Authors: Georgette Heyer
Tags: #Fiction, #Romance, #Historical, #General, #Classics
‘For marriage, miss!’
Eustacie gave him a thoughtful look, but volunteered no further remark.
‘You may go down to dinner now,’ said Sylvester. ‘I regret that I am unable to bear you company, but I trust that the Nuits I have instructed Porson to give you will help you to overcome any feeling of
gêne
which might conceivably attack you.’
‘You are all consideration, sir,’ said Shield. ‘Shall we go, cousin?’
Eustacie, who did not appear to suffer from
gêne
, assented, curtseyed again to her grandfather, and accompanied Sir Tristram downstairs to the dining-room.
The butler had set their places at opposite ends of the great table, an arrangement in which both tacitly acquiesced, though it made conversation a trifle remote. Dinner, which was served in the grand manner, was well chosen, well cooked, and very long. Sir Tristram noticed that his prospective bride enjoyed a hearty appetite, and discovered after five minutes that she possessed a flow of artless conversation, quite unlike any he had been used to in London drawing-rooms. He was prepared to find her embarrassed by a situation which struck him as being fantastic, and was somewhat startled when she remarked: ‘It is a pity that you are so dark, because I do not like dark men in general. However, one must accustom oneself.’
‘Thank you,’ said Shield.
‘If my grandpapa had left me in France it is probable that I should have married a Duke,’ said Eustacie. ‘My uncle – the present Vidame, you understand – certainly intended it.’
‘You would more probably have gone to the guillotine,’ replied Sir Tristram, depressingly matter of fact.
‘Yes, that is quite true,’ agreed Eustacie. ‘We used to talk of it, my cousin Henriette and I. We made up our minds we should be entirely brave, not crying, of course, but perhaps a little pale, in a proud way. Henriette wished to go to the guillotine
en grande tenue
, but that was only because she had a court dress of yellow satin which she thought became her much better than it did really. For me, I think one should wear white to the guillotine if one is quite young, and not carry anything except perhaps a handkerchief. Do you not agree?’
‘I don’t think it signifies what you wear if you are on your way to the scaffold,’ replied Sir Tristram, quite unappreciative of the picture his cousin was dwelling on with such evident admiration.
She looked at him in surprise. ‘Don’t you? But consider! You would be very sorry for a young girl in a tumbril, dressed all in white, pale, but
quite
unafraid, and not attending to the
canaille
at all, but –’
‘I should be very sorry for anyone in a tumbril, whatever their age or sex or apparel,’ interrupted Sir Tristram.
‘You would be more sorry for a young girl – all alone, and perhaps bound,’ said Eustacie positively.
‘You wouldn’t be all alone. There would be a great many other people in the tumbril with you,’ said Sir Tristram.
Eustacie eyed him with considerable displeasure. ‘In my tumbril there would
not
have been a great many other people,’ she said.
Perceiving that argument on this point would be fruitless, Sir Tristram merely looked sceptical and refrained from speech.
‘A Frenchman,’ said Eustacie, ‘would understand at once.’
‘I am not a Frenchman,’ replied Sir Tristram.
‘
Ça se voit!
’ retorted Eustacie.
Sir Tristram served himself from a dish of mutton steaks and cucumber.
‘The people whom I have met in England,’ said Eustacie after a short silence, ‘consider it very romantic that I was rescued from the Terror.’
Her tone suggested strongly that he also ought to consider it romantic, but as he was fully aware that Sylvester had travelled to Paris some time before the start of the Terror, and had removed his granddaughter from France in the most unexciting way possible, he only replied: ‘I dare say.’
‘I know a family who escaped from Paris in a cart full of turnips,’ said Eustacie. ‘The soldiers stuck their bayonets into the turnips, too.’
‘I trust they did not also stick them into the family?’
‘No, but they might easily have done so. You do not at all realize what it is like in Paris now. One lives in constant anxiety. It is even dangerous to step out of doors.’
‘It must be a great relief to you to find yourself in Sussex.’
She fixed her large eyes on his face, and said: ‘Yes, but – do you not like exciting things,
mon cousin
?’
‘I do not like revolutions, if that is what you mean.’
She shook her head. ‘Ah no, but romance, and – and adventure!’
He smiled. ‘When I was eighteen I expect I did.’
A depressed silence fell. ‘Grandpère says that you will make me a very good husband,’ said Eustacie presently.
