Authors: Edward Lee
The Minotauress (4 page)
Dicky snickered. "Well, some player beat'cha to it 'cos about a year ago he went ta Pulaski to buy dope'n the dealer pig-stuck him in some alley and took his green. Bled out right then'n there."
Balls' eyes beamed, and he hooted. "Well ain't that just grand! Dicky, that's the best news I heard in
years!
"
years!
"
Dicky nodded, continuing, "And that shiny black El Camino of his? I bought it off his daddy 'bout six months ago, and been fixin' it up somethin' fierce."
Balls looked astonished. "Shee-it, Dicky, that was the fastest car in the county's what I always heard."
"You heard right, but, see, it throwed a rod ‘fore Turcot got shivved and that fucked the engine'n trannie all up. I done rebuilt the engine with what I make at the jack shack, but the trannie's blowed. Gotta get a new one and, see, I cain't just use any ole trannie, it gots ta be a M-22 Rock Crusher, and that's twelve hunnert bucks. But once I got the bread, I'll be droppin' that trannie in myself'n then
I'll
be drivin' the fastest car in the county, and that's when I kin git me a
real
job."
I'll
be drivin' the fastest car in the county, and that's when I kin git me a
real
job."
"What the fuck's a fast car got to do with a real job?"
Dicky sat down on the bench, whispering giddily. "Runnin' ‘shine, man. Runnin' ‘shine. Snot McKully'n Clyde Nale got more stills in these parts than anyone, and they'se always hirin' fellas with fast cars to run the hooch ‘cross the state line to all them dry counties in Kentucky. They won't hire ya if ya ain't got the wheels, though, 'cos, see, you gotta have a rod that'll outrun the ATF boys and the state pursuit cars. But with my 427 ‘Mino and a Rock Crusher? I'll blow the doors off anything on the road."
Balls nodded, eating a few more chicken nuggets. "I don't doubt it would, Dicky."
"And McKully's runners make a hunnert cash a day and that's only drivin' one run."
Balls was thinking again... "And with a partner helpin' ya out you could make
two
runs a day, and split it with yer partner... "
two
runs a day, and split it with yer partner... "
Dicky's expression soured. He could smell shit just as well as anyone. "Just 'cos we growed up together'n all that don't mean nothin'. You want me to cut you into
my
deal? You gots ta bring something to the table, brother."
my
deal? You gots ta bring something to the table, brother."
Balls put his arm around Dicky. "Way I see it, Dicky-Boy, is
you
need somethin'—a $1200 transmission—and
I
need somethin'—a job fer a month—"
you
need somethin'—a $1200 transmission—and
I
need somethin'—a job fer a month—"
"Why just a month?"
"I
tolt
ya," Balls reasserted. "In about a month, I got this score—a
big
score—but I don't wanna eat garbage till then."
tolt
ya," Balls reasserted. "In about a month, I got this score—a
big
score—but I don't wanna eat garbage till then."
Dicky hemmed and hawed. "Well, dang, Balls, I don't want to see ya starve but I ain't gonna be able to run no moonshine fer six, eight months at least. Workin'
this
job?" Dicky pointed to the bloated plastic bags. "That's how long it'll take me to git up them twelve hunnert bucks."
this
job?" Dicky pointed to the bloated plastic bags. "That's how long it'll take me to git up them twelve hunnert bucks."
Balls had a very characteristic grin: like a weasel's face morphed into the face of guy who sells "Rolexes" from the inside of a raincoat. "Just you listen, friend. I'se walkin' back to my Daddy's place now but you be sure ta meet me at the Crossroads at midnight tonight, ya hear?"
Dicky looked confused. Had Balls given up working him for a cut of his future moonshine-running job? "The Crossroads? What fer?"
"Fer a coupla beers"—Balls winked—"and fer you ta pick up the twelve hunnert bucks I'm gonna
give
you ta git that new trannie," and then Balls' boot heels snapped down the pavement as he headed for the side road out of town. He was tossing chicken nuggets from the Wendy's bag into the air and catching them in his mouth as he proceeded.
give
you ta git that new trannie," and then Balls' boot heels snapped down the pavement as he headed for the side road out of town. He was tossing chicken nuggets from the Wendy's bag into the air and catching them in his mouth as he proceeded.
Well ain't that some shit?
Dicky thought. Then he sighed and dragged the big plastic bags into the laundry...
