The Man Who Made Husbands Jealous (39 page)

    On his way to the pavilion, Larry bumped into Rannaldini who'd just emerged from the house.

    'Who's that boy by the blue Ferrari?' asked Rannaldini, who knew perfectly well his

    spies were everywhere -but who wanted to goad Larry.

    Seeing Lysander for the first time, Larry snarled with rage.

    'Got some poncy name like Alexander Harley. For some reason Marigold's let Magpie Cottage to him.'

    In the old days Larry would never have allowed such a thing, but since his affair with Nikki he had less clout.

    'Extremely glamorous,' remarked Rannaldini. No wonder Larry had been rattled.

    Nodding to acquaintances, but not stopping, Rannaldini wandered over to the group round the Ferraris, whichincluded a slavering Ideal Homo wearing pale blue shorts and a little white sunhat.

    'Papa,' Natasha hugged him joyfully, 'you must meet Lysander.'

    While Flora had slept off their sexual excesses in Rome, Rannaldini had studied scores, dictated letters and even held auditions on the balcony of his Roman villa. A tan as dark as treacle toffee was now enhanced by a white suit of such impeccable cut and panache that it instantly set him apart from the crowd both as host and warlord of the manor. Lysander gave a sigh of pure wonder. Prepared to detest Rannaldini, he hadn't counted on such charisma or blazing vitality. He'd never met anyone as smooth or as sexy.

    'That is the sharpest suit,' he stammered, 'where did you get it?'

    'Some back street in Singapore,' said Rannaldini with a smile which softened the glittering, deadly nightshade

    eyes.

    God, the boy was heartbreaking close up. With a competitive surge of excitement, Rannaldini wondered if Flora had fallen under Lysander's spell and ignored her, nodding on the other hand to Ferdie and the Ideal Homo, who said: 'I agree with Lysander. That suit is to die for."

    'Better watch out you're not run over by a snowplough,' mocked Flora, determined to disguise her longing.

    'Where's Kitty?' asked Lysander.

    'Organizing tea.'

    'Doesn't she get to watch?' demanded Flora disapprovingly.

    'Kitty doesn't understand cricket,' said Rannaldini.

    'Didn't go to that kind of school,' added Natasha

    bitchily.

    The umpires, Mr Brimscombe and Rannaldini's dog handler, Clive, neither of whom were paid to be impartial, were leading the players on to the field when Lysander was sent flying by two blond bullets, Marigold's sons. Jason was wearing a T-shirt saying: I'm afraid of no-one in the world except my Dad. Markie was carrying a cricket bat almost bigger than himself.

    'We've got Rocky IV at home. Will you come and watch it after the match and will you bowl to us?' asked Jason.

    'Wait till the tea interval.' Lysander tucked his billowing shirt into his white trousers. 'I've got to field. How was going back last term?'

    'Fine,' said Markie. 'Mummy cried so much, I felt I should cry too, but only to make her feel better. How's Arfur?'

    'Come and see him. He likes your father's grazing.'

    'Come on, Lysander,' yelled the Archangel Mike.

    He's sweet with kids as well, thought Natasha as Lysander loped on to a pitch as emerald-green due to illicit sprinkling as Georgie's new leotard which Flora was now wearing.

    In the bandstand, sweating members of the London Met sawed their way through the Trout Quintet, wishing they, too, were under water. The group round the Ferrari were now joined by Marigold, who'd been working the crowd touting for the church fete.

    She was feeling low because the jeans she and Lysander had bought in February were now within three inches of doing up. Telling herself they would have been too hot was no help at all.

    'How's it going?' she whispered, accepting a glass of Ferdie's champagne.

    'Not as well as you and Larry,' whispered Ferdie, 'but watch out for fireworks this afternoon.'

    'I hope you girls are going to help at the church fete,' said Marigold.

    'I'll be abroad,' said Flora hastily.

    'So will I,' said Natasha.

    'Shame. And I thought you could decorate a room for free, Meredith.' Marigold turned to the Ideal Homo. 'It would make a lovely raffle prize.'