Taken by surprise, Shield replied stiffly: ‘I shall endeavour to do so, cousin.’
‘And I expect,’ said Eustacie, despondently inspecting a dish of damson tartlets, ‘that he is quite right. You look to me like a good husband.’
‘Indeed?’ said Sir Tristram, unreasonably annoyed by this remark. ‘I am sorry that I cannot return the compliment by telling you that you look like a good wife.’
The gentle melancholy which had descended on Eustacie vanished. She dimpled delightfully, and said: ‘No, I don’t, do I? But do you think that I am pretty?’
‘Very,’ answered Shield in a damping tone.
‘Yes, so do I,’ said Eustacie. ‘In London I think I might have a great success, because I do not look like an Englishwoman, and I have noticed that the English think that foreigners are very
épatantes
.’
‘Unfortunately,’ said Sir Tristram, ‘London is becoming so full of French
émigrés
that I doubt whether you would find yourself in any way remarkable.’
‘I remember now,’ said Eustacie. ‘You do not like women.’
Sir Tristram, uncomfortably aware of the footman behind his chair, cast a glance at his cousin’s empty plate, and got up. ‘Let us go into the drawing-room,’ he said. ‘This is hardly the place to discuss such – er – intimate matters!’
Eustacie, who seemed to regard the servants as so many pieces of furniture, looked round in a puzzled way, but made no objection to leaving the dining-table. She accompanied Sir Tristram to the drawing-room, and said, almost before he had shut the door: ‘Tell me, do you mind very much that you are to marry me?’
He answered in an annoyed voice: ‘My dear cousin, I do not know who told you that I dislike women, but it is a gross exaggeration.’
‘Yes, but do you mind?’
‘I should not be here if I minded.’
‘Truly? But everybody has to do what Grandpère tells them.’
‘Not quite everybody,’ said Shield. ‘Sylvester knows, however, that –’
‘You should not call your great-uncle Sylvester!’ interrupted Eustacie. ‘It is not at all respectful.’
‘My good child, the whole world has called him Sylvester for the past forty years!’
‘Oh!’ said Eustacie doubtfully. She sat down on a sofa upholstered in blue-and-gold striped satin, folded her hands, and looked expectantly at her suitor.
He found this wide, innocent gaze a trifle disconcerting, but after a moment he said with a gleam of amusement: ‘There is an awkwardness in this situation, cousin, which I, alas, do not seem to be the man to overcome. You must forgive me if I appear to you to be lacking in sensibility. Sylvester has arranged a marriage of convenience for us, and allowed neither of us time to become in the least degree acquainted before we go to the altar.’
‘In France,’ replied Eustacie, ‘one is not acquainted with one’s betrothed, because it is not permitted that one should converse with him alone until one is married.’
This remark certainly seemed to bear out Sylvester’s assurance that his granddaughter understood the nature of his arrangements. Sir Tristram said: ‘It would be absurd to pretend that either of us can feel for the other any of those passions which are ordinarily to be looked for in betrothed couples, but –’
‘Oh yes, it
would
!’ agreed Eustacie heartily.
‘Nevertheless,’ pursued Sir Tristram, ‘I believe such marriages as ours often prosper. You have accused me of disliking females, but believe me –’
‘I can see very well that you dislike females,’ interrupted Eustacie. ‘I ask myself why it is that you wish to be married.’
He hesitated, and then answered bluntly: ‘Perhaps if I had a brother I should not wish it, but I am the last of my name, and I must not let it die with me. I shall count myself fortunate if you will consent to be my wife, and so far as it may lie in my power I will promise that you shall not have cause to regret it. May I tell Sylvester that we have agreed to join hands?’
‘
Qu’importe?
It is his command, and naturally he knows we shall be married. Do you think we shall be happy?’
‘I hope so, cousin.’
‘Yes, but I must tell you that you are not at all the sort of man I thought I should marry. It is very disheartening. I thought that in England one was permitted to fall in love and marry of one’s own choice. Now I see that it is just the same as it is in France.’
He said with a touch of compassion: ‘You are certainly very young to be married, but when Sylvester dies you will be alone, and your situation would be awkward indeed.’
‘That is quite true,’ nodded Eustacie. ‘I have considered it well. And I dare say it will not be so very bad, our marriage, if I can have a house in town, and perhaps a lover.’
‘Perhaps a
what
?’ demanded Shield, in a voice that made her jump.
