6. And while I was what-the-helling, just what the hell were Crittenden Hall (a nursing home) and the research laboratory doing with an armed guard and an attack dog patrolling the grounds? To make sure no one escaped from the cemetery?
7. That anonymous note: “Thorndecker kills.”
Those were most of the reasons I could list for my “gut instinct” that all was not kosher with Dr. Thorndecker’s application. There were a few other little odds and ends. Like Mrs. Cynthia’s comment in the corridor of the Bingham Foundation: “I knew his father … it was all so sad … A sweet man.” And the fact that the Crittenden Research Laboratory was supported, in part, by bequests from deceased patients of Crittenden Hall.
I agree that any or all of these questions might have had a completely innocent explanation. But they nagged, and kept me from sleeping. Finally, I got up, dug my case notebook from my suitcase, and jotted them all down, more or less in the form you just read.
They were even more disturbing when I saw them in writing. Something about this whole business reeketh in the nostrils of a righteous man (me), and I didn’t have a clue to what it was. So I solved the whole problem in my usual decisive, determined manner.
I shaved, showered, dressed, went down to the bar, and had two vodka gimlets.
I started out for Crittenden Hall about five-thirty. At that time of year it was already dark, and once I got beyond the misty, haloed street lights of Coburn, the blackness closed in. I was falling down a pit, and my low beams couldn’t show the end of it. Naked tree trunks whipped by, a stone embankment, culvert, a plank bridge. But I kept falling, leaning forward over the steering wheel and bracing for the moment when I hit bottom.
I never did, of course. Instead of the bottom of the pit, I found Crittenden Hall, and pulled up to those ornate gates. The guard came ambling out of his hut and put a flashlight on me. I shouted my name, he swung the gates open, I drove in. The iron clanged shut behind me.
I followed the graveled roadway. It curved slowly through lawn that was black on this moonless night. The road ended in a generous parking area in front of Crittenden Hall. As I was getting out of the car, I saw portico lights come on. The door opened, someone stepped out.
I paused a moment. I was in front of the center portion of the main building, the old building. The two wings stretched away in the darkness. At close range, the Hall was larger than I expected: a high three stories, mullioned windows, cornices of carved stone. The style was vaguely Georgian, with faint touches—like narrow embrasures—of a castle built to withstand Saracen archers.
A lady came forward as I trudged up to the porch. She was holding out a white hand, almost covered by the ruffled lace cuff of her gown.
“Welcome to Crittenden, Mr. Todd,” she said, smiling stiffly. “I’m Mary Thorndecker.”
While I was shaking the daughter’s cold hand and murmuring something I forget, I was taking her in. She was Alice in Wonderland’s maiden aunt in a daisied gown designed by Tenniel. I mean it billowed to her ankles, all ribbons and bows. The high, ruffled collar matched the lace cuffs. The waist was loosely crumpled with a wide velvet ribbon belt. If Mary Thorndecker had breasts, hips, ass, they were effectively concealed.
Inside the Hall, an attendant came forward to take my hat and coat. He was wearing a short, white medical jacket and black trousers. He might have been a butler, but he was built like a linebacker. When he turned away from me, I caught the bulge in his hip pocket. This bucko was carrying a sap. All right, I’ll go along with that in an establishment where some of the guests were not too tightly wrapped.
“Now this is the main floor,” Mary Thorndecker was babbling away, “and in the rear are the dining room, kitchen, social rooms, and so forth. The library, card room, and indoor recreational area. All used by our guests. Their private suites, the medical rooms, the doctors’ offices and nurses’ lounges, and so forth, are in the wings. We’re going up to the second floor. That’s where we live. Our private home. Living room, dining room, our own kitchen, daddy’s study, sitting room … all that.”
“And the third floor?” I inquired politely.
“Bedrooms,” she said, frowning, as if someone had uttered a dirty word.
It was a handsome staircase, curving gracefully, with a gleaming carved oak balustrade. The walls were covered with ivory linen. I expected portraits of ancestors in heavy gilt frames. At least a likeness of the original Mr. Crittenden. But instead, the wall alongside the stairway was hung with paintings of flowers in thin black frames. All kinds of flowers: peonies, roses, poppies, geraniums, lilies … everything.
The paintings blazed with fervor. I paused to examine an oil of lilac branches in a clear vase.
