The Skeptics Annotated Bible (63 page)

8
And the LORD spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him
, Thus saith the LORD, Let my people go, that they may serve me.

2 And
if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs
:

(8.1-2)
“And the LORD spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him … if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs.”

3 And the river shall bring forth
frogs
abundantly, which
shall
go up and
come into thine house
, and into thy bedchamber,
and upon thy bed
, and into the house of thy servants,
and upon thy people, and into thine ovens,
and into thy kneadingtroughs:

4 And the frogs shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants.

5 And the LORD spake unto Moses,
Say unto Aaron, Stretch forth thine hand with thy rod
over the streams, over the rivers, and over the ponds,
and cause frogs to come up upon the land of Egypt
.

(8.5)
“Say unto Aaron, Stretch forth thine hand with thy rod … and cause frogs to come up upon the land of Egypt.”

6
And Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt; and the frogs came up, and covered the land of Egypt.

(8.6)
“And Aaron stretched out his hand over the waters of Egypt; and the frogs came up, and covered the land of Egypt.”

7
And the magicians did so with their enchantments, and brought up frogs upon the land of Egypt.

(8.7)
“And the magicians did so with their enchantments, and brought up frogs upon the land of Egypt.”
The magicians know the frog trick too! Score: 4-3

8 Then Pharaoh called for Moses and Aaron, and said, Intreat the LORD, that he may take away the frogs from me, and from my people; and I will let the people go, that they may do sacrifice unto the LORD.

9 And Moses said unto Pharaoh, Glory over me: when shall I intreat for thee, and for thy servants, and for thy people, to destroy the frogs from thee and thy houses, that they may remain in the river only?

10 And he said, To morrow. And he said, Be it according to thy word: that thou mayest know that there is none like unto the LORD our God.

11 And the frogs shall depart from thee, and from thy houses, and from thy servants, and from thy people; they shall remain in the river only.

12 And Moses and Aaron went out from Pharaoh: and Moses cried unto the LORD because of the frogs which he had brought against Pharaoh.

13 And the LORD did according to the word of Moses; and the frogs died out of the houses, out of the villages, and out of the fields.

14
And they gathered them together upon heaps: and the land stank.

(8.14)
“And they gathered them together upon heaps: and the land stank.”

15 But when
Pharaoh
saw that there was respite, he
hardened his heart
, and hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.

(8.15)
“Pharaoh … hardened his heart.”
95 Who hardened the Pharaoh’s heart?

The Third Plague
(8.16-19)
Lice!
This is the first trick that the magicians couldn’t do. After this the magicians were convinced that Moses and Aaron’s plagues were done by “the finger of God,” and they gave up trying to match the remaining seven plagues. I guess lice are harder to make than frogs.

16 And
the LORD said unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch out thy rod, and smite the dust of the land, that it may become lice throughout all the land of Egypt.

(8.16)
“The LORD said unto Moses, Say unto Aaron, Stretch out thy rod, and smite the dust of the land, that it may become lice throughout all the land of Egypt.”

17 And they did so; for
Aaron stretched out his hand with his rod, and smote the dust of the earth, and it became lice in man, and in beast
; all the dust of the land became lice throughout all the land of Egypt.

(8.17)
“Aaron stretched out his hand with his rod, and smote the dust of the earth, and it became lice in man, and in beast.”

18 And
the magicians
did so with their enchantments to bring forth lice, but they
could not
: so there were lice upon man, and upon beast.

(8.18)
“The magicians … could not.”
The magicians couldn’t do lice.
Final score: God 5, Magicians 3 and God wins!

19
Then the magicians said unto Pharaoh, This is the finger of God
: and Pharaoh’s heart was hardened, and he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.

(8.19)
“Then the magicians said unto Pharaoh, This is
[obviously]
the finger of God.”

The Fourth Plague
(8.20-21)
Swarms of flies,
continuing the frogs and lice theme

20 And
the LORD said unto Moses
, Rise up early in the morning, and
stand before Pharaoh
; lo, he cometh forth to the water;
and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Let my people go, that they may serve me.

(8.20)
“The LORD said unto Moses … stand before Pharaoh … and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Let my people go, that they may serve me.”

21
Else
, if thou wilt not let my people go, behold
, I will send swarms of flies upon thee, and upon thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thy houses: and the houses of the Egyptians shall be full of swarms of flies
, and also the ground whereon they are.

(8.21)
“Else … I will send swarms of flies upon thee, and upon thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thy houses: and the houses of the Egyptians shall be full of swarms of flies.”

(8.22-24) God sent flies on everyone in Egypt except for in Goshen, where the Israelites lived.

22 And I will sever in that day
the land of Goshen, in which my people dwell
, that
no swarms of flies shall be there
; to the end thou mayest know that I am the LORD in the midst of the earth.

(8.22)
“The land of Goshen, in which my people dwell … no swarms of flies shall be there.”

23 And
I will put a division between my people and thy people
: to morrow shall this sign be.

(8.23)
“I will put a division between my people and thy people.”

24
And the LORD did so; and there came a grievous swarm of flies into the house of Pharaoh, and into his servants’ houses, and into all the land of Egypt: the land was corrupted by reason of the swarm of flies.

(8.24)
“And the LORD did so; and there came a grievous swarm of flies into the house of Pharaoh, and into his servants’ houses, and into all the land of Egypt: the land was corrupted by reason of the swarm of flies.”

25 And Pharaoh called for Moses and for Aaron, and said, Go ye, sacrifice to your God in the land.

26 And Moses said, It is not meet so to do; for we shall sacrifice the abomination of the Egyptians to the LORD our God: lo, shall we sacrifice the abomination of the Egyptians before their eyes, and will they not stone us?

27
We will
go three days’ journey into the wilderness, and
sacrifice to the LORD our God, as he shall command us
.

(8.27)
“We will … sacrifice to the LORD our God, as he shall command us.”
96 Did God command the Israelites to make burnt offerings?

28 And Pharaoh said, I will let you go, that ye may sacrifice to the LORD your God in the wilderness; only ye shall not go very far away: intreat for me.

29 And Moses said, Behold, I go out from thee, and I will intreat the LORD that the swarms of flies may depart from Pharaoh, from his servants, and from his people, to morrow: but let not Pharaoh deal deceitfully any more in not letting the people go to sacrifice to the LORD.

30 And Moses went out from Pharaoh, and intreated the LORD.

31 And the LORD did according to the word of Moses; and he removed the swarms of flies from Pharaoh, from his servants, and from his people; there remained not one.