The Irresistible Bundle (74 page)

Marco slowly turned around. His chaps were almost an exact replica of Carina's. The girls stared in awe at his exposed ass. Marco squeezed his cheeks laughing at the girls' growls of pleasure. He turned back around leaning into Carina.

"You're just all kinds of spilling out tonight" Marco's gravelly voice made the other girls groan. He traced the outline of Carina's bra before cupping her breasts.

"Do you mind?" Diego snapped. He sure as hell wasn't going to watch Marco molest his sister.

"The order goes like this" Valentino interrupted. "I want Jaxon and Leticia to lead; Ariel to walk behind them; Nicholas and Andrea to walk together; Sati and Diego walk directly behind each other; Desirae and Griffin walk side-by-side; Beatriz walks alone; and we end with the three of us."

Diego pouted unhappy with the line order. Everyone shuffled out of the limo. Carina smacked Marco on the ass making him reciprocate. Valentino glared at the two before lining up the others. Leticia and Jaxon led the way. Valentino waited until they got to the velvet rope before permitting Ariel to do the same.

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Jaxon walked beside Leticia aware of all the eyes on them. Leticia looked absolutely fuckable in her tiny two-piece outfit. The skimpy shorts showed off her toned ass and thick legs. Jaxon loved girls like Leticia and Carina who had nice bodies. He couldn't stand the kind of girls who were all skin and bones. Who fucking cared if their thighs touched or not? He wanted to be able to slip between a pair of thighs and not worry about snapping someone's bony limbs if he got a little too rough.

"You make a mighty fine ring girl Leti" Brody drawled. He motioned for Leticia to take off her robe and turn in a full circle.

"Is this really necessary?" Jaxon demanded. He preferred Leticia to keep the robe on for as long as possible. Too many dirty bastards were leering at her from the line.

"It is" Brody growled. "The people throwing fits in line need to see what it takes to get admitted."

Jaxon rolled his shoulders trying to relax. Leticia slowly slipped the robe off earning her whistles and cheers. She handed the robe to Jaxon before raising her hands in the air like a ring girl would. She strutted a few feet forward then back showing off all her curves. Brody nodded in appreciation before opening the rope for them to pass.

Ariel sauntered forward. She kept her head high and focused on Brody.

"Will you rescue me Super Woman?" A guy called from the never-ending line against the building.

Ariel held her breath as she walked the last few feet. She winked at the burly bouncer as he motioned for her to pass. She breathed a sigh of relief grateful that she wasn't expected to do anything more. It was completely unnerving making that trek all by herself.

Nicholas held Andrea's hand as they walked around the limousine. Gasps and whispers erupted from the line as people pointed to the couple. Nicholas walked with an aristocratic gait towards the velvet rope.

"You can touch me with those hands" several girls screamed from the line. "I'll turn into gold for you, baby" Another female voice called out. "Is she naked?" a girl's catty voice emanated from the throng of people.

Andrea focused her gaze on Ariel who proudly beamed at her. Andrea swore she was going to sweat the body paint off her skin before she even made it to the rope. Her skin prickled with anxiety. Nicholas' continuous squeeze of her hand was the only thing that reminded her to breathe and move forward.

"Was that fucking terrifying or what" Ariel hissed at Andrea. Andrea chuckled nervously in agreement. Although she'd had Nicholas with her it was still unsettling. She was accustomed to blending in with the group. It didn't matter if she was the only chocolate bar in a bowl of vanilla and caramel candy.

"O-lay" a bunch of guys yelled out. Andrea and Ariel looked towards the limo. Sati strode toward them sashaying her hips as she went. She rolled her eyes at the numerous catcalls and obscene gestures.

"Cut that shit out or go somewhere else" Brody roared. The line immediately silenced. "Is B with you girls" he quietly asked Sati.

Sati's lips curled mischievously. "Wait till you see her... Valentino has her as one of the last people coming out."

Brody laughed loudly making the front of the line relax a bit.

