This Crazy Little Thing (A New Adult Billionaire Romance)
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Authors: Tamryn Ward,Tawny Taylor
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Tawny Taylor, writing as Tamryn Ward
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3 Tamryn Ward
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From the USA Today Bestselling author of MY ALPHA BILLIONAIRE and HOPELESSLY BROKEN, a romance about the joys--and challenges--of walking in another girl's Manolos...
Meet Jane Brown.
Jane Brown isn't a millionaire.
Jane Brown isn’t a member of MENSA.
Jane Brown doesn’t wear a size two like her model-perfect coworker Monica Starke.
Until...
One wish leads to waking in Monica's French lingerie...and her perfectly-proportioned body. It’s a dream come true--until she learns Monica's life isn't the fairytale Jane had always imagined. Well, with one exception: her ripped-from-the-pages-of-a-romance-novel billionaire ex-boyfriend, Jason Foxx.
But could an uber-rich guy like Jason fall in love with a regular girl like Jane...who looks like a girl like Monica?
Did she even want him to?
(Previously Published as ABOUT MONDAY)
“This is a delightful take on the adage about wal
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SAMPLE:
If there truly was a heaven on earth, she’d found it. There, in the middle of mayhem, with people hopping up and down and slamming into each other, she’d found peace. Content to stay there forever, she looped her arms around his neck, pressed her ear against his chest and inhaled his scent. Her body tingled wherever it made contact with his. And wave after wave of warmth coursed through her body.
She tipped her head to look up and he glanced down at her. One of his hands pressed against her back, pushing her tighter against him while the other palmed her cheek. His thumb stroked her lower lip and she instinctively slipped her tongue out to taste it.
A spark flashed in his eyes as he tipped his head and lowered it until his mouth hovered painfully close to hers. Breathless, eager for his kiss, she closed her eyes and waited.
He didn’t kiss her. Instead, he tortured her by leaving his mouth a fraction of an inch from hers. Their breaths mingled as their breathing quickened. And her lower regions burned with the need to be touched. She ground her pelvis into his leg, pressing and rubbing, furiously trying to ease the ache between her legs as they swayed. His hands dropped to her bottom and rested there, and hers slid down his chest, her fingertips tracing the lines of his developed muscles through the thin knit material of his T-shirt.
It was a magic moment, the most erotic, intense experience of her life. Their gazes locked and she could tell he too was overcome by the intensity. His tongue darted out to moisten his lips and she mirrored him. They didn’t speak, there was no need for words. Everything that needed to be said was conveyed through their eyes. In his, she saw the confusion and hunger, the fear and hope. It hurt to see him that way.
Then the song ended and with it the magic. Jason stiffened, stepping back when she lifted her hands, and gave her an awkward smile. “Shit, I can’t do this. My God…you…I could have…I mean, I want to…”
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Sometimes it stunk being second best. Especially when first best was five-foot eleven-inches of all-American blonde beauty named Monica Starke.
At Ferndale High School Monica had been the “It” Girl. Cheerleader, captain of the debating team, president of the National Honor Society, the lead in the play and valedictorian. She dated the captain of the football team and was the envy of every girl in school.
Jane
Brown, barely five-foot tall with mousy hair and unremarkable features, was the salutatorian—something to be proud of for sure—but otherwise relatively invisible. After graduation, Jane waited tables at a Coney Island to pay her tuition at the local community college. Two years later, after enduring umpteen million pick-up lines from married, middle-aged men on the prowl for their midlife crisis trophy, Jane graduated with an associate’s degree. She landed a starting position for just above minimum wage at a small advertising company in Southfield.
In contrast, nothing changed for Monica after she graduated. She still lived a blessed life. Daddy paid her tuition at U of M Ann Arbor and she had a riot playing sorority sister. Monica and the rest of the Gamma Kappa Chis partied morning, noon and night
for four years. At graduation, she proudly displayed her certificate for her bachelor’s degree in graphic design and then enjoyed her
small
graduation gift from her father—a trip to Europe.
After landing stateside again, she snagged a job at the same small advertising company—for quite a bit more than minimum wage. She
was dating a billionaire jewelry broker who bought her a house in Birmingham for Christmas and a Lexus for her birthday. On the weekends, they played golf at Oakland Hills and hung out with his rich friends.
Gee, what a rough life.
Jane heard about their weekend plans every Friday morning at work and although she tried to pretend that it didn’t bother her, it sometimes did. Life was unfair. Some people got things the easy way and some people struggled for everything they had.
Never the whiner, and normally grateful for everything she had since she’d busted her butt to get it,
Jane didn’t complain, and she didn’t sit around and ruminate the injustice of it all. She liked her studio apartment. It was cozy, cheap to heat and all hers, and her subcompact didn’t have leather seats or a built-in game system, but it started every morning and got her from Point A to Point B.
