The Unexpected Everything (21 page)

“The coffee place next to the movie theater is hiring,” Bri said with a shrug. “I know, because every time I go in there to get lunch when I'm working, they ask if I want to apply.”

Tom frowned. “But aren't you in uniform?”

Bri nodded. “Apparently, they think I wear a white shirt and bow tie every day.”

“It wouldn't be the worst look on you,” Palmer said with a smile.

“Cool,” Wyatt said. “As long as I can get a discount, I'm happy.”

“Or, um, I could see if the museum is hiring,” Toby said, clearly trying to figure out what it was she normally did with her hands. “And then we could hang out.” She seemed to regret saying this almost immediately and looked down at the ground, her cheeks turning the same color as her Solo cup.

“Sure,” Wyatt said with a shrug. “I'm up for anything.” He took a sip of his beer, then turned to Tom. “You doing the theater thing again?”

“Yep,” Palmer said proudly. “He's got the male lead.”

“That's awesome, brother,” Wyatt said, hitting Tom on the back.

“Yeah,” Tom said, wincing and moving a little farther away from him. “Um, thanks.”

I felt my phone buzzing in my bag and pulled it out, squinting at the screen. My immediate thought was that it was Peter, before I realized that there was nothing for Peter to contact me about any longer. I didn't recognize the number—it came up as being from Colorado. I remembered the plates on Clark's SUV and realized that over the course of the night, I'd never actually gotten around to finding out why he had them. But could he really be calling me? Calling to . . . what, exactly? I switched my ringer to silent, dropped my phone in my dress pocket, and leaned forward to pretend to listen to Tom, while my gaze roamed around the Orchard. There was a kind of cute guy in a baseball cap by the keg . . . and a decent one sitting one picnic table away. . . .

I felt my phone buzz again and saw I had a voice mail from the same Colorado number, as well as two missed calls that must
have come through when I was in the dead zone by the Orchard entrance. Suddenly worried that something was actually wrong, I slid off the table, took a few steps away, and pressed the number to call it back. It rang only once before it was answered, the person on the other end sounding out of breath.

“Hello?”

“Hi,” I said. “Um, I got a call from this number?” I was ninety percent sure it was Clark, but that didn't mean I had to necessarily let
him
know that I knew that.

“Andie? I'm sorry to call like this—it's Clark McCallister.”

“Hi, Clark,” I said, still not sure why this was happening. Why was he calling me? And how, exactly, had he gotten my number?

Clark?
Palmer mouthed at me, looking incredibly excited. I nodded, then took a step farther away so I wouldn't have to have this conversation with my friends all looking back at me, listening to every word.

“Yeah,” he said, and I could hear his voice was high and stressed, much more raw than usual. “I'm so sorry to call you—I just . . . I can't get ahold of Maya, and I had your number from her. . . .”

“It's okay,” I said, realizing that this had something to do with the dog and wondering a moment later why I was feeling disappointed. “What's going on?”

“It's Bertie,” Clark said, and when he said the dog's name, I could hear something else in his voice—fear. “I . . . He ate something, and I'm not sure what to do. I'm trying to call his vet, but . . .”

“Okay,” I said, trying to sound like I had any idea at all what
to do. “It'll be okay. I . . . um . . . Did you google the symptoms?” I glanced back to see Palmer looking confused, Toby and Bri not paying attention, and Wyatt looking amused by all of this.

“Must have been a
pretty
good date,” he said, arching an eyebrow at me as I turned away from him and walked a few more steps away.

“Yeah,” Clark said, and the tone in his voice made my stomach drop. This was, I realized from that one word, serious. “I don't think it's good. Would you—could you come by and see if you can help? I'm sorry to ask. I just . . . He's not doing too great.”

“Of course,” I said, and even as I said it, a piece of me was wondering what the hell I was doing. But I knew I was going to go. Because it was what Maya, I was pretty sure, would want me to do. And because I knew if I didn't, it would be all I'd think about for the rest of the night. “I'll be there soon.”

