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Authors: Gardner Dozois
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Now all I had to do was poison the eunuch.
The eunuch answered to “eunuch,” but his real name (I learned after a certain amount of probing) was Tisza. He had not been surgically castrated; there was an implant somewhere in his forearm dispensing the necessary cocktail of androgen-blockers, suppressing his libido and lending him a mildly androgynous appearance. Other implants, similar to those employed by government operatives, had given him heightened reflexes, spatial coordination, and enhanced night vision. He was adept with weapons and unarmed combat, as (I had no cause to doubt) were all Batu eunuchs. I had no need of his protection, of course, but appearances were paramount. I was posing as a woman of means, a well-healed tourist. No woman in my circumstances would ever have travelled without the accompaniment of a man such as Tisza.
He served my purpose in another way. We shared the same rooms, with the eunuch sleeping in a small, doorless annex connected to mine. Because I might (conceivably) be drugged or poisoned, Tisza always ate the same meals as me, served at the same time and brought to my cabin by one of the
BK
’s white uniformed stewards.
“What if you get poisoned and die on me?” I asked, innocently, when we were sitting opposite together across my table..
He tapped a pudgy finger against his belly. “It would take a lot to kill me, Miss Bocheng. My constitution has been tailored to process many toxins in common circulation among would-be assassins and miscreants. I will become ill much sooner than you would, but what would kill you would merely make me unwell, and not so unwell that I could not discharge my duties.”
“I hope you’re right about that.”
He patted his chin with napkin. “It is no occasion for pride. I am what I am because of the chemical intervention and surgery of the Batu Escort Agency. It would be equally pointless to understate my abilities.”
Later, feigning nervousness, I told him that I had heard a noise from his annex.
“It is nothing, I assure you. No one could have entered these rooms without our knowing it.”
“It sounded like someone breathing.”
He smiled tolerantly. “There are many foreign sounds on a ship like this. Noises carry a great distance through the ducts and conduits of the air-circulation system.”
“Couldn’t someone have crawled through those same conduits?”
He rose from the table without a note of complaint. “It is unlikely, but I shall investigate.”
As soon as he had vanished through the door into his annex, I produced a vial from my pocket and tipped its sugary contents onto the remains of his meal. I heard him examining things, pulling open cupboard doors and sliding drawers. By the time he returned, with a reassuring expression on his face, the toxin crystals had melted invisibly into his food and the vial was snug in my pocket.
“Whatever you heard, there’s no one in there.”
“Are you sure?”
“Completely. But I’m willing to look again, if it would put your mind at ease.”
I looked abashed. “I’m just being silly.”
“Not at all. You must not be afraid to bring things to my attention. It is what you have hired me for.”
“Tuck in,” I said, nodding at his meal. “Before it gets cold.”
Tisza was moaning and sweating on the bed, deep in fever, as Mister Tayang appraised him warily. “Did he tell you he could detect poisons? They don’t all come with that option.”
“He can. Isn’t that the point?”
“It could just be a bug he’s picked up. On the other hand, he may have been hit by something intended for you that his system wasn’t designed to filter out.”
“A poison?”
“It’s a possibility, Miss Bocheng.”
Tayang was a steward; a young man with a pleasant face and a highly professional manner. I had seen him around earlier, but – as was the case with all the crew – he had steadfastly refused to engage in any conversation not related to my immediate needs. I had counted on this, and contrived the poisoning of the eunuch to give me heightened access to one or more of the crew. It need not have been Tayang, but my instincts told me that he would serve excellently.
“Then why isn’t it affecting me?” I asked.
“I don’t wish to alarm you, but it could be that it’s going to in a very short while. We need to get both of you into the sick bay. Under observation, we should be able to stabilize the eunuch and ensure you come to no harm.”
This was the outcome I had been hoping for, but some indignation was called for. “If you think I’m going to spend the rest of this trip in some stinking sick bay, after I’ve paid for this cabin . . .”
Tayang raised a calming hand. “It won’t be for long. A day or two, just to be on the safe side. Then you can enjoy the rest of the trip in comfort.”
