The Morganville Vampires Collection (The Morganville Vampires #1-4) (76 page)

Claire Danvers was going to Caltech. Or maybe MIT. She had her pick of great schools…but her parents were a little worried about sending a wide-eyed sixteen-year-old into such a high-pressure world. So they compromised and sent her to a safe place for a year – Texas Prairie University, a small school located in Morganville, Texas, just an hour or so from their home.

One problem: Morganville isn’t what it seems. It’s the last safe place for
vampires
, and that makes it not very safe at all for the humans who venture in for work or school. The vampires rule the town…and everyone who lives in it.

Claire’s second problem is that she’s gathered enemies, major ones, human and vampire. Now she lives with housemates Michael Glass (newly made a
vampire), Eve Rosser (always been Goth), and Shane Collins (whose absentee dad is a vampire killer). Claire’s the normal one…or she would be, except that she’s deep into the secrets of Morganville. She’s become an employee of the Founder, Amelie, and befriended one of the most dangerous, yet most vulnerable, vampires of them all – Myrnin.

And just when she thinks things can’t get any worse…they have.

Amelie’s vampire father has come to town, and he’s not happy.

When Daddy’s not happy…nobody’s happy.

It was hard to imagine how Claire’s day – even by Morganville standards – could get any worse…and then the vampires holding her hostage wanted breakfast.

‘Breakfast?’ Claire repeated blankly. She took a look at the living room window, just to prove to herself that, yes, it was still dark outside. Getting darker all the time.

The three vampires all looked at her. It was bad enough having that kind of attention from the two she hadn’t properly met yet – man and woman, eerily pretty – but when the cold, old Mr Bishop’s eyes focused her way, it made her want to curl up in a corner and hide.

She held his stare for a full five seconds, then looked down. She could almost feel him smiling.

‘Breakfast,’ he said softly, ‘is something to be eaten in the mornings. Mornings for vampires are not controlled by sunrise. And I like eggs.’

‘Scrambled or over easy?’ Claire asked, trying not to sound as nervous as she felt.
Don’t say
over easy.
I don’t know how to make eggs over easy. I
don’t even know why I mentioned it. Don’t say
over easy…

‘Scrambled,’ he said, and Claire’s breath rushed out in relief. Mr Bishop was sitting in the comfortable chair in the living room that her housemate Michael normally occupied while he was playing his guitar. Unlike Michael, Mr Bishop made it look like a throne. Part of it was that everybody else stayed standing – Claire, with her boyfriend, Shane, hovering protectively by her side; Eve and Michael a little distance away, holding hands. Claire risked a glance at Michael. He looked…contained. Angry, sure, but under control, at least.

Claire was more scared about Shane. He had a pretty well-documented history of acting before thinking, at least when it came to the personal safety of those he cared about. She took his hand, and he sent her a quick, dark, unreadable glance.

No, she wasn’t sure about him at all.

Mr Bishop’s voice pulled her attention back to him with a cold snap. ‘Have you told Amelie that I’ve arrived, girl?’

That had been Bishop’s first command – to let his daughter know he’d come to town.
His daughter?
 Amelie – the head vampire of Morganville – didn’t seem human enough to have family, not even family as scary as Mr Bishop. Ice and crystal, that was Amelie.

He was waiting for an answer, and Claire hastily got one together. ‘I called. I got her voice mail,’ Claire said. She tried not to sound defensive. Bishop’s eyebrows drew together in a scowl.

‘I suppose that means you left some sort of a message.’ She nodded mutely. He drummed his fingers impatiently on the arm of the chair. ‘Very well. We’ll eat while we wait. Eggs, scrambled, as I said. We shall also have bacon, coffee—’

‘Biscuits,’ drawled the woman leaning on the arm of his chair. ‘I love biscuits. And honey.’ The vampire had a molasses-slow accent, something that wasn’t quite Southern and wasn’t quite not, either. Mr Bishop gave her a tolerant look, the kind a human would give a favourite pet. She had the icy glitter in her eyes, and moved so smoothly and quietly that there was no way she was regular-flavoured human. Not hiding it,
either, the way some of the vampires of Morganville tried to do.

The woman kept smiling, dark eyes fixed on Shane. Claire didn’t like the way she was looking at him. It looked – greedy.

‘Biscuits,’ Mr Bishop agreed, with a quirk of a smile. ‘And I’ll indulge you further by agreeing to gravy, child.’ The smile vanished when he turned back to the four standing in front of him. ‘Go about your business, then. Now.’

Shane grabbed Claire’s hand and practically dragged her toward the kitchen. However fast he was moving, Michael was there first, pushing Eve through the door. ‘Hey!’ Eve protested. ‘I’m walking here!’

‘And the faster, the better,’ Michael said. His normally angelic face looked stark, all sharp edges, and he closed the kitchen door once they were safely inside. ‘Right. We don’t have a lot of choices. Let’s do exactly what he says and hope Amelie can sort all this out when she gets here.’