“The paintings are beautiful,” I said, and I meant it.
Mary Thorndecker was a few steps ahead of me, higher than me. She stopped suddenly, whirled to look down.
“Do you think so?” she said breathlessly. “Do you
really
think so? They’re mine. I mean I painted them. You
do
like them?”
“Magnificent,” I assured her. “Bursting with life.”
Her long, saturnine face came alive. Cheeks flushed. Thin lips curved in a warm smile. The dark eyes caught fire behind steel-rimmed granny glasses.
“Thank you,” she said tremulously. “Oh, thank you. Some people …”
She left that unfinished, and we continued our climb in silence. On the second floor landing, a man stumbled forward, hand outstretched. His expression was wary and hunted.
“Yes, Mary,” he said automatically. Then: “Samuel Todd? I’m Kenneth Draper, Dr. Thorndecker’s assistant. This is a …”
He left that sentence unfinished, too. I wondered if that was the conversational style in Crittenden Hall: half-sentences, unfinished thoughts, implied opinions.
Agatha Binder had said Draper was a “studious, scientific type … supposed to be a whiz.” He might have been. He was also a nervous, jerky type … supposed to be a nut. He shook hands and wouldn’t let go; he giggled inanely when I said, “Happy to meet you,” and he succeeded in walking up my heels when he ushered me into the living room of the Thorndeckers’ private suite.
I got a quick impression of a high vaulted room richly furnished, lots of brocades and porcelains, a huge marble-framed fireplace with a blaze crackling. And I was ankle-deep in a buttery rug. That’s all I had a chance to catch before Draper was nudging me forward to the two people seated on a tobacco-brown suede couch facing the fireplace.
Edward Thorndecker lunged to his feet to be introduced. He was 17, and looked 12, a young Botticelli prince. He was all blue eyes and crisp black curls, with a complexion so enameled I could not believe he had ever shaved. The hand he proffered was soft as a girl’s, and about as strong. There was something in his voice that was not quite a lisp. He did not say, “Pleathed to meet you, Mithter Todd,” it was not that obvious, but he did have trouble with his sibilants. It made no difference. He could have been a mute, and still stagger you with his physical beauty.
His stepmother was beautiful, too, but in a different way. Edward had the beauty of youth; nothing in his smooth, flawless face marked experience or the passage of years. Julie Thorndecker had stronger features, and part of her attraction was due to artifice. If Mary Thorndecker found inspiration for her art in flowers, Julie found it in herself.
I remember well that first meeting. Initially, all I could see were the satin evening pajamas, the color of fresh mushrooms. Full trousers and a tunic cinched with a mocha sash. The neckline plunged, and there was something in that glittery, slithery costume that convinced me she was naked beneath, and if I listened intently I might hear the whispery slide of soft satin on softer flesh. She was wearing high-heeled evening sandals, thin ribbons of silver leather. Her bare toes were long, the nails painted a crimson as dark as old blood. There was a slave bracelet of fine gold links around one slender ankle.
I was ushered to an armchair so deep I felt swallowed. Mary Thorndecker and Dr. Draper found chairs—close to each other, I noted—and there was a spate of fast, almost feverish small talk. Most of it consisted of questions directed at me. Yes, I had driven up from New York. Yes, Coburn seemed a quiet, attractive village. No, I had no idea how long I’d stay—a few days perhaps. My accommodations at the Inn were certainly not luxurious, but they were adequate. Yes, the food was exceptionally good. No, I had not yet met Art Merchant. Yes, it had certainly been a terrible storm, with all the lights off and power lost. I said:
“But I suppose you have emergency generators, don’t you, Dr. Draper?”
“What?” he said, startled at being addressed. “Oh, yes, of course we do.”
“Naturally,” I nodded. “I imagine you have valuable cultures in the lab under very precise temperature control.”
“We certainly do;” he said enthusiastically. “Why, if we lost refrigeration even for—”
“Oh, Kenneth, please,” Julie Thorndecker said lazily. “No shop talk tonight. Just a social evening. Wouldn’t you prefer that, Mr. Todd?”
I remember bobbing my head violently in assent, but I was too stunned by her voice to make any sensible reply.
It was a husky voice, throaty, almost tremulous, with a kind of crack as if it was changing. It was a different voice, a stirring voice, an adorable voice. It made me want to hear her murmur and whisper. Just the thought of it rattled my vertebrae.