Twenty minutes later I pulled into the driveway of Clark's house. There were lights on outside, and most of the lights on the inside of the house seemed to be on as well. It looked somehow more imposing at night, the size of it magnified by the shadows stretching across the front lawn. My friends had seemed very confused about what I was doing, but I hadn't stuck around to explain, just hugged the person nearest to me good-bye (it was Tom; he'd seemed surprised, but pleased) and hurried to my car, then drove a little faster to Clark's than I probably should have.

I knocked twice on the door, but just as a courtesy—with my other hand, I was already pulling my key out of my bag. “Clark?” I called as I let myself in, then headed toward the kitchen.

He stepped into the kitchen doorway before I got there, blocking the light for a moment, then stepping back as I got closer. He was wearing the same clothes from earlier—except now his shirt was wrinkled and his collar askew. His short hair was no longer neatly combed, but looked like he'd been pushing his hands through it. “Thanks for coming,” he said, and it was what I'd heard on the phone, but more amplified, now that
I could see his expression. He was terrified, but trying to hide it, which made whatever this was seem even scarier. “I wouldn't have called—I didn't know what else to do.”

“It's okay,” I said, following behind him into the kitchen. For a second I had a flash of us, not that long ago, me following behind him through the restaurant as the hostess led us to our table. And now here we were, both in the same clothes, which now seemed somehow disappointed, like the hopes we'd had when we'd gotten dressed had come to nothing. “What's going on?” Just as the words were out of my mouth, the smell hit me, and I stopped short. I'd been picking up after dogs for a week now, so I wasn't squeamish, but this was something else.

“Sorry,” Clark said, wincing, as I tried not to breathe in through my nose. “I've been trying to clean up, but he just keeps going.”

“Where's Bertie?” I asked, looking around, noticing as I did paper towels covering up various puddles on the kitchen floor. I didn't know exactly what they were and wasn't sure I wanted to know.

“I think he went to the laundry room,” Clark said. “That's where his bed is. I've been trying to research what to do online, since I couldn't get his vet on the phone—”

“What happened?” I asked, and Clark pointed to a box on the counter—the box of chocolates he'd offered to me only a few hours ago, when I'd picked the hazelnut and seriously regretted it. It had been full then—I was pretty sure there was even a second layer underneath the first one. The box wasn't full any longer. It was ripped apart, chewed along one edge, and all that seemed to be left in the box were scraps of the black paper wrappings the chocolate had been in.

“I thought I had it back far enough on the counter,” Clark said. “But I got home from the, uh . . .” He looked up at me for a second, then at the kitchen counter. “From dropping you off,” he said after a tiny pause, “and it was like this.”

“He ate them all?” I asked, feeling my stomach sink. I was in no way a dog expert, but I'd watched enough
Psychic Vet Tech
to know that chocolate was terrible for dogs. As in, it sometimes killed them.

“Well, he's thrown up a lot of them by now.”

I realized that probably explained the puddles—not to mention the smell. “This isn't good,” I said. I was feeling totally out of my depth here, and like there should be someone else—Maya, a vet, an adult—telling us what we should be doing. “Are . . . ? Should we call your parents?”

“We can,” Clark said. “But they live in Colorado. And they're really more cat people.”

Just like that, I remembered what he'd said to me in the foyer—Bertie wasn't his dog, and this wasn't really his house. I'd been so fixated on keeping the dinner conversation going, I hadn't followed up on any of it.

“It's my publisher's house,” he explained, gesturing around him. “She and her husband are getting divorced, and it was going to be sitting empty for the summer, so she offered it to me. Also, I think she wanted someone to watch the dog. Though if she'd known this was going to happen . . .” Clark's mouth twisted in a grimace, and he looked down at the ground.

“Right,” I said, trying to get my bearings. This did explain why Clark hadn't seemed to know how to walk a dog when we'd met. “Um . . .” I heard a faint whimpering sound, and
Clark started moving toward it. I followed him to a room off the kitchen I'd never noticed before. It was small and carpeted, with one wall of cabinets—presumably, the washer and dryer were behind them. A huge round dog bed, with a paw-print design and
BERTIE
monogrammed on it, was in the center of the room, and there were toys scattered all around. But my eye immediately went to the corner, where Bertie was curled in a tight ball, whimpering.