‘I thought
you
were all Big Bad Bloodsucker these days,’ Shane said. ‘It’s your house. How come you can’t just throw them out?’ That was a reasonable question, and Shane managed to say it without making it seem like a challenge. Well, much of one. The kitchen felt cold, Claire noticed – as if the temperature of the
whole house was steadily dropping. She shivered.

‘It’s complicated,’ Michael said. He yanked open cabinets and began assembling the makings of fresh coffee. ‘Yeah, it’s our house’ – emphasis, Claire noted, on the
our
– ‘but if I revoke Bishop’s invitation, he will still kick our asses, I guarantee you.’

Shane leant his butt against the stove and crossed his arms. ‘I just thought you were supposed to be stronger than them on home ground—’

‘Supposed to be. I’m not.’ Michael spooned coffee into the filter. ‘Don’t be an asshole right now – we don’t have time for it.’

‘Dude, I wasn’t trying to be.’ And Claire could tell he actually meant it this time. Michael seemed to hear it, too, and sent Shane an apologetic glance. ‘I’m trying to figure out how big a pile of crap we’re in. Not blaming you, man.’ He hesitated a second, then continued. ‘How do you know? Whether or not you have a chance?’

‘Any other vampire I meet, I know where I stand with them. Who’s stronger, who’s weaker, whether or not I could take them in a straight-up fight if it came to that.’ Michael poured water into the machine and switched it on to brew. ‘These guys, I know I haven’t got a chance in hell. Not against one of them, much less all three, not even with the house itself backing
me up. They’re badass, man. Truly black hat. It’s going to take Amelie or Oliver to handle this.’

‘So,’ Shane said, ‘landfill-sized pile of crap. Good to know.’

Eve pushed him out of the way and began getting pots and pans out of the cabinets, clattering everything noisily. ‘Since we’re not fighting, we’d better get breakfast ready,’ she said. ‘Claire, you get the eggs, since you volunteered us for short-order cooks.’

‘Better than volunteering us for breakfast,’ Shane pointed out, and Eve snorted.

‘You,’ she said, and pressed a finger into the centre of his well-worn T-shirt. ‘You, mister. You’re making gravy.’

‘You do want us all to die, don’t you?’

‘Shut up. I’ll do the biscuits and bacon. Michael—’ She turned, looking at him with big dark eyes, made almost anime-wide by the Goth eyeliner. ‘Coffee. And I think you have to be the private eye here. Sorry.’

He nodded. ‘I’ll go make sure I know what they’re doing when I finish here.’

Assigning Michael the barista and spy duties made sense, but it left the three of them the majority of the work, and none of them were exactly future chefs in training. Claire struggled with the scrambled eggs. Eve cursed the bacon grease in a fierce whisper, and
whatever Shane was making, it didn’t really look that much like gravy.

‘Can I help?’

They all jumped at the voice, and Claire whirled toward the kitchen door. ‘Mom!’ She knew she sounded panicked. She
was
panicked. She’d forgotten all about her parents – they’d come in with Mr Bishop, and Bishop’s friends had moved them into the not-much-used parlour at the front of the house. In the great scheme of scary things, Bishop had taken the forefront.

But there was her mother, standing in the kitchen doorway, smiling a fragile, confused smile and looking…vulnerable. Tired.

‘Mrs Danvers!’ Eve jumped in, hurried over, and guided her to the kitchen table. ‘No, no, we’re just – ah – making some food. You haven’t eaten, right? What about Mr Danvers?’

Her mother – looking every year of the forty-two she claimed not to be – seemed tired, vague, kind of out of focus. Worried, too. There were lines around her eyes and mouth that Claire couldn’t remember seeing before, and it scared her.

‘He’s—’ Claire’s mom frowned, then leant her forehead on the palm of her hand. ‘Oh, my head hurts. I’m sorry. What did you say?’

‘Your husband, where is he?’

‘I’ll find him,’ Michael said quietly. He slipped out of the kitchen with the grace and quickness of a vampire – but at least he was
their
vampire. Eve settled Claire’s mom at the table, exchanged a helpless look with Claire, and chattered on nervously about what a long drive it must have been to Morganville, what a nice surprise it was that they were moving to town, how much Claire was going to enjoy having them here. Etc., etc., etc.

Claire numbly continued to rake eggs back and forth in the skillet.
This can’t happen. My parents
can’t be here
. Not now. Not with Bishop. It was a nightmare, in every way.

‘I could help you cook,’ Mom said, and made a feeble effort to get up. Eve glared at Claire and mouthed,
Say something!
Claire swallowed a cold bubble of panic and tried to make her voice sound at least partly under control.

‘No, Mom,’ Claire said. ‘It’s fine. We’ve got it covered. Look, we’re making extra in case you and Dad are hungry. You just sit and relax.’

