Read The Reluctant Assassin Online
Authors: Eoin Colfer
Tags: #Juvenile Fiction, #Law & Crime, #Action & Adventure, #General
I must be the assassin now. Tomorrow my world changes—in fact the entire world may change—but for now, I am performing a job of work. And Albert Garrick always takes pride in his work.
He strode down the corridor, eyes quickly adjusting to the gloom. There was scratching in the shadows that perhaps an amateur would have wasted ammunition on, but Garrick knew the claws of rats when he heard them and held his fire.
Riley moved slowly ahead of him, hampered by steamer trunks and mannequins, hunched over and casting fearful glances toward his mentor.
“She has deserted you, son,” Garrick called after him. “You are alone.”
“You murdered my parents!” Riley said. “I am no son of yours.”
Garrick was about to deny it—after all, how could Riley know what had transpired all those years ago?—when the truth occurred to him:
The boy saw it in the wormhole.
“It was a job of work,” he admitted, shooting a wheeled mannequin for fun. “I did what I was hired to do. It was a matter of trust. And did I not save you? Against orders, I might point out.”
“Murderer!” howled Riley, darting through the bedchamber door, into the gloom beyond.
Garrick prudently took up a position beside the doorway, unwilling to follow Riley directly, in case Agent Savano attempted an ambush.
Remember, you have both had the same training. What is standard operating procedure when defending a room with a single entrance?
Chevie would be waiting in a blind spot, aiming whatever weapon she possessed at the doorway.
If she is there at all.
Perhaps Agent Savano was not even in the building. Still, better to lose a few seconds than waste the opportunity to close this sordid chapter of the book.
Garrick summoned his memories of the room. He had passed quite some time here, waiting for Felix Smart to turn up.
A rectangular space with a small alcove in the southern wall, with a dresser and writing desk. Rows of barrel-sized cylinders—crude batteries, I would guess, which Smart was building to power future visits to Victoria. Agent Savano will be in cover behind the desk. Upon my entrance she will have a clear shot at the optimum target zone.
Garrick checked his pistol’s load.
Very well. Albert Garrick will indeed enter as expected.
Chevie knelt behind the writing desk with Barnum’s revolver pointed at the doorway. The instant Riley appeared, she was on her feet with the weapon cocked.
Come on, Garrick
, she willed the assassin.
Show me that greasy smile.
Garrick talked all the way, cock of the cockney walk.
“We have shared quite the adventure,” he said. “But for me to realize my full potential, I need to be allowed to invest time in myself without constant interference . . .”
This speech surprised Chevie greatly, as she had shot Garrick three times between the first and third syllables of the word
adventure
. His cloak had twirled to the ground, and the magician keeled over stiffly, yet he
continued
to speak. And though she had been forewarned that there would be trickery, Chevie left herself exposed for a fraction of a second, which gave the real Garrick the chance to step calmly into the doorway and shoot Chevie square in the chest while still projecting his voice into the wheeled mannequin on the floor.
“. . . constant interference from a juvenile agent who is completely out of her depth.”
Garrick allowed the thought to flash through his mind that perhaps this FBI-style body shot was the most satisfying he had ever fired, in spite of Felix Sharp’s attempts to interfere with his conscience, or perhaps because of that.
I am in control of myself once more.
Chevie was knocked backward by the impact, lifted onto the tips of her toes, and almost somersaulted into a pile of blankets behind her.
Garrick, ever the professional, decided that he would savor the moment fully later, once he was safe in the Orient Theatre. Now was the moment to put the final nail in this coffin.
“Riley, boy,” he said, his voice honeyed and sonorous, as seductive a tone as was ever heard on the West End stage. “Stop running, son. Let me end your pain.”
Riley was facedown on the bed, his body heaving with sobs.
At the end he was just a child. Perhaps better to die in innocence.
Garrick pocketed his weapon, for it was important that this killing be more personal.
Two quick steps brought him to the bed.
I shall choke off the air from his windpipe, watch his eyes glaze, but out of respect for our shared past, perhaps I shall speak kindly as he goes.
Garrick reached for Riley’s neck.
My fingers are so slender, yet strong, he thought. I could just as easily have been a pianist.
