Read The Party Boy's Guide to Dating a Geek (Clumsy Cupids) Online
Authors: Xara X. Piper;Xanakas Vaughn
pesky brother. Just wait till Christmas. It's going to
be insane."
"Are you sure they'll accept us?"
"They're going to love you." Ash kissed Fee,
deeply, pouring all his pent-up emotions into it.
"Just because their son does," he added after they
broke the kiss.
"I never knew Jackson felt that way about me. Is
Marisol pissed?"
Ash laughed. "Goofball."
Fee leaned over and kissed him, a toe-curling,
never-gonna-let-you-go kind of kiss.
A perfect
kiss
, Ash thought as Fee pinned him to the couch
and nuzzled his neck. Ash spread his legs to wrap
them around Fee's waist and kissed Fee again.
"Thanks for the bracelet," Fee said when he
pulled back. He put one hand on Ash's chest.
Ash smiled and looked at Fee's hand. "You
know you already have the key to my heart, but I
wanted to give you something you could show the
rest of the world, too."
Fee returned his smile, but then his expression
grew puzzled. "What did you mean earlier? When
you said you could take a hint?"
"Shit," Ash said. All his worries from that
morning had been forgotten as soon as Fee opened
the door. "I was so stupid."
"Why?"
"When you didn't show, I thought …" Ash shook
his head. He looked at Fee. After everything Fee
had told him, he didn't want to add to Fee's pain.
But Ash also couldn't keep anything from him. "I
thought you were ashamed of me." Ash's eyes
filled up with tears when he realized Fee had
actually been fighting for him.
"I was ashamed to have you meet him, but it
wasn't of you. I'm ashamed of
him
."
"I know that now. I should have trusted you. I'm
so sorry, Fee. I had no idea what you were going
through. I should have had more faith in you."
Fee nodded. "Yes. But I should have had more
faith in you, too. I really was going to try to
explain that night, but then we fought and I …"
"I know. I shouldn't have cut you off the way I
did. I was being a selfish idiot. If I had known,
Fee," Ash said, "there is no fucking way I would
have let you go alone." Fee was staring straight
ahead again, and Ash held his breath. "And I
promise, I will never doubt again."
Fee turned to him and smiled. "There will never
be a need, for either of us. Farm Boy."
Epilogue
15.1
8 Months Later …
"Well, that's the last box. About friggin' time.
How did you have so much stuff in one room?"
Ash set down the bags he was carrying and
turned to grin at Donovan. He shrugged a little. "I
was in that room for a long time. Trust me, even I
was surprised. I thought I'd be able to cram it all
into a few boxes. Not so much."
Donovan grunted. "I need a Coke."
He wandered over to the kitchen and opened the
fridge, digging around until he found a can. It didn't
bother Ash to see that Donovan was comfortable
enough in Fee's apartment to help himself. He and
Donovan had gotten to be friends in all the months
since Halloween, and there wasn't any weird
animosity anymore. And, well, it wasn't just Fee's
apartment anymore, was it? It was
theirs
. Ash's
and Fee's.
It still felt weird thinking that. Ash had never
lived with a boyfriend before. Sure, he'd
practically been living with Fee since October, but
Fee asking him to move in last month had made
things official.
Ash couldn't believe how much had changed in
the past year. He'd gone from carefree club boy to
responsible man. From a tattoo apprentice to co-
owner of his own shop. From playing fast and
loose to being in a committed relationship. He
liked things better this way.
Carley and Jae were happy for him, but they
were even happier they wouldn't have to search for
another roommate after just having found someone
compatible to replace Archie. Donovan would be
taking Ash's old room—which was part of the
reason he'd agreed to help Ash move.
It remained to be seen how Donovan would get
along with Carley, Jae, and the new guy, Dex.
Roommates could be tricky, Ash knew. He hoped
the situation worked out okay for everyone
involved.
Ty was another matter entirely. Their shop had
been open for going on three months, but aside
from the time they spent there, he and Ty didn't
hang out much anymore. Ash was still trying to
figure out why. He missed his best friend and he
wanted to fix things. Ty kept insisting that nothing
was wrong, though, and what could Ash do but go
along and hope that one day Ty would be ready to
tell him what was going on?
Strong arms wrapped around Ash from behind,
jarring him out of his thoughts.
"Hey," Fee said in his ear. "Welcome home."
Ash reached up to cover Fee's arms with his
own. "Glad to be here."
Fee nipped at his neck and ground himself into
Ash's ass. "Glad to have you."
"Oh, Lord." Donovan groaned from the kitchen.
"I think that's my cue to get out of here."
Ash laughed. "But we promised to feed you."
Donovan drained the rest of his Coke can and
tossed it into the bin under the sink. "I'll take an
IOU."
Ash didn't want the guy to feel rushed out—he
appreciated that Donovan had sacrificed his
morning to help him and Fee lug boxes across
town—but Ash wasn't about to protest when
Donovan grabbed his car keys from the counter
and started for the door. "Okay," he said. "Well,
thanks for helping. We'll take you out after book
club on Thursday."
"Works for me. Later." Donovan paused to
salute them and disappeared into the hallway.
"Bye!" Ash called after him.
"Alone at last," Fee murmured.
