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. These reality television viewing numbers come from
Entertainment Weekly,
widely known for reporting accurate viewing numbers. But again, these guys are spin artists, too, the ultimate in entertainment publicity and news. The
Jersey Shore
numbers, by the way, have been reported at 8.9 million viewers and more.

NEXT UP ARE
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
(a TV press release reports 3.7+ million viewers,
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January 14, 2011) who follow in the footsteps of the insanely successful
The Real Housewives of New York City
(2.64 million viewers, as reported on June 5, 2010).
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Perhaps viewers are more interested in cat fights among celebrity wives more than they’re interested in squabbling among wealthy Manhattanites. And yes, there are
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
(3.2 million viewers, as reported on July 15, 2010)
7
and
Atlanta
(3.5 million viewers, as reported on February 2, 2011),
8
as well; and they’re not in Beverly Hills with film celebrity wives, so why are they so popular? Lest we forget them, we also watch
The Real Housewives of Orange County
(2+ million viewers, as reported on January 27, 2011),
9
and even
The Real Housewives of D.C.
(1.6 million viewers, as reported on August 9, 2010).
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And don’t forget about
The Millionaire Matchmaker
with its 1.3 million viewers.
11
Plus
Project Runway, Rock of Love, A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila, America’s Next Top Model, The Bachelor
and
The Bachelorette, Celebrity Rehab, The Girls Next Door, The Hills, Laguna Beach, Hogan Knows Best, The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency, The Fifth Wheel, Shear Genius, The Surreal Life,
and those old favorites,
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, The Osbournes, The Simple Life,
and
Flavor of Love.

If we dig even farther back, we can list a slew of original reality shows in
The Real World
series: These programs took place everywhere from New Orleans to Las Vegas to Key West to Hollywood to . . . well, name a city and there probably was a
Real World
show there.

What fascinates us, why are we glued to reality TV shows? And what do they have in common with
The Hunger Games
? (Astute readers are now thinking, “
What?
No mention of
Survivor
?” Trust me, we’re going to talk about
Survivor
in this chapter.) Here’s a sampling:

Reality Television Program

Squabbling and In-fighting

Romantic Intrigue

The Hunger Games

Careers versus everyone else.

Groups of tributes battling other groups, then splintering into individual fights because only one tribute can survive the Games.

Katniss and Peeta.

Katniss and Gale.

Katniss’s wedding gown. The supposed enduring love that supposedly makes Katniss and Peeta decide to die together.

President Snow and Caesar’s public fascination with Katniss and Peeta’s love affair.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

The official tagline
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is: “A tempest of siblings, business, and fame engulf Olympic decathlete Bruce Jenner and paparazzi fave Kim Kardashian as their huge Hollywood families collide.”

Plenty of it. We have Scott Disick, supposedly with a very hot temper, possibly engaged to Kourtney.

We have Kim’s romance with Reggie Bush, Gabriel Aubry, Kris Humphries, and more. We have Khloe and Lamar Odom, who married after a one-month romance.

Tabloids speculate that the marriage is bogus, created for the sake of better reality television drama.

The Real Housewives of Orange Country

Housewives gang up on each other constantly.

We have everything from older single mothers to miserably married career women to trophy wives.

And everything in between.

Rock of Love

Heather versus Lacey. Heather versus Daisy.

Each season, one lucky girl supposedly won Bret Michaels’s heart.

Fashion and Style

“Big” Personalities and Drama (aka knowing how to entertain the audience, people who seem “bigger than life”)

“Underdogs” We Root for and Want to Win

Before competing to the death, tributes are scrubbed, stripped of hair, and styled to the hilt at the Remake Center.

Katniss meets her stylist Cinna early in
The Hunger Games
(63).

Also on her fashion and style team are Flavius, Venia, and Octavia.

Katniss knows that “the best-looking tributes” get more sponsors (
The Hunger Games
, 58).

Katniss knows that she must play to the audience in order to win sponsors and stay alive. Her theatrical costumes, complete with fire, attract audience share.

Her not-so-fake (“Is it real?” as Peeta asks) or fake (“Is it not real?”) romance with Peeta also plays to the audience.

Sponsors root for and give lifesaving gifts to their favorite tributes.

People root for the underdogs, such as Rue. People immediately are touched by Katniss, who steps in to save her little sister, Prim.

Entire Web sites are devoted to Kim Kardashian’s fashions, makeup, hair, and trendsetting styles.

Everyone on the show is a celebrity: sports stars, Olympic athletes,
Playboy
models.

Audiences feel sorry for characters who are exploited, as in the recent episode where we’re led to believe Kim appears nude without her approval.

The housewives have fashion shows and buy thousand-dollar dresses in their living rooms.

Housewives seem chosen to conflict with each other.

Each personality is “big” and they’re all dramatically different from each other. On the program, the housewives get free vacations, spa outings, etc. simply because they are television celebrities.

Were we really supposed to feel sorry for the trophy wife? When her old hubby died, was her grief real, or not real?

Trashy outfits galore.

Tattoos, mini-bikinis, strippers!

Heather versus Lacey.

Heather versus Daisy. Lacey Conner from the first season is now performing with the Lords of Acid.

We always root for our favorite girls to win Bret’s heart!

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