Another pair of stewards was summoned to help shift the hapless Tisza, while I made my way to the sick bay on foot. “Actually,” I said, “now that you mention it . . . I do feel a little peculiar.”
Tayang looked at me sympathetically. “Don’t worry, Miss Bocheng. We’ll have you right as rain in no time.”
The sick bay was larger and better equipped than I had been expecting, almost as if it belonged in a different ship entirely. I was relieved to see that no one else was using it. Tayang helped me onto a reclined couch while the other stewards pulled a screen around the stricken eunuch.
“How do you feel now?” Tayang asked, fastening a black cuff around my forearm.
“Still a bit funny.”
For the next few minutes, Tayang – who had clearly been given basic medical training – studied the readouts on a handheld display he had pulled from a recess in the wall.
“Well, it doesn’t
look
. . .” he began.
“I should have listened to my friends,” I said, shaking my head. “They told me not to come here.”
He tapped buttons set into the side of the display. “Your friends warned you that you might end up getting poisoned?”
“Not exactly, no. But they said it wasn’t a good idea travelling on the
Burkhan Khaldun
, down the Parvan Tract. They were right, weren’t they?”
“That would depend. So far, I can’t see any sign that you’ve ingested anything poisonous. Of course, it could be something that the
analyser
isn’t equipped to detect . . .”
“And the eunuch?”
“Just a moment,” Tayang said, leaving the display suspended in the air. He walked over to the other bed and pulled aside the curtain. I heard a murmured exchange before he returned, with a bit less of a spring in his step. “Well, there’s no doubt that something pretty heavy’s
hit
his system. Could be a deliberate toxin, could be something nasty that just happened to get into him. We’re not far out of Gansu; he could have contracted something there that’s only just showing up.”
“He’s been poisoned, Mister Tayang. My bodyguard. Doesn’t that strike you as a slightly ominous development?”
“I still say it could be something natural. We’ll know soon enough. In the meantime, I wouldn’t necessarily jump to the conclusion that you’re in immediate peril.”
“I’m concerned, Mister Tayang.”
“Well, don’t be. You’re in excellent hands.” He leaned over to plump my pillow. “Get under the blanket if you feel shivery. Is there anything you’d like me to fetch from your room?”
“No, thank you.”
“In which case, I’ll leave you be. I’ll keep the analyser attached just in case it flags anything. The other stewards are still here; if you need anything, just call.”
“I will.”
He was on the verge of leaving – I had no doubt that he was a busy man – when something caused him to narrow his eyes. “So if it wasn’t about being poisoned, Miss Bocheng, why exactly was it that your friends didn’t want you taking this ship?”
“Oh, that.” I shook my head. “It’s silly. I don’t know why I mentioned it all. It’s not as if I believe any of that nonsense.”
“Any of
what
nonsense, exactly?”
“You know, about the phantoms. About how the Parvan Tract is haunted. I told them I was above all that, but they still kept going on about it. They said that if I took this ship, I might never come back. Of course, that only made me even more determined.”
“Good for you.”
“I told them I was a rationalist, not someone who believes in ghosts and goblins.” I shifted on the couch, giving him a sympathetic look. “I expect that you’re fed up with hearing about all that, especially as you actually work here. I mean, if anyone would have been likely to see something, it would be you, wouldn’t it, or one of the other crew?”
“That would make sense,” he said.
“Well, the fact that you obviously
haven’t
. . . there can’t be anything to it, can there?” I crossed my arms and smiled triumphantly. “Wait until I tell my friends how silly they’ve been.”
“Perhaps . . .” he began, and then fell silent.
I knew that I had him then; that it would be only a matter of time before Tayang felt compelled to show me evidence. My instincts proved correct, for within a day of my discharge from the sick bay (the eunuch was still under observation, but making satisfactory progress), the steward contrived an excuse to visit my quarters. He had a clean towel draped over his arm, as if he had come to replace the one in my bathroom.
“I brought you a fresh one. I think the cleaning section missed this corridor this morning.”
“They didn’t, but I appreciate the gesture all the same.”
He lingered, as if he had something to get off his chest but was struggling to find the right words.
“Mister Tayang?” I pressed.
“What we were talking about before . . .”