Ash turned to face him, his fingers going to the
cluster of stargazers at the base of the tattoo on
Fee's left upper arm. It was a couple of weeks old
but had already healed beautifully. The image of
the angel Michael went from Fee's shoulder to
halfway down to his elbow, and Ash had worked
Pilar's name into one of the pink stargazer petals.
He always found it right away because he knew
where to look, but most people who'd seen the
tattoo hadn't spotted it until Ash or Fee pointed it
out.
"I'm glad your mom likes it," Ash said.
Fee pulled him closer. "She loves it."
Ash smiled. Fee had waited until the tattoo was
completely healed to show his mother, so she'd
only seen it a few days before. Ash hadn't been
there at the time, but she'd called and left him a
message thanking him and praising the tat. "That
makes me happy, and I think it's awesome that she
and my mom have been talking. Did she tell you
they're planning a spa day for when my mom
comes up next month?"
Fee laughed. "Yeah. She's excited."
Their mothers had finally met when Ash's
parents had come up from Florida again for
Christmas. Both Ash and Fee had been surprised to
learn that their mothers had exchanged numbers. A
few initial phone calls had turned into a weekly
tradition, and the last Ash had heard, they were
exchanging emails and Skyping, too. It almost felt
like destiny that the two women had become such
unexpected friends, much in the way their sons had
hooked up originally. Ash guessed the opposites
attract thing worked for friendships as well.
The one disappointing thing was that Fee's
father still hadn't come around. For Fee's sake, Ash
hoped it would happen someday. But for himself,
well, Ash wasn't entirely sure how he would react
to meeting the man who'd nearly broken Fee's nose
just for saying he'd found someone he wanted to
spend his life with, and that person happened to be
Ash. It would be a
long
time before Ash could
think of that day without anger clouding his
judgment.
"Do you want to start unpacking?" Fee asked,
bringing Ash back to the moment.
"Maybe just my clothes for now," Ash
answered. "I don't want them to get all wrinkled."
Carley would have a fit if he saw the way Ash had
stuffed everything into his bags.
"Sure." Fee leaned down and kissed him briefly.
"Want to order a pizza while I start?"
"Yeah. The usual?"
"Sounds good."
Fee grabbed the bags Ash had set down earlier
and vanished into the bedroom. It took Ash a while
to hunt down a menu for Fee's favorite pizza place
in the area. He'd ordered for Fee before but never
programmed the number into his phone. Ash
figured he might as well do it now. Neither one of
them would be cooking all that often. Ash didn't
have any delusions about that.
When he walked into Fee's room—
their
room—
a few minutes later, he found Fee sitting on the
edge of the bed with a book in his hands. Ash's
heart almost stopped when he realized what it was.
Oh, God, that stupid guidebook.
Ash had forgotten
he'd stuck it in his duffle bag. A part of him had
considered tossing it, but the book actually
had
helped a bit, and he'd felt bad at the idea of
throwing it away.
Fee looked up at Ash and arched an eyebrow.
"I can explain," Ash started.
"Don't bother."
Ash's heart stuttered. He gnawed on his lower
lip for a second. "It's … I mean, it was just a silly
—"
Fee stood and tossed the book onto the mattress.
"I'm serious, Ash, you don't have to explain. It's
okay."
"It is?" Ash said, relieved. "You're not mad?"
"Mad?" Fee repeated. "Why would I be mad?"
"Well, it's … it's a guidebook, you know? For
dating. I was trying to figure out how to win you
over."
Fee smiled and stepped closer. "You didn't need
an advice book for that."
"No?" Ash asked as Fee took another step. "Did
I manage to win you over with my natural charm?"
Fee laughed softly and closed the remaining
distance between them. "You did," he murmured,
before bowing his head for a kiss.
Several long, dizzying minutes later, he pulled
back. Ash clung to Fee's arms, his knees weak.
"Besides," Fee said, "I have something to
confess."
"What?" Ash stared up at him, dazed, his mind
still moving slowly. Man, Fee could kiss.
"I have one, too."
Ash blinked in confusion. "Have one what?"
"One of Valentine's guidebooks."
It took Ash a few seconds to process the words,
but even then, he still couldn't believe them. "No
way. Seriously?"
Fee grinned. "Yeah. It's called
The Geek's
Guide to Taming a Party Boy
."
"Show me."
Fee released Ash and crossed to one of his
bookshelves across the room. He pulled a book
from a stack on the top. When Fee returned and
handed it to him, Ash had to laugh. The colors on
Fee's book were reversed—yellow on blue instead
of blue on yellow like the one Ash had.
Ash couldn't seem to get the laughing under
control. "Oh, God," he managed to choke out, his
voice breathless. "This is perfect. I guess we
really are meant to be."
Fee kissed him then, playful at first. Ash's
laughter finally stopped, replaced by a moan of
pure need as the kiss grew deeper, harder. The
book fell from his hands and hit the carpet with a
thud.
That time, when Fee pulled away, it was only
long enough to say, "Yeah. I think we are."
Fin
About the Authors
Piper Vaughn
Piper Vaughn wrote her first love story at
eleven and never looked back. Since then, she’s
known that writing in some form was exactly what
she wanted to do. A reader at the core, Piper loves
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