark of amusement.

“My hostage. My blackmailed, unwilling captive. Stockholm Shortcake.”

“Keys.” I put my arms around his waist to get them from his closed fist. Then I lean against him and tighten my arms.

“Let go. Come on.” I extract the key, but he hugs my shoulders. We stand there for another long moment. Cars whip past in a steady stream.

“I want you to know I don't expect anything from you this weekend,” Josh says above my head.

I lean back and look up at him. “Whatever happens, I'm pretty sure we're going to be alive come Monday morning. Unless your sexuality is as deadly as I suspect, in which case, I'm a goner.”

“But,” he protests helplessly. I hug him harder and press my cheek against his solar plexus.

“It's going to happen, Josh. We just need to get it out of our systems. I think that's what it's all been building toward.”

“You sound a little resigned.”

“I can only apologize in advance for the things I'll do to you.”

He laughs and shivers and pushes me away.

“Look, it's just one weekend.” I keep my voice light. I think I convince us both with it.

I have to jiggle the driver's seat forward about a mile, necessitating quite a lot of jerky pelvic thrusts. He slides the passenger seat back without comment and watches me as I struggle. I snap on my seat belt and angle the rearview mirror down about a mile.

“Want a phone book to sit on? How'd you get so small?”

“I shrank in the wash.” I navigate us back to the highway.

“Over halfway there now.” His knee has started jiggling.

“Try to relax.” I've never known Josh to be nervous before. I feel him turn to stare at me. It's all we ever do.

“Why do we do it? Stare at each other?”

“I know why I do it. But you go first.” He thinks I won't call his bluff, so I do.

“I'm always trying to work out what you're thinking.” I toss him a triumphant glance, as if to say,
See, I can be honest. Sort of.

“I stare because I like looking at you. You're interesting to look at.”

“Urg. Interesting. Worst compliment ever. My poor shriveled ego.”

Immediately I give myself a little mental slap. Fishing for compliments is a cardinal sin. “Never mind, I was only joking. Hey, look at that old farmhouse. I want to live there.”

“It's mainly your eyes.” His voice hangs in the space between my shoulder and his. A fine mist of rain has started to grit on the windshield. I grip the steering wheel tighter.

“Those absolutely insane eyes. Eyes like I've never seen before.”

“Gee thanks. Insane.” I feel myself smile anyway. “I guess it's accurate.”

“You called my body insane. I mean it in the same way. It sort of helps you can't look at me. I can tell you.”

The rain is falling heavier, and I set the wipers on intermittent, trying to focus on the car in front. He switches off the radio, and I don't know why but it feels like a threat. Like the click of a door, locking me in.

“The most gorgeous eyes I've
ever
seen.” He says it like he wants me to understand the importance.

I am grateful for the dark because I blush. “Thanks.”

A sigh gusts out of him, and when he speaks again it's a strip of velvet rubbing against the sensitive shell of my ear. I try to glance at him but he tuts.

“But your little red Valentine mouth . . .”

He trails off and makes a noise partway between a groan and a sigh. Goose bumps sweep up my arms. I bite my lip in case I respond. Maybe the more silent I am, the more he'll let loose.

“This one time, you wore a white shirt and I could see your bra. It was a colored lace. Maybe, like, pink or pale purple. I could
see the faintest outline of it. It was one of the days when we had a huge fight, and you ended up leaving early because you were so angry.”

“That could have been a few occasions. You'll have to narrow it down further for me.” I wish he wouldn't remind me of moments like that.

“I have lain in bed so many nights thinking about your colored lace bra under the white shirt. How embarrassing,” he confides, shifting a little in his seat.

When he speaks again, his voice coils into my ear.

“And the dream you once told me about? You were only dressed in sheets, with some mystery guy pressed up against you?”

“Oh, yeah. My stupid dream.”

“I thought maybe you meant it was me in your dream.”

“It was all a lie.” It falls out of my mouth.

“I see,” he says after a long pause. “Well done, I guess. You got me wound up over it.”

I've damaged the little momentum he had going and I regret it instantly. He begins to pull himself straighter in the seat.

“I did have the dirtiest dream of my entire life. But it wasn't like I told you.”

He sinks back down into his seat. I can sense his face is turned away. I can imagine his embarrassment. If he'd told me about a dream and let me believe it was about me, I'd feel ridiculous, carrying his lie in my head.

“The dream was definitely about you, Josh.”

Now it's my turn to talk like he's not there. The sound of my own voice sounds scratched-up and husky and the rain is falling harder as I drive. I can see the reflective eyes of a forest animal on the roadside as I bring the car around a long curve.

