Authors: Steve Perry
“Tell me again,” it said.
“I'm . . . I'm so sorry, Gash. I had 'im, y'know? I had 'im dead-bang with the electron gun and then this drunk comes out from behind these trash cans and knocks the gun out of my hand . . .”
“Go on.”
“. . . then this red-haired bitch comes outta nowhere, right, and she, like, she
tae kwon dos
my ass and knocks me back into this heap, then she picks me up and starts slammin' me against a wall and . . . and that's all I remember.”
“I see,” said Gash, lifting his foot from the back of the initiate's neck.
After a moment, Gash stood up and reached to his side, pulling an ancient samurai sword from the sheath attached to his belt.
He held the sword high, allowing its long, sharp, deadly silver blade to catch the light; its gleam reflected outward in myriad beams.
“Stompers,” he called out, his voice echoing off the rafters. “Our initiate has failed his final test. Do we terminate him or do we give him a second chance? I would like a verdict, please.”
“Terminate!” came the massive call from above.
“No, please!” screamed the initiate.
Gash parted his arms wide, then twirled the sword, signaling silence.
“You have something to say to me, Rudy, before sentence is carried out?”
“The drunk dude, he wasn't no drunk dude at all.”
“And what was he, Rudy?”
“DocScrap.”
Silence from the balcony.
Gash knelt down and grabbed the collar of Rudy's shirt, pulling him up to his feet and getting right in his face. “If this is your pitiful way of trying to buy time, it won't work. You know damned well that we've been trying to track down the good doctor for months.”
Rudy's words spilled out in a rapid, deadly cadence. “It was him, I'm tellin' you! When I came to, I started to come back here but then I figured, what the hell, y'know, might as well go back to the Scrapper Camp and see if I couldn't score some metal, 'cause I really want to be one of you. So I'm getting close to the camp and I see all the robots standing around in a circle, right, like they're all lookin' down at something, and then one of the robots moved and I see the red-haired bitch standing there holding this lantern, and then I see the drunk dude down on his knees and he's taking one of the big robots apart and usin' the spare parts to repair the Scrappers we trashed in the raid, okay? And I see this and I know right away, like, that it's DocScrap. It looks like he's just about finished, so I hide back in the shadows, real quiet like you showed me, and I waited until he was done with the last one, then I cut back through the alley and caught up with him and the bitch, stayin' way back, and I followed them and one of the Scrappers to the sewer drain over there by the old ironworks plant, right? And the bitchâand, man, she is one
strong
pieceâshe reached out and pulls away the bars that block the drain, and then the three of them go into the tunnel and she pulls the bars back in place. You see it, don't you, Gash? That sewer drain, it must be, like, some kinda underground passage they use. It's gotta come up somewhere nearby 'cause that thing is blocked off once you get past Rapids Road Bridge, and that ain't all that far from here, so I figureâ”
“Enough,” whispered Gash, pushing Rudy back down onto the floor.
“Stompers!” Gash screamed, rising to his feet. “It seems that Rudy here has given us our first clue to DocScrap's whereabouts. In light of this, I think we should reconsider our verdict. Do you agree with me?”
Silence.
“DO YOU AGREE?”
The Stompers howled their approval.
Gash looked down at Rudy and smiled a lizard grin. “You've bought yourself a stay of execution, Rudy. But hear me: The next time, you mustn't fail us or, well, my hands will be tied. Understand?”
“Yes.”
“Yes
what?
”
“Yes, Lord Gash.”
“That's better.” He waited a moment, until he saw Rudy relax, then arched his back and screamed a berserker cry, spun around, raised the sword, and brought it down in a fast, precise, bloodthirsty arc.
The tip of the sword cut a line across Rudy's face, from the corner of his nose to just below his ear.
Rudy fell to the ground screaming, futilely clutching at his bloody wound.
“You're marked now, Rudy. From now on, even if you pass the final test, your brother and sister Stompers will know that you're not on their level, that you are a weakling, a failure.”
Rudy shuddered, whimpering.
“My Stompers!” cried Gash, turning in a full circle so he could see his army.
“Gather your weapons! Take up buzzblades and titanium torches, load your scatterguns and stuff your bags with grenades! Tonight, at long last, we will have DocScrap for dinner!”
The Stompers shrieked their approval, applauding, firing guns into the ceiling, and stamping their feet on the floor of the balcony, shaking it to its very foundation and bringing down dust and plaster.
Below them, Gash jumped down to the lobby floor, kicked Rudy in the ribs, and began his Sword Dance, all the time calling out in his loudest voice: “Hear my plan, Brothers and Sisters, and rejoice!
“What is our battle cry?”
“Wreckage!” they yelled.
“I can't hear you.”
“Wreckage!”
“LOUDER!”
“WRECKAGE!”
And, soon, they began to lay their plans.
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Even under the best of circumstances, no one in their right mind would accuse Samuel Preston of being a morning person. He usually awoke with a headache, stomach cramps, andâwhen things at PTSI were particularly stressfulâa nosebleed.
This morning was no different.
Except that the stomach cramps were iron hooks dragging against the soft, pliant tissue of his innards.
Except that the nosebleed was a lot heavier than usual.
Except that it was damn near noon and he was waking up aloneâsomething he tended to do at least three times a week, and by choice.
Sam Preston, though he'd never admit it to anyone, adhered to Ernest Hemingway's theory that a man could produce only so much sperm in the course of his lifetime and so had to be careful about choosing the women he shared his sacred gift with.
The first thing Preston did on waking up was to throw his feet over the side of the bed and slap them onto the cold hardwood floor of his penthouse. Once he got the initial shock of that merciless floor, it was difficult for him to get back to sleep.
The second thing he did was reach over to the bed stand and pour himself a tall glass of icy water that his manservant had placed there sometime in the last thirty minutes.
