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Authors: Gene Kerrigan

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The incredibly fast movement.

Lying on his back, Emmet Sweetman opened his eyes.

Dark raindrop, falling

From skull to toes his body was icy cold.

Oh, Jesus

The one in the hoodie was—

God, no

Leaning forward, bending down. He looked into Emmet Sweetman’s eyes—

Big black handgun.

No

The dark raindrop

Still falling from the ceiling

Jesus, please

2
 

The court opened for business in – Bob Tidey glanced at his watch – fifteen minutes. Lots of time for a smoke. He got out of the lift on the second floor of the Criminal Courts of Justice building, walked through the cafeteria and out into the Smoking Garden. There were four or five others stealing a last few puffs. Bob Tidey preferred the old Four Courts building, where smokers had to go out into the yard to enjoy their vice. The new building was an uninhibited display of affluence, but there was something indecent about splashing out so generously to facilitate a bad habit. The Smoking Garden had several tastefully designed wooden benches, where you could sit and have a puff and a coffee. It was decorated with plants and saplings and a lot of thought had gone into the design of the receptacles for stubbing out your cigarette. Despite all this, the area already seemed a little frayed about the edges – abandoned Coke cans and cardboard coffee cups, carelessly discarded butts.

Bob Tidey’s disposable lighter should have been disposed of a couple of days back. He had to flick it several times before he got a tiny flame. He was leaning forward, hands cupped to light the Silk Cut, when his mobile rang.

Tidey let the flame die.

‘Yeah?’

The voice was raspy, unmistakable.

‘That thing we talked about, Mr Tidey – you said we could, you know, have a chat. See if there’s anything can be done.’

‘That’ll depend, Trixie. The kid’s got to open up, just to me, it won’t go on the record. Get him to—’

‘I told him. I think he’s OK with that.’

‘Good.’

‘We need to talk, Mr Tidey.’

‘Look, I’m at a meeting. I’ll drop by when I can.’

‘That’d be great.’

‘No promises, OK?’

‘Whatever you think – it’s your game, Mr Tidey.’

It took several attempts to get the lighter working. Tidey took a long drag, sucking the shit out of the Silk Cut. Low tar was a scam, he reckoned – it meant he smoked twice as many. Ought to go back on the Rothmans.

The courts had eaten up a significant amount of Bob Tidey’s working life over the past twenty-five years and ordinarily the courtroom routine was something he welcomed and enjoyed. For civilians, the courts were approached reluctantly, as defendants, litigants or witnesses. For the police, they were the goal to which months of hard work were devoted – where you got to bring your case into the winners’ enclosure or watch it vanish down the toilet. Bob Tidey felt at home here.

The shiny new Criminal Courts of Justice lacked the historic heft of the old Four Courts, the higgledy-piggledy layout and countless nooks and crannies where quiet deals were done. Instead, it offered light and space, technology and comfort, all the bells and whistles that the legal community of a proud and prosperous little nation could desire. The building was conceived in the exuberant period when money was plentiful. There was so much of the stuff that the right kind of people earned big bonuses sitting around all day just thinking up new things to spend it on. The tables of the golden circles groaned with the weight of the feast. Their admirers piled into the property gambling game and sufficient crumbs fell to minimum-wage level to keep the skulls happy. Everyone knew the money-go-round would keep spinning as long as two or three bad things didn’t happen simultaneously – then four or five bad things happened at once.

By the time the shiny new Criminal Courts of Justice building opened for business it had become clear that the plentiful supply of money was imaginary. At first it seemed almost a technical hitch, like someone needed to sort out a knotty little arithmetic problem. Then, house prices went through the floor, jobs evaporated, factories and businesses that had been around for decades folded overnight. There were hundreds of thousands of houses and flats empty, hundreds of unfinished estates in which no one lived or would ever want to live, all built with borrowed money to take advantage of tax breaks. The knowledge that all the backslapping and arrogance of the previous decade was nurtured in bullshit made the country blush like a teenager caught posing in front of a mirror.

Bob Tidey was in the law and order business, and whatever else went belly-up there’d always be hard men and chancers and a need for someone to put manners on them. He’d taken wage cuts, but he could live with that. These days his needs were few.

At first he missed the make-do atmosphere of the Four Courts, now used solely for the lucrative civil law end of the business. But wherever the legal tournaments might be held, Tidey felt at home with the intricate preparation of cases, the tension, the post-trial comedown. Do the job right and it wasn’t often the villains managed to slide out of the handcuffs. And on the rare occasion they did, he could bide his time. The thing about criminals, they usually give you a rematch.

This, though, was the first time he’d come to court in a role other than that of investigator. In a few minutes he’d be in a courtroom on the fourth floor, preparing to commit perjury.

Fuck it
.

Made your bed, don’t complain about lying on it
.

Once you make a witness statement, in the aftermath of an alleged offence, that’s that. Go on the stand and deviate from the written word and the defence barrister will spend the next half-hour dancing on your bones.

Tell me, Detective Sergeant, were you lying then or are you lying now?

Answering questions about that evening in Brerton’s pub, after the hubbub died down, he’d kept it simple.

‘I didn’t see anything.’

‘We’d better take a statement, anyway, just for the record.’

‘No problem.’

I heard a commotion somewhere behind me and I tried to ignore it. I thought it was just someone being loud, the way it is in pubs sometimes. By the time I turned round it was all over
.

End of story.

Nothing in that to help or harm either side.

That evening, when he turned round from where he was sitting at the bar of Brerton’s, the batons were already swinging. Two gobshites ended up in handcuffs, followed by a trip to Beaumont A&E and a night in the cells at Turner’s Lane.

