They Never Looked Inside (2 page)

“Good dog—there’s a good old boy.”

The dog drew back his upper lip in the beginnings of a snarl as Rod stepped towards him.

Gunner materialised.

“Cosh him before he barks—the ruddy little perisher.”

Rod hesitated.

The whole thing was unexpected.

He hated the idea of hitting the dog, and hated himself for hesitating.

The dog whined and then growled softly, pulling with his teeth at the old man’s coat sleeve.

“Crissake,” said Gunner, “give me the—stick.”

Rod could feel that he didn’t fancy the job either; he held out the cosh.

At that moment the dog chose to seal his fate by barking. Gunner hit the dog inexpertly: first much too softly, and then, from inexperience, a great deal too hard, breaking the skull.

Rod felt sick – then, with a tardy return of toughness, wiped the cosh on the coat of the still silent watchman.

He made a careful job of it, finishing off with his handkerchief.

Gunner was already busy at the safe.

Both man and boy wore canvas containers slung by straps from their shoulders, sort of light ammunition pouches, worn over the shirt and under the waistcoat. Into them went the contents of the safe. These were considerable.

Diamond rings, signet rings, white metal watches. A little diamond bracelet watch, gold watches. There was a drawer full of old gold pieces and two or three dozen loose stones. The last drawer in the safe was locked and they guessed that it had cash in it. Probably the key was on the owner’s ring in his pocket. People did things like that – left the safe key in a desk and then, with asinine carefulness, carried off the key of one of the drawers.

Whilst Gunner tried to wedge it open Rod went back once more to look at the watchman.

“Spark out,” he reported, when he came back.

Gunner was plainly making no impression on the little steel drawer. He had neither the room to develop his strength on it nor the skill to pick the tiny lock.

Outside in New Oxford Street an early morning car came slowly past, seemed for a moment to be slowing down; Rod’s heart thumped; at the last moment the driver accelerated and passed on.

Both of them felt it was time to be off.

Five minutes later they were standing in the back courtyard, dusting from knees and elbows the marks of the slither from the outhouse roof.

Upstairs the watchman groaned, sat up, was sick, saw the dog and began to swear.

Stumpi was a “White” Russian. Or rather, was thought by the boys to be “white” on the grounds that had he been “red” he would have been chasing the rackets in his native Moscow and not in London. He kept a tiny all-night restaurant called “The Bandbox”, situated in the street which bounds the northern hinterland of Leicester Square and is blanked off on one side by the backs of the big cinemas. Little was known about him except that he kept three mistresses, all in the West Central postal district. (“It saves travelling,” he used to say. “I am too old to voyage.”)

Thither Rod and the Gunner came, at a cautious hundred yards interval. The clock at the corner of the Charing Cross Road showed half-past four and morning was not far away.

In the steamy little Bandbox there was only one customer. A rat-like person who looked up incuriously as the Gunner came in – with growing interest when Rod followed and sat down at the same table. After that first quick glance he never looked at them directly again and five minutes later he paid his bill and shuffled out.

In the duty room at the Yard the Junior Inspector hung up the receiver and lifted his head as Hazlerigg came in.

“Another job, sir – New Oxford Street.”

“Shop?”

“Small jewellers – they coshed the watchman, but he wasn’t out long. We’ve just had him on the phone. I’ve sent the patrol car. There should be something soon.”

“Three in one night,” said Hazlerigg. “All jewellers.” The bell went again. Hazlerigg picked up the extension. “Sergeant Martin, sir. 66 New Oxford Street. I’m speaking from the caretaker’s room. I’ve got the caretaker here. One thing might be helpful. He tells me he always went round the offices at twenty to four sharp. He was knocked out as he got to the top landing.”

The Junior Inspector was looking at his log sheet and interrupted: “We got his message at five to four.”

“Just so, sir. He can’t have been out more than ten minutes or thereabouts – must have come round just as they were going. They got out of a passage window, judging from the marks they left. There’s a small courtyard there. The door’s open.”

“Any lead as to which way they went?”

“Not that I can see, sir. The door opens on to a passage.”

