The Marco Effect: A Department Q Novel (15 page)

“My thoughts exactly, Assad. You might even bring Mona Ibsen in on that one. I think she might need something to get her teeth into.” He
smiled to himself. If she thought she could get rid of him just like that, she’d have to relocate to northern Greenland.

“Assad’s right,” he continued. “We need to get
all
that sorted before we can even think about letting go of the case, and you know that as well as I do, Rose.”

She said nothing but looked like she was counting to ten inside her head. One never knew when the latent explosion she carried inside her was about to detonate.

Carl smiled wryly. He quite fancied trying.

“And yet here you come with another case that tickles your fancy.” He gestured toward her missing persons notice. “What was it that caught your attention? The bloke’s carrot top? Or maybe his bedraggled smile? Something about his eyes, perhaps, that awakens your motherly instinct? Whatever it is, I’ll be buggered if I can see it.”

She nodded, releasing the safety catch on the icy incendiary she was about to discharge. “OK, Carl. But you probably never had the kind of loving relationship to your father as the girl who made this notice had to hers, am I right?”

“Did
you
, Rose?”

Assad’s eyebrows shot up as though released by a spring.

Of all the things Carl could have said to her, this obviously shouldn’t have been one of them.

Before he even realized his gaffe, Rose had turned on her heel, leaving her coat and bag on the floor, and was gone, a departing “Bye” hanging in the air like an icicle.

“Oops,” ventured Assad quietly.

Carl knew what he was thinking. Rather a boil on the ass than Rose on the warpath. Still, fuck her. Fuck her and the Anweiler case. Fuck Marcus for running out on them, and fuck Bjørn, too. Fuck Vigga and Mona and everything else to boot. Basically, he didn’t give a toss about any of them, as long as they left him in peace.

And then he felt a trembling in his abdomen that spread to his sides. Not exactly uncomfortable, but still pretty spooky. It was as if all the veins and arteries of his torso and limbs contracted at once, then expanded again, and had decided to keep it up.

Then came a tingling sensation that ran along his shoulder blades and under his armpits. He began to sweat, then felt a chill. He didn’t know if he was too hot or too cold.

Was this the prelude to an anxiety attack? He’d had them before.

Or maybe it was just Mona, coming back to haunt him?

With trembling fingers he grabbed Rose’s coffee cup and downed the tepid contents in one gulp.

All his facial muscles twitched as if he’d just bitten into an unripe lemon. The rancid taste of chicory clutched at his throat. For a moment he was gasping for air, and then the sensation left his body.

Embarrassed and bewildered, he sat for a while staring up at the ceiling.

And then he let out a deep sigh.

Assad broke the silence. “I’ve already been upstairs to see Lars Bjørn like you said I should. He said they were completely on top of the Anweiler case and that Rose’s criticism was a mile wide.”

Carl cleared his throat, otherwise he would have been unable to say a word. “Did Bjørn really say that? Well, he would, wouldn’t he?”

“Yes, he said the case was still on his desk, and they would make sure to nail Anweiler. He had everything under control, Carl.”

Their eyes met for a moment, then Assad expelled a snort from the depths of his respiratory system like the snore of a man with sleep apnoea.

“Just kidding, Carl. The man doesn’t know his ass from his tip.”

Carl smiled. “His
tit
, Assad. He doesn’t know his ass from his
tit
. Anyway, I reckon I’ll just pop up and have a word with Marcus Jacobsen. In the meantime, perhaps you wouldn’t mind calling the deceased woman’s ex-husband and ask him to come in as soon as possible? Tell him he can choose between a taxi or a patrol car.”

There was an odd
mood about the homicide chief’s office. Opening the door of this confetti-strewn hell was like entering a chaotic crime scene. Shredded or torn-up documents, technical reports, photos that ordinary citizens would be unlikely to forget in a hurry, the contents of drawers littered across the desk. Carl could see Marcus was clearing out, but it looked more like the mementos of centuries of discord and strife.

