Read The Last President Online
Authors: John Barnes
“Daddy made me learn to ride,” Bambi said, “but the truth is I was a lot more in love with the Porsche and the sailboat than I ever was with the horse.”
“Oh yeah. I would
so
have agreed with you when I was sixteen. If there were still Porsches, I'd
still
agree with you. But since you can ride, let's get to dinner. Our cook Luther is kind of a genius, and he won't have many more chances to show off till the campaign's over.”
They rode for several minutes in silence. At the gate to the airfield, one of the younger soldiers started to salute and caught himself. Jenny grinned. “You go saluting the wrong person too often and my husband'll catch you.”
“Yes, ma'am, I'm sorry, won't happen again.”
After another block, safely out of earshot of the sentries, Jenny sighed and said, “The regular Army held together pretty well down south around the big bases, but as for the militia, Jeff says we're back to recruiting cannon fodder, and forget esprit de corps, they're just thrilled to have a job, regular food, and someone to tell them what to do. The regular Army sergeants that are all captains now have terrified the militia boys into saluting, but they're not so good on who or what yet.”
“Pbbt. It's a different world. I go to grab a sandwich in the kitchen and fifteen bowing fools are there to tell me a duchess can't slice her own bread,” Bambi said. “See your salutes and raise.”
Jenny laughed. “Fold. At least they don't expect me to go around in a tiara.”
“Part of why I insist on flying so muchâthat leather helmet precludes even sillier hats. Quattro
loves
the hats, though.”
Dinner was everything Jenny had implied; “Luther is not âkind of' a genius, he's a genius,” Bambi said.
“Let me write that down.” Jenny grinned. “He keeps a quote book of things famous people say about his food. He'll love getting a quote from a duchess.”
“In that case,” Bambi said, “write down that I said that if I'd known about him, I'd've had him cook for my coronation.” She let Jenny have a moment to scribble before asking, “So was the general just being a workaholic, or did he really need to ride off in a hurry like that?”
Jenny smiled. “Both, always. Jeff only relaxes when I shame him into it, but I only do that when he's falling-down non-functionally tired, because he really does need to be that busy. We've been talking with Heather about Operation Full Court Press since Cameron Nguyen-Peters proposed it last fall.”
“It's a shame he's not here to see it bear fruit,” Bambi said, staying carefully neutral in tone. She had only met the last regular NCCC of the United States a couple of times, briefly, and hadn't liked him at all, but he had been one of two indisputably legitimate links to the old United States government, his assassination had made everything far more difficult, and Heather was absolutely certain the Graysons had been behind it.
Jenny sighed, not taking the bait. “Jeff says, at least ten times a day, that he wishes he had Cam at the other end of the supply lines.”
Gosh, do you mean now he thinks that shooting Cam was a
bad
thing?
Bambi wanted to ask. Red Dog's report had said that Grayson had actually done it personally, and that Jenny had not only known it was going to happen, but had urged Grayson to go through with it. Bambi remembered James's briefing about Jenny Whilmire Grayson:
Looks like Barbie but under that plastic is the brass heart of Lady Macbeth, and don't forget it.
“So I guess there's a lot on his mind and a lot to take care of.”
Jenny grinned fiercely. “We've been doing everything we can to convince everyone
below
battalion commanders that it'll take us ten days to execute an order to start. Everybody thinks they're in the very first advance guard and that other troops will be catching up with them for days, but most people aren't dumb enough to talk about what their own unit is doing. But an âobvious problem' for the whole army, though, well, that doesn't seem like much of a secret, and so the cover story about the ten days has been leaking like crazy.”
“How do the tribals hear any rumors from our side of the river?”
“Oh, there's a huge black market across the Ohio. Tribals aren't supposed to but lots of their scouts trade looted jewelry and tools for canned food and real bread. So by now everyone at the first big tribal encampment, just downriver from here, is dead certain that they have a week at least before we even start to move.”
“So how long do they really have?”