But every now and then, when Monica was bemoaning her latest tragedy,
Jane indulged in a guilty pleasure and daydreamed of when she would be best, when she would land the dream account or date a multi-zillionaire. Monica would learn how it felt to be second.
Naturally,
Jane knew it would take the act of some god for that to happen, but like dreaming of winning the lottery on Friday nights before the numbers were drawn, it was occasionally fun to think about.
And today was one of those days.
It was Friday, not Jane’s favorite day of the week but not her least favorite either. It didn’t start out bad. She woke up feeling rested and ready for the work, her shower was hot—something that didn’t happen too often—and she’d managed to avoid all the major traffic snarls on the way to work. Yet the moment she walked into the office, her Friday took a turn for the worse.
“Do you have a minute?” Monica asked the second
Jane stepped in the door.
She knew what those words meant, and frankly she wasn’t interested in ending her week by playing Monica’s therapist. “Wow, you’re here early. I didn’t expect anyone… I have a lot of work—”
Monica pressed her palms together and held them in front of her chest as if she was praying. “Please? You’re the very best friend I have in the whole world and I need someone to talk to. It’s important.”
Liar. She says that to everybody.
Jane held back a sigh, walked to her cubicle, dropped her purse and lunch on her desk and sat in her chair. “Okay. But five minutes. That’s it. I’m setting a timer.”
“You’re the best!” Monica pulled up a chair to
Jane’s desk and plopped in it. “It’s about the Kelly’s Yogurt account. I was supposed to finish up the coupon layout this week and turn it in today by five, but I had a major personal crisis and didn’t get the chance to work on it. Today’s the two-month anniversary of my breakup with Jason and I was so depressed all week long I couldn’t concentrate on anything—”
Oh boy,
Jane could see where this was heading. “Uh-uh. I can’t. If I do your work then my stuff won’t get done and I’ll look bad. Again.”
“Pretty please? It would mean everything to me. I’d owe you big.” Her bottom lip started trembling and the whites of her eyes turned a pretty shade of pink that matched her lipstick and coordinating nail polish. “You have no idea what I’ve been going through.”
Yeah, like no one else on earth has broken up with their boyfriends.
“You have my sympathy, really. I’m sorry you’re…suffering…but I can’t afford to be late with this project. It goes to print tomorrow—”
Monica leaned forward and caught
Jane’s hand, gripping it tightly until all circulation was lost to her fingertips. “Look, I’m desperate. What’ll it cost me? I’ll pay anything.”
“It’s not about money.” She tugged, trying to free her hand before suffering any serious damage. Her knuckles were grinding together. “Let go. You’re hurting me.”
“I can get you backstage passes to any concert at Pine Knob.”
She gave her hand another sharp tug but Monica still didn’t release it. “Not into concerts, sorry.”
“Box seats at a Red Wings game?”
“It isn’t hockey season. Besides I hate hockey.” Accepting the fact that Monica wasn’t going to voluntarily release her hand, she started prying Monica’s fingers loose, one at a time.
“What born and bred Detroiter hates hockey?” Finally releasing Jane’s hand, Monica dropped her face in her hands and turned on the tears full blast.
Her shoulders shuddered, her breath came in raspy bursts. It was a pathetic sight.
Good grief, I’ve seen better acting on those old Godzilla movies. She’d better not quit her day job.
“I can’t take it anymore,” Monica moaned, sounding like something between a dying cow and an overwrought teenager. “I just can’t. You don’t know what it’s like to be me.”
Oh God.
“I don’t have anybody. I’m all alone. No one to help me.”
You expect pity? Where’s your zillionaire boyfriend? Where’s Daddy? He’ll take out his checkbook and everything will be rosy.
Jane forced herself to pat Monica’s shoulder in a show of support. “I’m sure everything will be all right. Mr. Kaufmann likes you. You’re his top star. He’ll give you an extension and everyone will be happy.”
“I can’t ask him for another extension. He threatened to fire me the last time.”
“Fire you? He’d lose fifty percent of his business if you left and he knows it. He won’t let you go.”
Monica fished a CD jewel case out of her designer briefcase and set it on
Jane’s desk. “I’m telling the truth. Please? I’m begging. I need this done by today. It’s half finished. It’ll only take an hour or two.”
“Then what’s the problem? You have all day.”
“I have something else to do. Something vitally important. Please. I won’t ask you again. I’ll give you all the credit if you want. You’re probably due for a raise, aren’t you?”
Don’t I wish
.
“Well…”
“See? It’ll be good for both of us. I saved the file on this CD.” She slid the plastic case across the desk, closer to
Jane. “Come on. You’ll get a raise and I’ll get a break. No one loses.”