“Yes?” I enquired mildly.
“Well, you’re wrong.” He said it nicely enough, but the defiance in his words was clear. “The phantoms exist. I may not have seen anything with my own eyes, but I’ve seen data that’s just as convincing.”
“I doubt it.”
“I can show you easily enough.” He must have been intending to say those words from the moment he had decided to come to my cabin, yet now that he had spoken them, his regret was immediate.
“Really?”
“I shouldn’t have . . .”
“Tell me,” I said forcefully. “Whatever this is, I want to see it.”
“It means your friends were right, and you were wrong.”
“Then I need to know that.”
Tayang gave me a warning look. “It’ll change the way you think. At the moment, you have the luxury of not believing in the phantoms. I know that there’s something out there that we don’t understand, something that doesn’t belong. Are you sure you want that burden?”
“If you can handle it, I think I can. What do I have to do?”
“I need to show you something. But I can’t do it now. Later, during the night shift, it’ll be quieter.”
“I’ll be ready,” I said, nodding eagerly.
Close to midnight, Tayang came for me. Remembering to keep in character for someone half convinced she was the target of an assassin, I did not open up immediately.
“Yes?”
“It’s me, Tayang.”
I cracked open the door. “I’m ready.”
He looked me up and down. “Take off those clothes, please.”
“I’m sorry?”
He glanced away, blushing. “What I mean is, wear as much or as little as you would wear for bed.” I noticed that he had a jacket draped over his arm, as if he was ready to put it around my shoulders. “Should we meet someone, and should questions be asked, you will explain that I found you sleepwalking, and that I’m taking you back to your cabin via the most discreet route I can think of, so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of any other passengers.”
“I see. You’ve given this some thought, haven’t you?”
“You aren’t the first skeptical passenger, Miss Bocheng.”
I closed the door and disrobed, then put on thin silk trousers and an equally thin silk blouse, the one scarlet and the other electric yellow, with a design of small blue wolves. I untied my hair and messed it to suggest someone only recently roused from the bed.
Outside, as was customary during the night shift of the
BK
’s operations, the corridor lights were dimmed to a sleepy amber. The bars, restaurants, and gaming rooms were closed. The public lounges were deserted and silent, save for the scurrying mouselike cleaning robots that always emerged after the people had gone away. Tayang chose his route well, for we did not bump into any other passengers or crew.
“This is the library,” he said, when we had arrived in a small, red-lit room, set with shelves, screens, and movable chairs. “No one uses it much – it’s not exactly a high priority for most of our passengers. They’d rather drink away the voyage with Temujin
airag
.”
“Are we allowed here?”
“Well, technically there’d be nothing to stop you visiting this room during normal ship hours. But during normal ship hours, I wouldn’t be able to show you what I’m about to.” He was trying to be nonchalant about the whole adventure, but his nervousness was like a boy on a dare. “But don’t worry, we won’t get into trouble.”
“How is a library going to change my mind about the phantoms?”
“Let me show you.” He ushered me to one of the terminals, swinging out a pair of hinged stools for us to sit on. I sat to the left of him, while Tayang flipped open a dust cover to expose a keyboard. He began to tap at the keys, causing changes to the hooded data display situated at eye-level. “As it happens, these consoles are connected to the
Burkhan Khaldun’s
own computers. You just have to know the right commands.”
“Won’t this show up?”
He shook his head. “I’m not doing anything that will come to anyone’s attention. Besides, I’m perfectly entitled to access this data. The only thing wrong is you being with me, and if anyone comes down here, we’ll have time to prepare for them, to make it look as if I caught you sleepwalking.’ He fell silent for a minute or so, tapping through options, obviously navigating his way through to the information stored in the computer’s memory bank. “I just hope the company spooks haven’t got to it already,” he murmured. “Every now and then, someone from Blue Heaven comes aboard and wipes large chunks of the
BK
’s memory. They say they’re just doing routine archiving, clearing space for more data, but no one believes that. Look’s like we’re in time, though. I didn’t see any spooks nosing around when we were in Gansu: they’ll probably come aboard next time we’re back.” He glanced over his shoulder. “I’ll show it to you once. Then we go. All right?”