Before I had a chance to make a fool of myself by asking her to read aloud from the Coburn telephone directory, I was saved by the entrance of the gorilla who had taken my hat and coat. He was pushing a wheeled cart laden with ice bucket, bottles, mixes, glasses.
“Daddy will be along in a few minutes,” Mary Thorndecker told us all. “He said to start without him.”
That was fine with me; I needed something. Preferably two somethings. I was conscious of currents in that room: loves, animosities, personal conflicts that I could only guess from glances, tones of voice, turned shoulders, and sudden changes of expression I could not fathom.
Julie and Edward Thorndecker each took a glass of white wine. Mary had a cola drink. Dr. Draper asked for a straight bourbon, which brought a look of sad reproof from Mary. Not seeing any lime juice on the cart, I opted for a vodka martini and watched the attendant mix it. He slugged me—a double, at least—and I wondered if those were his instructions.
While the drinks were being served, I had a chance to make a closer inspection of the room from the depths of my feather bed. My first impression was reinforced: it was a glorious chamber. The overstuffed furniture was covered with brown leather, beige linen, chocolate velvet. Straight chairs and tables were blond French provincial, and looked to me to be antiques of museum quality. There was a cocktail table of brass and smoked glass, the draperies were batik, and the unframed paintings on the walls were abstracts in brilliant primary colors.
In the hands of a decorator of glitchy taste, this eclecticism would have been a disaster. But it all came together; it pleased the eye and was comfortable to a sinful degree. Part of the appeal, I decided, was due to the noble proportions of the room itself, with its high ceiling and the perfect ratio between length and width. There are some rooms that would satisfy even if they were empty, and this was one of them.
I said something to this effect, and Julie and Edward exchanged congratulatory smiles. If it was their taste reflected here, their gratification was warranted. But I saw Mary Thorndecker’s lips tighten slightly—just a prim pressing together—and I began to glimpse the outlines of the family feuds.
We were on our second round—the talk louder now, the laughs more frequent—when the hall door banged open, and Dr. Telford Gordon Thorndecker swept into the room. There’s no other phrase for it: he swept in, the President arriving at the Oval Office. Dr. Kenneth Draper jerked to his feet. Edward stood up slowly. I struggled out of my down cocoon, and even Mary Thorndecker rose to greet her father. Only Julie remained seated.
“Hello, hello, hello, all,” he said briskly, and I was happy to note I had been correct: it was a rumbling baritone, with deep resonance. “Sorry I’m late. A minor crisis. Very minor! Darling …” He swooped to kiss his young wife’s cheek. “And you must be Samuel Todd of the Bingham Foundation. Welcome to Crittenden. This is a pleasure. Forgive me for not greeting you personally, but I see you’ve been well taken care of. Excellent! Excellent! How are you, Mr. Todd? A small scotch for me, John. Well, here we are! This
is
nice.”
I’ve seen newsreels of President Franklin Roosevelt, and this big man had the same grinning vitality, the energy, and raw exuberance of Roosevelt. I’ve met politicians, generals, and business executives, and I don’t impress easily. But Thorndecker overwhelmed me. When he spoke to you, he gave the impression of speaking only to
you,
and not talking just to hear the sound of his own voice. When he asked a question, he made you feel he was genuinely interested in your opinion, he was hanging on your every word, and if he disagreed, he still respected your intelligence and sincerity.
The photograph I had seen of him was a good likeness; he was a handsome man. But the black-and-white glossy hadn’t prepared me for the physical presence. All I could think of was that he was smarter, better looking, and stronger than I was. But I didn’t resent it. That was his peculiar gift: your admiration was never soured with envy. How could you envy or be jealous of an elemental force?
He took command immediately. We were to finish our drinks at once, and file into the dining room. This is how we’d be seated, this is what we’d eat, these were the wines we’d find superb, and so forth. And all this without the touch of the Obersturmführer. He commanded with humor, a self-deprecating wit, and a cheerful willingness to bend to anyone’s whims, no matter how eccentric he found them.
If the table in the rather gloomy dining room had been set to make an impression on me, it did. Pewter serving plates, four crystal wine glasses and goblets at each setting, a baroque silver service, fresh flowers, slender white tapers in a cast iron candelabrum.