Authors: S. E. Zbasnik,Sabrina Zbasnik
The King's Blood (72 page)
"I'll be quick about it," he said to himself, "I'd find you fresh if more adventurers would fall down here." Only the pelvis and some of the caved in ribcage still had leather on it, most having been eaten by centuries despite the caretaker's best machinations.
"Are...are you going to kill me?" Ciara asked steadily.
The caretaker turned his entire shoulder to look at her, his shrunken neck unable to do it properly, "Why for?"
She pointed at the skeleton under his hands with her dagger. He smiled, a disturbing sight as it only highlighted the rows of razor teeth, "I no more killed this one than a hurricane destroys a fly. And she does not demand blood. Only an oil and the occasional cuppa."
He returned to his work, talking to something in the secondary crypt. Ciara looked around the tiny room but could find no signs of anyone else. Whatever free space existed was afforded by his moving a stack of books out of the way. The entire back wall was nothing but bookcases, stuffed to bursting, some sagging under the ancient weight. A tiny bed, mostly straw with a blanket tossed on top, was tucked away to one side, surrounded by even more books. She felt strangely at home in the library of a schizophrenic monster.
"How long have you been here?" she asked.
The caretaker waved his arms around, "Long enough to read all these books many times over. And yet their endings never change," he paused and rose, closing the oil pot, "Except for Dignity & Bias when someone tried to spice it up by adding a scene of a werewolf fighting undead. I must say, I was rather upset necromancy was no longer practiced. The original author would have given that iconoclast such a liver chomping."
He shuffled off to his nest, picking up a pair of glasses and settling them on his so hawkish nose even some raptors would declare it a bit much, "There, now to business."
Ciara kept her dagger raised even as he settled into the only chair in the small room, crossing his legs. The robe's hem fell away enough to show a very green foot, gnarled and twisted, with only four toes sprouting their own armory for nails. "You are here for something, yes?"
Despite the weirdness of being interviewed by a monster wandering around in a dressing gown deep in an ancient tomb, Ciara calmly responded, "Yes. A sword."
"A specific sword, or are you looking to merely upgrade your current model?" he pointed towards her dagger still aimed for his heart. Probably where his heart was. Did monsters even have hearts?
"A specific sword," she rolled her eyes at his insolence, and he chuckled at hers, "A sword named after a man."
"A sword named after a man? How very Freudian."
"Freudian?" Ciara asked.
"You have never heard of Sir Freud?" the caretaker tapped his chin dramatically as if he'd never seen it done, only read about it. "Very strange man, always concerned everyone was sleeping with his mother. Heard he died trying to convince his battalion a dragon was just a cigar." He snapped out of his reverie as soon it took him, "But you did not find this specific sword named after a man?"
"No."
"Despite coming upon a tomb drenched in riches with a shining plate of armor and a blade that can never tarnish?" He pressed, enjoying the game.
Ciara; however, was not, "How long have you been watching us?"
He giggled again, like a schoolgirl caught stealing raspberries. It was disconcerting coming from a gods knew how ancient grey skinned monster. "Long enough, long enough. What?" he called to behind his shoulder, "She wants me to tell you 'kings is dangerous to mess with. They'll only break your heart, invade your lands, and make everyone dress in short pants.'"
"She?" Ciara asked, looking around again for the source of his information. Was Isa here? Where were the others anyway? "Where's everyone else?"
The caretaker tapped his fingers against his wrist, counting out something, "Most likely 2/5ths of the way to the Tower of Ashlan."
"The Tower of Ashar?" she asked, her brow wrinkling.
He slapped his forehead, "Ashar, of course. You Osteros hate your lan's don't you?"
"They left me?" she mumbled to herself, ignoring the dialogue coach.
"There was not much choice, the Ebony Men can be rather persistent," her head snapped up to him, "You failed to notice the last patrons? They made a dreadful mess of the foyer, tossing skulls everywhere."
"That was our priest, actually," she admitted, guiltily.
"Gods never could keep their noses out of the dead," he muttered. "Your Empire men, I assume your enemy, broke through after your group and attempted to slaughter everyone in the room lest a white flag be thrown."
"What happened?" she was a spectator to her own life now and didn't like it.
"Your king stood down, surprisingly bright tactic from a head muddled by a crown. They tend to be more throw wave after wave of peasants against a problem until it is not there anymore. Thus your enemy corralled them up and carted them away, torching the tomb in the process."
"Then why am I here? Why am I not torched or with them? And why don't I remember it?" her dagger spun back to him, dancing near his collar. Monsters may not have hearts, but they certainly had necks that could be slit.
"Ah, she said you'd be trouble. 'Smart ones is dangerous.' She said that a lot, typically to dumb ones," he babbled again, trying to push the dagger away with his fingers. "If it is so important, I incapacitated you with a personal mixture, then pulled you through one of my more cleverly hidden passages before the Empire's men noticed you."
"Why?" Ciara wanted to pull her hair and scream at this monster. Scream at him for every little thing in her life that had gone kidney kicking wrong since that autumn day.
His soulless eyes twinkled in the candlelight, "Because you knew that wasn't the sword of Cas."
He leaned back in his chair, the bulbous head listing to the side as if it had trouble remaining upright as he picked up something propped up against the wall like a broom or mop. The caretaker placed it across his lap delicately and looked into Ciara's eyes, "This is."
The blade was simple. So simple you'd never notice it in a pile of used swords at a blow out sale after a big battle.
The caretaker nodded, his glasses falling askew as he passed the blade to Ciara. Her dagger dropped into her lap as she took the grip of Liam. Gods, she was going to have to rename the thing. Raising it slowly, she looked down the blade so much had been lost chasing. It hummed with a power more terrifying than magic, age. Dragons and empires fell at its edge, or so the legends went. What's one more life to it?