Riley was too beaten to attempt escape and simply lay on the bed, waiting for Garrick’s fingers to close around his neck.
“No fight left in you, son?” whispered Garrick. “Perhaps it is time to sleep.”
Garrick sprang catlike onto the mattress, but his fingertips did not land on Riley’s soft neck, as expected. Instead they somehow clinked against cold glass, and the assassin’s head followed, smashing into a pane of unseen mirror with a dull crunch, sending cracks racing across the glass.
“But . . .” he said, baffled, blood pouring into one eye. “But . . . I see.”
Riley turned over and looked through the cracks in Garrick’s direction, but not at him. “What do you see, mighty illusionist?”
Garrick’s fingers tapped the looking glass, and he realized that he had been hoodwinked with his own magical apparatus; but the throbbing in his head grew louder than his thoughts. “Angled lights. A series of mirrors. Misdirection. But why?”
“To get you on the bed,” said a voice behind him.
Garrick turned dully, foundering in the goose down, and there, impossibly, stood Chevron Savano, hale and hardy, some form of throwing missile already flashing from her fingers, spinning in his direction.
Not so easy, thought Garrick, and he snatched the object from the air.
Even when dazed, I will not be struck down by the likes of you.
The magician was irritated that he had been injured by one of his own mirrors. But what had the illusion accomplished, except to delay the inevitable? He was a little bloody, nothing more.
Garrick’s hand tingled, and he saw orange sparks buzz around the fingers that held the missile. Sparks buzzing like quantum bees around honey. Puzzlement heaped upon puzzlement.
Orange sparks? How?
Garrick opened his fingers and saw a Timekey, and for a moment he thought it another illusion, until Felix Smart’s experience assured him that it was real.
The hazmat team I tackled earlier. Of course, they had Timekeys and body armor. This is one of their keys, as was the one I smashed on the stairs. Dropped deliberately as a ruse. Riley allowed me to see him enter the house. Chevron simply donned a bulletproof vest in the minute before my arrival.
The Timekey’s digital readout was divided into four quadrants, and the top two were flashing.
Garrick waited a nanosecond for the information to come to him.
Top left activates the wormhole. Top right is the countdown, which already reads zero. The lower quadrants activate the reentry beacon. They are not active.
“That’s right,” said Chevie. “You’re going in, but you ain’t coming out.”
Garrick pawed at the Timekey controls with his fingers, but they had already become insubstantial; he was like a ghost trying to make contact with the real world. The Timekey slipped from his grasp and landed on the goose down, a vortex of light opening at its core.
“What?” said Chevie. “No last words? How about,
The world hasn’t seen the last of Albert Garrick?
That’s a good one.”
Riley appeared at Chevie’s side and his eyes were wet with tears. “You murdered my family. You stole me from my bed.” He shook Garrick’s own cloak at him. “So that I could be your audience.”
Garrick had bigger things on his mind than dealing with a boy’s accusations. He felt himself slipping away.
I am nothing, he realized. There may have been comfort in this thought for many, but for Albert Garrick it held only terror.
I shall be nothing for all eternity.
The orange sparks spread like magical locusts along his limbs and torso, leaving a bare outline behind. Ghostly innards wobbled inside transparent flesh, and Garrick saw it all happen.
He opened his mouth to speak, but no sound emerged, so Riley said the words for him.
“Unto dust,” said the boy, and he spat on the floor.
For an instant Garrick flashed silver, as though transformed into thermite powder, then he was sucked down into the Timekey, which stood on its point, spinning like a top.
A bolt of lightning shot from its tip, scorching the ceiling, then it too disappeared.
“Okay,” said Chevie, grabbing Riley’s shoulder and hustling him toward the steps, “I know where this is going.”
Without an aperture at the twenty-first-century end of the wormhole, the time tunnel craved energy to sustain the matter conversion. The first things to go were the barrel batteries, which were grabbed with lightning fingers, squeezed dry, then tossed aside like dead husks. Then the lightning burrowed deep into the earth itself, siphoning geothermal energy until the soil cracked and split.
