The Two-Penny Bar (2 page)

‘One night – it must have been around three in the morning – we were walking down the street. It doesn't matter which street. Just a street. We saw a door opening ahead of us. There was a car parked by the roadside. This guy came out,
pushing another guy in front of him. No, not pushing. Imagine you're carrying a shop dummy and trying to make it look like it's your friend walking next to you. He put him in the car and got into the
driver's seat. My friend shot me a look and we both jumped
up on to the rear bumper. In those days they called me the Cat … that tells you all you need to know! The guy drove all over the place. He seemed to be looking for something, but seemed to keep losing his way. In the end we realized what he'd been looking for, because we arrived at the
Canal Saint-Martin. You've worked it out, haven't you? It was over in the time it takes to open and shut a car door. One body at the bottom of the canal …

‘Smooth as you like! The guy in the car must have put lead weights in the stiff's pockets, because he sank like a stone.

‘We kept our cool. Another wink and we're back on the bumper. Then it was just a case of checking the client's address. He stopped in the Place de la République to have a glass of rum at the only café that was open. Then he
drove his car to the garage and went home. We could see his silhouette through the curtains as he got undressed …

‘We blackmailed him for two years, Victor and me. We were novices. We were afraid of asking for too much … a few hundred at a time …

‘Then one day he moved house, and we lost him … Then three months ago I ran into him again at the Two-Penny Bar. He didn't even recognize me …'

Lenoir spat on the ground, automatically searched his pockets for his cigarettes.

‘You'd think they'd let me smoke, in my situation,' he muttered.

The shaft of sunlight above their heads had disappeared. Footsteps could be heard out in the corridor.

‘It's not that I'm making out that I'm better than I am, but this guy I'm telling you about should be up there with me, tomorrow, on the …'

Suddenly the beads of sweat stood out on his forehead, and his legs buckled. He sat down on the edge of his bunk.

‘Leave me …' he sighed. ‘No, don't … don't leave me alone today … It's better to talk to someone … Hey, do you want me to tell you about Marcelle, the woman who …'

The door opened. The prisoner's lawyer hesitated when he saw Maigret. He had pasted on his professional smile, so that his client wouldn't be able to guess that his appeal had been turned down.

‘I have good news …' he began.

‘I know!'

Then, to Maigret:

‘Guess I won't be seeing you, inspector … Well, we've all got a job to do. By the way, I wouldn't bother checking out the Two-Penny Bar. This guy is just as cunning as you …'

Maigret offered his hand. He saw his nostrils twitch, his dark moustache moisten with sweat, the two front teeth biting the lower lip.

‘Better this than typhoid!' Lenoir joked, with a forced laugh.

Maigret didn't go away on holiday; there was a case involving forged bonds that took up nearly all of his time.
He had never heard of the Two-Penny Bar. He asked around among his colleagues.

‘Don't know it. Whereabouts? On the Marne? The lower Seine?'

Lenoir was sixteen at the time of the events he had described. So the case was six years old, and one evening Maigret read the reports for that year.

There was nothing sensational. Missing persons, as always. A woman chopped up into pieces, whose head was never found. As for the Canal Saint-Martin, it had thrown up no less than seven corpses.

The forged bonds turned out to be a complicated case, involving many lines of inquiry. Then he had to drive Madame Maigret to her sister's in Alsace, where she stayed for a month every year.

Paris was emptying. The asphalt grew sticky underfoot. Pedestrians sought the shady side of the street, and the café terraces were full.

Expecting you Sunday without fail. Love from everyone.

Madame Maigret's summons arrived when her husband had failed to turn up for a fortnight. It was Saturday, 23 July. He tidied up his desk and warned Jean, the office boy at the Quai des Orfèvres, that he probably wouldn't be back before
Monday evening.

As he was about to leave, he noticed the brim of his bowler, which had been torn for weeks. His wife had told him a dozen times to buy a new one.

‘You'll have people throwing you coins in the street …'

He spotted a hatshop in Boulevard Saint-Michel. He tried on a few, but they were all too small for his head.

