The Reluctant Journal of Henry K. Larsen (14 page)

Pop-Pop and Grams were super-happy to see me. For dinner, Grams had made my favorite: roast beef. Halfway through the meal, Pop-Pop farted. Loudly.

I looked at my mom. She looked at me. And we both started to laugh. We laughed so hard, we couldn’t stop. We laughed till tears were running down our faces.

It was an awesome moment.

It was just like old times.

I slept for ten hours straight. I fell asleep at 1:00 a.m. (Picton time), and didn’t wake up till 11:00 a.m. (Picton time).

For the first time in months, I had no nightmares. For the first time in months, I slept through the night.

Four days in, three days to go. All things considered, things are going surprisingly well, so
in your face, Cecil!
Mom may not look the greatest, but in other ways she seems a lot better than she did when we left at the end of December.

We have a routine to our days. Mom waits to have breakfast with me (even if I don’t get up till eleven, which has happened every day so far), and she cooks me whatever I want: pancakes, waffles, bacon and eggs, anything. She doesn’t eat much herself, although this morning she had two whole pancakes.

Then we go for a long walk, bundling up because there’s still snow on the ground and you can see your breath. Mom asks me a lot of questions. She wants to know everything, down to the last detail.

“Main physical characteristic of each of your teachers,” she said yesterday.

“Mr. Coulter, Phys Ed: No neck. Ms. Wrightson, Math: Talks like a ventriloquist’s dummy. Mr. Jankovich, Socials: Wears socks with sandals. Mrs. Bardus, Home Ec: Stone-faced. Mr. Schell, English: Big ears.”

“Three words you’d use to describe your friend Farley. Quick, without thinking too much.”

“Weird. Enthusiastic. Loyal.”

“And Alberta?”

“Rude. Bold. Unique. Pretty.”

Mom smiled. “That’s four words.”

On Monday, she drove into Kingston for her session with Dr. Dumas, so I stayed with Pop-Pop and Grams. Grams and I played Rummoli all afternoon. Today, the four of us drove to Sandbanks Provincial Park. It was a milder day, and we walked over the dunes and along the beach for over an hour.

Most afternoons, Mom and I pull out one of Pop-Pop and Grams’s board games and play in the living room. That’s when we discuss the person Dad and I never talk about at home.

Jesse. Mom talks about Jesse a lot.

One day she said, “Remember when Jesse was four, he put the plastic cheese from Mouse Trap up his nose? And I had to take him to emergency to get it removed?”

I didn’t remember because I was only two at the time, but I’d heard the story a million times so I said, “Yes.”

Another day she said, “Remember the camping trip we took, near Tofino? And Dad bought you and Jesse a kite?”

I remembered. It was a beautiful kite, rainbow-colored and shaped like a dragon.

“Jesse loved that kite,” she said, gazing past me out the
window. “He’d fly that thing for hours every day.”

I loved that kite too. I flew it for hours every day, too
, I thought. But all I said was, “Yeah, he did.”

Today she said, “Remember when Jesse was in second grade, he did that comedy routine for the talent show?” She chuckled. “He stood up onstage and told knock-knock jokes for five minutes straight.”

“That was me,” I said.

“Pardon?”

“That was me,” I repeated. “Not Jesse.”

Her smile faded. “You’re sure?”

I nodded. “Knock-knock, who’s there? Isaac. Isaac who? Isaac coming in! Remember?”

She chuckled, kind of. Fifteen minutes later, she murmured, “I was sure that was Jesse.”

She never talks about what he did. In fact, she never talks about the last two years of his life. It’s like she’s frozen him in time at the age of twelve.

But mostly I think talking about Jesse is a good sign. She isn’t bottling it all up, which I guess is what Dad and I do.

Speaking of Dad. If only I could get her to talk about
him
. It seems like every time I bring him up, she changes the subject.

Maybe I’m just imagining things.

Another good sign: Mom has asked me to come to her session with Dr. Dumas tomorrow. She says he wants to meet me. I’d like to meet him, too. I want to tell him thanks for everything he’s done and all that, but it’s time for my mom to come home.

One thing.

One thing.

One thing.

