Read THE Nick Adams STORIES Online
Authors: ERNEST HEMINGWAY
“Just close that sandwich, will you, please, and give it to Mister Francis.”
Ad took the sandwich and started eating.
“Watch out how that egg runs,” the Negro warned. “This is for you, Mister Adams. The remainder for myself.”
Nick bit into the sandwich. The Negro was sitting opposite him beside Ad. The hot fried ham and eggs tasted wonderful.
“Mister Adams is right hungry,” the Negro said. The little man whom Nick knew by name as a former champion fighter was silent. He had said nothing since the Negro had spoken about the knife.
“May I offer you a slice of bread dipped right in the hot ham fat?” Bugs said.
“Thanks a lot.”
The little white man looked at Nick.
“Will you have some, Mister Adolph Francis?” Bugs offered from the skillet.
Ad did not answer. He was looking at Nick.
“Mister Francis?” came the nigger's soft voice.
Ad did not answer. He was looking at Nick.
“I spoke to you, Mister Francis,” the nigger said softly.
Ad kept on looking at Nick. He had his cap down over his eyes. Nick felt nervous.
“How the hell do you get that way?” came out from under the cap sharply at Nick.
“Who the hell do you think you are? You're a snotty bastard. You come in here where nobody asks you and eat a man's food and when he asks to borrow a knife you get snotty.”
He glared at Nick, his face was white and his eyes almost out of sight under the cap.
“You're a hot sketch. Who the hell asked you to butt in here?”
“Nobody.”
“You're damn right nobody did. Nobody asked you to
stay either. You come in here and act snotty about my face and smoke my cigars and drink my liquor and then talk snotty. Where the hell do you think you get off?”
Nick said nothing. Ad stood up.
“I'll tell you, you yellow-livered Chicago bastard. You're going to get your can knocked off. Do you get that?”
Nick stepped back. The little man came toward him slowly, stepping flat-footed forward, his left foot stepping forward, his right dragging up to it.
“Hit me,” he moved his head. “Try and hit me.”
“I don't want to hit you.”
“You won't get out of it that way. You're going to take a beating, see? Come on and lead at me.”
“Cut it out,” Nick said.
“All right, then, you bastard.”
The little man looked down at Nick's feet. As he looked down the Negro, who had followed behind him as he moved away from the fire, set himself and tapped him across the base of the skull. He fell forward and Bugs dropped the cloth-wrapped blackjack on the grass. The little man lay there, his face in the grass. The Negro picked him up, his head hanging, and carried him to the fire. His face looked bad, the eyes open. Bugs laid him down gently.
“Will you bring me the water in the bucket, Mister Adams,” he said. “I'm afraid I hit him just a little hard.”
The Negro splashed water with his hand on the man's face and pulled his ears gently. The eyes closed.
Bugs stood up.
“He's all right,” he said. “There's nothing to worry about. Pm sorry, Mister Adams.”
“It's all right.” Nick was looking down at the little man. He saw the blackjack on the grass and picked it up. It had a flexible handle and was limber in his hand. Worn black leather with a handkerchief wrapped around the heavy end.
“That's a whalebone handle,” the Negro smiled. “They don't make them any more. I didn't know how well you could take care yourself and, anyway, I didn't want you to hurt him or mark him up no more than he is.”
The Negro smiled again.
“You hurt him yourself.”
“I know how to do it. He won't remember nothing of it. I have to do it to change him when he gets that way.”
Nick was still looking down at the little man, lying, his eyes closed, in the firelight. Bugs put some wood on the fire.
“Don't you worry about him none, Mister Adams. I seen him like this plenty of times before.”
“What made him crazy?” Nick asked.
“Oh, a lot of things,” the Negro answered from the fire. “Would you like a cup of this coffee, Mister Adams?”
He handed Nick the cup and smoothed the coat he had placed under the unconscious man's head.