"Hot damn" several girls exclaimed to the sexy fireman. Diego sauntered away from the limo. He winked at several girls causing them to squeal in delight. Sati rolled her eyes while Andrea laughed at Diego's antics.

"Someone's eating up all the attention he's receiving" Sati chortled. Diego fist-bumped Brody before stepping behind the rope. Sati stared at him silently questioning his actions. Diego shrugged his shoulders not really caring what they all thought. He'd enjoyed his brief moment.

Brody winced at the deafening crowd. Guys hooted at Desirae and booed at Griffin while girls whistled at Griffin and scowled at Desirae. Sporadic catcalls and cheers erupted throughout. Jaxon and Leticia laughed as Griffin wiggled his hips in tight circles towards the screaming crowd. Desirae spanked his bikini brief-covered ass causing the crowd to roar its approval. Brody sighed with exasperation. Desirae and Griffin managed to take twice as long as everyone else to cross the short distance.

"Attention whores anyone" Brody muttered as they finally crossed the rope. Desirae abruptly turned around and planted a loud smacking kiss on the bouncer's lips. Brody's eyes widened in surprise before he threw his head back and laughed. "Much better" he winked.

"Your girl's coming now" Desirae purred to the wall of muscle. Brody's head snapped toward the limo. He whistled loudly the moment she came into view. Beatriz locked gazes with the burly bouncer. Guys gawked while girls snapped pictures of her outfit.

"That is so fucking awesome" a female voice screeched. "Is it real?" A guy shouted out. "Wow" voices mumbled.

Beatriz smiled brightly. She turned to the photographers hidden in the shadows and posed for them. Flashes of light flickered as Beatriz posed from various angles to give them a good look.

"Fuck me" Griffin groaned. "I forgot all about the photographers."

"Don't worry" Jaxon slapped Griffin on the back. "They captured every fucktard moment."

"There's no need for your pettiness" Desirae snickered at Jaxon. "We know you feel bad that you didn't get the same adoration we did."

"If I have to dress like Griffin I'll gladly remain hidden" Jaxon snorted. He eyed Griffin's outfit. "Seriously dude... what the hell were you thinking?"

"I'm thinking I already got several phone numbers" Griffin boasted. He flashed three small pieces of paper from his underwear.

"Oh that's just fucking gross" Jaxon balked. He stepped away from Griffin, placing everyone else between them.

The crowd still hadn't died down by the time the trio strode across. Cheers erupted from the line. Girls screamed their love and adoration to Valentino and Marco. Carina laughed as jaws dropped. Eyes locked onto their exposed backsides and miles of skin.

"Well shit" Brody stuttered. He blinked several times trying to process the sight between the stunning meat dress and the assless chaps. Carina followed in Desirae and Beatriz's footsteps. She boldly kissed Brody making the behemoth of a man furiously blush.

"Will you marry me Marco" a female voice screamed from the back of the line. Carina waggled her eyebrows at her lover.

"I can be your baby mama Valentino" someone else shrilled.

"Please let's just get inside" Valentino sighed.

"You mean before y'all cause a riot" Brody snickered. He escorted the group inside and switched places with another wall of muscle.

Leticia led the way to their designated area. People stopped and stared at the impressive group. Girls enviously eyed Jaxon and the guys. Guys leered at Carina and the girls. Everyone slid into the circular booth. Marco and Valentino sat at the end, ready to step away for any of the club's needs.

"How was that spectacular entrance any different than last year's?" Leticia inquired. Griffin leaned forward also eager to hear the story.

"Why's Brody still here?" Beatriz interrupted. She tapped the bouncer on the ass. "Not that I don't mind or anything but I can't guarantee his virtue for the entire night."

The guys laughed at Beatriz who openly ogled the broad shouldered man. Brody winked at Beatriz; his heated gaze let her know that he wouldn't contest anything.

"Consider him an extension of us" Valentino shrugged. He didn't want anyone getting any ideas about the girls in the group. They were saucy little things but it didn't mean they'd welcome fast hands and overeager dicks.