She would probably regret this, but what the heck? Only an hour or two wouldn’t kill her. She’d still have plenty of time to finish the layout for the car wash newspaper ad she promised this afternoon. “Okay. But just this once. Don’t ask me again.”
“Oh, I promise I won’t. Thank you! You’re the best friend I’ve ever had. I owe you big!” Monica leapt to her feet, swept up her briefcase and as Jane watched, charged out of the office, waving over her shoulder just before going out the door. “See ya Monday,” she half said, half sang. “Wish me luck.”
Where the heck was she going?
Dread gnawed a hole in the pit of Jane’s gut. She had a feeling an hour or two was a gross understatement.
* * * * *
Late. She was late. Then again, why should that surprise him?
Jason Foxx lobbed his head from side to side, cracking his neck as he waited impatiently in his car for Monica to return home.
I don’t have all day for this. Damn it, why does she have to be fashionably late for everything, including an argument?
If he didn’t need the stuff he’d left in her house when he’d hastily moved out a couple of months ago, he wouldn’t have bothered. Especially knowing she’d think his return was some kind of half-hearted attempt on his part to reconcile.
No way that was going to happen. He’d had enough of self-centered, high-maintenance Monica Starke to last a lifetime. The next woman he dated would be different, the complete opposite, right down to the color of her hair.
He glanced at the clock on his dashboard again. Damn it! He was going to be late for his appointment. He looked up the phone number of the gentleman he was scheduled to meet and punched it in his cell phone, apologizing profusely and rescheduling for later that afternoon. Just as he hit the end button, Monica pulled in the drive, grinned and waved, and shut off the engine.
“Sorry. I had to take care of a few things first. You look great, by the way.”
Not in the mood to listen to her compliments or excuses, especially since they’d rescheduled this simple task at least a dozen times because she’d had a scheduling conflict, he grumbled, “I had an important appointment this morning. You said you’d be here an hour ago.”
Hands on hips, she stood defiant, her chin lifted just enough to get on his nerves. “Would you let it go? I said I’m sorry. What more do you want me to say?”
“Nothing. Please, do me a favor and say nothing. Just let me get my things and we won’t have to talk about anything anymore.”
“Fine.” She teetered to the front door on her high heels and unlocked it, pushing it open and motioning for him to go in first.
He shook his head and waited for her to enter then followed her. “I’ll only be a minute.”
“Don’t you dare take any of the artwork. It stays with the house.”
“I promise I won’t touch a single knick-knack.” He shook his head. The woman was selfish right to the bitter end. “I just need a few personal things. I forgot about some stuff I left in the spare bedroom closet.”
“Fine.” She followed him through the foyer and up the stairs. “But I cleaned that closet. There wasn’t anything in there but old junk.”
He spun around to face her, panic and rage threatening to burst more than a few vital blood vessels. “What are you saying?”
“I’m saying the closet’s empty.”
Desperately hoping she was lying, he rushed into the room and pushed open the doors. “Damn it! Those were my family’s heirlooms! How could you?”
To her credit, she looked a little surprised and remorseful. “I thought they were just trash. Some old, crusty-looking coins and ugly dishes and pottery. I sold the whole shebang to a dealer for a few bucks. Why would you leave it here if it was important? Why wasn’t it in storage somewhere?”
“You know I don’t trust those storage lockers. They aren’t secure. Wait a minute, you said a few dollars? How few?”
Her face paled. “Please tell me those old pots weren’t worth anything.”
“How few?” he repeated, wondering if there was a legal defense for strangling an ignorant person who’d basically given away a priceless collection of art deco art glass.
“Is it insured?”
“Yes, against damage or theft, not against them being sold for pennies on the dollar by some—” He didn’t say the rest. Insulting her wouldn’t do a damn bit of good. “You should have called me before you did anything. You knew those things weren’t yours.”
“You’re right, I should have. I just assumed you didn’t care since you left them.”
He bit back a cliché about the hazards of making assumptions, figuring it would fall on deaf ears anyway. He’d never met a more irresponsible human being in his life. “Who’d you sell them to and how long ago?”
“About two weeks ago. I don’t remember the man’s name. I found him in the paper.” She hurried toward the stairs. “Maybe his ad’s in yesterday’s
News
. I have it down in the kitchen.”
His anger receding slightly, replaced by hollow grief, which hardly suited him any better, he followed her. “By any chance, he didn’t give you a receipt…or a card…or anything?”
“No. Should he have? He paid me cash.”
And made off like a bandit before she figured out what she’d done. Goddamn thief.
She hurried into the kitchen and rifled through the newspaper sections. “The ad was in last week’s classifieds. Here! This is the section.” She ran her brightly polished fingertip down the columns.
He wondered if the proceeds from the sale of
his
precious heirlooms had paid for her manicure.