Dicky thought. Then he sighed and dragged the big plastic bags into the laundry...
(II)
Now I know how Roquentin felt in Sartre's NAUSEA,
the Writer thought. The Greyhound rattled as it soared scarily around the backwoods bends. He'd gotten the seat in the very back—it was his karma—which even the bums didn't want. Used condoms had been stuffed in the window crack, while on the floor lay several used hypodermics.
the Writer thought. The Greyhound rattled as it soared scarily around the backwoods bends. He'd gotten the seat in the very back—it was his karma—which even the bums didn't want. Used condoms had been stuffed in the window crack, while on the floor lay several used hypodermics.
The Writer had vast experiences on Greyhounds; he needed to travel, to follow the call of his Muse, and this was the cheapest way. Besides, he needed to
see.
He fancied himself as a
seer,
and, hence, a
seeker.
see.
He fancied himself as a
seer,
and, hence, a
seeker.
And what was he seeking?
The verities of the human condition.
It was a very real world—and often a beautiful one—on the other side of those panoramic windows complete with the plaque that read PULL RED HANDLE UP TO ESCAPE.
The bus stank. That was the only part he could never get used to. It was the smell of
life,
yes, and in a sense the smell of
truth—
indeed, of
verity!—
which was what the Writer craved beyond all else. Most people had personal mottos, like: Another Day, Another Dollar, or Today is the First Day of the Rest of My Life, or Every Day I'm Getting Better and Better in Every Way. But the Writer's motto was this:
life,
yes, and in a sense the smell of
truth—
indeed, of
verity!—
which was what the Writer craved beyond all else. Most people had personal mottos, like: Another Day, Another Dollar, or Today is the First Day of the Rest of My Life, or Every Day I'm Getting Better and Better in Every Way. But the Writer's motto was this:
How Powerful is the Power of Truth?
Not a motto as much as a universal query. It was the fuel for his existence... or the excuse.
The truth of what I write can only exist in its stark, denuded words,
he recited to himself.
Black ink on white paper... and the million subjectivities in between...
he recited to himself.
Black ink on white paper... and the million subjectivities in between...
It was all he lived for as an artist, and most would credit him with having a noble goal.
Nevertheless, the bus
stank.
They all did, of course, but this was the worst. It was a smell he'd tried many times to delineate with words, and the best he could come up with was this: unwashed hair-oil mixed with unwashed armpit mixed with unwashed prostitute's vagina mixed with something vaguely
sweet.
stank.
They all did, of course, but this was the worst. It was a smell he'd tried many times to delineate with words, and the best he could come up with was this: unwashed hair-oil mixed with unwashed armpit mixed with unwashed prostitute's vagina mixed with something vaguely
sweet.
It was that
sweetness
he could never isolate and identify. Candied papaya chunks? Figs? Crystalized ginger?
sweetness
he could never isolate and identify. Candied papaya chunks? Figs? Crystalized ginger?
It was something
like
that but
like
wasn't good enough. Not being able to define the smell was one of the Writer's innumerable failures, and though he viewed failure as something more important in his field than success, it was a
particular
failure that would always infuriate him.
like
that but
like
wasn't good enough. Not being able to define the smell was one of the Writer's innumerable failures, and though he viewed failure as something more important in his field than success, it was a
particular
failure that would always infuriate him.
He joggled in the seat as the bus rocked on. A woman of indeterminate race sat next to him, and she must've weighed three hundred pounds. The side of her arm pressing against his possessed the same girth as the Writer's leg. Every seat on the bus was full—naturally. Off and on, he tried to read, either
Visual Thinking
by Rudolf Arnheim, or
The Portage to San Cristobal of A.H.
by George Steiner, but whenever he opened either book, the woman—as if prodded by a Pavlovian trigger—pulled out her one-pound bag of pistachios and started eating, quite noisily. Between the eating sounds, the overall not-quite-definable stink, and an encroaching claustrophobia that made him feel like a Girondin Royalist stuffed behind an oubliette during Robespierre's Reign of Terror, the Writer was at his wits' end. He looked at his watch, a Timex Indiglo, and saw that it was 6 p.m.