“Who tossed the hand grenade, Marcus?” he ventured, trying to pick out a surface that could be sat upon. He couldn’t find any.

“Lis’ll be here soon with some trash bags. Can’t it wait half an hour, Carl?”

“I just wanted to say that Department Q will be taking on the Anweiler case. We’ve had a breakthrough.”

Jacobsen paused, his hand inserted in a drawer among a mishmash of old erasers, broken pencils, empty pens, and the kind of crud that accumulates in such places by the kilo in the course of a number of years.

“No, Department Q is not, Carl. That case belongs up here. It wasn’t a freebie, just something to give Rose some practice, remember? You must have learned by now that your cases are the ones we formally send down to you. You can’t pick and choose, only decide what order you want to take them in.”

“Now you’re oriented, Marcus. Think of it as a farewell present. Before you know it the case will be solved and you can give yourself another merit badge. You deserve a nice little success story to wrap up your final days. How are you doing, anyway? All right?”

Marcus looked up with a jolt, as if all the nerve endings under his
professional exterior had suddenly been exposed. If this was what his retirement was doing to him already, what would he be like in a month or a year? Why the hell was he going through with it? And how old was he, anyway? Sixty?

“I have to warn you, Carl. I know how you feel about Lars Bjørn, but he’s a good man, so there’s no need to get on the wrong side of him.”

“Thanks for the warning. But if he can’t take it, he can give me the boot, I couldn’t care less. And then he can have a little think about what he’s going to do with Department Q. He’s not going to run the risk of saying good-bye to all the funding our department brings in for you lot to siphon off, is he? Besides, he hasn’t got a clue what that case is about, believe me.”

The homicide boss leaned his head back and closed his eyes. Perhaps he had a headache. Carl had never seen him so distracted.

“Maybe, maybe not,” he said, sounding fatigued. “But Bjørn could quite easily hand your department over to someone else if that’s what you want, Carl. You built Department Q up, but it was Bjørn who was the architect, not me. So I’d keep a low profile if I were you.”

—

“The husband of the woman who died on the boat is upstairs at the duty desk, Carl,” said Assad, popping his head round the door of Carl’s office. “He’s an oil worker on one of the rigs, so we were lucky he was at home.”

Carl nodded. “Oil worker” sounded not half bad. Men like them were used to gritting their teeth in a gale and taking things in their stride. Which was why their secrets weren’t the most difficult to uncover either.

He’d expected a man with fists like a vise and shoulders as broad as the Storebælt Bridge, but he was mistaken. The man actually looked a lot like Sverre Anweiler. The type of man their victim apparently had a hard time saying no to.

He looked small beside Assad, almost like a person transformed by some inner vacuum. Chest concave, shoulders meager as a child’s. Only his eyes revealed mettle, the will to do what was required. A man with the right stuff.

“What kind of hole’s this you’ve dragged me into? Looks like an effing
dungeon.” He expelled a hollow laugh. “I hope you realize torture’s not allowed in Denmark.” He extended a hand. In spite of its inferior size his handshake was strong. “Ralf Virklund, Minna’s husband. What did you want to see me about?”

Carl asked him to take a seat. “My assistant and I have taken over the case of the fire in which your wife died. We’ve been going through the details and there seem to be a number of issues outstanding.”

The man nodded. He seemed cooperative enough. If he was nervous he was keeping it well hidden.

“According to the files, your wife left you immediately prior to the fatal event. She wrote you a letter informing you she’d found something better. Would you like to comment on that?”

Virklund nodded and looked at the floor. Obviously, this wasn’t something he was proud of. “Can’t say I blame her. How would you like sharing a bed with someone who was only home once in a blue moon?”

Touché! What the hell was he supposed to say to that? Once in a blue moon with Mona would have been a world record. Why did he have to start thinking about that now?

“That’s not so unusual, many people live like that,” Assad replied on his behalf with an exaggerated smile. OK, so this was a good cop/bad cop interrogation, and now it was Carl’s turn to be the bastard. The way he was feeling, he didn’t mind one bit.