‘I'm sure this one will be just right …' the spotty young shop assistant kept insisting.

Maigret was never more miserable than when he was trying things on in shops. In the mirror he was looking in, he spotted a man's back and head, and on the head a top hat. As the man was dressed in hunting tweeds, he cut a rather droll
figure.

‘No! I wanted something a bit older-looking,' he was saying. ‘It's not meant to be smart.'

Maigret was waiting for the assistant to return from the back of the shop with some new hats for him to try on.

‘It's just for a little play-acting … a mock marriage which we're putting on with a few friends at the Two-Penny Bar … there'll be a bride, mother of the bride, page-boys, the lot! … Just like a village wedding! … Now do
you see what I'm after? … I'm playing the part of the village mayor …'

The customer gave a hearty laugh. He was about thirty-five, thickset, with rosy cheeks; he had the air of a prosperous businessman.

‘Maybe one with a flat brim …'

‘Hold on! I think we've got just the thing you're after in the workshop. It was a cancelled order …'

Maigret was brought another pile of bowlers. The first one he tried on fitted. But he dallied and made sure he left the shop just before the man with the opera hat. He hailed a taxi, just in case he needed it.

He did. The man came out of the shop, got into a car
parked next to the pavement and drove off in the direction of Rue Vieille-du-Temple.

There he spent half an hour in a second-hand shop and emerged with a flat cardboard box, which obviously contained a suit to go with his top hat.

Then on to the Champs-Élysées, Avenue de Wagram. A small bar on a street corner. He stayed there only five minutes and left accompanied by a buxom, jovial-looking woman who must have been in her thirties.

Twice Maigret looked at his watch. His first train had already gone. The second would be leaving in a quarter of an hour. He shrugged his shoulders and told the taxi driver:

‘Keep following him.'

Much as he had expected, the car drew up in front of an apartment block on Avenue Niel. The couple hurried in through the entrance. Maigret waited a quarter of an hour, then went in, taking note of the brass plate:

Bachelor apartments by the month or by the day.

In a smart office which had a whiff of adultery he found a perfumed manageress.

‘Police! … The couple who just came in here …'

‘Which couple?'

But she didn't put up much of a struggle.

‘Very respectable people, both married. They come twice a week …'

On his way out, the inspector glanced through the car windscreen at the identity plate.

Marcel Basso,

32, Quai d'Austerlitz, Paris.

Not a breath of wind. The air was warm and heavy. All the trams and buses heading for the railway stations were packed. Taxis full of deckchairs, fishing-rods, shrimp nets and suitcases. The asphalt glistened blue, and the café terraces resounded
with the clatter of saucers and glasses.

‘After all, three weeks ago Lenoir was …'

There hadn't been much talk about it. It was an everyday case – he was what you might call a professional criminal. Maigret remembered the quivering moustache and sighed as he looked at his watch.

Too late now. Madame Maigret would be waiting with her sister at the barrier of the little station that evening and would not fail to mutter:

‘Always the same!'

The taxi driver was reading a newspaper. The man with the top hat left first, scanned the street both ways before signalling to his companion, who was lurking in the entrance.

They stopped in Place des Ternes. He saw them kiss through the rear windscreen. They were still holding hands after the woman had hailed a taxi and the man was ready to drive off.

‘Do you want me to follow?' the driver asked Maigret.

‘Might as well.'

At least he'd found someone who knew the Two-Penny Bar!

Quai d'Austerlitz. A huge sign:

Marcel Basso

Coal importer – various sources

Wholesale and retail

Domestic deliveries by the sack

Special summer prices

A yard surrounded by a black fence. On the opposite side of the street a quayside bearing the firm's name, with moored barges and a newly unloaded pile of coal.

In the middle of the yard a large house, in the style of a villa. Monsieur Basso parked his car, automatically brushed his shoulders to remove any female hairs and went into his house.

Maigret saw him reappear at the wide-open window of a room on the first floor. He was with a tall, attractive blonde woman. They were both laughing and talking in an excited fashion. Monsieur Basso was trying on his top hat and looking at himself
in the mirror.