“I'd gone to bed thinking about you, and how I wanted to
mess with you by wearing the short black dress. I wanted you to look at me and . . . notice me. I still don't know exactly why I wanted to wear that dress. And during the night you showed up in my dream. You, pressing me down, tangling me up in bedsheets.”

He breathes out in a rush. I need to get this out.

“It was something you'd said to me during the day at work. You'd said to me,
‘I'm going to work you so fucking hard.'
Any girl would have an erotic dream after you said that to her. Even one who hated your guts.”

Silence. I press on.

“‘I'm going to work you so fucking hard.' You said it to me in my dream. And you smiled at me, and I woke myself up on the edge of coming.”

“Seriously,” he manages to say.

“I almost came from the thought of you pressing me down and smiling at me.”

I can see out the corner of my eye his hands are in fists on his knees.

“Is that all it would take? Because it can be arranged.”

“I was shocked as hell and I acted all weirded out the next day. Exit the highway here?”

As the off-ramp approaches he makes a sound like a strangled yes. I indicate and exit. He shifts again in his seat. I glance over at his lap. A streetlight helpfully gives me one gorgeous freeze-frame of a hard, heavy angle.

“So why'd you lie then, about your dream?”

“I didn't want to even say a word, but you wouldn't let up. How could I confess? I was too embarrassed. I thought you'd tease me. So I lied.”

“Your tiny little dress . . .” He mutters something to himself.
We both do identical squirms in our seats. His eyes slide sideways to my lap, and we both understand each other perfectly.

The main street of Port Worth is wide and divided by wide verges planted with mounds of petunias and geraniums that glow red in our headlights and under brass streetlights. During the day, this place is undoubtedly gorgeous.

“It was the same day I thought you were lying about your date. Left here, then follow the road as far as it goes.”

Surely he'll laugh. It's sort of funny when you think about it.

“Yeah, I did lie about it.”

There's a pause, and this time I'm in a hell of a lot of trouble.

“Lucinda. What the
fuck
? Why would you do that?” His anger is visceral.

“You were sitting there at your desk, looking at me like I was a loser.”

“Fucking hell. Is my face so fucking difficult to read?” When I say nothing, he shakes his head.

“So somehow I caused all of this? Danny sniffing around like a little dog?”

“Yes, it was a lie, but you wouldn't let it go. You said you were going to the same bar too. How could I sit there alone? I had to go down to design and find someone. He was the one I knew would say yes.”

“You wouldn't have been sitting there alone. I would have been there. It would have been me.”

My mouth drops open, and he raises a hand to silence me.

“You think he's your friend, but he wants more from you. It's painfully obvious. Next time I see him, I'm going to explain a few things about you and me. Just so he's clear.”

“Is that right? I think you should try explaining things to me first.”

“The entrance is there.”

I pull up in front of the Port Worth Grand Hotel. It glows, opulent and gold, lawns groomed to perfection in the beam of our headlights. A parking valet signals to me and I manage to put the car in park and slide out onto shaky legs, grabbing at my purse.

I go to the trunk, but another hotel guy dressed like a toy soldier is already taking our bags out. Josh looks on with a bored, irritated expression.

“Thank you.” I tip them both. “Thank you so much.”

Josh goes to the reservations desk. The receptionist visibly flinches when blasted by his blue laser-eyes. I turn a full circle in the lobby. Everything is in shades of red; strawberry, ruby, blood, wine. A giant tapestry with a faded medieval scene hangs down one wall. A lion and a unicorn both kneel before a woman. A chandelier hangs above me from the center of an elaborately corniced ceiling. There is a spiral staircase above me, scrolling up about four floors in concentric circles. It's like being inside a heart.

“It's something, huh?” A man in a suit says to me from the bar nearby.

“It's gorgeous.” I have my hands clasped in front of me like a schoolgirl. I look for Josh, but I can't see him.

“It looks even better from here at the bar,” the suit guy says, gesturing me over.

“Nice try,” Josh says sharply, joining me. He scoops an arm around me and walks me toward the elevator. I hear a laughed apology—
Sorry, pal!—
behind us.

“How many keys do you have in your hand?” He presses the elevator button and he holds up a single swipe card like he's got the winning poker hand.

“Only a certain number of rooms were reserved for the wed
ding. I tried to get you your own room but the entire hotel is booked. This is Patrick's idea of a joke.”

I know when he's lying, and he's not. He's completely irritated. I look over my shoulder at the receptionist, who is being comforted by his supervisor.

When we find our room, he takes four tries to get the swipe card into the door handle. I take two attempts to get past him when he holds the door open, but when I accidentally bump into him every rounded girly part of me bumps across him like a ball in a pinball machine. Boob, hip, ass.

Our bags are deposited. Josh tips. The door shuts and we are alone.