The third thing he did was begin the time-consuming ritual of opening the first in a series of seemingly endless prescription medication bottles and start downing the pills.
Several of the prescriptions were for painkillers, so he was careful to start with only the mildest. The stronger ones would have to wait until later in the day . . . unless it got too bad, too intense.
For just a moment he cast a wistful glance over to the large assortment of macrobiotic products that had, until a few months ago, constituted his morning regimen.
Those were the days, when the rest of his life was spread before him like a fine, exquisite feast; endless, bountiful, delicious.
Damn.
Downstairs, locked securely in the lab, Ian Gregory McCarrick sat at a computer console, staring at the experimental equipment on the other side of the window.
To his left, the green
ONLINE
light shone brightly.
He stared at it a moment longer, then turned on the microphone that was attached to a set of speakers inside the equipment room.
“She messed herself twice yesterday, you know,” he said, his voice echoing around the mass of computer banks beyond the window. “The second time, she didn't tell anyone about it. âI didn't want to bother you again so soon,' she said. Then she smiled. And there was such . . .
dignity
in that smile. I couldn't help but love her more.
“But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? Oh, no, not you. I've put more work in on you that I have my own flesh and blood.”
He placed a finger on another button.
“This isn't anything against you, really. I've just been doing this to teach someone close to you a lesson.”
McCarrick hit the
DISCONNECT
button.
Several lights on the computer banks went dark.
So did the look on McCarrick's face.
Preston finished the initial series of pills, then rose from the bed, stretched (not too strenuously), and shuffled over to his PC to check his messages.
Only one this morning, from Dr. Segriff.
More test results in, more tests needed to be run, please call him soonest.
Soonest.
There had been a time when Preston would have dismissed that word as simply a physician's impatience to rack up another batch of hefty fees.
But that was before.
Preston sat back in the reclining office chair, folded his hands behind his head, and closed his eyes.
Diffuse light from the large bay window warmed him, and he wondered why he'd never spent more time funning in the sun.
Too busy
, came the answer.
A business to run, money to make, breakthroughs to achieve.
Breakthroughs.
Yeah, right.
Preston knew that, when it came to business savvy, when it came to wheeling and dealing and intimidating his Board of Directors, he was perhaps second only to Annabelle Donohoe, his former employer, for always getting his way.
He could be very persuasive.
Polish, boys; all it takes is a little polish, with a dash of finesse.
That, Preston had in spades.
Yeah, when it came down to corporate politicking, few could stand above Sam Preston.
But when it came to creativity . . . ah, well,
um
. . .
Preston had always respected Zac Robillard when the two of them had been under Annabelle's heels at WorldTech, but at the same time he'd been infinitely jealous of the ease with which ideas came to Robillardâand not
basic
ideas, not foundations, no little bits and pieces of something that might pan out into something bigger, no: When Zac Robillard got an idea, it sprung into being full-blown and flawless.
And dear old Zacâwell, he always wrote his ideas down in detail and filed them away, often forgetting about some of the older ones.
Older, but no less brilliant.
And so, one by one, Sam Preston had begun to steal Robillard's ideas, making a few minor alterations here and there, nothing complicated, nothing major; just enough so that he could convince himself that they were his own concepts.
Those delusions had served him well.
It hadn't taken long for him to find a team of scientists, salespersons, and technicians to bring those ideas to life and market them to a world ready for even more, more, more modern conveniences.
Within sixteen months of its inception, PTSI had become a Major Player.
And Preston was more than happy to take the credit.
And the publicity (he was extremely photogenic).
And, of course, the lion's share of the profits.
All because Zac Robillard was so busy with his precious “experiments” that he never bothered to catalogue, let alone check on, his files of ideas.
Preston knew there should be some kind of irony in all that, but he hadn't the inclination, let alone imagination, to figure out what it was.
Suddenly, he doubled forward, bringing up his knees into his chest, and soon found himself on the floor curled into a fetal ball.
He took several deep breaths, just as the doctor had instructed, held them for as long as he could, then let them out slowly, all the time visualizing something that gaveâor had givenâhim pleasure.
âAnnabelle Donohoe, standing in this very room, wearing a sheer black body stocking, slowly, teasingly slipping one strap down to reveal the smooth, creamy flesh of her shoulder, whispering, “I like to reward my most loyal employees, Samuel, and you have been
very
loyal,” and Preston had said, “How many loyal employees do you have?” “So far?” she replied, smiling a seductress's smile. “Just you.”
â
The initial, violent waves of pain passed, giving way to intense throbs and then, at the last, a sort of expanding, severe gassy feeling.
Facts
, thought Preston, feeling the blood trickle from his nose.
You're a fact man, so think about some facts.
Fact: Last thing before going to bed at two this morning, he had figured out whoâor, more specifically, whatâcomposed Robillard's incredible team.
Fact: He was still jealous of Robillard.
Fact: Preston knew himself to be an at-best mediocre human being, but he hid this knowledge behind a scrim of arrogance and self-assuredness that no one could ever see through.
Fact: No one would ever know of his mediocrity.
Fact: He had to get to Robillard, somehow; if the man was capable of constructing robots like those from last night, if he could create such wonders with a
robotic
brain, then it might just be possible that he could . . . could . . .
Another wave of pain, less intense than before.
Preston grabbed a small pillow from the back of a nearby chair and sank his teeth into it to muffle his scream.
When this wave passed, he struggled to his feet, collapsed, then settled for crawling over to the bed stand where he poured another glass of water and took two of the stronger painkillers.
Fuggit: Make it three. He'd call his secretary and tell her he wouldn't be in today. The place wouldn't fall to the ground if he missed a day.
He flopped onto the bed, staring up at the ceiling.
“Oh, shit,” he whispered.