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Madame Lefoux shrugged. “I do not know about that, my lady. I mean to say, one's life is one thing; one's technology is an
entirely different matter.”

“Nevertheless, I can provide you the means to test this aethographor's effectiveness, once it has been repaired.”

The claviger gave her a look of burgeoning respect. “Efficient female, aren't you, Lady Maccon?”

Alexia was not certain whether she should be pleased or offended by the statement, so she chose to ignore it.

“So, I had better get to it, hadn't I?” Madame Lefoux turned and crawled back under the transmitter, returning to her tinkering.

Muffled words emanated a few moments later.

“What was that?”

Madame Lefoux's head reappeared. “I said, would you like to inscribe a message to Lord Akeldama while you are waiting?”

“Superb idea.” Lady Maccon turned to the claviger. “Would you mind finding me a blank scroll, a stylus, and some acid?”

The young man jumped to oblige. While she waited for the supplies, Alexia poked about looking for the pack's valve frequensor
library. Who did Kingair communicate with? Why had they bothered to invest in the aethographor at all? She found the crystalline
valves in a small set of unlocked drawers off to one side. There were only three, but they were all entirely unlabeled and
without any other identification.

“What are you doing, Lady Maccon?” The claviger came up behind her, looking suspicious (an expression entirely unsuited to
his face).

“Just pondering why a Scottish pack would need an aethographor,” replied Alexia. She was never one to dissemble when forthrightness
could keep others off guard.

“Mmm,” the young man replied, noncommittal. He handed her a metal scroll, a small vial of acid, and a stylus.

Lady Maccon set herself up in one corner of the room, tongue sticking out slightly as she attempted to be as neat as possible
inscribing one letter into each grid square on the scroll. Her penmanship had never won her any school awards, and she wanted
to make it as clear as possible.

The message read, “Testing Scots. Please reply.”

She removed Lord Akeldama's crystalline valve from the secret pocket of her parasol, carefully using her copious skirts to
shroud her movements so the claviger could not see where it was hidden.

Madame Lefoux was still puttering, so Lady Maccon entertained herself by exploring the receiving room, the part of the aethographor
on which Madame Lefoux was not working. She tested her own memory on the parts. They were, in general, larger and less streamlined
than on Lord Akeldama's transmitter, but they were in the same place: filter to eliminate ambient noise, dial for amplifying
incoming signals, and two pieces of glass with black particulate between.

Madame Lefoux surprised Alexia with a gentle touch on her arm.

“We are almost ready. It is five minutes until eleven. Shall we set the machine to transmit?”

“Will I be allowed to watch?”

“Of course.”

The three of them crammed into the tiny transmitting room, which, like the receiving room, was packed with machinery that
looked like Lord Akeldama's—except that the gadgetry was more tangled, something Alexia had not thought possible, and the
dials and switches were more numerous.

Madame Lefoux smoothed out and slotted Alexia's metal scroll into the special frame. Alexia placed Lord Akeldama's valve into
the resonator cradle. After confirming the time, Madame Lefoux pulled down on a large knob-ended switch and engaged the aetheric
convector, activating the chemical wash. The etched letters began to phosphoresce. The two small hydrodine engines spun to
life, generating opposing aetheroelectric impulses, and the two needles raced across the slate. Sparking brightly whenever
they were exposed to one another through the letters, transmission commenced. Alexia worried about the rain causing delay,
but she had faith that Lord Akeldama's improved technology was capable of greater sensitivity and could cut though climatic
interference.

“Testing… Scots… please… reply” sped invisibly outward.

And leagues to the south, at the top of a posh town house, a well-trained vampire drone, dressed like a candied orange peel,
who looked as though his gravest concern was whether winter cravats permitted paisley or not, sat up straight and began recording
an incoming transmission. The source was unknown, but he had been told to sweep on broad receiving at eleven o'clock for several
nights straight. He took down the message and then noted the transmission coordination frequency and the time before dashing
off to find his master.