He leaned across the desk. “Listen, Ralf, you can forget the shit, OK? You can’t really believe it makes sense for her to swap you for someone else who was hardly ever home either.”

Virklund stared at him, perplexed. “I thought we’d sorted that one out. Dammit, I’ve already told the police several times that Minna didn’t even know the man. She bought his houseboat off him, that’s all. End of story!”

Carl looked at Assad. Like some pensive nomad asked about where best to find shade in the desert, he sat nodding wisely and rather absent-mindedly. What was he up to?

“Listen here, Mr. Virklund. What you’re telling us now isn’t anywhere in the report,” said Carl. “And since any statement like that would
have
to be included, I don’t believe you ever really told them.”

“And I know for a fact I did. What’s more, I explained to them I had no idea there’d been a fire on the houseboat and that Minna was dead before the cops told me. It was a shock, and I hope that effing report says so. I also told them Minna had nothing to do with the bloke besides buying his boat off him. Otherwise I want to see that report. I’m assuming I can?”

Carl gave Assad a look that said,
Your turn, friend
. After all, unlike Carl, Assad had read the report in detail. But what was the man doing? Nothing, apart from sitting there under his palm tree with a daft grin on his face.

It was enough to get on your nerves. His frustration needed an outlet.

“I reckon you did your wife in because she was being unfaithful, and you started that fire—”

“Erm, Ralf,” Assad interrupted. “How much crude oil does one of those rigs pump out of the sea bed on a good day?”

The man gawped quizzically. He wasn’t the only one.

“You see, I’m asking because then we can work out how much gas and other shit comes up with it. Like the crap you just fed us, yeah?”

A furrow appeared on Virklund’s brow.

“I called your employers,” Assad went on, still smiling inscrutably. “They are very happy with you, Ralf. This was my impression.”

Virklund nodded and grunted an acknowledgment. The look on his face said he was curious as to what was coming next.

“However, since I was asking, they also felt obliged to tell me you have a bit of a temper. And that you like to show people you aren’t afraid of anything. Am I right?”

The man gave a shrug. The interview was taking a turn in the wrong direction and he clearly sensed as much. “OK, that’s true, but I’ve never been violent with Minna, if that’s what you’re implying. There might have been the odd fight in a bar now and again, but I’ve never been done for violence, as I’m sure you well know.”

“I’m thinking now that the inspector and I will go round to the building you and Minna lived in and have a chat with some of your neighbors about this. What do you think about that?”

Virklund snorted. “Do what you fucking well like. They were never any friends of mine anyway. Muslims and country bumpkins from Jutland and other forms of dross.”

Country bumpkins from Jutland? Was this his way of picking a fight? Pretty ingenious.

Assad got to his feet, still smiling broadly, and punched the bloke in the face.

An action as astonishing as it was wrong and mean, especially here on HQ turf.

But Assad stilled Carl’s protests with a nod of his head. He leaned calmly over the man, with his hands planted firmly on his knees, and peered into Virklund’s nose-bleeding face.

Less than ten centimeters separated their eyes.

What the hell was happening? Any second now, Virklund would be on his feet and going berserk. His rage was unmistakable. Was Assad planning on throwing him in the slammer for assaulting a police officer? Were they going to have to lie about who threw the first punch?

Then, to Carl’s utter surprise, both men burst out laughing. Assad straightened up and gave the man a pat on the shoulder, reached into his pocket and handed him a handkerchief.

“He has a sense of humor, Carl, did you see it?” Assad grinned.

Virklund nodded. His nose was throbbing, but he seemed pleased they’d got
that
sorted, at least.

“As long as you don’t do it again,” he said.

“As long as you don’t say I’m from Jutland,” Assad replied.

And then they broke out laughing again. Christ on a bike.

Carl had been completely sidelined, but that wasn’t what bothered him. It was like a wedge had been driven through his impression of Assad. On the one hand, the resolute nature of Assad’s intervention made him feel oddly enlivened, for it was a sign that his assistant was getting back to his old self again. But on the other hand it raised the issue of what there might be about Assad’s nature, or perhaps his past, that made him capable of using violence in such a controlled manner. In any case, it definitely wasn’t something one saw every day.