    'It would not,' said Meredith huffily. 'There's a recession on, dearie, if you hadn't noticed.'Having met Lysander, he was not going to forgive Marigold for not calling him in to redecorate Magpie Cottage. 'Talk about the reincarnation of the Paradise Lad,' he muttered to Flora as he parked his small bottom beside hers on the bonnet of Ferdie's Ferrari.

    The wine waiter of The Heavenly Host opened the bowling. Squaring his shoulders Bob hit him for four.

    'Oh, well clouted,' said Marigold, who got very hearty on such occasions. 'Don't eat all Ferdie's Jaffa cakes, boys.'

    'Is Hermione here?' asked Flora, who wanted to suss out the opposition.

    'No, thank God,' shuddered Meredith. 'She's playing Salome in New York, When she gets to the seventh veil the entire audience rears up and yells: ' "No, no, keep it

    on!" As Rannaldini was now well out of earshot, everyone

    howled with laughter.

    'Must be bliss for Bob having her away,' said Marigold.

    'Bliss! Bobby's got a good body, hasn't he? Oh, well hit, that'll be a six.'

    'Bob is nice looking actually,' admitted Flora. 'Pity he's losing his hair.'

    'He's just receding to match the recession. Bobby's always been trendy,' giggled Meredith. 'Oh, good shot,' as Bob snaked a single past first slip. 'This is going to be a rout. Poor Paradise, more like Inferno in this weather.'

    It was getting hotter. A silver haze writhed above the pitch. A sweep of mauve willow herb wilted beneath the smouldering ash-grey woods which bordered the ground. Birds, exhausted with feeding their young, were mute. Ferdie, running with sweat, wished he was thin enough to remove his shirt and get brown like all the other blokes. He couldn't take his eyes off Natasha he'd

    never seen anyone so pretty. Full of patter normally, he was suddenly so shy he could only fill her glass and ply her with cherries as dark red and shiny as her lips.

    A hundred for no wicket. The village were getting tetchy. They'd hoped for a glimpse of Georgie, who'd been singularly elusive since she'd moved in. Rumours of marriage problems, spread by Mother Courage, were circulating faster than greyhounds on a track. Guy, however, was much in evidence, looking very cheerful. Batting only at number seven, rather to his irritation, he was now being sweet to the wives of the fielding Paradise players, admiring their tans and their babies, making a manly show of reluctance when asked to sign autographs, intimating that he hoped to be playing for Paradise this time next year.

    By contrast, Larry, who was going in at number three, was sitting in the shade furiously shaking The Sunday Times Business section. He'd run out of people to shout at on the telephone and it didn't look as though this stupid opening partnership would ever get out. He was livid to see Mr Brimscombe umpiring the

    Judas. After the massacre of the honeysuckle round Flora's bedroom, Mr Brimscombe had been tempted to return to his old boss, but had decided that Larry was a bad-tempered bugger. The Paradise Pearl cutting had taken in Rannaldini's conservatory and the promise of a fat rise and an even taller mower from which he could look over the hedge at Natasha sunbathing topless by the pool had persuaded him to stay on.

    The situation was getting desperate, a flustered Paradise had started dropping catches. Lysander's supporters had moved back into the shade under the mulberry trees and, when he was sent to field on the boundary near them, barracked him because his side was doing so badly.

    'Can you ring Ladbroke's for me?' he shouted to Ferdie. 'My card's on the dashboard. Cover Point just told me Blue Chip Baby's a cert in the 4.15. Can you put on five hundred pounds on the nose?'

    In the light of his new bank balance, Lysander had considerably upped his stakes.

    'Rich as well,' murmured Meredith excitedly.'Spoof you for him,' sighed Natasha.

    'Bloody stupid putting on that kind of money,' snapped Ferdie.

    'You got anything to eat?' called Lysander, who'd already accepted an iced Carlsberg.

    'I'll make you a sandwich.' Natasha leapt down off the bonnet. 'Would you like chicken or smoked salmon?'

    Mulberries were falling on the parked cars. The crowd were melting. Bob and the horn player had put on 140.

    'If someone doesn't get out soon,' grumbled Marigold, 'Larry won't get a knock.'

    'God, she's pretty,' mumbled Ferdie, as Natasha sauntered on to the pitch with Lysander's sandwich.

    'Quite,' said Meredith, who'd hung two pairs of cherries over his ears like earrings, 'but an awful bitch.'