"Well" Ariel drawled getting back to Leticia's question. "Beatriz and I sang to get across the velvet rope; Sati belly danced; Desirae flogged people; Carina got on her knees and Valentino just let Andrea waltz on through." Everyone noticed that Ariel failed to mention what Chelsea and Melissa had done but they didn't bother to mention it either.

"I think you ladies are forgetting how inappropriately Beatriz performed her song" Brody teased. His eyes gleamed with humor as he affectionately stared at her. "She rubbed that tight little body all over me."

"Yeah" Desirae sniggered. "You almost messed your pants by the time we all came through."

Griffin's jaw dropped at the girls' brashness. He knew he should be accustomed to their antics by now but Carina and Desirae always did or said something to keep him slightly off-balanced.

"Excuse me" a girl dressed as a cheerleader timidly approached the table. "My friends were hoping that you could join us on the dance floor... I mean, if you don't have a girlfriend or anything..."

Desirae watched with delight as the girl floundered in their presence. Desirae's predatory stare had the girl nervously wringing her hands.

Griffin's eyes widened with delight as he realized that the hot little cheerleader was talking to him. He looked behind her to see a sexy pirate and flight attendant eagerly watching them. "Me" He croaked. The cheerleader blushed. She nodded her head looking behind at her friends.

"Well shit" Jaxon snorted. "If this bastard..."

"I'd love to join you" Griffin loudly stated. He didn't want the cheerleader to hear anything Jaxon had to say. Griffin elbowed his way out of the oversized table and wrapped his arms around two giggling girls.

"What are the categories this year?" Desirae asked. She didn't need to watch Griffin awkwardly grinding against those girls on the dance floor.

"We still have
best couple, sexiest, most original,
and
crowd favorite.
" Marco replied. He absently traced a pattern on the table as he looked around. There was an impressive variety this year. Everyone had stepped up their game. People wanted to surpass what the
Irresistible 8
had accomplished. He wasn't sure if that was possible. The girls weren't even competing this Halloween and they were in a class of their own. He wasn't sure if the crowd wouldn't choose them again just because.

"This year we also decided to go with
best superhero
as opposed to historically accurate,
manliest
rather than best male costume;
girliest or prettiest
versus best female costume;
goriest or scariest
and
best impersonator
... We completely did away with the weirdest category and too many complained about the blurred lines with naughtiest and sexiest so that's out too." Valentino stated, ticking off each category with his fingers.

"This year I told them to have the category:
fucking badass.
" Brody added. The guys nodded impressed with the category name. Everyone looked around spotting people trying to fit into one category or another.

"I like the categories" Carina stated. She laughed at the numerous Elvis and Dolly Parton impersonators that passed. One girl had fake tits so big she had to carry them in her hands to get around.

"Leticia we want you to be one of the judges" Marco tapped his cousin on the nose. She shrugged her indifference. It wasn't like anyone would know that she was judging.

"But that disqualifies us from the couple's category" Jaxon whined.

Marco rolled his eyes. "You weren't going to be judged anyways. You're sitting with the girls and they're excluded from competition this year. It's our way of instilling healthy and fair competition."

"But I'm not a part of the Irresistible 8" Jaxon huffed indignantly. "I should've won best male costume as it was. I can't believe that guy in the skirt made it to the finals!"

"That was some funny shit" Carina laughed remembering the hairy guy in the Scottish kilt.

"Until he kept flashing everyone his raisin-sized dick," Desirae scrunched her face in disgust. "I swear his balls were bigger than his dick."

"Damn how hard were you staring to see all of that?" Marco laughed. The guy was memorable; but for all the wrong reasons.

"You have the staff dressed like those from
Día de los muertos
!" Carina exclaimed. She pointed to several servers who walked around with white skeletal painted faces and arms. Their outfits ranged from all black ensembles to corsets with flowers attached at the hemline. The female servers were easily recognizable but had different facial designs and outfits.