Her mom, who was usually a control freak deluxe in the kitchen, prone to take command of something as error free as boiling water, looked relieved. ‘All right, honey. You let me know if I can help.’

Michael opened the kitchen door, and ushered in Claire’s father. If her mom looked tired, her dad just looked…blank. Puzzled. He frowned at Michael, like he was trying to work out exactly what was happening but couldn’t put his finger on it.

‘What’s going on around here?’ he barked at Michael. ‘Those people out there—’

‘Relatives,’ Michael said. ‘From Europe. Look, I’m sorry. I know you wanted to spend some time with Claire, but maybe you should just go on home, and we’ll—’

He paused, then turned, because someone was standing in the kitchen door behind him. Following him.

‘Nobody’s going anywhere,’ said the other one of Bishop’s vampire companions – the guy. He was smiling. ‘One big happy family, eh, Michael? It’s Michael, isn’t it?’

‘What, we’re on a first-name basis now?’ Michael got Claire’s dad inside the kitchen and closed the door in the other vampire’s face.

‘Right. Let’s get you guys out of here,’ he said to Claire’s parents, and opened the back door, the one that led out into the backyard. ‘Where’s your car? Out on the street?’

Outside the night looked black and empty,
not even a moon showing. Claire’s dad frowned at Michael again, then took a seat at the kitchen table with his wife.

‘Close the door, son,’ he said. ‘We’re not going anywhere.’

‘Sir—’

Claire tried, too. ‘Dad—’

‘No, honey, there’s something strange going on here, and I’m not leaving. Not until I know you’re all OK.’ Her father transferred the frown back to Michael again. ‘Just who are these…relatives?’

‘The kind nobody wants to claim,’ Michael said. ‘Every family’s got them. But they’re just here for a little while. They’ll be leaving soon.’

‘Then we’ll stay until they do,’ Dad said.

Claire tried to focus on the scrambled eggs she was making.

Her hands were shaking.

‘Hey,’ Shane whispered, leaning close. ‘It’s OK. We’ll all be OK.’ He was a big, solid, warm presence next to her, stirring what could not possibly
really
be gravy. She knew this mainly because Shane’s sole culinary ability came in the genre of chilli. But at least he was trying, which was new and different, and probably showed just how seriously he was taking all this.

‘I know,’ Claire said, and swallowed. Shane’s arm pressed against hers, a deliberate kind of thing, and she knew if his hands weren’t full, he’d have put his arms around her. ‘Michael won’t let them hurt us.’

‘Weren’t you listening?’ Eve joined them at the stove, whispering fiercely. She scowled at the frying bacon. ‘He can’t stop them. Best he can do is get himself really hurt in the process. So maybe you ought to call Amelie again and tell her to get her all-powerful ass over here
now
.’

‘Yeah, good idea, piss off the only vampire who can help. Look, if they were going to kill us, I don’t think they’d ask for eggs first,’ Shane said. ‘Not to mention biscuits. If you ask for biscuits, clearly, you think you’re some kind of a guest.’

He had a point. It didn’t really stop the trembling in Claire’s hands, though.

‘Claire, honey?’ Her mom’s voice, again. Claire jumped and nearly flipped a spatula full of eggs out onto the stove top. ‘Those people. What are they really doing here?’

‘Mr Bishop – he’s, uh, waiting for his daughter to come pick him up.’ That wasn’t a lie. Not at all.

Claire’s father got up from the table and went to the coffeepot, which had wheezed itself full; he poured two mugs and took them back to the table.
‘Have some coffee, Kathy. You look tired,’ he said, and there was a gentle note in his voice that made Claire look at him sharply. Her dad wasn’t the most emotional of guys, but he looked worried now, almost as worried as Mom.

Dad drained his coffee like it was water after a hot afternoon of lawn mowing. Mom listlessly creamed and sugared, then sipped. Neither of them spoke again.

Michael slipped out the kitchen door, taking mugs of coffee out to the others. When he came back, he closed the door and leant against it for a minute. He looked bone white, strained, worse than he had in the months since he’d been transformed fully into a vampire. Claire tried to imagine what they’d said to him to make him look like that, and couldn’t even begin to guess. Something bad. No, something
horrible
.

‘Michael,’ Eve said tensely. She nodded toward Claire’s parents. ‘More coffee?’

He nodded and moved away from the door to pick up the coffeepot, but he never made it to the breakfast table. The kitchen door opened again, and Mr Bishop and his entourage entered the room.

Tall and haughty as nineteenth-century royalty, the three vampires surveyed the kitchen. The other
two vampires were pretty, young, and frightening, but Mr Bishop was the one in charge; there was no mistaking it. When his gaze fell on her, Claire flinched and turned back to the sizzling eggs.

The female vampire strolled over and dipped her finger in the gravy Shane was stirring, then lifted the finger slowly to her lips to suck it clean. She stared at Shane the whole time. And Shane, Claire realised with a helpless, unpleasant shock, stared right back.