3:00 p.m. EST/12:00 p.m. PST

When Cecil gave me this notebook, he told me that if I was having a lousy day –
especially
if I was having a lousy day – I should always try to write
one thing
in my journal.

For once, I took his advice.

4:00 p.m. EST/1:00 p.m. PST

I’m on the plane. Heading home. Alone.

Things did not go as planned.

Wednesday started well. Mom and I drove to Kingston at around ten in the morning. She’d washed her hair and put on a clean sweater, and I think she was even wearing a bit of makeup. It was a beautiful day – clear blue skies and a fresh dusting of snow. We took the Glenora Ferry again, which dropped us in Adolphustown, which does not deserve to be called a town. It should be called Adolphus
hamlet
.

The countryside is pretty. Not better than BC, just different. We drove through Bath, and I couldn’t help thinking that if Jesse was with us, I would have said,
And boy do you need one!

As we neared Kingston, we drove past the Collins Bay Institution. Weird as it sounds, I love that prison. I remember, on one of our visits to Pop-Pop and Grams when Jesse was still alive, the two of us gaped at the huge
stone fortress with its towering red roof from the backseat of the car, and Jesse said, “I want to live there.”

And all the adults laughed and laughed, and Grams said, “Well, kiddo, let’s hope you never, ever have to!”

Which is kind of funny when you think about it because if he’d survived, he would have wound up living in a prison.

Our first few hours in Kingston were great. Mom took me to Cooke’s Fine Foods and Coffee, which is only my favorite store. It’s been around since the olden days. It’s dark and big, with high ceilings and wood floors, and it smells delicious. Mom bought me a piece of Brighton Rock.

Then we had lunch at Chez Piggy, which not only has the best name ever, it has the best food ever. We talked a lot, and Mom even joked with our waiter. For one brief hour, it was almost like IT had never happened.

Then we went to Dr. Dumbass’s office.

That is my new name for Dr. Dumas. This guy makes Cecil look like a genius.

Dr. Dumbass works out of the hospital with a few other psychiatrists, so we sat in a waiting room with a handful of people who looked completely mental. One guy, with long scraggly hair, kept talking to himself and laughing quietly, and there was an old woman with no teeth, who just stared into space. I’m pretty sure she was seriously medicated.
Compared to them, my mom looked
one hundred percent
normal!! No wonder I felt so optimistic.

Then Mom went into Dr. Dumbass’s office for her appointment. The idea was that she would come and get me for the last fifteen minutes, so I’d have a chance to meet him. For forty-five minutes, I had to sit there pretending to read three-year-old issues of
Better Homes and Gardens
and
Reader’s Digest
(YAWN), while the guy with long scraggly hair kept staring at me and laughing, which gave me the creeps.

Finally the door to Dr. Dumbass’s office opened, and he stepped out. He’s super-tall – like, six feet six inches – skinny, with blond, thinning hair. He has a face that reveals nothing, which is probably good if you’re a psychiatrist, but equally good if you’re a serial killer.

Anyway, he smiled at me with his lips only and shook my hand. Dad thinks you can tell a lot about a man’s character by the way he shakes hands. Dr. Dumbass’s handshake was limp.

“You must be Henry,” he said. I glanced at the other two nutbars in the waiting room and thought,
No shit, Sherlock
. “Come on in.”

I followed him into his office. It was much bigger and cleaner and tidier than Cecil’s office. He had a lot of framed degrees hanging on his wall. Mom sat in one of two
armchairs across from his desk. I plopped into the other one. “Your mother talks about you a lot,” he said.

Then he tried to ask me how I was coping, and I said, “Fine.”

And he said, “This is a safe place, Henry. You can talk openly about your feelings.”

And I said, “I have my own doctor to do that with, thanks.”

“Well, what would you like to talk about?” he asked.

“My mom seems to be doing really well,” I said.

He smiled at my mom. “She is indeed.”

“I think it’s time for her to come home.” I turned to my mom. “You could fly home with me this Friday. Or, if that’s too soon, you could come out next week.”

The room went dead quiet. Mom and Dr. Dumbass shared a look.

“Henry,” the doctor started, “your mom is making great progress –”

“Yes, and we have you to thank.”

“But I feel it’s in her best interest to continue her sessions with me for a while longer.”