Asking for it
.

The gobshites, late teens, maybe twenty or so, were brave with drink. Loud, playing tough guys, throwing unfunny and insulting remarks around the pub, then laughing and staring down the regulars. A nervous young barman who asked them to cool it was told to fuck off. The gobshites laughed so hard they squeezed their eyes shut and rocked in their seats.

Bob Tidey was having a quick bite to eat, after a long, lunchless day, on his way back from a fruitless journey to see a potential witness in an insurance fraud. When two uniforms arrived at Brerton’s, looking pissed off, like they’d had to interrupt a tea break, the gobshites quickly sobered up. Just what you need, when there’s dozens of people chasing even minimum-wage jobs – a court appearance and a yob conviction on your record. They suddenly looked like the dim-witted boys they were. It should have ended there, with a warning, and an order to leave the pub. Instead, just as the gobshites moved towards the exit, their exaggerated swagger implying that leaving was their own idea, one of the uniforms crooked a finger, beckoned and called after them. ‘Let’s hear an apology to the customers, lads. And make it sincere.’

The two gobshites stood awkwardly, their faces a mixture of embarrassment, fear and anger.

‘It’s over,’ one of them said.

The Garda raised an eyebrow. ‘I’m not hearing anything that sounds like repentance.’

The other gobshite couldn’t stop the anger pushing through the fear. ‘Go fuck yourself.’

It was like the sound of a starting pistol, and the two policemen and the two gobshites went at it. Four young men doing what a certain kind of young man always longs to do – lock horns.

Bob Tidey took a sip of watery pub coffee. He heard the sound of baton connecting with soft tissue. He looked up and saw a spray of blood fly horizontally away from the mouth of the bigger of the two gobshites. He watched the other one cowering, one hand raised in front of his face, then he heard a scream and saw a baton knock the hand away, then a backhand blow from the same baton smacking the side of the gobshite’s face.

It lasted twenty seconds tops. Tidey swallowed the last of his coffee, chewed what remained of his ham and cheese sandwich and left.

‘Bob?’

The call came four hours later, when Tidey was at home, watching the highlights of a Champions League match that didn’t have any highlights.

‘Derek Ferry, Turner’s Lane.’

‘Derek, long time.’

They’d started in the force around the same time, worked at the same station for a few months.

‘What it is, Bob, two of our lads picked up a couple of drunk and disorderlies this evening, down in Brerton’s. One of the lads recognised you, went back to have a word and you were gone.’

‘Finished my sandwich, nothing to hang about for.’

‘What I was hoping – the two drunks – it turns out one of them’s the son of an adviser to the Minister for Commerce and Enterprise.’

‘Bad luck.’

‘The parents are making a fuss – they’ve sent a photographer down to take snaps of the bruises. Our lads are charging the two idiots with assaulting a Garda. Probably the best thing to do, in the circumstances.’

True enough. You leave bruises on the son of someone connected, there’s going to be a fuss. Best thing to do is charge him with whatever’s credible, and that puts the parents and their legal people on the back foot. Most likely, everyone agrees to back off and it’s like nothing ever happened.

‘I didn’t see anything,’ Tidey said.

‘The lads were just wondering, if—’

‘Sorry, Derek, I was sitting with my back to it all.’

Ferry hesitated just a moment, and when he spoke he managed to keep the disappointment out of his voice.

‘We’d better take a statement, anyway, just for the record.’

‘No problem.’

If this thing ended up in court Tidey wasn’t inclined to be a police witness. He’d little appetite for hanging a conviction on a couple of drunken yobs who’d had the bad luck to bump into a couple of coppers equally eager to spray testosterone over everything in sight. On the other hand, to give evidence that confirmed the amateurism of the two uniforms was the route to professional isolation. In some circumstances it might be the right thing to do – but he’d no interest in sacrificing his career on the altar of justice for a couple of drunken fools.

It’s a rule of life. When fools – in uniform or out – start a stupid fight, leave them to it. And when the two yobs were hit with a D&D charge it should have been a quick fine, over and out. But these yobs’ parents brought in a team of legal heavyweights, and everyone was fearful of backing down, so months later it was about to squander court time.

Tidey’s statement was so bland that his name wasn’t on the original witness list. Then, the previous evening, he’d got the call that brought him down to the Criminal Courts of Justice.

Best to stick to the story in the statement. Get on the stand, get off it, get out of it.

He stubbed the butt of the Silk Cut, popped a Tic Tac into his mouth and went back inside.

‘Sergeant Tidey?’

The tall barrister with the wrinkled face was waiting when Bob Tidey stepped out of the lift on the fourth floor. His first name was Richard, and his perpetually dour expression had earned him the nickname Mopey Dick. He was prosecuting the case in which Tidey was a witness. ‘A word, if you please?’ he said. He was holding a sheaf of papers in one hand.

Tidey nodded. Mopey Dick led the way to the glass barrier overlooking the massive circular atrium around which the building was designed. He took off his wig, stroked his thin grey hair and put the wig back on. He spent a few seconds carefully adjusting it, gazing down at the small figures milling about the ground-floor lobby. He looked up at Tidey, as a doctor might look at a patient for whom the results were ambiguous.

‘We’ve got a problem. Or, to be more precise,
you’ve
got a problem.’

3
 

Doesn’t get much better than this
.

Bopping down Henry Street, the warm mid-morning sun above and a free day ahead.

Feeling good
.

There was a swagger to Vincent Naylor’s walk. Ten days since he’d got out of prison.

The pedestrianised street wasn’t too busy this morning. He caught an appraising glance from a woman with blonde hair and dangling earrings that were half the size of her face.

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