“He took too many beatings, for one thing,” the Negro sipped the coffee. “But that just made him sort of simple. Then his sister was his manager and they was always being written up in the papers all about brothers and sisters and how she loved her brother and how he loved his sister, and then they got married in New York and that made a lot of unpleasantness.”
“I remember about it.”
“Sure. Of course they wasn't brother and sister no more than a rabbit, but there was a lot of people didn't like it either way and they commenced to have disagreements, and one day she just went off and never come back.”
He drank the coffee and wiped his lips with the pink palm of his hand.
“He just went crazy. Will you have some more coffee, Mister Adams?”
“Thanks.”
“I seen her a couple of times,” the Negro went on. “She was an awful good-looking woman. Looked enough like him to be twins. He wouldn't be bad-looking without his face all busted.”
He stopped. The story seemed to be over.
“Where did you meet him?” asked Nick.
“I met him in jail,” the Negro said. “He was busting people all the time after she went away and they put him in jail. I was in for cuttin' a man.”
He smiled, and went on soft-voiced: “Right away I liked him and when I got out I looked him up. He likes to think I'm crazy and I don't mind. I like to be with him and I like seeing the country and I don't have to commit no larceny to do it. I like living like a gentleman.”
“What do you all do?” Nick asked.
“Oh, nothing. Just move around. He's got money.”
“He must have made a lot of money.”
“Sure. He spent all his money, though. Or they took it away from him. She sends him money.”
He poked up the fire.
“She's a mighty fine woman,” he said. “She looks enough like him to be his own twin.”
The Negro looked over at the little man, lying breathing heavily. His blond hair was down over his forehead. His mutilated face looked childish in repose.
“I can wake him up any time now, Mister Adams. If you don't mind I wish you'd sort of pull out. I don't like to not be hospitable, but it might disturb him back again to see you. I hate to have to thump him and it's the only thing to do when he gets started. I have to sort of keep him away from people. You don't mind, do you, Mister Adams? No, don't thank me, Mister Adams. I'd have warned you about him but he seemed to have taken such a liking to you and I thought
things were going to be all right. You'll hit a town about two miles up the track. Mancelona they call it. Good-by. I wish we could ask you to stay the night but it's just out of the question. Would you like to take some of that ham and some bread with you? No? You better take a sandwich,” all this in a low, smooth, polite nigger voice.
“Good. Well, good-by, Mister Adams. Good-by and good luck!”
Nick walked away from the fire across the clearing to the railway tracks. Out of the range of the fire he listened. The low soft voice of the Negro was talking. Nick could not hear the words. Then he heard the little man say, “I got an awful headache, Bugs.”
“You'll feel better, Mister Francis,” the Negro's voice soothed. “Just you drink a cup of this hot coffee.”
Nick climbed the embankment and started up the track. He found he had a ham sandwich in his hand and put it in his pocket. Looking back from the mounting grade before the track curved into the hills he could see the firelight in the clearing.
The door of Henry's lunchroom opened and two men came in. They sat down at the counter.
“What's yours?” George asked them.
“I don't know,” one of the men said. “What do you want to eat, Al?”
“I don't know,” said Al. “I don't know what I want to eat.”
Outside it was getting dark. The streetlight came on outside the window. The two men at the counter read the menu. From the other end of the counter Nick Adams watched them. He had been talking to George when they came in.
“I'll have a roast pork tenderloin with applesauce and mashed potatoes,” the first man said.
“It isn't ready yet.”
“What the hell do you put it on the card for?”
“That's the dinner,” George explained. “You can get that at six o'clock.”
George looked at the clock on the wall behind the counter.
“It's five o'clock.”
“The clock says twenty minutes past five,” the second man said.
“It's twenty minutes fast.”
“Oh, to hell with the clock,” the first man said. “What have you got to eat?”
“I can give you any kind of sandwiches,” George said. “You can have ham and eggs, bacon and eggs, liver and bacon, or a steak.”
“Give me chicken croquettes with green peas and cream sauce and mashed potatoes.”
