Read The New Death and others Online
Authors: James Hutchings
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"No. There's a list of conditions here, but
no."
"I am tempted, O demon. You may tell me where
to find this sage."
The demon smiled.
"Very well, O Judas."
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Local
News
SYRACUSE, N.Y. -- Police announced an arrest
today related to a string of burglaries that have plagued the
area.
Local resident Time stands accused of the
theft of the hair of several local men.
Friends and acquaintances were quick to
defend Time.
"He helped me get over a terrible breakup,"
Marissa Richardson, 28, told reporters.
"I am shocked to hear of the charges against
Time. I have enjoyed working with him in the past, and remain
optimistic that I will continue to reap the benefit of his patience
and thoroughness in the future," said colleague Death in a
statement.
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untitled
I punched somebody in Liverpool.
They called me a lout and a stupid fool.
I shot someone in Afghanistan.
They said, "Good job. Well done that
man."
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Charon
Based on the story of the same name by Lord
Dunsany.
In the caverns of the dead
where the living cannot tread
lay the still and stagnant water called the
Styx.
Deeper than all human arts
colder than a jackal's heart
and as dirty and as foul as politics.
Silent, callous, unafraid
ancient Charon rowed the shades
that were once the souls of living mortal
folk.
Though they pleaded and they bribed
Charon did as was prescribed
and for eon after eon never spoke.
If they blessed or cursed his name
Charon rowed them just the same.
It was naught to him if he was loved or
hated.
Once they reached the farther shore
Charon thought of them no more
and he knew no more than they of what
awaited.
For a time the wailing ghosts
grew into a teeming host.
There were thousands where there might have
once been ten.
But he had no call to care.
Shades have no more weight than air.
Charon rowed across the Styx and back
again.
For a time he knew excess
then the dead grew less and less
less than in the days of Solomon or
Saul.
For a time he dimly knew
they had never been so few
and at last, he found no waiting shades at
all.
After decades in the dark
Charon saw the vital spark
of a single shade that shivered on the
bank
so he took her, as of old
to the unknown dark and cold
and the shade held out her hand and offered
thanks.
Down the centuries and miles
none had ever made him smile
though he saw the best and worst of every
caste.
Yet he grinned as wide as Death
then he sobbed till out of breath
when the pallid phantom said, "I was the
last."
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The font used on the cover is IM Fell Pro.
The Fell Types are digitally reproduced by Igino Marini. See
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