They were packing suitcases. There was a maid in a white apron in the room.

A quarter of an hour later – it was now five o'clock – the family came downstairs. A boy of about ten led the way, brandishing an air rifle. Then came the servant, Madame Basso, her husband, a gardener carrying the cases …

The group was brimming with good humour. Cars drove past, heading for the country. At Gare de Lyon the specially extended holiday trains whistled shrilly.

Madame Basso got in next to her husband. The boy climbed into the back seat among the cases and lowered
the windows. The car was nothing fancy, just a standard family car, dark blue, nearly new.

A few minutes later they were driving towards Villeneuve-Saint-Georges. Then they took the road towards Corbeil. They drove through the town and ended up on a potholed road along the bank of the Seine.

Mon Loisir

That was the name of the villa, on the river between Morsang and Seine-Port. It looked newly built, bricks still shiny, the paintwork fresh, flowers in the garden that looked as if they had been washed that morning. A diving-board over the river,
rowing-boats by the bank.

‘Do you know the area?' Maigret asked his driver.

‘A bit …'

‘Is there somewhere to stay around here?'

‘In Morsang, the Vieux-Garçon … Or further on, at Seine-Port, Chez Marius …'

‘And the Two-Penny Bar?'

The driver shrugged.

The taxi was too conspicuous to stay there much longer by the roadside. The Bassos had unloaded their car. No more than ten minutes had elapsed before Madame Basso appeared in the garden dressed in a sailor's outfit, with an American naval
cap on her head.

Her husband must have been more eager to try out his fancy dress, for he appeared at a window buttoned up in an improbable-looking frock coat, with the top hat perched on his head.

‘What do you reckon?'

‘Shouldn't you be wearing the sash?'

‘What sash?'

‘Mayors all wear a tricolour sash …'

Canoes glided slowly by on the river. In the distance, a tug blew its siren. The sun was sinking behind the trees on the hillside further downstream.

‘Let's try the Vieux-Garçon!' said Maigret.

The inn had a large terrace next to the Seine. Boats of all sorts were moored to the bank, while a dozen or so cars were parked behind the building.

‘Do you want me to wait for you?'

‘I don't know yet.'

The first person he met was a woman dressed all in white, who almost ran into him. She was wearing orange blossom in her hair. She was being chased by a young man in a swimming-costume. They were both laughing. Some other people were observing
the scene from the front steps of the inn.

‘Hey, keep your dirty paws off the bride!' someone shouted.

‘At least until after the wedding!'

The bride stopped, out of breath, and Maigret recognized the lady from Avenue Niel, the one who visited the apartment with Monsieur Basso twice a week.

A man in a green rowing-boat was putting away his fishing tackle, his brow furrowed, as if he were performing some delicate and difficult operation.

‘Five Pernods, five!'

A young man came out of the inn, his face plastered
with greasepaint and rouge. He was made up to look like a freckly, ruddy-cheeked peasant.

‘What do you think?'

‘You should have red hair!'

A car arrived. Some people got out, already dressed up for the village wedding. There was a woman in a puce silk dress which trailed along the ground. Her husband had stuffed a cushion under his waistcoat to simulate a paunch and was wearing a
boat chain that was meant to look like a watch chain.

The sun's rays turned red. The leaves on the trees barely stirred. A canoe drifted downstream; its passenger, stripped to the waist, sat at the back, doing no more than lazily steer it with a paddle.

‘What time are the carriages due to arrive?'

Maigret hung around, feeling out of place.

‘Have the Bassos arrived?'

‘They passed us on the way!'

Suddenly, someone came and stood in front of Maigret, a man of about thirty, already nearly bald, his face made up like a clown's. He had a mischievous glint in his eyes. He spoke with a pronounced English accent:

‘Here's someone to play the notary!'

He wasn't completely drunk. He wasn't completely sober, either. The rays of the setting sun turned his face purple; his eyes were bluer than the river.