“It is hard to know for certain, but I believe everything went smoothly.” Madame Lefoux switched off the transmitter, the
little hydrodine engines spinning quietly down. “Of course, we will not know if communication has been established until we
receive an answering transmission.”

The claviger said, “Your contact will have to determine the correct frequency from the incoming message so that he can dial
it in from his end, without a companion valve frequensor. How long will such an endeavor take?”

“No way to know,” replied the Frenchwoman. “Could be quite rapid. We had best go turn the receiving room on.”

So they let themselves into the other chamber and lit the silent little steam engine located under the instrument board. Then
came a long quarter of an hour simply sitting, as quietly as possible, waiting.

“I think we will give it just a few more minutes,” Madame Lefoux whispered. Even her whisper caused the magnetic resonator
coils to shake slightly.

The claviger frowned at her and went to retune the ambient noise filtration component.

Then, with no warning at all, Lord Akeldama's message slowly began to appear between the two pieces of glass on the receiver.
The small hydraulic arm with its mounted magnet began painstakingly moving back and forth, shifting the magnetic particulate
one letter at a time.

The claviger, whose name Alexia still did not know, began carefully and quietly copying down the incoming letters on a soft
piece of washed canvas using a stylographic pen. Lady Maccon and Madame Lefoux held their collective breaths and tried not
to move. Silence was vital. After each letter was complete, the arm reset itself and the glass shook softly, erasing the previous
letter and preparing for the next.

Eventually, the arm stopped moving. They waited a few more minutes, and when Alexia went to speak, the claviger held up his
hand autocratically. Only when he had switched everything off did he nod, allowing them to talk. Lady Maccon realized why
he had charge of the aethographor. The Scots were a silent, dour lot, but he seemed to have the least to say of any of them.

“Well? Read out the message,” she demanded.

He cleared his throat and, blushing slightly, read out, “‘Got you. Scots taste good?'”

Lady Maccon laughed. Lord Akeldama must have misread her message. Instead of “testing Scots,” he had read “tasting Scots.”
“Regardless of the reply, we know that this transmitter is working. And I can gossip with Lord Akeldama.”

The claviger looked offended. “An aethographor isna intended for
gossip
, Lady Maccon!”

“Tell that to Lord Akeldama.”

Madame Lefoux's dimples appeared.

“Could we send him one more message to be certain as to the efficaciousness of the transmitting room?” Lady Maccon asked hopefully.

The claviger sighed. He was reluctant to agree but was apparently also unwilling to resist the request of a guest. He wandered
off and returned with another metal scroll.

Alexia inscribed, “Spy here?”

From what she could recall, Lord Akeldama's newer model had the ability to overhear other transmissions, if it knew where
to look.

Minutes later in the other room, the reply came. “Not mine. Probably chatty bats.”

While the other two looked confused, Alexia only nodded. Lord Akeldama thought that any spy would belong to the vampires.
Knowing her friend, he would now take it upon himself to start monitoring the Westminster Hive and nearby roves. She could
just imagine him rubbing pink-gloved hands together, thrilled with the challenge. With a smile, she removed Lord Akeldama's
valve and, when the claviger was not looking, stashed it back in her trusty parasol.

Lady Maccon was exhausted by the time she sought her bed. It was not a small bed by any means, yet her husband seemed to be
occupying the entirety of it. He was sprawled, snoring softly, wrapped every which way in a ragged and much-abused (clearly
throughout its long and not very successful life) coverlet.

Alexia climbed in and applied a tried-and-true technique she had developed over the last few months. She braced herself against
the headboard and used her legs to push him as much to one side as possible, clearing sufficient space for her to worm her
way down before he took to sprawling once more. She supposed he had spent decades, even centuries, sleeping alone; it would
take some time to retrain him. In the meantime, she was developing some decent thigh muscles from her nightly ritual. The
earl was no lightweight.

Conall growled at her slightly but seemed pleased enough to find her next to him once she snuggled against his side. He rolled
toward her, nuzzled the back of her neck, and wrapped a heavy arm about her waist.

