The Mystery of Edwin Drood (74 page)

 

  “Perhaps,” hinted Mr. Grewgious, with
habitual caution, “it might be well to see him, reverend sir, if you don't
object. When one is in a difficulty or at a loss, one never knows in what
direction a way out may chance to open. It is a business principle of mine, in
such a case, not to close up any direction, but to keep an eye on every
direction that may present itself. I could relate an anecdote in point, but
that it would be premature.”

 

  “If Miss Rosa will allow me, then? Let
the gentleman come in,” said Mr. Crisparkle.

 

  The gentleman came in; apologised, with
a frank but modest grace, for not finding Mr. Crisparkle alone; turned to Mr.
Crisparkle, and smilingly asked the unexpected question: “Who am I?”

 

  “You are the gentleman I saw smoking
under the trees in Staple Inn, a few minutes ago.”

 

  “True. There I saw you. Who else am I?”

 

  Mr. Crisparkle concentrated his
attention on a handsome face, much sunburnt; and the ghost of some departed boy
seemed to rise, gradually and dimly, in the room.

 

  The gentleman saw a struggling
recollection lighten up the Minor Canon's features, and smiling again, said:
“What will you have for breakfast this morning? You are out of jam.”

 

  “Wait a moment!” cried Mr. Crisparkle,
raising his right hand. “Give me another instant! Tartar!”

 

  The two shook hands with the greatest
heartiness, and then went the wonderful length—for Englishmen—of laying their
hands each on the other's shoulders, and looking joyfully each into the other's
face.

 

  “My old fag!” said Mr. Crisparkle.

 

  “My old master!” said Mr. Tartar.

 

  “You saved me from drowning!” said Mr.
Crisparkle.

 

  “After which you took to swimming, you
know!” said Mr. Tartar.

 

  “God bless my soul!” said Mr.
Crisparkle.

 

  “Amen!” said Mr. Tartar.

 

  And then they fell to shaking hands most
heartily again.

 

  “Imagine,” exclaimed Mr. Crisparkle,
with glistening eyes: “Miss Rosa Bud and Mr. Grewgious, imagine Mr. Tartar,
when he was the smallest of juniors, diving for me, catching me, a big heavy
senior, by the hair of the head, and striking out for the shore with me like a
water-giant!”

 

  “Imagine my not letting him sink, as I
was his fag!” said Mr. Tartar. “But the truth being that he was my best
protector and friend, and did me more good than all the masters put together,
an irrational impulse seized me to pick him up, or go down with him.”

 

  “Hem! Permit me, sir, to have the
honour,” said Mr. Grewgious, advancing with extended hand, “for an honour I
truly esteem it. I am proud to make your acquaintance. I hope you didn't take
cold. I hope you were not inconvenienced by swallowing too much water. How have
you been since?”

 

  It was by no means apparent that Mr.
Grewgious knew what he said, though it was very apparent that he meant to say
something highly friendly and appreciative.

 

  If Heaven, Rosa thought, had but sent
such courage and skill to her poor mother's aid! And he to have been so slight
and young then!

 

  “I don't wish to be complimented upon
it, I thank you; but I think I have an idea,” Mr. Grewgious announced, after
taking a jog-trot or two across the room, so unexpected and unaccountable that
they all stared at him, doubtful whether he was choking or had the cramp—“I
THINK I have an idea. I believe I have had the pleasure of seeing Mr. Tartar's
name as tenant of the top set in the house next the top set in the corner?”

 

  “Yes, sir,” returned Mr. Tartar. “You
are right so far.”

 

  “I am right so far,” said Mr. Grewgious.
“Tick that off;” which he did, with his right thumb on his left. “Might you
happen to know the name of your neighbour in the top set on the other side of
the party-wall?” coming very close to Mr. Tartar, to lose nothing of his face,
in his shortness of sight.

 

  “Landless.”

 

  “Tick that off,” said Mr. Grewgious,
taking another trot, and then coming back. “No personal knowledge, I suppose,
sir?”

 

  “Slight, but some.”

 

  “Tick that off,” said Mr. Grewgious,
taking another trot, and again coming back. “Nature of knowledge, Mr. Tartar?”

 

  “I thought he seemed to be a young
fellow in a poor way, and I asked his leave—only within a day or so—to share my
flowers up there with him; that is to say, to extend my flower-garden to his
windows.”