"Careful," the caretaker said, "he's still sharp."
Ciara nodded slowly, her eyes still drawn to the etching as if it could give her some hints as to the woman who wielded it. "The scabbard's beside her body," he said, nonchalantly pointing to the skeleton.
For the first time, Ciara rose to her legs, her head skimming along the low ceiling. The table she'd been left to rest off the drug upon creaked in response, grateful to have her weight off. Slowly, she inched towards the skeleton, its endless grin seemed wrong. She expected Cas to be scowling, even in desiccated death. The bones offered no resistance as she scooped up the scabbard and returned the blade to its second home. Perhaps it'd finally found a new first.
The Caretaker rose on his unsteady legs, adding more weight to an overcrowded situation. He barely came to Ciara's chest, which made conversing with him extra awkward. "We have two choices before us. Two paths diverged in the smoldering crypt."
She narrowed her eyes, and looked towards the scabbard in her hands, running her fingers along the surprisingly in shape belt. Where'd the little monster manage to get his claws on that?
"We remain here, discussing recent turns of phrases I have failed to learn," the Caretaker continued, reaching over to pick up the lantern. Ciara twisted her mouth up at that idea. "Or, we visit the Tower of Ashar."
"Impossible," she said, "the Empire's guards will be all over it, if they don't catch us on the road first."
"Then let us take a road they dare not travel," he grinned wickedly and turned from her. Digging his claw deep into his back bookshelf, he yanked on a handle and the entire wall shifted revealing a hidden doorway. The Caretaker jumped in, his bare feet slapping against hard stone.
"Wonderful," Ciara muttered to herself, "I will die a happy woman if I never have to see another secret passage," as she followed after the monster.
Unattended for the first time in centuries, the bones of Cas settled in for a quiet rest.
The weary eyes of a prince rolled up to the rising portcullis of what was supposed to be his keep. Aldrin paused, the chains around his arms jangling against his thighs as he glanced at the very few Empire men pacing about the walls, some even limped. However they took the tower, it was not one without loses. An increasingly unfriendly hand shoved him in the back and he jerked forward, into the Tower of Ashar's courtyard.
A few of the soldiers pacing about the door looked up at the prisoners, their armor askew. Helmets had been tossed to the side, revealing receded eyes blinking rapidly in the setting sun. Ashar's courtyard was little more than a stopping point, a place to leave a few horses, work out some growing aggression through a duel, or have a quick execution before lunch. It wasn't even much of a tower, little past four stories with a long abandoned dungeon and rotting armory. Any tactical advantage would only last until winter, when the icy breath off the frozen seas whipped through poorly insulated walls. The Osteros only held onto her because it was theirs. If it weren't for whispers about the Empire wanting it, she'd have been dismantled and turned into a Bed and Brick of Something We Call Oatmeal.
The man who spent the past ten miles shoving Aldrin in the back for nearly every breath he took, called out to the fellows taking a break beside the stables. It was all gibberish to the prince, who responded to every Avarian order with a wave of his manacled hands and a cheery "Go conjugate yourself." Their other capturers began to disband, wandering off to the walls to chat up their fellow soldiers. Rumors and gossip were the lifeblood of a man trying to climb the broken social ladder.
Eventually only the leader, a man with a rabbit's fur stole wrapped around his fat neck beneath the black armor, and the stick thin soldier with a wispy bit of black above his pursed lips remained. Their leader was arguing with the other soldiers, or possibly asking one of them for a sweet. It was all Avarian to Aldrin.
The heavily chained head of Taban perked up as he looked about the courtyard, his trained eyes noting and taking stock of each arm, every blade, and more importantly the keys to the cursed manacles. He tried out different scenarios in his head, but each ended with either Aldrin foolishly stepping into a blade or the bumbling priest knocking into a brazier and setting the tower aflame. Sighing, he dropped his head and listened into the conversation.
Isa grumbled, stumbling again to the ground. Her legs were unsteady beneath her ever since she came to, midway through being shoved down the narrow passage into the makeout cave. That was a bit like dropping an angry cat into a bath, a few of the soldiers still sported scratches and bite marks. But her energy was obliterated quickly and she'd fallen to her knees. The soldiers bound her hands quickly and kept their distance, afraid they'd react against their commander's orders to keep the prisoners all alive.
Kynton offered his hands to her, the only one not in chains. The soldiers were uncertain what to do with a man of the gods in their midst and offered him the ultimatum of, "Come with us and we won't kill you." This took quite a few dramatic pantomimes to get across before Taban curtly translated for them. After the Avarians realized the dark one was fluent, they whispered only short commands behind their hands.
The witch tried to roll back to her feet on her own, but fell back on her haunches, getting a large mud splat all over her behind. Again, the priest offered his hand to her, "Come now," he chided to the angry and filthy witch, "it will not bite."
Hating herself, the soldiers, her mother, and especially the priest she nodded her head, allowing Kynton to take her hands and lift her up. Her head rose proud, even through the exhaustion of a near total cataclysmic magic blowback and a forced march over a day and a half. The priest stepped back from her glare and almost cast the eye at her.
"I promise, I will not tell a soul," he whispered.
The soldiers bickered some more, their furred leader not getting the answer he wanted. There seemed to be some factions within the group. Aldrin watched as the pair rose up, and the tension in their muscles as they addressed a possible superior as if he were a piece of snot dangling out of a stable boy's nose. The crisp Avarian was coming to a crescendo when another voice broke across the courtyard.