Chevie pushed Riley upstairs and toward the front door, hearing the earth itself open behind her with thunderous booms and sharp snaps. She could feel Bill Riley’s Timekey buzz sympathetically against her chest.
“Run,” she called, wholly unnecessarily. “The house is going to collapse.”
Riley did not need any urging. He raced toward the door, thinking that this was the second time he had fled this house in fear of his life.
The house collapsed around them as they ran, sinking into the basement’s maw, as the structure itself fed the wormhole with kinetic energy. Glass shattered and stone was crushed like sand. Chevie kicked Riley hard in the rump to shunt him past a falling chandelier.
Garrick had bolted the door behind him, but this didn’t delay them, as most of the front wall had collapsed. The fleeing pair dived through a hole in the wall onto the pavement and scrambled quickly from the maelstrom of destruction behind them.
Streams of people flowed from the doors of adjacent houses, and screaming and howling rose up in the square as the wormhole gulped and swallowed the entire building, excising it from its neighbors with surgical precision. When at last the dust settled and the cacophony faded, the house had been removed, like a rotten tooth from a gum, leaving the others untouched save for a score of broken windows and a spiderweb of superficial cracks.
Riley and Chevie leaned on the park railing, as caked in dust as any victims of Vesuvius, but intact and uninjured.
Riley spat a ball of brick dust to the ground. “Did you know that the entire house would be consumed?”
Chevie touched the tender spot on her chest where Garrick’s bullet had struck the body armor she had stripped from a fallen member of the hazmat team. “I knew there was a chance, but it was worth taking.”
There was chaos on Bedford Square as bobbies’ whistle blasts filled the air and the bells of an approaching fire engine clanged across from the West End. Some people had fainted dead away, and young lads clambered over the rubble heap, calling for survivors.
“We should run,” said Riley. “The police will question everyone in a posh gaff such as this.”
Chevie tore off her bulletproof vest and took several breaths. “Yeah, okay, Riley. I make the strategy decisions, remember? Anyway, we should get out of here before the local police blame us for something.”
Riley tucked the magician’s cloak under his arm. “A good strategy. Lead on, Agent Savano.”
The pair trudged to the corner of Bedford Square, against the flow of the crowd straining to see the collapsed foundations of what the
London News
would call the “House of Hell.”
Riley and Chevie left a trail of dust behind them. They did not speak for a while, both engrossed in thoughts of the future. Eventually they realized that they had linked arms as they walked.
“We are like a couple off to the opera,” said Riley.
Chevie laughed and a puff of dust escaped her throat. “Yeah, a zombie couple.” Her laugh petered out. “You could have died back there, fighting Garrick. That was not part of the plan.”
“I thought of him, leaning over my dear ma,” said Riley, “with his knife ready to do its business, and I couldn’t help myself.”
Hooves clattered alongside as a hansom cab slowed, the driver sniffing a fare, despite of their appearance.
“We’re content on foot,” Riley called, without glancing upward. “Move on down the avenue.”
“Perhaps I am content to ride beside my mates,” said a familiar voice.
It was Bob Winkle, who had somehow kept a grip on the stolen carriage.
Winkle stood on the driver’s seat, peering down toward the corner of Bedford Square. “You pair had a right knees-up on that gaff,” he commented. “A cove might expect a life of high adventure partnering with such a duo. Like Holmes and Watson, ye are, but with extra munitions and explosions.”
Chevie shook herself like a dog and something resembling a teenage female emerged from the dust.
“That’s a nice face, princess,” said Bob Winkle. “If you gave it the lick of a wet cloth, I might lower meself to kiss it.”
They breakfasted like royalty on grub purchased with sovereigns found sewn into the lining of Garrick’s cloak. They ordered coffee with toast, oatmeal with brown sugar, fried eggs and sausage, curried chicken with potato, a platter of bacon, with extra grease for strength. All finished off with beer for the boys in spite of Chevie’s health warnings.
They sat at a street table on Piccadilly after breakfast, watching the avenue fill up with the day’s business.
Bob Winkle flicked a penny at the first beggar to approach their table and set him guarding their little space so they could talk uninterrupted.
Riley sighed and rubbed his distended belly. “I am full as a prince on his birthday,” he declared.