“Oh my god,” I said as I crossed over to him. Somehow, the fact that he had taken himself to the corner, that he wasn't on his soft bed, made this that much more worrisome. “Hey, buddy, it's okay,” I murmured, running my hand over his white fur, which felt damp, the fluff turned into curls. He was shaking under my touch, violently, almost more like spasms. “You're okay.” Bertie stopped shaking for a moment and looked up at me with his dark eyes. His white eyelashes were stuck together in triangles, and the look he gave me was so trusting—so helpless—that I felt something inside me quake. This dog was in serious pain and needed actual help. And what he had was me and Clark.

“He was running around when I got back,” Clark said, and I looked over to see him crouched down next to me, tentatively patting Bertie's leg. “I thought he was just happy to see me—he sometimes does that if you leave the room and come back into it. But then it didn't stop. And that's when I saw the chocolate box.”

“And you called his vet?” I asked, feeling like we'd very quickly reached the end of what I knew to do with sick dogs.

Clark nodded and handed me his phone—on it, I could see an instruction list, with a vet's name and number. “I called,” he
said. “But the office is closed, and there wasn't an answering service. I was about to look up emergency vets when you got here.”

“And you called Maya?”

Bertie closed his eyes tightly as another spasm shook him. He was making a soft whimpering sound that was breaking my heart.

Clark nodded. “I left a message for Dave, too,” he said, spreading his hands helplessly. “But . . .”

“Okay,” I said, nodding like I knew what to do. “Okay.” I looked down at the dog, wishing I knew more about this. If this were a person, I would have known how to take their vitals and would have felt like I had some idea of how to proceed. But I had no idea how to begin to help a dog. I put both hands on Bertie, smoothing his ears down, wondering if they were always so hot, or if this had to do with the chocolate. “Okay,” I said again, aware that just saying the word did not actually accomplish anything, but not sure that I was going to be able to stop doing it.

I pulled out my phone and dialed Bri, since she was the only one I knew with a pet. “Andie?” she said, sounding confused. “You okay?”

“What's your vet's name?” I practically yelled at her. “I mean, sorry,” I said after a second. “Just have an emergency here. Where does Miss Cupcakes go?”

“Um . . . I think it's called the Animal Barn,” she said. “Or something like that? Want me to call my mom?”

“It's okay.” I noticed Clark was already typing on his phone. “Gotta go. Call you later.” I hung up, knowing I could explain when we were out of the woods. “Call them,” I said to Clark, pulling up the search engine on my own phone, “and if
they don't have an emergency vet on call, we'll look one up.”

Clark nodded as he held his phone to his ear. I looked around the room, then pulled open the nearest cabinet to me. This seemed to have mostly dog stuff in it, bigger stuff than what was in his cabinet in the kitchen, like blankets and towels. I pulled out a monogrammed blanket and wrapped it around the dog, who was still shivering and shaking. I had no idea if this was going to help or not, but it's what I would have done for a human who was shaking, so I figured it couldn't hurt. “You're going to be okay,” I murmured, though even as I spoke, I wasn't sure if I was talking to the dog or to myself.

“Okay, it's ringing,” Clark said as he put the phone on speaker and placed it on the carpet between us.

“Animal Barn Emergency,” a man said in a clipped, no-nonsense tone.

“Hi,” Clark and I both said at the same time. We looked up at each other over the phone and he gestured to me. “Hi,” I said again. “So we have an emergency with a dog. He's a . . .” I paused, looking at the dog, realizing I wasn't entirely sure what kind of dog Bertie was.

“Great Pyrenees,” Clark chimed in, leaning closer to the phone.

“Right,” I said, “and he ate some chocolate, and now he's shaking all over. He doesn't seem like he's doing too well.”

“I'm going to transfer you to poison control,” the voice said. “They can get more information from you and find out if you need to bring the dog in.”