“Jeff was riding off to tell the engineers to start putting a temporary bridge across the ice right here; it's all preplaced ready-to-go pieces. That will be done by about two in the morning, he hopes. Meanwhile the tribal spies and scouts won't be meeting the people they expect, and their regular patrols are going to have some real bad luck; we've been following but not taking them for weeks. So with a little luck, almost none of them will make it back to the tribal encampment before our army is on top of them, right about dawn. If Jeff's plan works, the first tribal horde will be gone before lunch tomorrow.” Her eyes, reflecting the candlelight, seemed feral and vicious, but her smile was still a beauty-pageant dazzler.
“Brilliant,” Bambi said, meaning it.
Lady, you scare me just a little, but right now we need scary people on our side.
THE NEXT DAY. OLYMPIA, NEW DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (FORMERLY OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON). 12:30 PM PACIFIC TIME. MONDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2026.
It amused Quattro Larsen that nobody was there to meet him at the airport.
No perqs for the Duke.
He did what he usually did on his regular routeâmade sure the right people would be working on the Gooney, then swapped his leather flying helmet for his trademark floppy hat with a feather, slung up his bag, and flagged down a taxi, a museum-piece buggy that had probably been in the business of giving romantic rides around a park somewhere, back before. “The New White House, please.”
The driver nodded. “Little White House, right.”
Quattro paid the cabbie with one of the new California Eagles, the twenty-dollar gold coins that he and Bambi had begun minting privately, and told him to keep the change. The cabbie managed a sketchy bow that amused Quattro, but he returned it gravely.
Wish more people got that all this Duck and Doochess stuff is a joke,
he thought.
Laying on the awe and majesty is kind of fun in a silly ironic way but I'm starting to worry about the number of people taking it seriously. Hate to admit that to Bambi, though, she'll say she told me so, and she's been worrying about it for ages already.
Inside the New White House there was a great deal more bowing and saluting in the foyer before Quattro was allowed to just proceed into the plain office to his right. The moment the door closed, he sighed and relaxed, and his three old friends rose to greet him.
Graham Weisbrod, the last living person with any claim to be President of the United States, was scrawny and short, and the stress of the last couple of years had removed most of his white hair, stooped his shoulders, and shrunk his hips and belly to slackness, but he still had the same lopsided cynic's grin that had terrified generations of grad students.
Next to Weisbrod, General Norm McIntyre, tall, iron-gray hair, wearing plain fatigues, the highest-ranking surviving officer from the old army, was almost expressionless;
we've all aged a lot in the last sixteen months,
Quattro thought,
but it's like Norm was cut off from all his life force. Norm's not the type to start over; his head's too full of what he did back before.
Allie Sok Banh, half the age of either man, scrawled one more thing on the pad on her desk before she rushed to Quattro, giving him a quick phony hug and air-kiss. The last year had probably been harder on her than either of the men, but she was a generation younger and had adapted better. “I hope it's the package we've been expecting,” she said.
“Well, it's not new Federal standards for laundry detergents.”
Weisbrod said, “Allie, you're faster than either of us with a coding pad, so if you wouldn't mind? Quattro, while she works, can we offer you coffee?”
The men chatted quietly while Allie scribbled swiftly through the hundreds of two-digit additions on her coding pad.
Quattro did his best to concentrate on Graham's talk of building a new rail line over the Upper Peninsula and across the Mackinac Bridge to connect the whole New State of Superior, and McIntyre's elaborate plans for re-merging the mostly-former-National Guard Provi Army with the mostly-former-regular Temper Army so that everyone's seniority was respected and the required promotions and demotions could be fairly distributed. Quattro could not forget that what was happening on Allie's coding pad was capital-h History;
maybe they can't either and that's why they're talking about procedural crap like mid-level postal clerks.
When she looked up, they were all instantly silent.
“Operation Full Court Press is set to begin as fast as we can begin it,” she said. “Apparently everyone is jumping on it; if he's on plan, Grayson is already across the Ohio and has attacked the first horde.”
“Well, we can put it on the agenda for the Cabinet meeting for next week,” Graham said, “and see what everyone says.”