She tugged hard at the coverlet, which would not budge, and settled for arranging the earl's arm about her instead of the
blanket. As a supernatural creature, Conall was supposed to be cold most of the time, but Alexia never felt it. Whenever she
touched him, he was mortal, and his mortal body seemed to run at temperatures something akin to a high-end steam boiler. It
was nice to be able to sleep touching him for once, with no worries she might cause him to age.

And on that note, Lady Maccon drifted off.

She awoke still warm. But her husband's affection, or possibly his hidden murderous tendencies, had shoved her so far toward
the edge of the bed that she was partly suspended in midair. Without his arm about her waist, she would most certainly have
tumbled off the side. Her nightgown was, of course, gone. How did he always manage to do that? The nuzzling at the back of
her neck had turned into nibbles.

She cracked an eyelid: it was just about dawn, or the gray and depressing Highland winter version of dawn. Kingair heralded
the day with a sad, reluctant spit of light, which in no way encouraged one to spring swiftly from the bed and trip lightly
the morning dew. Not that Alexia was any kind of springer or tripper first thing on normal occasions.

Conall's nibbles turned into slightly more insistent bites. He was fond of a bite here or there. Sometimes Alexia was given
to wonder if, had she not been a preternatural, he would not have actually eaten a chunk of her once in a while. There was
something in the way his eyes came over yellow and hungry when he was in an amorous mood. She had ceased fighting the fact
that she loved Conall, but that did not stop her from being practical about his requirements. Baser instincts were baser instincts,
after all, and, her touch aside, he was still a werewolf. On occasions like this, she had reason to be glad her own powers
kept his teeth nice and square. Although, of course, the way things stood in Kingair, had she been in full possession of a
soul, she still would not have had to worry.

He turned his attention to her ear.

“Stop that. Angelique will be in presently to see me dressed.”

“Bother her.”

“For goodness' sake, Conall. Think of her delicate sensibilities.”

“Your maid is a prude,” was her husband's grumbled reply. He did not leave off his romantic attentions. Instead he moved his
arm to better facilitate his notion of acceptable morning activities. Unfortunately, he neglected to realize his arm was all
that was holding his wife in the bed.

With an undignified squawk, Alexia tumbled to the floor.

“Good Lord, woman, what'd you do
that
for?” her husband asked in profound confusion.

Lady Maccon checked to see that everything was unbroken and then stood, angrier than a hornet. She was just about to sting
her husband into oblivion with the sharper side of her already-sharp tongue when she remembered that she was naked. At that
same moment, she came to the sudden realization of exactly how cold a stone castle could get during a Highland winter. Cursing
her husband a blue streak, she jerked the covers off of him and launched herself at him, burrowing into his warmth.

Seeing how this put her naked body plastered on top of him, Lord Maccon had no objection. Except that his wife was still annoyed
and was now wide awake and twitchy, and he was aching something awful from his fight the night before.

“I am going to find out what is going on with this pack of yours today if it is the last thing I do,” she said, swatting at
his hands when they attempted to make interesting forays. “The longer I spend lazing about in bed, the less time I have to
investigate.”

“I wasna planning on being lazy,” came the growl.

Lady Maccon decided that, in the interest of economy, she would have to face the cold, or her husband would carry on about
this for hours. When he took it into his head to do a thing, he liked to see it done properly.

“It will have to wait until this evening,” she said, extracting herself from his embrace. In a swift movement, she rolled
off of him to one side, spinning the coverlet around herself. She part rolled, part hopped off the edge of the bed to her
feet and shuffled across the floor toward her pelisse. This left her poor husband naked on the bed behind her. He was less
disturbed by the cold, for he simply propped himself up on a pillow, folded his hands behind his head, and watched her out
of heavy-lidded eyes.

Which was the scene poor Angelique came in upon—her mistress wrapped in a blanket like a large upended sausage roll, and her
master sprawled naked for all the world to see. The maid had been living among werewolves, and in the presence of Lord and
Lady Maccon, long enough not to have this bother her overmuch. She squeaked, winced, averted her eyes, and carried the basin
of washing water over to the little stand provided.