 

  “Would you have the kindness to take
seats?” said Mr. Grewgious. “I HAVE an idea!”

 

  They complied; Mr. Tartar none the less
readily, for being all abroad; and Mr. Grewgious, seated in the centre, with
his hands upon his knees, thus stated his idea, with his usual manner of having
got the statement by heart.

 

  “I cannot as yet make up my mind whether
it is prudent to hold open communication under present circumstances, and on
the part of the fair member of the present company, with Mr. Neville or Miss
Helena. I have reason to know that a local friend of ours (on whom I beg to
bestow a passing but a hearty malediction, with the kind permission of my
reverend friend) sneaks to and fro, and dodges up and down. When not doing so
himself, he may have some informant skulking about, in the person of a
watchman, porter, or such-like hanger-on of Staple. On the other hand, Miss
Rosa very naturally wishes to see her friend Miss Helena, and it would seem
important that at least Miss Helena (if not her brother too, through her)
should privately know from Miss Rosa's lips what has occurred, and what has
been threatened. Am I agreed with generally in the views I take?”

 

  “I entirely coincide with them,” said
Mr. Crisparkle, who had been very attentive.

 

  “As I have no doubt I should,” added Mr.
Tartar, smiling, “if I understood them.”

 

  “Fair and softly, sir,” said Mr.
Grewgious; “we shall fully confide in you directly, if you will favour us with
your permission. Now, if our local friend should have any informant on the
spot, it is tolerably clear that such informant can only be set to watch the
chambers in the occupation of Mr. Neville. He reporting, to our local friend,
who comes and goes there, our local friend would supply for himself, from his
own previous knowledge, the identity of the parties. Nobody can be set to watch
all Staple, or to concern himself with comers and goers to other sets of
chambers: unless, indeed, mine.”

 

  “I begin to understand to what you
tend,” said Mr. Crisparkle, “and highly approve of your caution.”

 

  “I needn't repeat that I know nothing
yet of the why and wherefore,” said Mr. Tartar; “but I also understand to what
you tend, so let me say at once that my chambers are freely at your disposal.”

 

  “There!” cried Mr. Grewgious, smoothing
his head triumphantly, “now we have all got the idea. You have it, my dear?”

 

  “I think I have,” said Rosa, blushing a
little as Mr. Tartar looked quickly towards her.

 

  “You see, you go over to Staple with Mr.
Crisparkle and Mr. Tartar,” said Mr. Grewgious; “I going in and out, and out
and in alone, in my usual way; you go up with those gentlemen to Mr. Tartar's
rooms; you look into Mr. Tartar's flower-garden; you wait for Miss Helena's
appearance there, or you signify to Miss Helena that you are close by; and you
communicate with her freely, and no spy can be the wiser.”

 

  “I am very much afraid I shall be—”

 

  “Be what, my dear?” asked Mr. Grewgious,
as she hesitated. “Not frightened?”

 

  “No, not that,” said Rosa, shyly; “in
Mr. Tartar's way. We seem to be appropriating Mr. Tartar's residence so very
coolly.”

 

  “I protest to you,” returned that
gentleman, “that I shall think the better of it for evermore, if your voice
sounds in it only once.”

 

  Rosa, not quite knowing what to say
about that, cast down her eyes, and turning to Mr. Grewgious, dutifully asked
if she should put her hat on? Mr. Grewgious being of opinion that she could not
do better, she withdrew for the purpose. Mr. Crisparkle took the opportunity of
giving Mr. Tartar a summary of the distresses of Neville and his sister; the
opportunity was quite long enough, as the hat happened to require a little
extra fitting on.

 

  Mr. Tartar gave his arm to Rosa, and Mr.
Crisparkle walked, detached, in front.

 

  “Poor, poor Eddy!” thought Rosa, as they
went along.

 

  Mr. Tartar waved his right hand as he
bent his head down over Rosa, talking in an animated way.

 

  “It was not so powerful or so
sun-browned when it saved Mr. Crisparkle,” thought Rosa, glancing at it; “but
it must have been very steady and determined even then.”

 

  Mr. Tartar told her he had been a
sailor, roving everywhere for years and years.

 

  “When are you going to sea again?” asked
Rosa.

 

  “Never!”