“Ask him,” said Hazlerigg, “if there were any signs of a car having stood in the passage way.”

The Junior Inspector put this question and it was obvious from the silence with which it was received that Sergeant Martin didn’t know.

“He’s going to look now,” said the Inspector. “He’s a good chap. Lots would have chanced it and said ‘No’.”

A constable brought in two cups and they were sipping the hot dark tea gratefully when the bell went again.

“X Division,” said the Inspector. “This does sound interesting. Yes. Go on.”

The Inspector reached out as he was listening and pressed a button. A red light came up on the panel. “Two cars with full crews,” he said, “and warn three and four.” The light blinked and went out. “Are you going, sir?”

“You bet,” said Hazlerigg. “That was Stiffy, wasn’t it?”

“Yes, sir—saw them five minutes ago, just by chance, coming into Stumpi’s joint.”

“God bless all narks,” said Hazlerigg as he took the steps at a run.

Gunner and Rod had finished an early breakfast of sausages and chips served by the taciturn Stumpi, and were sitting over their second cup of coffee.

Gunner was almost asleep. Rod, on the other hand, felt both fresh and alert. He possessed that quality, rare in a man and almost unknown in a boy, of being able to “back pedal” in moments of danger and stress, and this gave him the advantage of being able to coast quietly through the reactionary period that followed. It is a quality which distinguishes the greatest generals.

Where Gunner had been talkative and excited, he had been taciturn almost to the point of rudeness. And now that Gunner nodded, he was doing some thinking.

In particular he was thinking about the second part of the instructions he had had from the Chief the night before. They were all right as far as they went, but they didn’t seem to Rod to go quite far enough. It had been impressed on them that they must keep away from the meeting-place until a respectable hour in the morning— “say ten o’clock,” the Chief had said. “Get yourself something to eat and then have a wash and brush up. Don’t go home—and don’t wander about the streets unnecessarily.”

Well, that was fair enough. Only mugs wandered about the streets in the small hours; it was asking to be picked up by a nosey slop looking for promotion. But it left a lot of time to kill. Then again, Stumpi might be okay – the boys said he was – and again he might not. He sat blinking at them from behind the corner table, apparently unwearied by his all-night session.

On an impulse Rod got to his feet and asked: “Where’s the Gents?” Stumpi nodded at a curtained recess at the back. Rod found the filthy little water closet, and found something more: a door, leading out to a pint-sized area with an iron staircase. The door was bolted. Rod unbolted it. He made his way back to the shop and as he put his hand up to pull the curtain aside a great many things seemed to happen at once.

The first thing his eye caught, through the steamy front window, was the bonnet of a large black car, coasting to a standstill. Then the shop front seemed to irrupt as huge figures tumbled through the door. He saw Gunner on his feet swinging a chair and the crash of splintering wood was in his ears as he made the back door. A second later he was in the area and up the steps. A quick look showed him the street was empty.

Fast as his young legs carried him, a more elderly pair of legs was moving faster still. Hazlerigg had grasped the fact that one of his birds had flown and was round in his tracks and out of the door before Gunner had finished swinging his first chair.

Without stopping to open the door of the car he pushed his head and shoulders through the side window and seized the radio headset. “Hullo Three, hullo Four. Close on Cambridge Circus. Move fast.” The set crackled. “Hullo Three—move from Cambridge Circus down Shaftesbury Avenue—watch your left. Hullo Four—move from Cambridge Circus down Charing Cross Road. Watch your right. Look out for a youth: medium height, wearing no hat or coat. That is all. Acknowledge.”

As a result of these energetic measures, when Rod paused at the corner of Gerrard Street, he saved himself, for the second time, only by the quickness of his wits. He saw the police car a fraction of a second before it could have seen him, and turned on his tracks. Two minutes later he peered cautiously out of Newport Passage and realised the nature of the trap which was holding him.

His mind was still working. He had noticed, at the top end of Newport Passage, a row of tenement flats with a communal basement passage. Down into this he climbed. Stooping in the shadows he loosened the buckle under his coat and wriggled clear of the heavy satchel. Quietly he picked off the top of the nearest of the many dustbins and dropped it in. As quietly he put the lid back.

