The Queen & the Homo Jock King (69 page)
Chapter 11: A Completely Made-up True Story of Love and Stuff
Chapter 12: Hitting Girl Scouts in the Face with Dildos
Chapter 13: Helena Van Der Beek of the Dawson’s Creek Van Der Beeks
Chapter 14: Raising Holy Homo Hell
Chapter 15: Super Gays and Running Away to Bismarck, North Dakota
Chapter 16: The Dark Twink Rises
Chapter 17: We Decimated the Native Americans. Happy Thanksgiving!
Chapter 18: Continental Airport Breakfasts and Piss-Pigs
Chapter 19: With Heartfelt Apologies to Britney Spears
Chapter 20: Good Cop, Bad Cop, Corrupt Cop
Chapter 21: Slim Trim and the Mystery of the Public Rimjob
Chapter 22: The Queen & the Homo Jock King
Chapter 23: Freddie Prinze Juniored
Epilogue: A Raging Case of Sequelitis
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