The Neon Rain (13 page)

“Uh, nothing right now. What about Gail Lopez?”

“Well, all these broads get a lot of traffic, you know what I mean? It’s a lowlife clientele here, Lieutenant. Greasers, hitters, bull dykes, jerks that like to get in my face till they’re way out on the edge, you know what I mean? There’s a guy comes in here every night and melts Demerol down in a glass of Wild Turkey, then when I say ‘Nice weather we’re having’ or ‘Hard rain we had this afternoon,’ he says ‘No duh.’ I ask him if he wants another drink and he says ‘No duh.’ ‘You want some more peanuts?’ ‘No duh.’ ‘You’re in the wrong place to be a wise-ass.’ ‘No duh.’”

“No, Charlie, I’m talking about a guy who looks like a human freckle.”

“I haven’t seen him. Look around you, Lieutenant. A guy like that in here would stand out like shit in an ice cream factory. Anyway, ask her. She’ll be here in an hour.”

I sat through two floor shows that consisted of a half-dozen naked girls dancing to a three-piece band whose instruments could have been tuned to a snare drum. The girls wore thin gold chains around their ankles and stomachs, and their faces seemed lit with some inner narcissistic pleasure that had nothing to do with the world outside them. They undulated and raised their arms above their heads as though they were moving in water, and occasionally their eyes would meet and light with some secret recognition.

During all this the bartender washed glasses indifferently in a tin sink while his cigarette ashes fell into the dishwater. Someone in back caught his attention and he left the bar a few minutes, then returned with an uncomfortable look on his face.

“Lieutenant, I got an embarrassing situation here,” he said. “The manager, Mr. Rizzo, is very happy you’re here and he don’t want you to pay for anything. But a guy that sits at the bar drinking 7-Up with a piece showing under his coat is kind of like—”

“Anthrax?” I said.

“Well, if you notice, there’s nobody else at the bar, Lieutenant, which is not meant as a reflection on you, but on the degenerate pus-bags that drink in here. Even the guy that gets off saying ‘No duh’ to me is sitting way in back tonight. You got to understand the degenerate mind. See, they all got hard-guy fantasies, but when they take it out too far and step on the nuts of some heavy-metal badass, like some cat that just got out of Angola and has already got a Coke bottle kicked up his ass, I got to bail them out.”

I paid for the 7-Ups I’d drunk and waited another half hour at a small table in a dark part of the room. Gail Lopez didn’t show up. I gave the bartender my office card with my telephone number and asked him to call me if she came in. He put down his bar rag and leaned forward and spoke a few inches from my face.

“One of her boyfriends is a tall Nicaraguan dude with a mustache,” he said. “Don’t let him blind-side you, Lieutenant. One night out in the parking lot he cut a guy from his armpit down to his liver. He’s the kind of cat if you got to dust him you take him off at the neck.”

I drove back out to the Mexican girl’s apartment in Metairie and found the tape still in place between the door and the jamb. I told the building manager that I couldn’t ask him to open the apartment, but I suspected that if he did, all he would find would be empty clothes hangers. It took him less than two minutes to get the passkey.

I was wrong, however. She hadn’t simply left behind empty clothes hangers. In the wastebasket were several crumpled travel brochures that advertised scenic tours of the Caribbean, not San Antonio and hairdressing school. Fitzgerald, you poor fish, I thought.

I was tired when I drove home along Lake Shore Drive, past the amusement park with its Ferris wheel lighted against the sky, past the University of New Orleans and its quiet, dark lawns and black trees, and I entered into a self-serving dialogue with myself that almost extricated me from my problems. Let Fitzgerald’s own people take care of him, I thought. Illegal guns and explosives are their jurisdiction, not yours. You took on an obligation about the murdered black girl in the bayou and you fulfilled it, whether you wanted to or not, when you translated Julio Segura’s brains into marmalade. If you’re interested in revenge against Philip Murphy, Starkweather, and the little Israeli, you’re in the wrong line of work. Somewhere down the road they’ll step in their own flop and somebody’ll be there to put them away. So disengage, Robicheaux, I told myself. You don’t have to be a long-ball hitter every time. A well-placed bunt has its merits.