Then on hands and knees he crawled for the full length of the passage. There was a door at the end. It opened to his touch.

He found himself in a sort of connecting subway which ran under the tenement from Newport Passage to the fronting street. It was pitch dark and from its smell contained a further selection of refuse bins. But the sweetest-smelling haven could not have been more welcome.

The door had a bolt and he shot it gently, before moving cautiously forward among the empty milk bottles. The door at the other end, he found, was already locked. He sat down to wait.

An hour later Hazlerigg called off his cordon. Half an hour after it had gone Rod slipped out. He had no means of knowing whether the way was clear or not, but an irrational feeling possessed him that his luck would hold. He recovered the satchel and disappeared circumspectly in the general direction of Seven Dials.

Major Angus McCann was sitting in the padded splendour of a celebrated West End Hotel. He was in a mood of roaring Bolshevism which far exceeded anything under the mere general heading of being “browned off “. Such a description was infinitely too tame and neutral.

It was the evening of his second day in England. Behind him lay six completed years of soldiering in the Commandos. He had spent a colourful fortnight in Norway in early 1940, and had sniffed at unguarded portions of the coast of France. He had gone out to North Africa in 1942 and later had dropped into the sea off the coast of Sicily and had lived to bless his peace-time love of long-distance swimming. At the end of 1943 he had returned to England and spent a glorious six months assaulting, in working hours, the larger landed estates in the South Midlands (this was known as “intensive training”) and wrecking many of the stately homes of England in a series of stupendous guest-nights. Finally, one day in early June of 1944, he had landed in Normandy and had marched to that celebrated bridge “where, to the sound of the pipes, the green berets and the red berets had met and intermingled.”

The familiar spirit which had preserved his skin in these fantastic episodes was now to be worked overtime, and had stepped in with a judicious bout of jaundice, severe enough to keep him out of the area of the Arnhem salient altogether. After that things had gone smoothly enough and he had been in no real danger until the week following the Armistice when he had tried to argue with a drunken Russian soldier in one of Berlin’s border-line restaurants.

Fortunately his ability to get under a table had exceeded the Russian’s ability to find his automatic pistol, and all had been smoothed over.

He ordered another glass of beer and tried to look happy when asked to pay two shillings for it.

Farther along the bar he observed two girls who appeared to be taking a great deal of time over their first drinks, and he entertained the unworthy suspicion that they were waiting for a good Samaritan to come and stand them the next one.

“Let ‘em wait,” said Major McCann ungallantly. (Actually they were school teachers from Saffron Walden engaged in seeing the night life of London. The blonde one taught Geography and the brunette took Physical Training. They drank their pink gins slowly because they disliked the taste of them. They will not appear again in this story.)

Major McCann imbibed some more beer. He was honest enough to realise that he himself was very largely to blame for his own feelings. He had little of substance to complain about. He was sound in wind and limb. He had somewhere to live. He had a little money.

He shared a flat with a very much elder sister, in the wilds of North Hampstead. She was an excellent cook and a thoroughly good “manager”. His bed was so soft and the sheets so exquisitely aired and laundered that he had scarcely slept a wink on his first night at home. True, she was not a sparkling conversationalist and it would have been a stretch of the imagination to have described her as a kindred spirit, her main interests being afternoon bridge and British Israel.

She had displayed an altogether unexpected interest in her brother’s activities in Egypt and he had been agreeably surprised thereat until it transpired that her sustaining hope had been that he might have secured some accurate measurements of the great pyramid. (They were, he gathered, connected in a vague but important way with the future of the United Nations and the development of atomic energy.)

Again he reminded himself with great fairness that it was unreasonable to be angry with anyone for being themselves and not someone else altogether. She had many excellent qualities, had survived the bombing and rocketing without stirring an inch from her appointed way of life, had undergone undoubted hardships, and had, by her own unaided efforts, saved two and a half tons of waste paper. There must be many worse people in London. Indeed, at that moment two of them came in. Major McCann felt his hackles rise as he viewed the newcomers, a man and a woman.