McIntyre nodded. “That'll give me a chance to assess the impact of all the requests for troop commitmentsâ”
“There are only two, for right now,” Allie said. “Grayson wants the six regiments you already promised, especially the President's Own Rangers, for the Wabash Valley campaign, rendezvous at Pale Bluff, early May. And Utah, even though they're still declining to take their seats in our Congress, wants to coordinate so that when they slam the tribals in their northwest corner, we'll be ready to close the trap in southern Idaho and western Wyoming. We've already got the requested regiments preparing to join Grayson, and the forts in the Yellowstone are ready for the reinforcements. So all we need to doâ”
“I'm sure all that can be pulled together at the Cabinet meetingâ” Graham began.
Allie showed neither irritation nor impatience, apparently taking their agreement for granted. “Well, I'll start the things rolling that can't wait, and I'll clear everyone's calendar so we can move that meeting up to tomorrow morning. You'll want to review the planned deployments before we finalize them, General.” She stood. “Quattro, I am guessing no one has fed you, you're probably starving, and so am I. Are you too tired for dinner?”
“Never.”
“Well, then,” she said to the two older men, who looked stunned, “I'll do my Chief of Staffly thing on the calendar when I get back; meanwhile, the full document and all the addenda are right here on the pad, and you both should read all through it. Quattro and I will eat in the Secure Dining Room. Are you sure you won't join us?”
“I, um, I don't thinkâ” McIntyre said.
Graham Weisbrod looked mildly annoyed. “There are some serious political issues to discussâ”
“Well, of course,” Allie said. “That's what Quattro and I will be discussingâare you sure you gents don't want to join us?”
Graham Weisbrod froze like a listening rabbit, then sagged. “Well, I guess we can iron out details after you get back.”
The Secure Dining Room was located in the attic space; as they passed by the kitchen at the back of the house, Allie leaned in to say, “Bobbi? Secure Dining Room, just two, for lunchâ”
“Of course, ma'am. Today it's chowder, fresh bread, and greens, need anything special?”
“Got a pot of coffee we can take up?”
“Right here.”
Allie led the way upstairs. “Craig?”
“Yes, ma'am,” the Ranger sergeant replied.
“We'll be talking and eating in the Secure Dining Room. Could you have a guard come up with Bobbi? We'll stick to small talk till the food comes.”
“Sure thing, ma'am.”
The Secure Dining Room seated eight at a central table and three at a smaller table by the window, which looked out over Puget Sound. Allie sat at the small table, gesturing Quattro into the chair facing the window. “Best view in the New District,” she said. “I often bring a notepad and a pot of coffee up here when I need to work.”
“Wow, I've got a better view, but you've got reliable coffee.”
“It's Lisa Fanchion's bribe to us, in exchange for a friendly, low-tax, no-regs port to operate from.”
“I think if we heard she was unhappy with you at noon, we'd be rolling out the red carpet at San Diego before one.”
The food and coffee arrived, and the guard took up his post outside the door. When they had finished, Allie gestured toward the harbor again. “The country is going to regrow in some other shape this time. Probably much more facing the Pacific than we did before; it's the quick way to Australia and India, and that's the friendly two-thirds of the Big Three.”
“You think we're going to have trouble with the Argies?”
“Wish we wouldn't but . . . too much says we will. They've already signed special arrangements with ports all over South America, and they're pushing into Central America and the Caribbean. The surviving national governments wouldn't run without Argie advisors and loans, and sometimes their troops. Given how beat up Daybreak left Mexico, and how little we can do for them right away, I think we'll lose them to the Argentine orbit too. The RRC espionage teams over in Manbrookstat say that Argentine ships are already sniffing around at the Chesapeake and making offers to the Commandant for stuff he doesn't own.”
“Stuff likeâ”
“Like the Delmarva, and maybe the Potomac Valley. I don't really like the idea that the site of DC might be inside an Argentine colony in the next generation. Besides being our capital, it's my home town, and if anything is ever built there again, I want it to be American. I thought I was an internationalist with a broad perspective, back before, and maybe I was, but nowadays: not one inch of dirt to outsiders. Hell, I even resent the Texans talking about secession, and I'll miss those cranky impossible hicks if they do.