‘Well, in France it is quite
comme il faut
– in fact, quite
à la mode
– to have a lover when one is married,’ she explained, not in the least abashed.
‘In England,’ said Sir Tristram, ‘it is neither
comme il faut
nor
à la mode
.’
‘
Vraiment?
I do not yet know what is the fashion in England, but naturally if you assure me it is not
à la mode
, I won’t have any lover. Can I have a house in town?’
‘I don’t think you know what you are talking about,’ said Sir Tristram, on a note of relief. ‘My home is in Berkshire, and I hope you will grow to like it as I do, but I can hire a house in town for the season if your heart is set on it.’
Eustacie was just about to inform him that her heart was irrevocably set on it when the butler opened the door and announced the arrival of Mr Lavenham. Eustacie broke off in mid-sentence, and said under her breath: ‘Well, I would much rather be married to you than to him, at all events!’
Her expression did not lead Sir Tristram to set undue store by this handsome admission. He frowned reprovingly at her, and went forward to greet his cousin.
Beau Lavenham, who was two years younger than Shield, did not resemble him in the least. Sir Tristram was a large, lean man, very dark, harsh-featured, and with few airs or graces; the Beau was of medium height only, slim rather than lean, of a medium complexion and delicately-moulded features, and his graces were many. Nothing could have been more exquisite than the arrangement of his powdered curls, or the cut of his brown-spotted silk coat and breeches. He wore a waistcoat embroidered with gold and silver, and stockings of palest pink, a jewel in the snowy folds of his cravat, knots of ribbons at his knees, and rings on his slender white fingers. In one hand he carried his snuff-box and scented handkerchief; in the other he held up an ornate quizzing-glass that hung on a riband round his neck. Through this he surveyed his two cousins, blandly smiling and quite at ease. ‘Ah, Tristram!’ he said in a soft, languid voice, and, letting fall his quizzing-glass, held out his hand. ‘How do you do, my dear fellow?’
Sir Tristram shook hands with him. ‘How do you do, Basil? It’s some time since we met.’
The Beau made a gesture of deprecation. ‘But, my dear Tristram, if you
will
bury yourself in Berkshire what is one to do? Eustacie – !’ He went to her, and bowed over her hand with incomparable grace. ‘So you have been making Tristram’s acquaintance?’
‘Yes,’ said Eustacie. ‘We are betrothed.’
The Beau raised his brows, smiling. ‘Oh la, la! so soon? Did Sylvester call this tune? Well, you are, both of you, very obedient, but are you quite, quite sure that you will deal well together?’
‘Oh, I hope so!’ replied Sir Tristram bracingly.
‘If you are determined – and I must warn you, Eustacie, that he is the most determined fellow imaginable – I must hope so too. But I do not think I expected either of you to be so
very
obedient. Sylvester is prodigious – quite prodigious! One cannot believe that he is really dying. A world without Sylvester! Surely it must be impossible!’
‘It will seem odd, indeed,’ Shield said calmly.
Eustacie looked disparagingly at the Beau. ‘And it will seem odd to me when you are Lord Lavenham – very odd!’
There was a moment’s silence. The Beau glanced at Sir Tristram, and then said: ‘Ah yes, but, you see, I shall not be Lord Lavenham. My dear Tristram, do, I beg of you, try some of this snuff of mine, and let me have your opinion of it. I have added the veriest dash of Macouba to my old blend. Now, was I right?’
‘I’m not a judge,’ said Shield, helping himself to a pinch. ‘It seems well enough.’
Eustacie was frowning. ‘But I don’t understand! Why will you not be Lord Lavenham?’
The Beau turned courteously towards her. ‘Well, Eustacie, I am not Sylvester’s grandson, but only his great-nephew.’
‘But when there is no grandson it must surely be you who are the heir?’
‘Precisely, but there is a grandson, dear cousin. Did you not know that?’
‘Certainly I know that there was Ludovic, but he is dead after all!’
‘Who told you Ludovic was dead?’ asked Shield, looking at her under knit brows.
She spread out her hands. ‘But Grandpère, naturally! And I have often wanted to know what it was that he did that was so entirely wicked that no one must speak of him. It is a mystery, and, I think, very romantic.’
‘There is no mystery,’ said Shield, ‘nor is it in the least romantic. Ludovic was a wild young man who crowned a series of follies with murder, and had in consequence to fly the country.’