    Lysander, however, only had time for one bite. Things were getting so desperate that the Archangel Michael beckoned him over.

    'You bowl?'

    'A little.'

    'Can't do worse than this lot.' Mike lobbed the ball at him. 'Wicket's harder than Rannaldini's heart. Try and keep the ball up to the bat.'

    This should be interesting,' said Ferdie, as he finished off Lysander's sandwich.

    'Bowler's name,' shouted the scorer.

    'Hawkley,' yelled Mike.

    The crowd, particularly the women, perked up. So this was the gorgeous man who'd moved into Magpie Cottage. The London Met, bored with playing classical music, launched into 'Hey, Goodlookin'.'

    Meredith waved in time with a chicken drumstick.

    'Hi, Teddy!' Lysander grinned at Mr Brimscombe as he paced out his run. The two had become great mates when Lysander was sorting out Marigold. Lysander had been a nice young lad, always prepared to carry logs or dustbins, even if he couldn't mow in a straight line.

    His shirt billowing out, long-legged and loose-limbed as a West Indian, Lysander loped up to the wicket. A split second later the ball had removed Bob's middle stump. The crowd exploded in joy and relief which turned to ill-disguised mirth as Larry came in to bat. He had padding on his thighs, chest and gut and he was wearing Ian Botham gloves, Astra-turf trainers with plastic studs, a short-sleeved cricket shirt that was much too tight for him, a helmet and a face guard. His bat had never been used. Fortunately the laughter was drowned by loud applause as Bob came back with seventy-eight runs on the board.

    What sort of a ball was it?' asked Larry pompously.

    'I think it was a red one.' Bob mopped his brow. 'It's like a furnace out there.'

    'And here's Larry Lockton,' said the commentator, 'who, we're told, had a trial for Surrey.'

    As, Larry made a prolonged fuss about taking guard, Lysander walked back rubbing the ball up and down his trousers.

    'Oh, to be that ball,' sighed Meredith.

    Lysander's second ball hit Larry on the snow-white pad.

    ' 'Owzat?' howled the Paradise slips.

    'Out,' intoned Mr Brimscombe to the noisy chagrin of Marigold.

    'Bollocks,' bellowed Larry, mouthing like a gorilla behind his face guard.

    'Out,' confirmed Clive the doghandler, who didn't like Larry any better.

    'Don't think you'll ever get your fucking job back,' roared Larry as he stalked back to the pavilion.

    'Must have been a trial to Surrey, rather than for them,' giggled Meredith as Marigold rushed off to give solace.

    Lysander had taken a devastating five wickets for nine runs and ended his second over with London Met looking suddenly in trouble, when Guy came in. Immediately the band launched into 'Rock Star'.

    'Mum is clever,' admitted Flora. 'It does sound lovely played by a proper orchestra.''Mr Rock Star himself,' crackled the loudspeaker. 'No mean cricketer if my spies tell me right.'

    With his athlete's stride, his powerful body, his strong handsome face and arctic-blond hair glinting in the sunlight, Guy looked worthy to have pop songs dedicated to him. He wished Ju Ju was watching and where the hell was Georgie? Who could blame him being unfaithful to a woman who never gave him any support? Then, just as he was taking guard, he saw her arrive with Dinsdale, wandering round the wooded side of the pitch, past Lysander who was now fielding in the deep again. Her newly washed hair was tied back with a blue ribbon and she was wearing a duck-egg-blue shirt tied under her slender midriff and yesterday's flowered trousers.

    'And if I'm not mistaken, here's Georgie Maguire herself; Mrs Rock Star's just arrived in time,' said the commentator, and the band struck up again.

    Guy kicked off with a wristy single to loud applause. Then the tenor, who had the reputation for being a big hitter, blocked four balls, then clouted a six over Lysander's leaping outstretched fingers deep into the dark midgy wood behind. Next moment, Lysander, Georgie and Dinsdale, followed by a racing-up" yapping Maggie and Jack, disappeared in search of it. At first the players were happy to sit down and rest, then all eyes were turned to the wood as Dinsdale emerged carrying the ball. Waddling across the pitch he proudly dropped it to shouts of laughter at his master's feet.