I turned to Mom and placed her hand in mine. “Well, it’s not really up to you, is it?” I said to Dr. Dumbass.

Mom looked down at my hand. “Henry, you know how much I love you.… ”

“Which is why you need to come home.”

“Which is why I can’t. Not yet.”

This wasn’t how I’d rehearsed it in my head. “C’mon, Mom. This whole nervous breakdown thing is getting a little old.”

Dead silence. “A little old?” Dr. Dumbass said. “That implies some form of intention on your mother’s part.”

I had no idea what he was talking about. “There are good doctors in Vancouver, too,” I told Mom. “You could see my psychologist, Cecil. He’s no rocket scientist, but he’s okay.”

“You don’t understand,” Mom said. “I’m not ready. I’ve already let one child down.… ”

“You didn’t let Jesse down! What Jesse did was not your fault.” I looked at Dr. Dumbass. “You’ve told her what happened isn’t her fault, right?”

“Yes. But your mother needs to get to that place on her own, Henry. And we’ve been making great strides, but we’re not there yet.”

“Mom, please. You can’t blame yourself.”

“But I do. And I need to be able to forgive myself.” She paused for a moment. “I need to be able to forgive your father.”

I didn’t like where this was headed
at all
. “It wasn’t his fault, either.”

“It was his gun. I told him I didn’t want any kind of weapon in the house, I told him to get rid of it –”

“He couldn’t know. He stored it properly, even the police said so.”

“We had a child in crisis. There should not have been a gun in the house.” She was getting angry now.

“That’s so stupid –”

“Now, Henry, no feelings are stupid,” said Dr. Dumbass, totally interrupting me.

I just kept my eyes on my mom. “If you need to blame someone, blame Jesse! You can’t blame Dad. He loves you. You love him. We need you with us. We miss you like crazy!”

“But don’t you see, Henry, I’m not
me
, I’m a wreck –”

“So?? I’d rather have a wreck of a mother than no mother at all!”

There was a pause. I thought I’d finally gotten through to her. Then she said, “I’m sorry. I’m just not ready.”

I felt like I’d been hit by a truck. “You never would have done this to Jesse,” I said.

“What do you mean?”

“If it had been me instead of him. You
never
would have deserted Jesse.”

“That’s unfair.”

“He was always your favorite. He’s
still
your favorite,
even though he’s dead, even though he screwed up our lives forever!” I was shouting really loud by now. “All I’ve ever done is be normal, and this is the thanks I get.”

“Henry,” my mom said. She started to cry.

Dr. Dumbass was licking his lips, like he was actually excited. “No, no, this is good, Francine. He’s owning his feelings –”

My furies exploded. I leaped out of my chair and put my hands on his desk. I got inches from his stupid serial-killer face. “Shut the hell up!!”

He wheeled his chair back against the wall. “Henry, you need to take a deep breath.”

That’s when I started talking Robot.

“Dr. Dumbass. You. Are a Moron,” I said in my monotone voice.

“The name is Dumas.”

“Dumbass. Dumbass. Dumbass.” Then I turned to Mom. “Mother-bot. You. Are Pathetic. I Hate You. And I Hate Jesse. You Can Both. Go to Hell. Oh, Wait. Jesse Is Probably. Already There.”

Then I robot-walked out of Dr. Dumbass’s office. The scraggly-haired guy was still in the waiting room, and he laughed when he saw me.

“Stop Laughing. You Freak,” I said to him in Robot. “Freak. Crazy Man. Loon.”

It worked. He stopped laughing. He put his hands up to his face like he thought I was going to hit him, and you know what? For a split second, it gave me a total rush.

Then the rush vanished, and I felt like a total scumbag.

“I. Am Sorry,” I said to the crazy guy in Robot. “Truly. Sorry.”

Then I robot-walked out of the hospital.

Mom and I drove home in silence. She cried the whole way, which made me want to hit her.
Get over yourself
, I wanted to scream.
You think you’re the only one who’s suffering??

But I was done. My furies were gone. I just pressed my cheek against the cold window and closed my eyes.

I spent Thursday in my room. Grams brought me food on a tray and left it outside my door. Today Pop-Pop drove me to the airport. Mom didn’t come.

Pop-Pop tried to talk to me, but I was just way too tired to answer.