 

  Rosa wondered what the girls would say
if they could see her crossing the wide street on the sailor's arm. And she
fancied that the passers-by must think her very little and very helpless,
contrasted with the strong figure that could have caught her up and carried her
out of any danger, miles and miles without resting.

 

  She was thinking further, that his
far-seeing blue eyes looked as if they had been used to watch danger afar off,
and to watch it without flinching, drawing nearer and nearer: when, happening
to raise her own eyes, she found that he seemed to be thinking something about
THEM.

 

  This a little confused Rosebud, and may
account for her never afterwards quite knowing how she ascended (with his help)
to his garden in the air, and seemed to get into a marvellous country that came
into sudden bloom like the country on the summit of the magic bean-stalk. May
it flourish for ever!

 

   

 

   

 

  CHAPTER XXII—A GRITTY STATE OF THINGS COMES ON

 

   

 

  MR. TARTAR'S chambers were the neatest,
the cleanest, and the bestordered chambers ever seen under the sun, moon, and
stars. The floors were scrubbed to that extent, that you might have supposed
the London blacks emancipated for ever, and gone out of the land for good.
Every inch of brass-work in Mr. Tartar's possession was polished and burnished,
till it shone like a brazen mirror. No speck, nor spot, nor spatter soiled the
purity of any of Mr. Tartar's household gods, large, small, or middle-sized.
His sitting-room was like the admiral's cabin, his bath-room was like a dairy,
his sleeping-chamber, fitted all about with lockers and drawers, was like a
seedsman's shop; and his nicely-balanced cot just stirred in the midst, as if
it breathed. Everything belonging to Mr. Tartar had quarters of its own
assigned to it: his maps and charts had their quarters; his books had theirs;
his brushes had theirs; his boots had theirs; his clothes had theirs; his
casebottles had theirs; his telescopes and other instruments had theirs.
Everything was readily accessible. Shelf, bracket, locker, hook, and drawer
were equally within reach, and were equally contrived with a view to avoiding
waste of room, and providing some snug inches of stowage for something that
would have exactly fitted nowhere else. His gleaming little service of plate
was so arranged upon his sideboard as that a slack salt-spoon would have
instantly betrayed itself; his toilet implements were so arranged upon his
dressing-table as that a toothpick of slovenly deportment could have been
reported at a glance. So with the curiosities he had brought home from various
voyages. Stuffed, dried, repolished, or otherwise preserved, according to their
kind; birds, fishes, reptiles, arms, articles of dress, shells, seaweeds,
grasses, or memorials of coral reef; each was displayed in its especial place,
and each could have been displayed in no better place. Paint and varnish seemed
to be kept somewhere out of sight, in constant readiness to obliterate stray
finger-marks wherever any might become perceptible in Mr. Tartar's chambers. No
man-of-war was ever kept more spick and span from careless touch. On this
bright summer day, a neat awning was rigged over Mr. Tartar's flower-garden as
only a sailor can rig it, and there was a seagoing air upon the whole effect,
so delightfully complete, that the flower-garden might have appertained to
stern-windows afloat, and the whole concern might have bowled away gallantly
with all on board, if Mr. Tartar had only clapped to his lips the
speakingtrumpet that was slung in a corner, and given hoarse orders to heave
the anchor up, look alive there, men, and get all sail upon her!

 

  Mr. Tartar doing the honours of this
gallant craft was of a piece with the rest. When a man rides an amiable hobby
that shies at nothing and kicks nobody, it is only agreeable to find him riding
it with a humorous sense of the droll side of the creature. When the man is a
cordial and an earnest man by nature, and withal is perfectly fresh and
genuine, it may be doubted whether he is ever seen to greater advantage than at
such a time. So Rosa would have naturally thought (even if she hadn't been
conducted over the ship with all the homage due to the First Lady of the
Admiralty, or First Fairy of the Sea), that it was charming to see and hear Mr.
Tartar half laughing at, and half rejoicing in, his various contrivances. So
Rosa would have naturally thought, anyhow, that the sunburnt sailor showed to
great advantage when, the inspection finished, he delicately withdrew out of
his admiral's cabin, beseeching her to consider herself its Queen, and waving
her free of his flower-garden with the hand that had had Mr. Crisparkle's life
in it.

 

  “Helena! Helena Landless! Are you
there?”

 

  “Who speaks to me? Not Rosa?” Then a
second handsome face appearing.