Visual Thinking
by Rudolf Arnheim, or
The Portage to San Cristobal of A.H.
by George Steiner, but whenever he opened either book, the woman—as if prodded by a Pavlovian trigger—pulled out her one-pound bag of pistachios and started eating, quite noisily. Between the eating sounds, the overall not-quite-definable stink, and an encroaching claustrophobia that made him feel like a Girondin Royalist stuffed behind an oubliette during Robespierre's Reign of Terror, the Writer was at his wits' end. He looked at his watch, a Timex Indiglo, and saw that it was 6 p.m.
God knew when they'd be in Lexington.
On the plastic seatback in front of him, someone had magic markered: THE PERFECT MATCH: YOUR WIFE, MY KNIFE, and in worse script just below it: GANG BANG ALL WIMMIN TO DETH AND KILL ALL WHITE PEEPLE, NIGGERS, JEWS, MUZLUMS, INDIUNS AND SPIKS!
Curious,
the Writer thought.
At least the Asian-Americans can rest easy...
the Writer thought.
At least the Asian-Americans can rest easy...
The massive woman next to him had stopped eating and fallen asleep, her maw agape below the sagging face. The Writer couldn't resist; he extracted his Sharpie and applied a graffito of his own: NATURE, THOUGH AN APPEARANCE, IS NOT MERELY THE IMMANENT MIND'S ISSUE OF CONSCIOUSNESS BUT A MANIFESTATION IN ITS OWN RIGHT OF A SUB-TOPICAL SPIRITUAL REALITY.
There,
the Writer thought.
the Writer thought.
Just then the threat of a potential symbology pressed to his face like a clammy hand.
My watch!
the thought, unbidden, occurred to him.
My watch!
the thought, unbidden, occurred to him.
But why would he think that?
He looked again at his Timex Indiglo. On the back it read "8-Year Battery," and he knew he'd bought it eight years ago.
Hmm,
he thought.
Hmm,
he thought.
What could that mean?
Time's up,
he guessed.
he guessed.
Like when the narrator of that Bergman flick says "At midnight... the wolf howls." Did it mean something pontifical? A deep-seated literary allusion that was clear only to the most astute?
Or was it just pretentious poop?
The intercom crackled, then the driver's voice boomed, "Next stop, Luntville."
The Writer had never heard of the place, and was glad of that when he looked out the window. It reminded him of that show he'd seen on cable about an Appalachian family: rusted trailers, dilapidated houses that were visibly leaning, cars up on blocks. Many houses had CONDEMNED signs on their front doors while obviously still occupied. The road wound through wild woods with vast breaks of scrubby farmland pocked by tractors scarlet with rust. When they passed another ramshackle house, the Writer noticed an entire family sitting vacant-faced on the bowing front porch: an older man in overalls sipping clear liquid from a jar, an obese woman with a masculine face pulling leaves from a bag of Red Man, a teen daughter in cutoffs and stained white bra smoking something from a glass pipe, and a dirty tot sitting naked on the bare wood, shuddering as if from Parkinson's.
White Trash Gothic,
the Writer mused.
the Writer mused.
Eventually the road drained into what was apparently the main drag of a township, this Luntville. Closed storefronts lined either side. The driver swore in some kind of an accent when the street's only stoplight turned red; the bus squealed to a halt like a train slamming its brakes.
No vehicles were seen in the perpendicular lane.
Then the thought sparked, a delicious aesthetic fire in the Writer's head.
WHITE TRASH GOTHIC!
Suddenly he wanted to cry out in joy.
WHITE TRASH GOTHIC!
Suddenly he wanted to cry out in joy.
That's my next book!
Hence, on the Greyhound bus, no less, his next creative calling had struck, a veritable lightning bolt of the truth that was his aesthetic blood. He'd left Ipswich on this self-same bus three days ago and prayed he'd leave his writer's-block as well. But a new book idea had never occurred to him.
Until now.
Oh my God... It will be my most genuine novel... I'll win the National Book Award!
In a split-second, then, like a death-flash, the entire novel appeared before his mind's eye...
Moments later the bus roared into the front of a convenience store. A tiny sign on a streetlamp read GREYHOUND DEPOT: LUNTVILLE.
One old man with a beard and white hair hobbled down the aisle. The Writer grabbed his two carry-ons and followed him, after, of course, the
arduous
task of asking the behemoth next to him to get up so he could squeeze by. The woman's walrus face fixed on him; she had a Big Dipper of moles on her forehead.
arduous
task of asking the behemoth next to him to get up so he could squeeze by. The woman's walrus face fixed on him; she had a Big Dipper of moles on her forehead.
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