“One more question before we throw you out,” said Assad.

What was he doing? Virklund wasn’t going to get off that lightly, surely? They’d only just started.

“Your wife was, how do you say, all thumbs, yes?”

Virklund jerked his head back as if another jab from Assad’s calloused fist was on its way.

“How the hell do you know that?” he asked, astonished.

“She was, then?”

“Minna was so damn clumsy, my mother didn’t want us coming round. You’ve never seen as much broken china as the first time she was there.” Virklund nodded. “Yeah, it didn’t take much to get her into a right dither.”

Assad looked at Carl inquiringly.

“To get into a dither means to become flustered or confused, Assad,” he explained.

It didn’t seem to clear matters up.

“So what you’re saying is she was no good with electronic gadgets and machines, and stuff like that?” Assad went on.

Virklund suppressed a chuckle. “I’ll put it this way: if she used a toaster it was the toaster that got burned, not the bread. But—”

He stopped in mid-sentence.

They all looked at one another.

—

“I need to say to you, Assad, that I can’t condone your beating people up in my office,” Carl said, after the man had gone. “I hope you realize that one more incident like that and you’ll be out on your ass. Explain yourself.”

“Come on now, Carl, you saw how it lightened up the mood. You know, when a camel farts there can be two reasons.”

Oh God, not those effing camels again.

“Either they have eaten too much grass or else it’s just to hear some music beneath the desert sun.”

“For Pete’s sake, Assad. Is that supposed to justify your punching the man?”

“I am only trying to say that being out on an oil rig so much of the time must be a little dull.”

“I’m sure it is. So you were demonstrating that brawls are just a form of entertainment for the man, is that it?”

“Yes, he fights for the fun of it, Carl. You saw what happened. He knew he was insulting us and I showed him how one deals with it and that afterward there need be no hard feelings. I punched him and we were even. He understood this.”

“So like the camel he lets go of his inhibitions for the sake of bringing a bit of music into his life, and that’s why he’s always getting into fights. But why shouldn’t he let loose on his wife for the same reason?”

“Because beating up your wife is not half as much fun as beating up your friends, that’s why.”

“I’d say that was a very wobbly basis on which to write him off as a killer, Assad.”

“I am not writing him off. But, Carl, he who prods the camel’s ass may find himself with a hoof in the balls. This is how it is.”

Christ!

“So this time the camel’s female, or what? And your point is that there’s no fun in punching someone if the other party doesn’t think it’s fun as well. Is that it?”

Assad smiled. “You understand it then. Well done, Carl.”

—

Back when Carl was a young officer, reports could be written in twenty minutes with two fingers on a typewriter. Nowadays it required ten fingers and fifteenth-generation word-processing software and took two and a half hours if you were lucky. Reports were no longer conclusions but more like conclusions of the conclusions’ conclusions.

Under normal circumstances, Carl detested the bureaucracy of it, but today it suited him fine to hole up in front of the computer, even though he had difficulty focusing his thoughts.

He heard Rose’s and Gordon’s voices in the corridor.

As far as he could make out, she was bragging about how close she was to solving the Anweiler case for Department Q, and it was impossible
to overlook Gordon’s consuming adoration. If there was anything down in the archive he needed to check, his strategy appeared to involve getting into Rose’s panties first.

Carl tried to ignore them. Who wanted to listen to that, the way he was feeling?

“All right, Gordon,” he called out as they passed his door. “Got the buggy into the shed yet?”

Rose gave him an icy glare and slammed the door in his face.

Carl frowned. Had that lanky bugger, who’d hardly been weaned off his baby food, actually succeeded in turning Rose’s head?

He turned back to his flickering screen and began his summary of the Rotterdam debacle. It was no easy job. If truth were told, the investigators who had gone through the nail-gun killings in Schiedam had a surprisingly poor command of the English language compared to other Dutch people he’d met.