I had almost achieved some tranquility by the time I parked my car on the short, darkened street that dead-ended into a sand dune and three coconut palms and the dilapidated dock where I kept my houseboat moored. A smooth, hard path with salt grass growing on the edges cut through the dune, and the waving palm fronds made shadows on the sand and the roof of my houseboat. I could hear the water slapping against the hull, and the moonlight fell across the lake itself in a long silver band. I walked across the gangplank with the wind cool in my face, the bend of the wood easy and familiar and comforting under my foot, the froth of the incoming tide sliding up on the sand under me. The mahogany and yellowish brown teak and glass panes and brass fittings of my boat were as rectangularly beautiful as metal and wood could be. I opened the hatch, stepped down into the main cabin, and turned on the light switch.

Bobby Joe Starkweather rose up quickly from the floor and swung a short length of pipe at my face. It was crowned on one end with a pipe bonnet and wrapped with friction tape on the other. I ducked and put my hands in front of me and took part of the blow on my forearm, but the cast-iron bonnet raked down the side of my face and my ear felt torn loose from my head. I tried to get my .38 out of my belt holster, but someone pinned my arms to my sides from behind and the three of us fell into my rack of musical records on the far wall. My collection of historical jazz, old seventy-eight records that were as stiff and delicate as baked ceramic, shattered in black shards all over the floor. Then a third man was on top of me, a tall man with a pencil mustache and pomade-scented, reddish Negroid hair, and I was covered by their hands, arms, thighs, scrotums, buttocks, knees, their collective weight and strength and visceral odor so powerful and smothering now that I couldn’t move or breathe under them. I felt a needle sink into my neck, an unspoken wish clicked dryly in my throat, and my mouth locked open as though the joints of my jaw had been broken. Then my trio of friends squeezed the remaining air out of my chest, the blood out of my heart, the light from my eyes.

SIX

I awoke in an auto garage of some kind. The roof was made of tin and it was raining outside. I was stretched out on a wooden table, my arms handcuffed around a post behind me, my feet tied to another post at the opposite end. The only light came from a mechanic’s portable lamp that was hung on one wall among rows of tools, fan belts, grease guns, and clusters of sparkplug wires. The air was close and hot and smelled of oil and rust. When I turned my head, my neck felt as though it would crack like a dry flower stem.

Then I saw Sam Fitzpatrick in a wooden chair four feet from me. His forearms were tied flush to the arms of the chair, wrapped with clothesline from the elbow to the wrist so that his hands stuck out like broken claws; his clothes were torn, streaked with grease and blood, and his battered and bleeding head hung down in the shadow, obscuring his face. By his feet was a telephone crank, the kind that was used on army field phones.

“Sam,” I said.

He made a sound and moved his head.

“Sam, it’s Dave Robicheaux,” I said. “Where are they?”

He raised his head up into the light and I saw his face. His eyes were swollen shut like a beaten prizefighter’s, his nose broken, his saliva red in his teeth.

“Where are they, Sam?” I said again.

Then he started breathing hard, rattling down in his throat, as though he were trying to generate enough power to speak a solitary line.

“Elephant walk,” he said.

I heard a tin door scrape open on the concrete floor, and the cool smell of the rain blew into the room. Philip Murphy, the little Israeli, and the tall man with the pencil mustache and the kinky reddish hair walked into the light from the mechanic’s lamp. They carried paper bags of hamburgers and french fries in their hands.

“You must have a strong constitution,” Murphy said. “They shot you up with enough Thorazine to knock out a dinosaur.” His wet gray hair was still uncut; he hadn’t shaved that day, and stubble grew through the tiny blue and red veins in his cheeks. He took a bite of his hamburger and looked at me while he chewed. His hazel eyes were devoid of either feeling or meaning.

“You’re a miserable excuse for a man,” I said.

“Why’s that, Lieutenant? You don’t like the way things have gone? You didn’t have warning about the rules? People have been unfair to you, have they?”

“It takes a special kind of degenerate to torture a defenseless man.”

“People get hurt in wars. Your friend is one of them. You probably don’t like that definition, but your sort never does.”

“You’re a punk, Murphy. You never fought a war in your life. Guys like you take them off the cattle cars and run the ovens.”

For a moment I saw a flash in his eyes.