“That's the dinner.”
“Everything we want's the dinner, eh? That's the way you work it.”
“I can give you ham and eggs, bacon and eggs, liverâ”
“I'll take ham and eggs,” the man called Al said. He wore a derby hat and a black overcoat buttoned across the chest. His face was small and white and he had tight lips. He wore a silk muffler and gloves.
“Give me bacon and eggs,” said the other man. He was about the same size as Al. Their faces were different, but they were dressed like twins. Both wore overcoats too tight for them. They sat leaning forward, their elbows on the counter.
“Got anything to drink?” Al asked.
“Silver beer, bevo, ginger ale,” George said.
“I mean you got anything to
drink?
”
“Just those I said.”
“This is a hot town,” said the other. “What do they call it?”
“Summit.”
“Ever hear of it?” Al asked his friend.
“No,” said the friend.
“What do you do here nights?” Al asked.
“They eat the dinner,” his friend said. “They all come here and eat the big dinner.”
“That's right,” George said.
“So you think that's right?” Al asked George.
“Sure.”
“You're a pretty bright boy, aren't you?”
“Sure,” said George.
“Well, you're not,” said the other little man. “Is he, Al?”
“He's dumb,” said Al. He turned to Nick. “What's your name?”
“Adams.”
“Another bright boy,” Al said. “Ain't he a bright boy, Max?”
“The town's full of bright boys,” Max said.
George put the two platters, one of ham and eggs, the other of bacon and eggs, on the counter. He set down two side dishes of fried potatoes and closed the wicket into the kitchen. “Which is yours?” he asked Al.
“Don't you remember?”
“Ham and eggs.”
“Just a bright boy,” Max said. He leaned forward and took the ham and eggs. Both men ate with their gloves on. George watched them eat.
“What are you looking at?” Max looked at George.
“Nothing.”
“The hell you were. You were looking at me.”
“Maybe the boy meant it for a joke, Max,” Al said.
George laughed.
“You don't have to laugh,” Max said to him. “You don't have to laugh at all, see?”
“All right,” said George.
“So he thinks it's all right.” Max turned to Al. “He thinks it's all right. That's a good one.”
“Oh, he's a thinker,” Al said. They went on eating.
“What's the bright boy's name down the counter?” Al asked Max.
“Hey, bright boy,” Max said to Nick. “You go around on the other side of the counter with your boy friend.”
“What's the idea?” Nick asked.
“There isn't any idea.”
“You better go around, bright boy,” Al said. Nick went around behind the counter.
“What's the idea?” George asked.
“None of your damn business,” Al said. “Who's out in the kitchen?”
“The nigger.”
“What do you mean, the nigger?”
“The nigger that cooks.”
“Tell him to come in.”
“What's the idea?”
“Tell him to come in.”
“Where do you think you are?”
“We know damn well where we are,” the man called Max said. “Do we look silly?”
“You talk silly,” Al said to him. “What the hell do you argue with this kid for? Listen,” he said to George, “tell the nigger to come out here.”
“What are you going to do to him?”
“Nothing. Use your head, bright boy. What would we do to a nigger?”
George opened the slit that opened back into the kitchen. “Sam,” he called. “Come in here a minute.”
The door to the kitchen opened and the nigger came in. “What was it?” he asked. The two men at the counter took a look at him.
“All right, nigger. You stand right there,” Al said.
Sam, the nigger, standing in his apron, looked at the two men sitting at the counter. “Yes, sir,” he said. Al got down from his stool.
“I'm going back to the kitchen with the nigger and bright boy,” he said. “Go on back to the kitchen, nigger. You go with him, bright boy.” The little man walked after Nick and Sam, the cook, back into the kitchen. The door shut after them. The man called Max sat at the counter opposite George. He didn't look at George but looked in the mirror that ran
along back of the counter. Henry's had been made over from a saloon into a lunch counter.
“Well, bright boy,” Max said, looking into the mirror, “why don't you say something?”