The Mammoth Book of Erotic Confessions
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Authors: Barbara Cardy
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ARBARA
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founded and edited erotic imprints “In the Buf” and “The Hot Spot”.
To date she has edited twenty-six erotic anthologies. She lives with her husband and children and a host of animals in a cosy cottage in the lush English countryside.
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Copyright © Barbara Cardy, 2009 (unless otherwise indicated)
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WINDOW ON LUST Sara, Sheffield
ZIPPY’S FIRST DESCENT Stephanie, Wiltshire
LA VIEILLE FEMME Brian, Stittsville
SHARING MY WIFE THE BACK WAY Martin, Hertfordshire
GETTING THE JOB Kitty, Los Angeles
BEDSIDE MANNERS Steve, Bayswater
TOP OF THE CHARTS Nick, Costa Mesa
JOYS OF WATER SPORTS Peter, London
TASTING HIM Jessica, Los Angeles
HAND PUPPET Angela, Los Angeles
HOTEL RENDEZVOUS Jessica, Cleveland
GOOD BUDDIES Larry, Hod Hasharon
SECRET MISTRESS Lilith, Toronto
GETTING A HOT RECEPTION Sophie, Darlington
P FOR PANTIES Poulose, Boxboro
CONFESSIONS OF A SEX THERAPIST Pricilla, USA
A WEEKEND WITH JOYCE Antonia, Illinois
SHE, HER MOTHER AND ME Peter, Dorset
THE ULTIMATE DATE Mandy, County Durham
KOREAN OPPORTUNITY Ken, Toronto
STUDENT BAWDY Jarrett, Lawrence
MY LESBIAN SEX CONFESSION Teresa, Stoke-on-Trent
FIRST PERSON, SUBMISSIVE Amanda, Ottawa
WIFE SANDWICH Giselle, Scarborough
TRAVELLING NORTH Sandra, London
MOUNTAIN STREAM Gerard, Halifax
IN THE KITCHEN Michelle, Oxford
TIME FOR A CHANGE Richard, Melbourne
MY MOTHER’S FIANCÉ Selena, USA
THE CHEEK OF THOSE GIRLS Derek, Calgary
AN AFTERNOON DRINK Susannah, Bristol
NOT-SO-FOREIGN EXCHANGE Melvin, Lincoln
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS Ava, Ipswich
VILE SEDUCER Simon, San Francisco
BONFIRE NIGHT Alisha, Edmonton
CHANGING BOUNDARIES Rowan, Johannesburg
HUBBY’S BIRTHDAY TREAT Susy, Buckinghamshire
FLICKING THROUGH THE PAGES Louise, Swansea
IN THE DEEP DARK Sabina, Oakland
MY GUILTY, HOPELESS SECRET Leanne, Stockport
TEAMING UP Malcolm, Sioux Falls
TIRED OF BEING A VIRGIN Joe, Wheat Ridge
SURPRISE ATTACK Rebecca, Stockton-on-Tees
SATURDAY, 5.30 A.M. Giselle, Canada
FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T TELL MY WIFE Robert, Wirral
SHE COMES IN COLOURS Simon, Brisbane
TENANCY AGREEMENT Dave, Watford
MILKING MY LOVER James, Oxford
IT’S ALL IN THE TIMING Steve, Clifton
STOREROOM ANTICS Lisa, Huddersfield
JUST DESERTS Mrs Jones, Colchester
THE SWEET SMELL OF SUCCESS Chrissy, Newcastle
A SLAVE’S CONFESSION Alexander, Horsham
AFTERNOON ANAL SURPRISE Eric, Ithaca
A WALK IN THE PARK Seth, Cornwall
A TATTOO FOR JOHN Melissa, Perth
THE ADRENALINE MOMENT Jonathan, Centennial
LOUNGE SWEET Chris, South Australia
FRIDAY NIGHT SPICE Jane, Powell River
SEDUCING MY DAUGHTER’S GIRLFRIEND Isabelle, Chicago
FORBIDDEN FANTASY Lynne, Eindhoven
TEMPER TANTRUM Charlotte, Stittsville
SERVICE CALL Tony, South Australia
STRAWBERRY YOGHURT Laura, Worcestershire
CONVENIENCE Amaris, Dunsborough
FUCK MY WIFE, PLEASE! R.C., Danville
I CAN HAVE ANY WOMAN I WANT Bob, Llandudno
BRINGING EDDIE’S LUNCH Jess, Mishawaka
CAROLINE’S BLACK AND BLUE BOTTOM Michael, San Diego
COCKSUCKER Drew, Winston-Salem
PAINFUL PLEASURES Debra, Doncaster
THE SECRET TO A CLEAN HOME Di, Barnsley
MOTHER AND DAUGHTER Alex, Wales
CREAM AND PUNISHMENT Clarabelle, Winnipeg
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT Kathleen, Liverpool
Barbara Cardy
It was an absolute thrill – in every sense – to put this book together and I sincerely thank everyone who took the time to send me their erotic confessions. I had
to be ruthless to whittle it down to finally present you with this collection of well over 100 of them. Some will make you laugh, some will lift your brow, some you will find downright outrageous,
but all unfailingly arousing.
I have deliberately not ordered them into categories to seduce you into each confession with an open mind, perhaps into genres previously overlooked.
Whatever your kink you will find it here from a good old-fashioned spanking to bondage, from solo to foursomes, from water sports to . . . well, I will leave that for you to find out.
Let’s just say that there are oodles of wonderful smutty themes!
Sara, Sheffield
The story I’d like to tell you about took place on my honeymoon, and even though it all happened six years ago, I still get incredibly excited when I think about it
now.
Because neither my husband, Mark, nor I have got much in the way of close family to speak of, we decided to go off to Las Vegas to get married, just the two of us. We planned on the full works,
with an Elvis lookalike performing the ceremony and a couple of people pulled in off the street to be our witnesses. We booked into a suite in one of the plushest hotels on the Strip, so we could
spend time in the casinos and take in one of the shows. Mark even suggested that we visit one of the lap-dancing clubs there, so we could really find out why the town was known as Sin City.