“Would you like to live in a communist country, Lieutenant?” he said. “Would you like Louisiana run by the Sandinistas the way they run things in Nicaragua? You know the Marxists are puritans, don’t you? No casinos or horse tracks, no booze or poontang when you want it, no chance for the big fat score that keeps everybody’s genitals aglow. Instead, you wait in a sweaty line with a lot of other mediocre people for whatever the government dole is that day. If you lived down there, you’d put a gun in your mouth from boredom.”

“So somehow it’s acceptable to tie down a kid and take him apart? What nails me about your kind is that you’re always willing to sacrifice half the earth to save the other half. But you’re never standing in the half that gets blitzed.”

“You’re a disingenuous man, Lieutenant. You remember what Patton said? You don’t win wars by giving your life for your country. You make the other sonofabitch give his. I think you’re just a poor loser. Look at Andres here. You see the little gray scars around his mouth? He has a right to be bitter but he’s not, at least not excessively. Say something for us, Andres.
Qué hora es?”
.

”
Doce menos veinte,”
the tall man with the mustache replied. His voice was a wheeze, a rasp, as though his lungs were perforated with small holes.

“Andres used to have a regular
puta
in one of Somoza’s whorehouses. Then one day he talked a little too casually in front of her about the work his firing squad did. They’d shot a Sandinista girl named Isabella whom they’d captured in the hills. He thought it was a good story, because she’d confessed before she died and turned a couple of dozen other Sandinistas. What he didn’t say was that his whole firing squad had raped her before they shot her, and what he didn’t know was that Isabella was his
puta
‘s sister. So the next time he dropped in for a little dirty boogie between the sheets, it was hotter than the devil’s skillet and she fixed him a tall, cool Cuba libre with ice and lime slices and he swallowed it straightaway like the lusty fellow he is. Except she loaded it with muriatic acid, and poor old Andres has been spitting up his insides like burnt cork ever since.”

“You’re a piece of shit, Murphy.”

“No, you’ve got it all wrong, Lieutenant. Some of us serve, others like Fitzpatrick here get in the way, and the majority, such as yourself, go about your games and your self-delusion while we take care of things for you. I don’t like to pick on you in your situation, but it’s not fair of you to start calling people names, either. Now you’re an educated man of some experience, and I want you to answer me something truthfully. You’ve seen the people who are on the other side of the fence in this country—the peace marchers, the nuke freezers, the out-of-Central-America gang. Who are they?” The down-turned corners of his mouth tugged backwards in a slight smile and his eyes wandered over my face with a sense of merriment. “Some of them are lesbians, aren’t they? Not all of them but at least some, you’ve got to admit that. Then there are others that just don’t like men. They didn’t like their fathers, their brothers, or their husbands, and finally they zero their sights in on any male authority—the President, congressmen, generals, anything with a cock.

“Now we come to the general malcontents,” he continued. “These are your professional losers who couldn’t tell a history book from a Sears, Roebuck catalog, but they do love a parade. I’m sure you got to see a lot of them on television while you were in Vietnam. My favorite bunch, though, is the pussy-whipped contingent. Their wives drag them around to endless meetings that are going nowhere, and if they’re good little fellows, Mommy will give them a piece every week or so.

“I don’t think that’s your kind of group, Lieutenant, but maybe I’m wrong about you. I guess the bottom line is you wanted to be a player. Too bad, because now we’ve got to take a couple of players off the board.”

“I’ll suggest some reading for you,” I said. “Go down to the
Picayune
morgue and read the clippings on what’s happened to people who snuffed New Orleans cops. It’s not our finest hour, but the lesson’s unmistakable.”

He smiled in a self-amused way, and began eating his hamburger again while his eyes glanced expectantly at the back door. Five minutes later, Bobby Joe Starkweather burst in out of the rain with a paper sack under his arm. His T-shirt and blue jeans were soaked through, and his muscles stood out against the wet cloth like intertwined serpents.

“I got it. Let’s put the biscuit-eater under and get it on the road,” he said. “Did you bring me a hamburger?”

“I didn’t think you wanted it cold,” Murphy said.

“You’re a great guy to work with, Murphy,” Starkweather said.

“Would you like mine?” Murphy asked quietly.

“I haven’t had my rabies shots.”

“Suit yourself, then, and spare us your complaining wit.”